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2Pac (Tupac Amaru Shakur) is a famous hologram also known for being a jiggaboo rapper, actor and nigger who died in 1996 at the age of twenty-five following a life spent convincing people he had talent and fucking the Notorious B.I.G.'s old lady. Suge Knight was in no way involved. Shakur had very little talent and was a flaming homosexual. The only people who talk about him are wiggers.


2pac showing his true self, a flamboyant gay nigger
   
 
Knight was hit in the head by fragmentation, though it is thought[by whom?] that a bullet grazed him.[89]
 

 
 

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Jews did Tupac

40 days after Tupac was shooted to kill, the Feebs opened their investigation having learned that he was being threatened prior to his murder.

Since Tupac was a nigger, and they had a whole desk-full of nigger-on-nigger murders to get through, the Bureau didn't make any progress for several months - when they suddenly found a promising lead.

The trail led to the door of a shadowy shakedown/extortion mastermind behind the whole thing, referred to in hushed whispers by informants, as "JDL":

However, it turned out that the sinister initials "JDL" referred not to a single 'Mr Big', but to a whole conspiracy of money-grabbing blood-thirsty thieves.

The G-Men paused and came up with a plan to bust the entire racket:

And soon a hot tip identified one of the gunmen involved in the murder:

Suddenly the investigation came to a screeching halt. And that was the last that was ever heard of the shadowy conspiracy that committed a murder that baffles investigators to this very day. Who could have masterminded such a foul deed? It is a mystery.

Lyrics

So Many Tears

Now that I'm struggling in this business, by any means

Label me greedy gettin' green, but seldom seen


Now I'm lost and I'm weary, So many tears

I'm suicidal so don't stand near me

My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer

To embrace an early death, now there's nothing left


And though my soul was deleted, I couldn't see it

I had my mind full of demons trying to break free

They planted seeds and they hatched, sparking the flame

Inside my brain like a match, such a dirty game

No memories, just a misery

Painting a picture of my enemies killing me, in my sleep

Will I survive 'til the mornin' to see the sun

Please Lord forgive me for my sins, cause here I come


Lord knows I tried, been a witness to homicide

Seen drive-bys takin' lives, little kids die

Wonder why as I walk by

Broken-hearted as I glance at the chalk line, getting high

This ain't the life for me, I wanna change

But ain't no future bright for me, I'm stuck in the game

I'm fallin' to the floor; beggin' for the Lord to let me in

To Heaven's door -- Shed so many tears

Only God Can Judge Me

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back

I couldn't trust my own homies, just a bunch of dirty rats

And they say it's the White man I should fear

But it's my own kind doin' all the killin' here

I can't lie, ain't no love for the other side

Jealousy inside, make 'em wish I died

Everybody's droppin', got me knockin' on Heaven's door

And all my memories of seein' brothers bleed

And everybody grieves, but still nobody sees

Recollect your thoughts, don't get caught up in the mix

‘Cause the media is full of dirty tricks

I'm walkin' through the cemetery, talkin' to the dirt

I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward

There's a ghetto up in Heaven and it's ours

"Black Power!" is what we scream

As we dream in a paranoid state

And our fate is a lifetime of hate

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