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'''General Butt Naked''' ([[ | '''General Butt Naked''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Joshua Milton Blahyi'''), is a former warlord, war criminal and [[Sick fuck]] from the world's biggest toilet, [[Liberia]]. | ||
[[File:General_Butt_Naked.jpg|thumb|250px|General Butt Naked, pre-Jesus]] | [[File:General_Butt_Naked.jpg|thumb|250px|General Butt Naked, pre-Jesus]] | ||
Butt Naked rose to fame and received his nickname during the Liberian civil war, when he and his soldiers were walking into battle only wearing sneakers, [[WTF|colorful wigs]] and their guns, believing their nakedness would make them [[BS|invulnerable, and invincible]], which worked mainly because their enemies fled in disgust, and fear of buttsecks. | Butt Naked rose to fame and received his nickname during the Liberian civil war, when he and his soldiers were walking into battle only wearing sneakers, [[WTF|colorful wigs]] and their guns, believing their nakedness would make them [[BS|invulnerable, and invincible]], which worked mainly because their enemies fled in disgust, and fear of buttsecks. His main enemies were known as the Tupac Army. | ||
===eatin pipl=== | ===eatin pipl=== | ||
Beside of being a nudist on the battlefield, Butt Naked is also known for ripping out the hearts of children to consume before battle (because of the embargo on fruit rollups), and to snack on his fellow human beings in general, whenever possible. Another favorite pastime of the General was playing soccer with human heads, and indifferent murder of | Beside of being a nudist on the battlefield, Butt Naked is also known for ripping out the hearts of children to consume before battle (because of the embargo on fruit rollups), and to [[OM NOM NOM NOM|snack]] on his fellow human beings in general, whenever possible. Another favorite pastime of the General was playing soccer with human heads, and indifferent murder of anyone in sight. | ||
===Redempshun=== | ===Redempshun=== | ||
After the war, when large scale murder came out of fashion, Butt Naked turned to Jesus, and was instantly forgiven through magick. | After the war, when large scale murder came out of fashion, Butt Naked turned to Jesus, and was instantly forgiven through magick. | ||
He now claims all the horrible, unimaginable shit he has done during the war, was through him [[lie|being possessed]] by [[Satan]], and he can't be held responsible, because of Satan duh. | He now claims all the horrible, unimaginable shit he has done during the war, was through him [[lie|being possessed]] by [[Satan]], and he can't be held responsible, because of Satan duh. | ||
An abnormally lame excuse, which in his honor, should be named the Butt-Naked-Defense. | An abnormally lame excuse, which in his honor, should be named the Butt-Naked-Defense. | ||
Today he works as the | Today he works as the famewhore/president of the [[religion|End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc.]], which makes him the liberian equivalent of blessed sinners like [[Ted Haggard]], but let's be honest people, would you rather skip a church run by a faggot in denial, or one run by a cannibal murderer? He [[fact|possibly]] gave his church that name because its acronym, ETTEM, is how he thinks you spell Eat 'Em. | ||
==External excitement== | ==External excitement== |
Revision as of 01:45, 25 January 2015
General Butt Naked (Powerword:Joshua Milton Blahyi), is a former warlord, war criminal and Sick fuck from the world's biggest toilet, Liberia.
Butt Naked rose to fame and received his nickname during the Liberian civil war, when he and his soldiers were walking into battle only wearing sneakers, colorful wigs and their guns, believing their nakedness would make them invulnerable, and invincible, which worked mainly because their enemies fled in disgust, and fear of buttsecks. His main enemies were known as the Tupac Army.
eatin pipl
Beside of being a nudist on the battlefield, Butt Naked is also known for ripping out the hearts of children to consume before battle (because of the embargo on fruit rollups), and to snack on his fellow human beings in general, whenever possible. Another favorite pastime of the General was playing soccer with human heads, and indifferent murder of anyone in sight.
Redempshun
After the war, when large scale murder came out of fashion, Butt Naked turned to Jesus, and was instantly forgiven through magick.
He now claims all the horrible, unimaginable shit he has done during the war, was through him being possessed by Satan, and he can't be held responsible, because of Satan duh. An abnormally lame excuse, which in his honor, should be named the Butt-Naked-Defense.
Today he works as the famewhore/president of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc., which makes him the liberian equivalent of blessed sinners like Ted Haggard, but let's be honest people, would you rather skip a church run by a faggot in denial, or one run by a cannibal murderer? He possibly gave his church that name because its acronym, ETTEM, is how he thinks you spell Eat 'Em.