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'''Kevin Johnson''' is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was [[celebrity|somehow]] elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the exclusionary American [[scam|non-profit]] enterprise NBA, Johnson was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with the teenaged girl.
'''Kevin Johnson''' is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was [[celebrity|somehow]] elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the the National Basketball Association, Johnson was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with the teenaged girl.


In an astounding display of [[hypocrisy]], the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against [[racist|Donald Sterling]], who, while avoiding showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word [[nigger]]. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.
In an astounding display of [[hypocrisy]], the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against [[racist|Donald Sterling]], the white owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who, while avoiding fondling and showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word [[nigger]]. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.


==Selling out Sacramento to the NBA==
==Selling out Sacramento to the NBA==
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==Pedo==
==Pedo==
Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, and Mayor Johnson's big black dick. St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to launder incoming funds.[http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/]
Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, and Mayor Johnson's big black dick.[http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article21025047.html] St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to find other minors to harass and fondle.[http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/]
 
Last Thursday, another [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article21025047.html sexual harassment lawsuit] was filed against Johnson and the City of Sacramento, this time by a 32 year old woman, which shows that [[no|mayor Johnson has completely overcome his pedophilia problem]], but still abuses his position as mayor to take advantage of city employees under him.


==Slumlord==
==Slumlord==
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==Mayor==
==Mayor==
Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further ,to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, [[Obama]]. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/probe-finds-new-clues-in-americorps-ig-scandal/article/93849][http://spectator.org/blog/20971/ig-gate-hush-money-charge-sacramento-mayors-sex-scandal-was-part-probe Note: the missing .PDF in this article] can be found [[:File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf|here]].
Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further ,to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, [[Obama]]. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/probe-finds-new-clues-in-americorps-ig-scandal/article/93849][http://spectator.org/blog/20971/ig-gate-hush-money-charge-sacramento-mayors-sex-scandal-was-part-probe Note: the missing .PDF in this article] can be found [[:File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf|here]]. Mayor Johnson used his St Hope scam to launder this money so that he can pay more hush money to the little girls he is so fond of raping.


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 19:48, 15 May 2015

KJ demonstrates how he fondled the 14 year old tiny teen titties

Kevin Johnson is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was somehow elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the the National Basketball Association, Johnson was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with the teenaged girl.

In an astounding display of hypocrisy, the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling, the white owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who, while avoiding fondling and showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word nigger. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

Selling out Sacramento to the NBA

Johnson is well known for consistently being pwned by Michael Jordan, a magical nigger who can make gold out of shoes. Johnson's own basketball fortune was quickly wasted on hookers and blow, so he took a low paying job as mayor of Sacramento, whose assets he promptly looted, and handed over to the NBA, and provided their beloved Sacramento Kings an arena designed to give the downtown homeless somewhere to shower, shit and shave.

Pedo

Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, and Mayor Johnson's big black dick.[1] St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to find other minors to harass and fondle.[2]

Last Thursday, another sexual harassment lawsuit was filed against Johnson and the City of Sacramento, this time by a 32 year old woman, which shows that mayor Johnson has completely overcome his pedophilia problem, but still abuses his position as mayor to take advantage of city employees under him.

Slumlord

Johnson, a fine upstanding nigger and credit to his race, decided to betray his own kind by allowing his properties in the ghettos of Sacramento to rot and fill with garbage, thereby devaluing adjacent properties, and encouraging rats and crackheads to thrive.[3]

Mayor

Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further ,to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, Obama. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[4]Note: the missing .PDF in this article can be found here. Mayor Johnson used his St Hope scam to launder this money so that he can pay more hush money to the little girls he is so fond of raping.

See also

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