John J. Pershing: Difference between revisions
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The result? | The result? | ||
Peace of course. | Peace of course. | ||
If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood. | [[Win|If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood.]] | ||
Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because [[bullshit|public executions are illegal]]. | Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because [[bullshit|public executions are illegal]]. | ||
Revision as of 15:13, 4 October 2016
Jack Pershing was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like William Tecumseh Sherman, he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. The result? Peace of course. If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood. Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because public executions are illegal.