User:ROBERT DOE/Parley
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Ben "Sosumeh" "Parley" King, also known as eyebrows82, Ben Joel King, parley, sosumeh, BenK, kingbenjoel and boiling.ben83 is the result of mixing sperm from a nigger and a spic in a blender and inserting it in an arab's vagina. He is also an autistic weeaboo sandnigger who obsesses over imageboards along with his pal Jkid. In fact, his autism is so severe that he's planning to hold an "imageboard convention" in San Francisco. He runs the dead site 314chan which he thinks is the greatest gift to humanity ever, but which really is just a dead *chan with 2 users.
Aside from looking like being a real-life joke, parley is also a self-proclaimed hacker. Despite this, he is incapable of keeping a Kusaba X board up for more than 5 minutes, and in the rare case that his site actually is up and running, it gets raided by bots. He then adds "spam protection", brags about it, and gets flooded harder than ever less than an hour later.
Quotes
—Parley acting like a retarded baby because his site is back up. | ||
—parley showing his patience | ||
Gallery of eyebrows
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Breathtaking beauty. -
Parley and some guy called Ken. -
Parley and his iPhone. -
Parley being sexy. -
He realizes that even Leetchan is better than his "creation". -
He looks even uglier up-close.
Logs
Parley vs 4chon
02:08:18 PM -!- parley [[email protected]] has joined #4chon 02:08:18 PM -!- mode/#4chon [+v parley] by Tzif 02:10:37 PM <+savetheinternet> parley: i heard about 314chan 02:10:41 PM <+savetheinternet> you have my condolences 02:10:48 PM <+parley> Fuck off. 02:10:57 PM <+savetheinternet> what 02:11:29 PM <+parley> I'm just always surprised to wake up at 5:11AM 02:11:41 PM <+parley> and see fucking spam on my network 02:11:50 PM <+frank_usrs> it's called a website, not a "network" 02:11:53 PM <+frank_usrs> just fyi 02:12:07 PM <@StormTroll> wow parley is rude 02:12:13 PM <@StormTroll> also what happened to 314chan 02:12:15 PM <+frank_usrs> ^imho 02:13:05 PM <+parley> s/spam/fucking pricks trying to be cool "LOLOLOLOLOLXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and ruin a community 02:13:06 PM <%Sabrina> parley meant to say: and see fucking fucking pricks trying to be cool "LOLOLOLOLOLXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and ruin a community on my network 02:14:04 PM <+frank_usrs> parley: I recommend you switch to Tinyboard with paid support 02:14:13 PM <+frank_usrs> that way you'll never have a problem with spam again 02:14:30 PM <+parley> I recommend you fuck off, because you are the cause of this 02:14:34 PM <+frank_usrs> I am? 02:14:50 PM <+parley> Yes. You own leetchan 02:14:54 PM <+frank_usrs> oh 02:14:58 PM <+parley> Henceforth, the reason 02:15:08 PM <+parley> Is put on you 02:15:48 PM <+frank_usrs> i don't recall ever being in charge of that website 02:15:56 PM <+frank_usrs> perhaps i should see a psychologist 02:16:09 PM <+parley> You really should.
See also
- Jkid - Another autistic nigger who obsesses over imageboards.
External links
- Twitter accounts:
314parsley- 314chan
- benjoelking
- sosumeh
- confuzzledsw - one of his pretend companies.
- Parley's abortion of a website
- Dox
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