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{{quote|And that is why I joke. It is never ever to hurt. Just me attempt to deal with my own traumas or express my love of something. | {{quote|And that is why I joke. It is never ever to hurt. Just me attempt to deal with my own traumas or express my love of something. | ||
For example, I don't joke about pedophilia because while I have friends and family who's been thought it, I haven't and I don't feel like I understand it at all.|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Traumas-and-Love-370385724 Humon], the artist of the above picture: a man molesting his daughter who was born as a result of him raping her mother. She said she was doing this to remind people that the character was actually a bad guy. This is what Humon thinks fixing a mistake in characterisation looks like. This is the artist you look to for "Scandinavia and the World" comics.}} | For example, I don't joke about pedophilia because while I have friends and family who's been thought it, I haven't and I don't feel like I understand it at all.|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Traumas-and-Love-370385724 Humon], the artist of the above picture: a man molesting his daughter who was born as a result of him raping her mother. She said she was doing this to remind people that the character was actually a bad guy. This is what Humon thinks fixing a mistake in characterisation looks like. This is the artist you look to for "Scandinavia and the World" comics.}} | ||
[[Image:Humon they will never know uguu.png|thumb|right|What Humon actually looks like]] | |||
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[ | {{dauser|humon}}([[Fat|guous whale]]), ([[Powerword]] - Vicki Veng), is a [[Danish]] [[Tartlet|DA "artist"]] with [[Hugbox|a large fanbase]] in spite of her technical incompetence. Humon obsesses over alternative gender/sexuality and has an ignorant enthusiasm for British culture, mostly to compensate for her own lack of culture or personality. Ultimately Humon's comics betray the fact that it's all really just a cover for her various fetishes including male-on-male rape, female-on-male rape, incest, and all of her characters having the same face. | ||
==Femdom Fetish== | ==Femdom Fetish== | ||
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Image:she_needs_her_sleep_by_humon-d52thd1.jpg | Image:she_needs_her_sleep_by_humon-d52thd1.jpg | ||
Image:Flaunt it if he got got it by humon-d52xup6.jpg | Image:Flaunt it if he got got it by humon-d52xup6.jpg | ||
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{{ | {{squote|I just realized that there are a ton of things about my Amazon, shield maiden, rich guy "story" that people have no way of knowing. Didn't really occur to me before people started asking questions. | ||
1) The rich guy was one of those asshole'ish rich people who did whatever the hell he wanted, such as torture, r.ape , and death. That's why he has the classic "evil dude" hair and moustache. It's very likely that it was some of his employees who let the Amazon capture him. | 1) The rich guy was one of those asshole'ish rich people who did whatever the hell he wanted, such as torture, r.ape , and death. That's why he has the classic "evil dude" hair and moustache. It's very likely that it was some of his employees who let the Amazon capture him. | ||
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These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on. | These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on. | ||
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Image:boss_and_her_boys_by_humon-d4m09ty.jpg|Fun fact: this is the only Asian character she's ever drawn and he's a wormy secretary who [probably] knows karate. SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG | Image:XHQSw.jpg|And by "historical context", I mean "making shit up". | ||
Image:boss_and_her_boys_by_humon-d4m09ty.jpg|Fun fact: this is the only Asian character she's ever drawn and he's a wormy secretary who [probably] knows karate. [[Chink|SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG]] | |||
Image:decisions_decisions_by_humon-d53nths.jpg | Image:decisions_decisions_by_humon-d53nths.jpg | ||
Image: | Image:viking_and_his_wife_by_humon-d5eaggz.jpg | ||
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Image:fallen_angels_by_humon-d5inh37.jpg | |||
Image:dont_touch_her_stuff_by_humon-d5mxg9y.jpg | |||
Image:femdom_goddesses_by_humon-d5ju0hs.jpg|Pedophilia, it's awright (also hippos, wat) | |||
Image:femdom_goddesses_2_by_humon-d5jyn8m.jpg| Toes are circles you guys, they're just little nubs on your feet, like paws or something. | |||
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=== Double Standards === | |||
It's pretty disturbing to consider, but you might think it's no big deal. ''Isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, men, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All men secretly want this! Teehee!'' | It's pretty disturbing to consider, but you might think it's no big deal. ''Isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, men, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All men secretly want this! Teehee!'' | ||
Let's try swapping the genders around, then. | Let's try swapping the genders around, then. | ||
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Image:she_needs_her_sleep_by_humon-d52thd1.jpg|Before | Image:she_needs_her_sleep_by_humon-d52thd1.jpg|Before | ||
Image:x5o9wo.jpg|After | Image:x5o9wo.jpg|After | ||
Image:the_new_barmaid_by_humon-d508zr7.jpg|Before | Image:the_new_barmaid_by_humon-d508zr7.jpg|Before | ||
Image:2r5gsgi.jpg|After | Image:2r5gsgi.jpg|After | ||
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Image:Flaunt it if he got got it by humon-d52xup6.jpg|Before | Image:Flaunt it if he got got it by humon-d52xup6.jpg|Before | ||
Image:175xcw.jpg|After | Image:175xcw.jpg|After | ||
Image:1238nza.jpg | Image:dont_touch_her_stuff_by_humon-d5mxg9y.jpg|Before | ||
</gallery> | Image:dont_touch_his_stuff_not_by_humon-d5mxg9y.jpg|After | ||
Not so cute anymore, is it? | Image:amazon_and_shield_maiden_by_humon-d52i4aj.jpg|Before | ||
[[File:286257.png|700px | Image:1238nza.jpg|After | ||
Wait, hang on, false alarm everyone. Torture of people is meant to be sexy, you guys! SO KAWAII | </gallery>}} | ||
Not so cute anymore, is it? | |||
[[File:286257.png|700px|thumb|center|Wait, hang on, false alarm everyone. Torture of people is meant to be sexy, you guys! SO KAWAII]] | |||
==Homosexual Misrepresentation/Generalisation== | ==Homosexual Misrepresentation/Generalisation== | ||
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These 'comics' are actually something of a break from the norm for Humon - her fetish for shipping homosexual couples is generally drenched in rainbows and sunshines, misrepresenting same-sex couples as a sex-obsessed, yaoi-wowwy conglomerate with no issues or social conflict or character - flying in the face of modern homosexuality and lesbian culture, let alone the "historical context" Humon often uses as empty justification. | These 'comics' are actually something of a break from the norm for Humon - her fetish for shipping homosexual couples is generally drenched in rainbows and sunshines, misrepresenting same-sex couples as a sex-obsessed, yaoi-wowwy conglomerate with no issues or social conflict or character - flying in the face of modern homosexuality and lesbian culture, let alone the "historical context" Humon often uses as empty justification. On top of that Humon keeps drawing most of her characters to look the same, chibified or otherwise - it's a really sickeningly cloy artstyle - and she seems to have a very limited frame of reference for human emotions. Here we have examples of Smug, Self-Satisfied, Egotistic, Conceited, and occasionally <i>Il me fait du baratin</i>, or "My Anus Is In Immediate Peril". | ||
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Image:I_Kissed_a_Boy_by_humon.jpg | Image:I_Kissed_a_Boy_by_humon.jpg | ||
Image:outside_the_ladys_tavern_by_humon-d53bhbq.jpg | Image:outside_the_ladys_tavern_by_humon-d53bhbq.jpg | ||
Image:getting_ready_for_the_lady_by_humon-d53fmlk.jpg | Image:getting_ready_for_the_lady_by_humon-d53fmlk.jpg | ||
Image:fanboy_lesbians_by_humon-d4ifrlh.jpg|Humon's two only lesbian characters... the worst most manly stereotypes ever. | Image:fanboy_lesbians_by_humon-d4ifrlh.jpg|Humon's two only lesbian characters... the worst most manly stereotypes ever. | ||
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Image:yaoi_boys_by_humon-d4gi9ll.jpg|And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks. The lack of self-awareness is astounding. | Image:yaoi_boys_by_humon-d4gi9ll.jpg|And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks. The lack of self-awareness is astounding. | ||
Image:loth_big_problem_by_humon-d63bw6d.jpg | |||
Image:jannet_bond_by_humon-d5m5qvu.jpg|File this under "things humon draws that I might have thought were funny if I didn't know she just drew it so she could fap to young, emasculated men." | |||
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==Webcomics== | |||
===Scandinavia And The World=== | |||
'''Scandinavia And The World''' is the most famous and original of Humon's productions(Which isn't saying much.), [[Hetalia|a webcomic series about the personifications of different countries that relies upon overused stereotypes, historical inaccuracies, and sex]]. | |||
The comic is racist, stupid and features a collection of same-faced insulting stereotypes with [[penises|sausages]] for arms. Since [[Shit no one cares about|no one actually knows or cares about anything related to Scandinavia]], no one understands any of the jokes in the comic and prefer to pretend they get it and that it's funny than to admit they don't get this and be called stupid. But people who ''actually know'' shit about this say that Humon is an inept political commentator. | |||
In essence, every political event, be it war, peace, diplomatic disputes or anything else are all represented in SATW by gay sex/rape. | |||
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File:german-sparkle-party.jpg|The fuck is this even | |||
File:Pussy Whipped by humon.jpg|Humon's femdom fetish makes its' return. | |||
File:Monkey Man by humon.jpg|[[Das Racist]] | |||
File:If-it-was-hetalia by Humon.jpg|Proof that Humon is aware of Hetalia (and most likely ripped off the series). | |||
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===Love and Tentacles=== | |||
Another webcomic in the [[Your_mom|loosest]] sense of the word. Ostensibly it's set in an alternate universe populated with humans and tentacle monsters, with the focus of the series being the trials and tribulations that a closet bisexual male and a female Urotsukidoji reject go through together - like a painful allegory for white people and non-white people where the white people are humans and the non-white people are subhuman monsters. In practice it's what you get when you draw more implied pornography and then say "teehee it's satire don't you get it, it's [f]ART". | |||
'Love and Tentacles' does display a staggering level of technical competence for Humon in that some of the comics have backgrounds and/or frames for the panels. Unfortunately it's still the same misguided, ignorance-masquerading-as-enlightenment loaded, pandering bullshit that can't tackle serious subject matter very well even without drawing everything with chibis and a weird plastic/gummy texture. | |||
* [http://humon.deviantart.com/gallery/9478119 Love and Tentacles (discontinued)] | |||
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Image:Ive_got_the_boobs_by_humon.jpg|"This is how homosexuals work, right?" | |||
Image:Not_tonight_by_humon.jpg|"That guy takes it up from the ass from a FEMALE! What a fag! Come on Billy, let's go get lubed up for a few rounds of 'Catholicism'! | |||
Image:Frida_and_Tom_turn_Anime_by_humon.jpg|THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE AMINES | |||
Image:Tentacle_on_Tentacle_by_humon.jpg|This is what happens when an artist raised on "anime" facial proportions tries to graduate to "realistic" facial features | |||
</gallery></center><br/> | </gallery></center><br/> | ||
===Manala Next Door=== | |||
A charming story about a giant demon and a [[Weeaboo|Japanese kappa]] who live together, fuck and rape other people. | |||
[[fat|Humon]], [[sarcasm|showing her usual dedication]] to the [[nerd|authenticity in the portrayal of mythology]], [[Hypocrite|completely fucks these characters up]]. Changing the Kappa from a [[shit nobody cares about|classic, ugly, japanese monster that hides in ponds]] and [[pedophile|kidnaps children to drown them]] and [[rimjob|suck out their intestines through their anuses]], to a cutsey [[anime]] girl who likes butts. | |||
* [http://manalanextdoor.com/ Manala Next Door] | |||
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Image:new_pet_by_humon-d4qwbi1.jpg|Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh? | |||
Image:girls_next_best_friend_by_humon-d4x3pl8.jpg|male genital removal makes me el oh el RIGHT ON SISTER *high five* | |||
Image:500x2113xsurprise-fail.jpg.pagespeed.ic.m-JN5SEMuD.jpg|4chan el oh el AM I RIGHT NERDS *high five* | |||
Image:297x500xmy-little-kappa.jpg.pagespeed.ic.FhHxX7HXbq.jpg|My Little Pony AM I RIGHT BRONIES *high five* | |||
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===Niels=== | |||
Humon's only comic with black people in it. Niels is a blond-haired blue-eyed sociopathic hitman or something who puts his dick in all the black people. Actually all the characters have swathes of backstory, but Humon's storytelling format strips all that out of the comic and just puts in gay joke after gay joke instead. Every strip starts ''in media res'', which is cinematography slang for "right in the middle of a situation with no fucking context whatever", and the result is lots of strips about diminutive characters having sex or implied sex or implied rape or implied facial structure or implied story in general. And by 'implied' I mean either 'read the fucking manual' or 'psychically guess what Humon's intentions were'. | Humon's only comic with black people in it. Niels is a blond-haired blue-eyed sociopathic hitman or something who puts his dick in all the black people. Actually all the characters have swathes of backstory, but Humon's storytelling format strips all that out of the comic and just puts in gay joke after gay joke instead. Every strip starts ''in media res'', which is cinematography slang for "right in the middle of a situation with no fucking context whatever", and the result is lots of strips about diminutive characters having sex or implied sex or implied rape or implied facial structure or implied story in general. And by 'implied' I mean either 'read the fucking manual' or 'psychically guess what Humon's intentions were'. | ||
* [http://nielsg.com/ Niels] | |||
{{cg|Niels Crap|Niel scrap|center| | |||
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Image:niels_in_church_by_humon-d4r5u52.jpg | Image:niels_in_church_by_humon-d4r5u52.jpg | ||
Image:Scared_for_life_by_humon.jpg | Image:Scared_for_life_by_humon.jpg | ||
Image:Rainy_Days_are_Fun_by_humon.jpg | Image:Rainy_Days_are_Fun_by_humon.jpg | ||
Image:Jungle_Fever_by_humon.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Jungle-Fever-157786193 LOLOLOL I AM DOWN VIT DER NEGROES!] | |||
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Image:Uncle_watches_over_you_by_humon.jpg | Image:Uncle_watches_over_you_by_humon.jpg | ||
Image:perfectfit3_by_humon-d34myr1.jpg | Image:perfectfit3_by_humon-d34myr1.jpg | ||
Image:No_charity_by_humon-d4gwp3d233.jpg | Image:No_charity_by_humon-d4gwp3d233.jpg | ||
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{{ | {{squote|Duncan always had troubles with the law, and had been in prison a few times, but he mostly did “harmless” robberies and were the kind of burglar who would just run off if the owners of a house came home or woke up. | ||
Natalie simply worked as dishwasher at a hotel. In other words, neither of them made a whole lot of money. | Natalie simply worked as dishwasher at a hotel. In other words, neither of them made a whole lot of money. | ||
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Want another cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him rape a woman until she kills herself, and molest her daughter that was born as a result of that rape. | Want another cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him rape a woman until she kills herself, and molest her daughter that was born as a result of that rape. | ||
{{quote|And it's not a comic. It's a series of pictures. Neither does it have a real story. A lot of things are left out so people can make up their own mind. You seem to be taking these pictures way too seriously.|Humon telling people off for trying to find context in her <s>comics</s> series of pictures, after having to draw extra pictures for people who couldn't find the context in her <s>comics</s> series of pictures.}} | {{quote|And it's not a comic. It's a series of pictures. Neither does it have a real story. A lot of things are left out so people can make up their own mind. You seem to be taking these pictures way too seriously.|Humon telling people off for trying to find context in her <s>comics</s> series of pictures, after having to draw extra pictures for people who couldn't find the context in her <s>comics</s> series of pictures.}} | ||
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==Gorillaz== | ==Gorillaz== | ||
Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved. | [[Last_Thursday|Year and years and YEARS ago]] she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a [[Gorillaz]] fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved. | ||
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1 | http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1 | ||
{{cg|HOT GORILLAZ PORN WOOT| | {{cg|HOT GORILLAZ PORN WOOT|Gorillaz34|center| | ||
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Image:167791 - Gorillaz Humon Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | Image:167791 - Gorillaz Humon Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | ||
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Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo1 500.jpg | Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo1 500.jpg | ||
Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo3 500.jpg | Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo3 500.jpg | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>}} | ||
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==Other Dumb Shit== | ==Other Dumb Shit== | ||
{{cg|Dumb Shit Humon Does| | {{cg|Dumb Shit Humon Does|HumonButts|center| | ||
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Image:animal_lives_2_by_humon-d5go1x4.jpg|[http://nielsg.com/shop/animal-mating I can't draw actual animals to save my life, pay me 20 bucks to see my terrible human drawings instead! XD] | |||
Image:Anime humon by humon-d413kdb.jpg|KAWAIII | Image:Anime humon by humon-d413kdb.jpg|KAWAIII | ||
Image:White_Slave_by_humon.jpg|"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII | Image:White_Slave_by_humon.jpg|"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII | ||
Image:Love you forever by humon-d35h7aw.jpg|Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII | Image:Love you forever by humon-d35h7aw.jpg|Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:sailor_hitler_by_humon-d4pwykw.jpg|Adolf Hitler - KAWAIIIIIII | |||
Image:fatim_by_humon-d4f5etw.jpg|Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII | Image:fatim_by_humon-d4f5etw.jpg|Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII | ||
Image:Defeated_Witch_Hunter_by_humon.jpg|Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK | Image:Defeated_Witch_Hunter_by_humon.jpg|Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK | ||
Image:show_me_your_kink_by_humon-d5hky9h.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Show-me-your-kink-331861877 I define my OCs by their fetishes! That's how personality and characterisation works, right?] | |||
Image:before_and_after_by_humon-d3v40eh.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Before-and-After-233653769 HUMON GETS HIT ON BY EVERYONE! EVEN 3 MUSLIM GIRLS FROM STRICT TRADITIONAL FAMILIES! LOLOLOL] | Image:before_and_after_by_humon-d3v40eh.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Before-and-After-233653769 HUMON GETS HIT ON BY EVERYONE! EVEN 3 MUSLIM GIRLS FROM STRICT TRADITIONAL FAMILIES! LOLOLOL] | ||
Image:Slattenpatte_and_Daughters_by_humon.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Slattenpatte-and-Daughters-169777759 ...why does the little girl have tits too?] | Image:Slattenpatte_and_Daughters_by_humon.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Slattenpatte-and-Daughters-169777759 ...why does the little girl have tits too?] | ||
Image:68rkujh4jki7.png|This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies. | Image:68rkujh4jki7.png|This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies. | ||
Image:TF2_Visit_from_Parents_by_humon.jpg|You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types. | Image:TF2_Visit_from_Parents_by_humon.jpg|You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types. | ||
</gallery> | Image:ready-or-not.jpg|A strap on over a skirt, what possible sexual gratification is she getting out of this? At least this time it's consensual. | ||
}} | Image:700x1927xgirl-in-the-snow.jpg.pagespeed.ic.EKDUO9A2_G.jpg|Oh boy more implied rape but it's OK because he deserved it, read this wall of text to see why | ||
Image:so_much_red_dwarf_by_humon-d5we6bi.jpg | |||
Image:president_obamas_campaign_the_musical.png|Oh yeah right. Make the child raping psycho sing and dance pseudo cutesy style to a shitty song and then be butthurt when nobody takes her edgy dark deep characters seriously. | |||
Image:tumblr_mc08neMuvW1qbav74o1_500.png|No, you're not trying to speak for the LGBT community, you just fetishise it. | |||
Image:random_south_park_kids_by_humon-d5ib64o.jpg|Oh look, it's all the same character with different clothes, eye color and hair styles. Well done on perfecting sameface, Humon. | |||
Image:Do_the_Underwear_Dance_by_humon.jpg|Wow, look at that variety in body types and proportions! | |||
Image:tumblr_mczbnxU7Xg1r8n1s8o1_1280.png|...oh. | |||
Image:tuareg_couple_by_humon-d5kovzk.jpg|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/humons-bullshit.8576/page-38#post-340106 She fucked up so badly on this picture] [http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Tuareg-Couple-337084400 that she had to disable comments. LOL] | |||
Image:humon_projecting_vomit2.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/337084400/2818119274 I sure do love when Humon projects all of her issues onto her critics.] | |||
Image:humon_when_did_I_get_older.jpg|I also love when Humon shits on [http://yuumei.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Be-Selfish-337588873 another artist's work] and then backpedals immediately afterwards. | |||
Image:good_hair_by_humon-d5ludb9.jpg|"Hi, I'm Humon. I'm racially sensitive." *buzzer* | |||
Image:lesbians_are_fake_you_guys.png|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/American-in-Berlin-4-339359334 Lesbians are fake, you guys. HISTORICAL CONTEXT] | |||
Image:desu_atomic_bomb_by_humon-d5mqq6z.jpg|I like how they have to identify each other because she can't fucking draw. I know I often walk up to my best friends, declaring them to be my best friend while calling them by their full names. | |||
Image:futurelibrarian_deviantart_screencap.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/341632720/2851465448 Owned] | |||
Image:godsmachine_humon_deviantart_screencap.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/341632720/2851465448?offset=50#comments "OH IT'S NOT REAL RAPE (cuz there's fake rape or something apparently) SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY, I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM!"] | |||
Image:Womens_Rights_by_humon.jpg|Her idea of [[Swedish]] [[Feminism]] | |||
Image:MST3K_by_humon.jpg|Why [[MST3K]]? WHY?! | |||
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Image:d24328fdaa538b0f2f06486d92a9d915.png|"Black men hit on fat women too!" | Image:d24328fdaa538b0f2f06486d92a9d915.png|"Black men hit on fat women too!" | ||
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Image:1so2ki.png|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/The-older-they-get-308900820 owned] | Image:1so2ki.png|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/The-older-they-get-308900820 owned] | ||
Image:Neils_Seems_Ive_caught_you_by_Radio_Active_Muffin.png.jpg|"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:(" | Image:Neils_Seems_Ive_caught_you_by_Radio_Active_Muffin.png.jpg|"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:(" | ||
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}} | Image:why_is_it_a_pain_to_not_fucking_choke_on_chodes.jpg|[[bullshit|"Far more detailed and realistic."]] | ||
Image:everyone_knows_this_commenter_blows.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/341376402/2849576606 "Everyone knows rape was common in those days."] | |||
Image:grumpycatplz_deviantart_screencap.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/341632720/2851465448 "Complaining about terrible rape fetish art? Heh, I think YOU'RE the bigot around here. (smugface)"] | |||
Image:redviper118_deviantart_screencap.png|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/341632720/2851465448?offset=50#comments Yes, they really do spend like three pages bending over backwards trying to justify this bullshit.] | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Denmark]] - Her proud homeland which she personifies as a [[bisexual]] sex-pest. | |||
* [[Sweden]] - She's not a 90-60-90 blonde with huge tits, so it's obvious that she has failed her species. | |||
* [[Feminism]] - Holding purchaseable male sexslaves is probably her biggest fetish-dream. | |||
* [[Cancer]] - Barely worse than her. | |||
* [[Tom_Preston|Tom Preston]] - Her "ally" from [[turd|"Fresh Epics"]]. | |||
* [[Hetalia]] - What she plagiarized SATW from. | |||
* [[DeviantArt]] - The digital equivalent of hell. | |||
== | == Web Comics == | ||
* | *[http://www.manalanextdoor.com Manala Next Door] | ||
*[http://www. | *[http://www.nielsg.com Niels] | ||
*[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1 Gorillaz] | |||
*[http://humon.deviantart.com/gallery/9478119 Love and Tentacles] | |||
*[http://humoncomics.com/ Humon Comics] | *[http://humoncomics.com/ Humon Comics] | ||
*[http://satwcomic.com/ Scandinavia and the World Comics] | *[http://satwcomic.com/ Scandinavia and the World Comics] | ||
{{ | ==External Links== | ||
*{{deviantart|humon|deviantART}} | |||
*{{Fb|vicki.veng|Facebook}} | |||
*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Niels Niels - BadWebcomicsWiki Review] | |||
*[http://humom-two.deviantart.com/ Parody DeviantART account] | |||
*[http://hoomoncomics.smackjeeves.com/ "Hoomon Comics"] - A parody. | |||
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{{Timeline|Featured article May 19 & 20, [[2013]]|[[YOLO]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Thanks Obama]]}} |
Latest revision as of 17:30, 23 March 2017
—Humon, the artist of the above picture: a man molesting his daughter who was born as a result of him raping her mother. She said she was doing this to remind people that the character was actually a bad guy. This is what Humon thinks fixing a mistake in characterisation looks like. This is the artist you look to for "Scandinavia and the World" comics. |
humon(guous whale), (Powerword - Vicki Veng), is a Danish DA "artist" with a large fanbase in spite of her technical incompetence. Humon obsesses over alternative gender/sexuality and has an ignorant enthusiasm for British culture, mostly to compensate for her own lack of culture or personality. Ultimately Humon's comics betray the fact that it's all really just a cover for her various fetishes including male-on-male rape, female-on-male rape, incest, and all of her characters having the same face.
Femdom Fetish
—Humon |
It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal.
These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on.
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And by "historical context", I mean "making shit up".
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Fun fact: this is the only Asian character she's ever drawn and he's a wormy secretary who [probably] knows karate. SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG
Double Standards
It's pretty disturbing to consider, but you might think it's no big deal. Isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, men, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All men secretly want this! Teehee! Let's try swapping the genders around, then.
Not so cute anymore, is it?
Homosexual Misrepresentation/Generalisation
It's not unusual for Humon to display these fetishes under the guise of obscure historical facts, like she's a perverted bizarro-world Kate Beaton or something. Like this lovely series about Germans having to prostitute themselves after WW2. It's supposed to be clearly empty justification to draw Spirograph-sempai about to violently cornhole Circlehead-kohai serious and sad you guys. Super serious, guys.
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These 'comics' are actually something of a break from the norm for Humon - her fetish for shipping homosexual couples is generally drenched in rainbows and sunshines, misrepresenting same-sex couples as a sex-obsessed, yaoi-wowwy conglomerate with no issues or social conflict or character - flying in the face of modern homosexuality and lesbian culture, let alone the "historical context" Humon often uses as empty justification. On top of that Humon keeps drawing most of her characters to look the same, chibified or otherwise - it's a really sickeningly cloy artstyle - and she seems to have a very limited frame of reference for human emotions. Here we have examples of Smug, Self-Satisfied, Egotistic, Conceited, and occasionally Il me fait du baratin, or "My Anus Is In Immediate Peril".
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Humon's two only lesbian characters... the worst most manly stereotypes ever.
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And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
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File this under "things humon draws that I might have thought were funny if I didn't know she just drew it so she could fap to young, emasculated men."
Webcomics
Scandinavia And The World is the most famous and original of Humon's productions(Which isn't saying much.), a webcomic series about the personifications of different countries that relies upon overused stereotypes, historical inaccuracies, and sex.
The comic is racist, stupid and features a collection of same-faced insulting stereotypes with sausages for arms. Since no one actually knows or cares about anything related to Scandinavia, no one understands any of the jokes in the comic and prefer to pretend they get it and that it's funny than to admit they don't get this and be called stupid. But people who actually know shit about this say that Humon is an inept political commentator.
In essence, every political event, be it war, peace, diplomatic disputes or anything else are all represented in SATW by gay sex/rape.
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The fuck is this even
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Humon's femdom fetish makes its' return.
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Proof that Humon is aware of Hetalia (and most likely ripped off the series).
Love and Tentacles
Another webcomic in the loosest sense of the word. Ostensibly it's set in an alternate universe populated with humans and tentacle monsters, with the focus of the series being the trials and tribulations that a closet bisexual male and a female Urotsukidoji reject go through together - like a painful allegory for white people and non-white people where the white people are humans and the non-white people are subhuman monsters. In practice it's what you get when you draw more implied pornography and then say "teehee it's satire don't you get it, it's [f]ART".
'Love and Tentacles' does display a staggering level of technical competence for Humon in that some of the comics have backgrounds and/or frames for the panels. Unfortunately it's still the same misguided, ignorance-masquerading-as-enlightenment loaded, pandering bullshit that can't tackle serious subject matter very well even without drawing everything with chibis and a weird plastic/gummy texture.
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"This is how homosexuals work, right?"
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"That guy takes it up from the ass from a FEMALE! What a fag! Come on Billy, let's go get lubed up for a few rounds of 'Catholicism'!
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THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE AMINES
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This is what happens when an artist raised on "anime" facial proportions tries to graduate to "realistic" facial features
Manala Next Door
A charming story about a giant demon and a Japanese kappa who live together, fuck and rape other people.
Humon, showing her usual dedication to the authenticity in the portrayal of mythology, completely fucks these characters up. Changing the Kappa from a classic, ugly, japanese monster that hides in ponds and kidnaps children to drown them and suck out their intestines through their anuses, to a cutsey anime girl who likes butts.
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Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh?
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male genital removal makes me el oh el RIGHT ON SISTER *high five*
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4chan el oh el AM I RIGHT NERDS *high five*
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My Little Pony AM I RIGHT BRONIES *high five*
Niels
Humon's only comic with black people in it. Niels is a blond-haired blue-eyed sociopathic hitman or something who puts his dick in all the black people. Actually all the characters have swathes of backstory, but Humon's storytelling format strips all that out of the comic and just puts in gay joke after gay joke instead. Every strip starts in media res, which is cinematography slang for "right in the middle of a situation with no fucking context whatever", and the result is lots of strips about diminutive characters having sex or implied sex or implied rape or implied facial structure or implied story in general. And by 'implied' I mean either 'read the fucking manual' or 'psychically guess what Humon's intentions were'.
You see Niels, a blond-haired, blue-eyed man from Denmark, helps the black community of [insert US city Humon's probably never been to here]. He helps them by... offering them jobs as criminals. Not only that but he's invited himself into the relationship and family of a black married couple and seems to be the leader of a black gang. Obviously he helps these people, and they wouldn't be where they are now without him, they need him, sort of like that time Denmark and other European nations established all those colonies in Africa amirite? And while Niels is the bad guy in the comic, all the people trying to catch him and his black gang are white. All of them. All the cops. All the agents.
I mean it's not like she could have written about a black mafia leader with a black family and a black gang, that would be silly! (Also there are more racial demographics than just black and white in the US you dipshit)
The titular character is clearly supposed to be a sex-obsessed sociopath. He's is drawn in chibi-form (along with the rest of the comic and 80% of Humon's work) and passed off as 'adorable' and 'quirky' because he makes silly rape jokes. The characterisation that explains his behavior is passed off in large walls of text, so as a result lots of people failed to realise this character was supposed to be a villain. A sane person might have attempted to fix this by adding some of the actual plot into the comic. Humon?
Want a cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him kill children threaten to kill children! But it's alright because her mother is FORCING him to do it! He doesn't REALLY want to! He's just so dark and misunderstood and oh my fucking God
Want another cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him rape a woman until she kills herself, and molest her daughter that was born as a result of that rape.
—Humon telling people off for trying to find context in her |
Gorillaz
Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1
Other Dumb Shit
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KAWAIII
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"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII
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Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII
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Adolf Hitler - KAWAIIIIIII
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Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII
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Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK
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This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies.
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You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types.
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A strap on over a skirt, what possible sexual gratification is she getting out of this? At least this time it's consensual.
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Oh boy more implied rape but it's OK because he deserved it, read this wall of text to see why
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Oh yeah right. Make the child raping psycho sing and dance pseudo cutesy style to a shitty song and then be butthurt when nobody takes her edgy dark deep characters seriously.
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No, you're not trying to speak for the LGBT community, you just fetishise it.
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Oh look, it's all the same character with different clothes, eye color and hair styles. Well done on perfecting sameface, Humon.
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Wow, look at that variety in body types and proportions!
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...oh.
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I also love when Humon shits on another artist's work and then backpedals immediately afterwards.
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"Hi, I'm Humon. I'm racially sensitive." *buzzer*
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I like how they have to identify each other because she can't fucking draw. I know I often walk up to my best friends, declaring them to be my best friend while calling them by their full names.
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Why MST3K? WHY?!
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FIXED
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"Black men hit on fat women too!"
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"He said only SOME black men do! God, stop being ignorant!"
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Autistic fan wonders why people are calling a racist sexist monster a racist sexist monster
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Namedropping Hitler, Malcolm X and Gandhi
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"First comment! XD"
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"Oh I don't approve of even fantasies of rape and torture cause that's NEVER okay, but it's okay if you say you're not getting off on it even if you clearly are"
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"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:("
See Also
- Denmark - Her proud homeland which she personifies as a bisexual sex-pest.
- Sweden - She's not a 90-60-90 blonde with huge tits, so it's obvious that she has failed her species.
- Feminism - Holding purchaseable male sexslaves is probably her biggest fetish-dream.
- Cancer - Barely worse than her.
- Tom Preston - Her "ally" from "Fresh Epics".
- Hetalia - What she plagiarized SATW from.
- DeviantArt - The digital equivalent of hell.
Web Comics
External Links
- deviantART
- Niels - BadWebcomicsWiki Review
- Parody DeviantART account
- "Hoomon Comics" - A parody.
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