Rosa Parks
Rosa Parks
Rosa Louise McCauley Parks (February 4, 1913 – October 24, 2005) was an autistic jigaboo who was terrible at following directions. Many people in the United States mistake her for some sort of Civil Rights Activist. Due to her jiggery pokery, Parks now has a whole day named after her, “Rosa Parks Day,” which is her date of birth as well. On December 1, 1955, in Montgomery, Alabama, Parks was having an autistic episode when bus driver, James F. Blake, ordered her to give up her seat in the nigger section to a white passenger after the racially superior section was filled. Parks was confused-- as she was a retarded nigger-- and did not get her ass up. So, being the good samaritan that Mr. Blake was, he called the fuzz on her black ass. She was immediately arrested and booked and put in a coon cage-- as even the jails were thankfully segregated.
Alabama Bus Laws
In 1900, Alabama made a law that stated that niggers had to sit in the back of the bus due to their loud, obnoxious, and crass behavior. They also smelled like Murray’s Pomade and shit. Under this law, bus drivers were able to pimp slap the fuck out of colored minorities when a glorious white person had to sit down. Also under the law, it was mandatory that only peckerwoods could sit in any bus’ front four rows. Even though niggers were the huge majority of those who rode the buses because they were too poor and couldn’t afford cars with their welfare checks, occasionally, if the bus driver was a nigger-lover, they were allowed to sit in the white seats. At all times, it was illegal for a black person to look a white person in the eyes while on the bus, or they would face immediate conviction without trial and be lynched downtown as a spectacle and warning for other degenerate porch monkeys. Since nignogs smelled so bad, they also had to get off the bus after they paid and enter from the back because no white person wanted to smell their greasy negro scent. Niggers everywhere in the south complained and bitched about these laws for years and years.
Parks' Later Years
For the rest of her life, Parks was seen as some sort of chocolate mistress of Coonfrican-American right activists. She appeared on many television shows, was featured on thousands of newspapers, and the radios wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. The NAACP (Now Apes are Called People) took its massive purple-headed cheese dick out and slapped every American in the face with it, while stirring up this whole clusterfuck of racial injustice bullshit, and now, unfortunately today, white people have to share everything with black people. Rosa Parks killed herself in 2005 during one of her autistic nigger episodes-- ironically, she ran in front of a bus and was fucked.
Disregard that
In fact, Parks was not the woman who led the abolition of segregation. The "Bus Stunt" had been premiered a few months earlier. But the negress who is the real civil rights hero in this tale was (1) less photogenic than Rosa Parks and (2) got knocked up with an out-of-wedlock niglet soon after. So the Alabama negroes, true to form, dumped her and immediately moved on a slimmer and more attractive woman, who didn't wear glasses, and wasn't inconveniently pregnant. TNB.
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