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'''Micah Dawson''' (a.k.a. '''Micah Gabriel Dawson-Vega''', '''Kacchan''', '''Purehayden''', '''Mikayla''', '''Victoria''', '''soshivirgo''' and [[at least 100]] other equally retarded names) is a [[16-year-old girl|{{Age|1995|8|24}}-year-old]]{{cite}} weeaboo, troll, [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|homosexual negro]], amateur [[tranny]] [[porn star]] and self-proclaimed "[[Retard|Born Prodigy]]" from Raleigh, North Carolina, who owns a shitty internet [[forum]] called '''Akylos''' (formerly '''Chaos Reads''', '''Cambion Rising''', '''Infernios''', '''Inferno Rising''', '''Eternity Reads''', '''Infinity Reign''' and [[over 9000]] other equally retarded names). Micah is known for being an self-obsessed [[faggot]], an enormous [[lolcow]] and for being engaged in a long-standing internet bitch fight with a creepy [[Romanian]] [[midget]] and [[paedophile]] named [[Lucian Hodoboc]] – We aren't even kidding. | '''Micah Dawson''' (a.k.a. '''Micah Gabriel Dawson-Vega''', '''Kacchan''', '''Purehayden''', '''Mikayla''', '''Victoria''', '''soshivirgo''' and [[at least 100]] other equally retarded names) is a [[16-year-old girl|{{Age|1995|8|24}}-year-old]]{{cite}} weeaboo, troll, [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|homosexual negro]], amateur [[tranny]] [[porn star]] and self-proclaimed "[[Retard|Born Prodigy]]" from Raleigh, North Carolina, who owns a shitty internet [[forum]] called '''Akylos''' (formerly '''Chaos Reads''', '''Cambion Rising''', '''Infernios''', '''Inferno Rising''', '''Eternity Reads''', '''Infinity Reign''' and [[over 9000]] other equally retarded names). Micah is known for being an self-obsessed [[faggot]], an enormous [[lolcow]] and for being engaged in a long-standing internet bitch fight with a creepy [[Romanian]] [[midget]] and [[paedophile]] named [[Lucian Hodoboc]] – We aren't even kidding. | ||
Despite being openly [[gay]] and loving [[whiteguys fartinmyface|the scent of delicious white boy flatulence]], Micah is a [[Hillary Clinton|pathological liar]] who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his [[crossdressing]] habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister". | Despite being openly [[gay]] and loving [[whiteguys fartinmyface|the scent of delicious white boy flatulence]], Micah is a [[Hillary Clinton|pathological liar]] who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his [[crossdressing]] habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister". Micah likes to take pride in being a Microsoft [[Fanboy]] by taking every opportunity to tell you about how his shitty Windows phone is better than your [[iPhone]]. But worst of all, the [[nigger]] uses [[Bing]]. | ||
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'''Akylos''' (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting [[Greek]] sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about [[Read a book|literature]] or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of [[shitposting]], [[drama]] and Micah's [[angsty]] rantings about being constantly picked on by [[cyber bullies]]. | '''Akylos''' (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting [[Greek]] sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about [[Read a book|literature]] or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of [[shitposting]], [[drama]] and Micah's [[angsty]] rantings about being constantly picked on by [[cyber bullies]]. Micah likes to constantly brag about how active his forum is, boasting of his [[over 9000]] posts - literally, meanwhile his site only got to where it is today by merging with countless other smaller forums. Micah's forum staff are all super sensitive [[crybabies]] who went as far as to argue for weeks on end with [[ragreynolds]] [http://akylos.com/topic/2669-ryan-situation/ about how his profile picture of Jesus was offensive]. | ||
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==How To Troll== | |||
* Ask him why he lies about being a gaynigger [[tranny]] [[prostitute]] | |||
* Tell him that his [[forums]] suck | |||
* Call him a basic bitch | |||
* Ask him about his [[psychology]] degree | |||
* Tell him [[Google]] is better than [[Bing]] | |||
* Link him to [https://twitter.com/micahbings Micah Bings] | |||
* Link him to this article | |||
== Aliases == | == Aliases == | ||
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* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]] | * [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]] | ||
* [[Lucian Hodoboc]] | * [[Lucian Hodoboc]] | ||
* [[ragreynolds]] | |||
* [[whiteguys fartinmyface]] - A less gay version of Micah. | * [[whiteguys fartinmyface]] - A less gay version of Micah. | ||
* [[Harambe]] | * [[Harambe]] | ||
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* {{archive|PmgQu|The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson}} | * {{archive|PmgQu|The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson}} | ||
* {{archive|D3ZyW|Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels}} | * {{archive|D3ZyW|Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels}} | ||
* [https://twitter.com/micahbings Micah Bings] | |||
* [http://forums.ragreynolds.net/index.php?/topic/2485-petition-for-micah-to-kill-himself Petition for Micah to kill himself] | |||
* [http://pastebin.com/VQzErdrr Chat log of Micah being an insufferable twat while pretending he knows everything about psychology] | |||
Revision as of 04:35, 1 September 2016
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Micah Dawson (a.k.a. Micah Gabriel Dawson-Vega, Kacchan, Purehayden, Mikayla, Victoria, soshivirgo and at least 100 other equally retarded names) is a 29-year-old[citation needed] weeaboo, troll, homosexual negro, amateur tranny porn star and self-proclaimed "Born Prodigy" from Raleigh, North Carolina, who owns a shitty internet forum called Akylos (formerly Chaos Reads, Cambion Rising, Infernios, Inferno Rising, Eternity Reads, Infinity Reign and over 9000 other equally retarded names). Micah is known for being an self-obsessed faggot, an enormous lolcow and for being engaged in a long-standing internet bitch fight with a creepy Romanian midget and paedophile named Lucian Hodoboc – We aren't even kidding.
Despite being openly gay and loving the scent of delicious white boy flatulence, Micah is a pathological liar who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his crossdressing habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister". Micah likes to take pride in being a Microsoft Fanboy by taking every opportunity to tell you about how his shitty Windows phone is better than your iPhone. But worst of all, the nigger uses Bing.
Akylos
Akylos (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting Greek sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about literature or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of shitposting, drama and Micah's angsty rantings about being constantly picked on by cyber bullies. Micah likes to constantly brag about how active his forum is, boasting of his over 9000 posts - literally, meanwhile his site only got to where it is today by merging with countless other smaller forums. Micah's forum staff are all super sensitive crybabies who went as far as to argue for weeks on end with ragreynolds about how his profile picture of Jesus was offensive.
"Mikayla" the Tranny Porn Star
—Micah Dawson |
—Micah, King of the Faggots |
How To Troll
- Ask him why he lies about being a gaynigger tranny prostitute
- Tell him that his forums suck
- Call him a basic bitch
- Ask him about his psychology degree
- Tell him Google is better than Bing
- Link him to Micah Bings
- Link him to this article
Aliases
- Sin
- Genos
- Roy Mustang
- Murakami
- Kacchan
- Aang
- Izaya
- Light
- Stiles
Galleria de Gaynigger
See Also
- Michelle Obama
- Gayniggers from Outer Space
- DINDU NUFFIN
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
- Lucian Hodoboc
- ragreynolds
- whiteguys fartinmyface - A less gay version of Micah.
- Harambe
External Links and Sexual Organs
- An in-depth look at Micah's Bizarre Adventure
- Micah drama on Pastebin
- He's also a scammer
- The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson
- Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels
- Micah Bings
- Petition for Micah to kill himself
- Chat log of Micah being an insufferable twat while pretending he knows everything about psychology
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