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{{Spoiler|2 Chainz looks like whoppi goldburg and couldn't rhyme if he wrote the fucking grinch}}
2 Chainz is a [[Shit|dope]] rapper with [[retard|great]] lyrics.


He's collaborated with such [[Pop_music|talented]] people such as the walking tits and ass known as [[bitch|Nicki Minaj]] and [[yolo|that guy with the big eyebrows from canada]](not to be confused with [[13_year_old_girl|Justin Bieber]]).
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2 Chainz is a [[rap|rapper]] who has has 2 shiny onion rings and likes to rhyme booty with booty. He makes such [[no|great
]] music like "And I wish a nigga would like I lost 10000000 braincells listening to this shit" and "[[Cool_story_bro|Me and smart niggas, we don't get along]]". Also, [[Newfag|he can't triforce]] and runs like it's the fucking benny hill show when he gets robbed....GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!111 He also apparently likes chickens so much that if you give him one, [[you_suck|he gives you a FREE verse. COOL HUH?]]


== LOL WTF IS HE WEARING?! ==
He's also has some weird disease where [[blowjob|he opens his mouth REALLY WIDE to "rap"]] and thinks that girls have dicks....[[hentai|I've seen enough hentai to know where dis is going]].....
== Catchphrases ==
Unlike other [[niggers|niggers]] in the genre of [[rap|nigger talk
]], doublious chainus here has tons of catchphrases(or "[[forced_meme|internal memes]]") that make him look like less of a [[nigger|nigglet]] and more of the main character from a 90's sitcom. His [[sarcasm|HUUUUGE]] amount of phrases include:


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[[liar|Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]] or some shit like that that makes him look like a total fucking *gets raped* .....FUCK, ok then, I'll get back on track


[[divide_by_zero|2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
]]


== His birth(Tru Story Bro...) ==
You see, one day whoppi goldburg had sex with *insert [[shit|talented]] rapper name here* and had a little nigglet known as "Tity Baby" because of his sexual insecurities(;D Did I say that?) and after a while, evolved from his retarded infancy and grew into his retarded childhood(He'd stay like that until he turned 34 and met some drug dealer who was dumb enough to actually give him the [[stupid|iconic]] 2 Chains that we all love to this day....


Or not, but my story is better so.....[[offended|Fuck You]].
== His "Fans" ==
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== External links ==
== External Links ==
* {{ytuser|twochainztv}} - [[nuoh_my_god|Over 100 videos to date.]]
* {{twitter|2Chainz|@2Chainz}}
* {{facebook|2Chainz}}


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*http://www.2chainz.com
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Revision as of 03:41, 26 June 2013

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This article contains Niggers!
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2 Chainz is a rapper who has has 2 shiny onion rings and likes to rhyme booty with booty. He makes such great music like "And I wish a nigga would like I lost 10000000 braincells listening to this shit" and "Me and smart niggas, we don't get along". Also, he can't triforce and runs like it's the fucking benny hill show when he gets robbed....GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!111 He also apparently likes chickens so much that if you give him one, he gives you a FREE verse. COOL HUH?

He's also has some weird disease where he opens his mouth REALLY WIDE to "rap" and thinks that girls have dicks....I've seen enough hentai to know where dis is going.....

Catchphrases

Unlike other niggers in the genre of nigger talk , doublious chainus here has tons of catchphrases(or "internal memes") that make him look like less of a nigglet and more of the main character from a 90's sitcom. His HUUUUGE amount of phrases include:

Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu or some shit like that that makes him look like a total fucking *gets raped* .....FUCK, ok then, I'll get back on track

2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


His "Fans"


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