Laquan McDonald

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Can you say lightning strikes three times? In yet another recurrence of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown, this time it's in the city of Chicago. Our hero of this scenario, police officer Jason Van Dyke shot a 17 year old nigger named Laquan McDonald sixteen times to stop the chimp from stabbing someone. Not so surprisingly, the Black Lives Matter movement protested his death on Twatter and on other forms of social media despite McDonald was armed with a fucking knife.

Words of wisdom about the scenario.

Personal life

Since black lives matter, Laquan had a troubled broken family in Chicago, a city which holds an annual Purge on Independence Day since gunshots can be mistaken for fireworks.

Laquan grew up without his father in his life. When Child and Family Services determined his mother didn't provide him with proper supervision he was taken from his mother at 3-years-old. Since he was 3, Laquan was pawned off to relatives' homes and foster homes, spending most of his life as a ward of the state.

He later moved to his great-grandmother's from 6 to 16, since evidently his mother and his grandmother didn't even give a fuck about him. After his great-grandmother died in 2014, he lived in the same house with an uncle. Laquan went to an alternative high school, Sullivan House High School, for high school dropouts and at-risk students between the ages of 16 and 21.

Laquan returned to his moms in 2002, but the state took him away again due to physical abuse by his mom's current boyfriend. Laquan's mother was trying to regain custody of Laquan. In January 2014, Laquan was arrested for possession of marijuana, and was in juvenile detention until May 2014.

Laquan got wet

On October 20, 2014, Laquan apparently "got wet" and had PCP in his system, so he went out stealing car radios armed with a knife and someone called police. As cops approached him, Laquan slashed the tire of a cop car with his knife, and damaged the windshield of a cop car. The police clearly took this as an attack on cops. In comes whitey, Jason Van Dyke, who emptied his entire clip into Laquan who was in the middle of the road, freeing him from his horrible fucking life where he was betrayed by every black person he knew. Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy said "we have a tragic ending unfortunately to a tragic life of a young man who was betrayed on a number of different levels."

For treating Laquan like garbage all his life, and for Laquan winning the black version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? for suicide-by-cop, his family was given $5 million.

The shooting was recorded on multiple dashcam videos, but it took over 400 days for any video to be released, after a freelance reporter sued the Chicago PD. A state judge ordered the release of the video, leading to Jesse Jackson and Black Lives Matter protesters disrupting shopping on Black Friday on Chicago's "Magnificent Mile." Chicago PD also reportedly erased footage of the shooting from a local Burger King, leaving behind only five other recordings of the shooting. Since the video doesn't show Laquan attacking any cop cars, clearly he DINDU NUFFIN.

There have been almost 400 police shootings in Chiraq since 2007, but only one of them was deemed unjustified. Naturally, white people see this as proof that Obama's hometown and Amerifat's third largest city has a problem with blacks and gun violence. And black people see this as proof that law enforcement is the problem, despite Chicago's annual Purge on the Fourth of July (what better day to resolve gang grudges than a day when the whole city sounds like a warzone?). Is now a bad time to mention that Chicago grew into a crime capital after Prohibition, a giant social experient which was the idea of "progressive" SJW women? What other movement was created by progressive SJW women?

Van Dyke is the first cop in Chicago in almost 35 years to be charged with murder for a shooting while on duty. The shooter was white and the victim is black. That's a clear cut case for Black Lives Matter. If Van Dyke is not convicted of murder, everyone can pretty much expect the second coming of the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. Because only skin color matters, evidence doesn't matter, and black fathers abandoning their kids doesn't matter.

Pop Quiz: What is the name of Laquan McDonald's biological father?

University of Chicago is shut down

Jabari R. Dean posted an online threat from his phone targeting the university where Obama taught law, saying he would "execute approximately...16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed" and that he "will die killing any number of white policemen that I can in the process." Black Lives Matter later condemned calls for racist violence against white people, saying violence is not the answer.


   
 
This is my only warning. At 10AM Monday morning, I’m going to the campus quad of the University of Chicago. I will be armed with an M-4 carbine and two desert eagles, all fully loaded. I will execute approximately 16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed.

I will then die killing any number of white policeman in the process. This is not a joke. I am to do my part and rid the world of white devils. I expect you do the same.
 


 
 

Call of Duty: Black Ops fan Jabari R. Dean, on WorldStarHipHop, underneath a clip from the movie Panther

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