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'''Brianna Brochu''' was an [[Whore|18-year-old girl]], Junior [[Nazi]] and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her [[masturbate|Schlicking juices]] into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing | '''Brianna Brochu''' was an [[Whore|18-year-old girl]], Junior [[Nazi]] and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her [[masturbate|Schlicking juices]] into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing that most non[[autistic]] people with social skills would do such as go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch. Every Fucking second living with you is [[Hell]]. Do us both a favor and Leave." <br> | ||
Like all master criminals in this modern age of electronic media, the second our brilliant [[Ku Klux Klan]] member got what she wanted, she had to go right to [[Instagram]] and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate. | Like all master criminals in this modern age of egos and electronic media, the second our brilliant [[Ku Klux Klan]] member got what she wanted, she had to go right to [[Instagram]] and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate. | ||
{{Quote|After 1½ month of dripping my lady juice in her coconut oil, pissing in her water bottle, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie|Brianna Brochu}} | {{Quote|After 1½ month of dripping my lady juice in her coconut oil, pissing in her water bottle, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie|Brianna Brochu}} | ||
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Obviously not Pre-med or possessing an I.Q. over 100 because it's a known fact that everyone has bacteria in their throats and it's even more surprising that she wasn't told this by a Doctor; he didn't name the bacteria or, at the least, she didn't show her release papers in the video. Looking to push the [[Drama queen]] needle all the way to the right and way [[over 9000|into the red]], Rowe suggested that this bacterial infection that doesn't have a name or that she wasn't given medication for came from Brochu's tampering with her property.<br> | Obviously not Pre-med or possessing an I.Q. over 100 because it's a known fact that everyone has bacteria in their throats and it's even more surprising that she wasn't told this by a Doctor; he didn't name the bacteria or, at the least, she didn't show her release papers in the video. Looking to push the [[Drama queen]] needle all the way to the right and way [[over 9000|into the red]], Rowe suggested that this bacterial infection that doesn't have a name or that she wasn't given medication for came from Brochu's tampering with her property.<br> | ||
Looking to take the stage as the modern face for racism occuring at university's, Rowe posted in twitter and compared her misfortune as a rich University Student to blacks dying in the street stating, ''"As a young African American woman I don’t want to become another statistic. When it comes to college incidents/crimes and racial cases justice needs to be served."''<br> | Looking to take the stage as the modern face for racism occuring at university's, Rowe posted in twitter and compared her misfortune as a rich University Student to blacks dying in the street stating, ''"As a young African American woman I don’t want to become another statistic. When it comes to college incidents/crimes and racial cases justice needs to be served."''<br> | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Adolf Hitler]] | |||
* [[Africa]] | |||
* [[Africentrism]] | |||
* [[Ku Klux Klan]] | |||
* [[Nigger|Black People]] | |||
* [[Nazi]] | |||
* [[Nigger]] | |||
* [[NO NIGGERS]] | |||
* [[Offended]] | |||
* [[Racism]] | |||
* [[White nationalism]] | |||
{{Whores}} | |||
{{Trolls}} | |||
{{race}} | |||
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Revision as of 00:21, 2 November 2017
Brianna Brochu was an 18-year-old girl, Junior Nazi and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her Schlicking juices into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing that most nonautistic people with social skills would do such as go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch. Every Fucking second living with you is Hell. Do us both a favor and Leave."
Like all master criminals in this modern age of egos and electronic media, the second our brilliant Ku Klux Klan member got what she wanted, she had to go right to Instagram and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate.
—Brianna Brochu | ||
Social Justice Warriors Assemble!!!!
Angered that Brianna has only been charged with third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of the peace which are both misdemeanors and had Brianna out on bond, probably within hours of her arrest, SJW's have taken to Twitter, Facebook and other sites with the hashtag #JusticeForJazzy because they feel that the Police and prosecutor like always, dropped the ball and Brianna should be charged with harsher violations because what she did was obviously racially motivated and attempted murder. Not one to miss a chance to cater to the unwashed masses and put on a show for everyone that blacks are less equal to whites and need laws written that favor them so they can be more equal, Connecticut authorities have announced that Brianna Brochu most likely will be made an example of and unfairly punished under hate-crime laws because Brochu's actions, according to them, were solely motivated because her roomamate, Jazzy Rowe, was black and therefor incable of being a cunt or a sleep around, screamer ho that keeps everyone up all night with her need to get her hole stuffed ever night at 2 in the morning or be held responsable for the all to real fact that Rowe would post videoes of Brianna onto Jewtube to make fun of her for snoring.
In a completely predictable fashion, the University of Hartford's President released a letter stating the obvious like how disturbed he is by this situation. The University had taken immediate action once it learned of this. Everyone is safe once more and because Brochu has been thrown out on her ass, all the date-rape keggers that will be held by the fraternities to show their support for Jazzy Rowe can now be put on the calender.
Time For Some Attention Whoring
In true Drama whore fashion, Jazzy Rowe took to facebook with a 90 minute video to beg for sympathy, possibly money, and explain that she had always known that Brianna was doing something to her but just needed the proof before she could do anything.
For weeks, she said, she had been experiencing throat pain and despite all the discomfort it brought her, she never felt the need to see a doctor. It was only when she was told that Brochu was tampering with her property after she moved out of her room with Brochu that she went to a hospital and a nurse told her that "She has bacteria present in her throat."
Obviously not Pre-med or possessing an I.Q. over 100 because it's a known fact that everyone has bacteria in their throats and it's even more surprising that she wasn't told this by a Doctor; he didn't name the bacteria or, at the least, she didn't show her release papers in the video. Looking to push the Drama queen needle all the way to the right and way into the red, Rowe suggested that this bacterial infection that doesn't have a name or that she wasn't given medication for came from Brochu's tampering with her property.
Looking to take the stage as the modern face for racism occuring at university's, Rowe posted in twitter and compared her misfortune as a rich University Student to blacks dying in the street stating, "As a young African American woman I don’t want to become another statistic. When it comes to college incidents/crimes and racial cases justice needs to be served."
See Also
- Adolf Hitler
- Africa
- Africentrism
- Ku Klux Klan
- Black People
- Nazi
- Nigger
- NO NIGGERS
- Offended
- Racism
- White nationalism
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