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[[Image:Chinaguylegend.jpg|thumb|right|The legendary China Guy.]] | [[Image:Chinaguylegend.jpg|thumb|right|The legendary China Guy.]] | ||
In the [[anus|annals]] of the Internet, we've seen many [[lolcows|figures]] who have caused [[trolling|intentional]] or unintentional drama to themselves and those who they're in contact with. Rarely do we see someone who continuously takes the same pratfalls time and time again. You'd have to be [[ | In the [[anus|annals]] of the Internet, we've seen many [[lolcows|figures]] who have caused [[trolling|intentional]] or unintentional drama to themselves and those who they're in contact with. Rarely do we see someone who continuously takes the same pratfalls time and time again. You'd have to be [[Newfag|a complete fool]] to never learn from your mistakes. | ||
Say hello to [[power word|Dylan Kutruff]], also known as [https://www.youtube.com/channel/ | Say hello to '''[[power word|Dylan Michael Kutruff]]''', also known as [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoYr9-2d1BAr3uJ15vNhcNQ WWEMarvelGuyDMK], DMKTENN, countless aliases for his sockpuppet accounts and to his enemies, "China Guy." He is a self-proclaimed [[idiot|expert]] in [[politics]] who's main gripe is the fact that [[China]] makes most of America's wares. He's also volatile and forgetful, since one moment he's for China and the next split second he's advocating mass [[genocide]] of the Chinese race. He is also a [[racist]], [[autistic]], [[Westboro Baptist Church|homophobic]], [[Nazi|anti-Semetic]], [[retarded|illiterate]] [[attention whore]] of a [[pedophile]] who wants to make as many friends as possible while spreading his confused politics on China like [[AIDS|a venereal disease]]. He also likes [[redneck|wrestling]]. His favorite food is [[cocks|bananas]]. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[Image:Chinaguyearly.png|thumb|right|Not so different back then than he is now, huh?]] | [[Image:Chinaguyearly.png|thumb|right|Not so different back then than he is now, huh?]] | ||
Dylan resides somewhere in [[Pennsylvania]]. He's a not-so-bright kid who often asks [[What is air|flippant questions]] to his friends and relatives on [[Facebook]] that can easily be solved with the help of [[Google]]. Why? Either he's too lazy or doesn't even know how Google works. But one fateful day, Dylan was playing [[Fallout 3]] and took note of the opening cutscenes of the game, believing that it's actual [[propaganda]] over China's impending invasion of the United States. Moreover, he noticed a shocking trend, being that [[Nobody cares|China makes most of the stuff he owns]] (and relatively, most of the world's goods.) It was from that heartbreaking revelation and fictional post-apocalyptic story line that he took the mantle of educating the internet about "Made in China" and politics. | Dylan resides somewhere in rural [[Pennsylvania]]. He's a not-so-bright kid who often asks [[What is air|flippant questions]] to his friends and relatives on [[Facebook]] that can easily be solved with the help of [[Google]]. Why? Either he's too lazy or doesn't even know how Google works. But one fateful day, Dylan was playing [[Fallout 3]] and took note of the opening cutscenes of the game, believing that it's actual [[propaganda]] over China's impending invasion of the United States. Moreover, he noticed a shocking trend, being that [[Nobody cares|China makes most of the stuff he owns]] (and relatively, most of the world's goods.) It was from that heartbreaking revelation and fictional post-apocalyptic story line that he took the mantle of educating the internet about "Made in China" and politics. He pays close attention to [[Fox News|the news]] and keeps up with [[Alex Jones]] in regards to the Chinese menace and what must be done about them. | ||
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These raids against YouTube continued up until 2011, where China Guy sort of disappeared from the radar. | These raids against YouTube continued up until 2011, where China Guy sort of disappeared from the radar, save for assaulting a trolling group or two and getting his ass kicked. | ||
==Conquest of DeviantArt and elsewhere== | ==Conquest of DeviantArt and elsewhere== | ||
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Eventually, the mods of dA were flooded with multiple reports of art theft (along with him uploading photos of his own dick) and gave China Guy the final blow from the banhammer. But did that stop him? Not necessarily. [[Furfags]] were another target that China Guy tried to attack and failed miserably at doing so. He took his same [[art theft|tried]] [[slander|and]] [[racism|true]] methods of recruitment to [[FurAffinity]]. Within hours he was promptly banned. Similar behavior manifested on Katbox (an FA style site but caters exclusively to comics) with his incessant disturbance of users and requests to destroy China. Tumblr was another site that he raided, although it didn't work out too well when his anonymous asks were ignored and his halfwit behavior got him banned. Yet, in spite of | Eventually, the mods of dA were flooded with multiple reports of art theft (along with him uploading photos of his own dick) and gave China Guy the final blow from the banhammer. But did that stop him? Not necessarily. [[Furfags]] were another target that China Guy tried to attack and failed miserably at doing so. He took his same [[art theft|tried]] [[slander|and]] [[racism|true]] methods of recruitment to [[FurAffinity]]. Within hours he was promptly banned. Similar behavior manifested on Katbox (an FA style site but caters exclusively to comics) with his incessant disturbance of users and requests to destroy China. Tumblr was another site that he raided, although it didn't work out too well when his anonymous asks were ignored and his halfwit behavior got him banned. Yet, in spite of all these bans, it did not stop him. He'll [[Proxies|somehow get around the ban]] and continue his fuckery. | ||
all these bans, it did not stop him. He | |||
==China Guy's views on | ==Political statements== | ||
* [[Shit nobody cares about|China makes our stuff]]. | |||
* China is evil and must be destroyed. This includes the country, [[Holocaust|its people]], fictional characters of Chinese descent like [[Street Fighter|Chun-Li]], China's culture, and everything that relates to China. | |||
* [[Vidya|Video games]] like Call of Duty and Fallout 3 are real because they reference actual historical events, countries or political groups. | |||
* [[Dogs]] need to be killed. | |||
* [[World War III]] between China and the US will happen. | |||
* Liking the [[Disney]] movie Mulan means you support China. | |||
* Porn and boob art are inherently sinful, and people who make money off commissions are communists. | |||
* [[Alex Jones]] is honest and truthful. | |||
* China Guy [[Lie|is better than everyone else]] and you're just jealous of him. | |||
* Wrestling is [[Fake|real]]. | |||
* [[Donald Trump]] hates the Chinese and the Mexicans. | |||
* Dr. Mario and Lucina are worthless clones who need to be removed from future installments of [[Super Smash Bros]]. | |||
* Any MMD video is [[Vocaloid]] related, even if it doesn't contain Vocaloid characters. | |||
* China Guy is richer than you because he collects [[welfare|entitlements]] and [[basement dweller|lives with his parents]]. | |||
* China Guy is a proud supporter of [[ISIS]] and is [[Allahu Akbar|glad 9/11 happened]]. | |||
Despite being told that Dylan would have better luck going to a [[Reddit]] forum or [[4chan]]'s political board, he refuses and insteads spreads his sick joke politics to places that would care less about what he has to say/probably not ban him instantly with his retardation. | |||
===China Guy's views on artists=== | |||
As of April 2014, China Guy has been attacking the big boob art community. Even though he tries to convince them to talk China, they refuse since introducing yourself by saying "kill China" is not something a well-adjusted person in society would do. To which, China Guy immediately responds with hate messages, death threats and art theft. But what is China Guy's thoughts on them as a whole? | As of April 2014, China Guy has been attacking the big boob art community. Even though he tries to convince them to talk China, they refuse since introducing yourself by saying "kill China" is not something a well-adjusted person in society would do. To which, China Guy immediately responds with hate messages, death threats and art theft. But what is China Guy's thoughts on them as a whole? | ||
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* They're unemployed | * They're unemployed | ||
* They don't bathe or practice normal hygiene | * They don't bathe or practice normal hygiene | ||
* They're not man | * They're [[what|not man]] | ||
* They still live with their parents (China Guy himself [[Basement dweller|still lives with his folks]]) | * They still live with their parents (China Guy himself [[Basement dweller|still lives with his folks]]) | ||
* They don't [[Dying alone|have girlfriends]] | * They don't [[Dying alone|have girlfriends]] | ||
* They're [[loser|losers]] | * They're [[loser|losers]] | ||
* They're [[retards]] | * They're [[retards]] | ||
* They're better off working [[Slavery|minimum wage]] at Walmart or McDonald's. | |||
Similar statement could be applied to the [[furry]] community as well since he's attacked them on more than one occasion | Similar statement could be applied to the [[furry]] community as well since he's attacked them on more than one occasion, thinking they're all sexual deviants. | ||
==China Guy and his [[shitty|real]] art== | ===China Guy and his [[shitty|real]] art=== | ||
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Image:Chinaguyspengbab.png|[[Spengbab]] | Image:Chinaguyspengbab.png|[[Spengbab]] | ||
Image:Chinatoad.png|[[Mario|Chode]] | Image:Chinatoad.png|[[Mario|Chode]] | ||
Image:Chinaguy_nude.jpg|Artistic | |||
Image:Chinapeesincup.png|China Guy's "[[piss|beer]]" | |||
Image:Chinadrinkspee.png|Delicious! | |||
Image:Chinahouse.png|China Guy's house. Check out that front deck! | |||
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On January 16th of 2015, China Guy reuploaded several random videos of women twerking, claiming they're his [[Waifu|girlfriends]]. Without permission, of course! Also, China Guy's delusion kicks in as he assumes he has a loving relationship with them, even though there is no sustainable proof to support his claims. He is stubborn to the point where he won't even attempt to make contact with these women. Instead, you're getting grade school insults and random anti-China statements. Much like [[Chris-chan]]'s love quest, the odds of China Guy procreating and potentially raising a child are [[Forever alone|slim to none]]. | On January 16th of 2015, China Guy reuploaded several random videos of women twerking, claiming they're his [[Waifu|girlfriends]]. Without permission, of course! Also, China Guy's delusion kicks in as he assumes he has a loving relationship with them, even though there is no sustainable proof to support his claims. He is stubborn to the point where he won't even attempt to make contact with these women. Instead, you're getting grade school insults and random anti-China statements. Much like [[Chris-chan]]'s love quest, the odds of China Guy procreating and potentially raising a child are [[Forever alone|slim to none]]. | ||
His views on women are just as unsavory and shortsighted as the 2-inch rinky-dink little cock he shows off to people just to troll with them. China Guy made several chauvinistic remarks admiring a woman's boobs and ass. Although he claims that boob artists objectify women as sex objects, China Guy proceeds to make lewd comments about these sorts of women in real life and believes they're all [[whores|promiscuous]] and exist only as fuck | His views on women are just as unsavory and shortsighted as the 2-inch rinky-dink little cock he shows off to people just to troll with them. China Guy made several chauvinistic remarks admiring a woman's boobs and ass. Although he claims that boob artists objectify women as sex objects, China Guy proceeds to make lewd comments about these sorts of women in real life and believes they're all [[whores|promiscuous]] and exist only as fuck toys. When dealing with a female artist, China Guy often threatens to [[rape]] them in his many hate videos. Real classy, Dylan. | ||
==China Guy and money== | ==China Guy and money== | ||
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[[image:Chinapicarto1.png |left|thumb|He must inform them about China!]] | [[image:Chinapicarto1.png |left|thumb|He must inform them about China!]] | ||
[[Image:Chinaguyflipsbird.png|thumb|right|Bans? He's used to 'em.]] | [[Image:Chinaguyflipsbird.png|thumb|right|Bans? He's used to 'em.]] | ||
China Guy has raided stream channels throughout Livestream and Picarto. His behavior ranges from asking offhand questions (i.e., what game is [[Fire Emblem|Marth from?]]) to death threats and political statements on China. He has also gotten into the habit of posting his ramblings on vacant streams when they're offline, usually the same mindless drivel over China. We're talking walls of text where he asks a nonexistent audience what China is and the threat they are to society, or how much of a boon they are since they manufacture things, then decides to call everyone [[niggers]] and [[Chinks]] because he's totally [[lie|not racist]]. And before Picarto's banning system was properly implemented, China Guy would use up as many usernames as he could in an attempt to troll the audience. His current record (as of | China Guy has raided stream channels throughout Livestream and Picarto. His behavior ranges from asking offhand questions (i.e., what game is [[Fire Emblem|Marth from?]]) to death threats and political statements on China. He has also gotten into the habit of posting his ramblings on vacant streams when they're offline, usually the same mindless drivel over China. We're talking walls of text where he asks a nonexistent audience what China is and the threat they are to society, or how much of a boon they are since they manufacture things, then decides to call everyone [[niggers]] and [[Chinks]] because he's totally [[lie|not racist]]. And before Picarto's banning system was properly implemented, China Guy would use up as many usernames as he could in an attempt to troll the audience. His current record (as of August 21st, 2015) is 100 bans at Owlsdens stream. Of course, being Dylan he denies it up and down. | ||
China Guy also had his own channels on both Livestream and Picarto, but nobody came since it would be him ranting and why boob artists are evil because they earn money from commissions. China Guy says these artists have no life and are evil atheist sinners yet he still [[basement dweller|lives with his parents]] and doesn't know anything about the people he's so vehemently against | China Guy also had his own channels on both Livestream and Picarto, but nobody came since it would be him ranting and why boob artists are evil because they earn money from commissions. China Guy says these artists have no life and are evil atheist sinners yet he still [[basement dweller|lives with his parents]] and doesn't know anything about the people he's so vehemently against. | ||
==YouTube== | ===YouTube=== | ||
[[Image:Chinadrinkspiss.JPG|thumb|left|That's not lemonade.]] | [[Image:Chinadrinkspiss.JPG|thumb|left|That's not lemonade.]] | ||
Since we've already discussed his interactions with Juggalos, how does our friend Dylan use [[YouTube]]? YouTube is China Guy's only loudspeaker to the world. This is where he uploads his videos on hating China, targeted boob artists, his attempts at "[[vore]]" where he eats random foods (which isn't what vore is) or asking of what games did [[Super Smash Bros|Smash Bros]] characters originate from. He has also uploaded "shock" videos where he'd do things like whip out his dick to [[fap|masturbate]], shove random objects [[in the ass|up his ass]] or even [[Watersports|piss in a cup and drink it]], saying it's [[Huh|China Guy's own beer]]. When he started uploading his videos in the spring of 2014, he would wear a Ghostface mask (the killer from that lame slasher movie Scream) in an attempt to protect his identity, and it never quite caught on. A lot of his videos involve ranting, although others were shown with him dancing in a banana suit, stealing the Mystery Skulls video, jacking off on camera or [[pedophile|singing nursery rhymes while naked]]. Unfortunately, China Guy has a tendency to [[delete everything|delete]] his videos at random, usually within hours of uploading. He also has a nasty habit of deleting his channel, although [[Mods|the powers that be]] sometimes pick up the tab. So a proxy channel was set up to document his visual insanity, much like the Cwcville Library. Here are some selected moments for your viewing displeasure. You can find more at the China Guybrary [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2W64Hhayl0JZdIjALK2YQ here]. | Since we've already discussed his interactions with Juggalos, how does our friend Dylan use [[YouTube]]? YouTube is China Guy's only loudspeaker to the world. This is where he uploads his videos on hating China, targeted boob artists, his attempts at "[[vore]]" where he eats random foods (which isn't what vore is) or asking of what games did [[Super Smash Bros|Smash Bros]] characters originate from. He has also uploaded "shock" videos where he'd do things like whip out his dick to [[fap|masturbate]], shove random objects [[in the ass|up his ass]] or even [[Watersports|piss in a cup and drink it]], saying it's [[Huh|China Guy's own beer]]. When he started uploading his videos in the spring of 2014, he would wear a Ghostface mask (the killer from that lame slasher movie Scream) in an attempt to protect his identity, and it never quite caught on. A lot of his videos involve ranting, although others were shown with him dancing in a banana suit, stealing the Mystery Skulls video, jacking off on camera or [[pedophile|singing nursery rhymes while naked]]. Unfortunately, China Guy has a tendency to [[delete everything|delete]] his videos at random, usually within hours of uploading, probably as an attempt at damage control. He also has a nasty habit of deleting his channel, although [[Mods|the powers that be]] sometimes pick up the tab. So a proxy channel was set up to document his visual insanity, much like the Cwcville Library. Here are some selected moments for your viewing displeasure. You can find more at the China Guybrary [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2W64Hhayl0JZdIjALK2YQ here]. | ||
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==Random Dumb | ===Random Dumb Moments Across the Web=== | ||
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Image:Chinaguybanned.png|Hail [[North Korea]]! | Image:Chinaguybanned.png|Hail [[North Korea]]! | ||
Image:Chinaguypicartobans.png|Long list of banned Picarto names. All on the same night. | Image:Chinaguypicartobans.png|Long list of banned Picarto names. All on the same night. | ||
Image:Chinaguypicartobans2.png|100 bans. This guy has no life. | |||
Image:Chinaguyorlando.PNG|China Guy on the [[Orlando nightclub shooting|Orlando shooting]]. | |||
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==The Twitter | ===The Twitter voice actor incident=== | ||
[[Image:Chinaguytwitter.png|thumb|right|Yep, this is really happening.]] | [[Image:Chinaguytwitter.png|thumb|right|Yep, this is really happening.]] | ||
Around Valentine's Day of 2015, China Guy | Around Valentine's Day of 2015, China Guy pulled an [[Alex Jones]] and encouraged people on his Twitter account to spread his hatred with [[hashtag|hashtags]] like #killchina and #boycottchina. China Guy's goal with Twitter is to widen Anti-China Awareness and to [[forced meme|force his trends]] by shoving hashtags down the collective throats of the Twitter populous. It hasn't worked well with Picarto and DeviantArt and needless to say, this campaign was also a complete failure. | ||
But that's not all, folks! He's also found another target that could potentially unleash high amounts of notoriety and the wrath of insane [[fantards]]. He has added anime and video game voice actors to his list of recruits against the evil Chinese menace. As pictured on the right, one of his victims is anime dub actress Lauren Landa. Landa, Matthew Mercer, Johnny Yong Bosch and several other dub actors were targeted by China Guy thanks to this tweet and accompanying video. There's a strong probability that these individuals will decline his request and subsequently block him. Despite his actions, he says that [[lie|what he did was a joke]] when it was actually a giant publicity stunt. In fact, that's how he views every outrageous event and atrocity he commits online. They're all genuine actions of China Guy without any prodding or provocation from outside sources. He's just that fucking psycho. | But that's not all, folks! He's also found another target that could potentially unleash high amounts of notoriety and the wrath of insane [[fantards]]. He has added anime and video game voice actors to his list of recruits against the evil Chinese menace. As pictured on the right, one of his victims is anime dub actress Lauren Landa. Landa, Matthew Mercer, Johnny Yong Bosch and several other dub actors were targeted by China Guy thanks to this tweet and accompanying video. There's a strong probability that these individuals will decline his request and subsequently block him. Despite his actions, he says that [[lie|what he did was a joke]] when it was actually a giant publicity stunt. In fact, that's how he views every outrageous event and atrocity he commits online. They're all genuine actions of China Guy without any prodding or provocation from outside sources. He's just that fucking psycho. | ||
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==China Guy vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica== | ==China Guy vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica== | ||
On March 14th 2015, China Guy attempted to bring down his own ED page by [[delete everything|clearing everything]] and then replacing it with the word "china." Of course, this petty act of [[vandalism]] was not met with open arms by the [[mods|moderators]], but rather [[raep|swift and brutal | On March 14th 2015, China Guy attempted to bring down his own ED page by [[delete everything|clearing everything]] and then replacing it with the word "china." Of course, this petty act of [[vandalism]] was not met with open arms by the [[mods|moderators]], but rather [[raep|swift and brutal]] [[Banhammer|retribution]]. | ||
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==The end of China Guy? Nope!== | |||
In the afternoon hours of April 17th, 2015, China Guy received a call from the local police department. They wish to speak with Dylan, possibly concerning the death rape threats he made to artists, among other despicable acts. What kind of punishment will be inflicted upon our halfwit racist friend? Will he gain new life as a [[prison]] [[bitch]] or be admitted [[crazy|to the nut house]]? The answer is neither. He was reprimanded by the police for his actions and got off with just a slap on the wrist. | |||
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But did he learn from his mistakes? Of course not! China Guy resumed uploading videos shortly after, posing as [[WWE]] wrestlers like [[The Rock]] and [[John Cena]] to threaten and harass the boob artists he dislikes. He was promptly met by angered [[furries]] from Katbox or some renegades over at [[Baphomet]] who managed to get his parents to confiscate his laptop. He made a few more videos using his smart phone but on April 24th, he announced a six month long hiatus...which shortly ended the day after. For a brief period, China Guy made several short videos with his smartphone. Some of which were directed to boob artists. On May 4th, his parents gave him his laptop back and he's continuing to harass the boob artists in full force by raiding their streams and threatening them...then it got taken away again; not even a day after it was returned to him. | |||
Aside from raiding art streams and uploading the occasional hate video (along with some Fallout 4 videos), Dylan kept a low profile. It wouldn't last, though. | |||
==China Guy strikes back at [[Vocaloid|Vocaloid]] Amino== | |||
If boob artists weren't enough for Dylan to milk some drama out of, the MikuMikuDance fandom (a program people use to make usually [[Vocaloid]] characters do [[Oral sex|things]]) was his next target. News of this emerged sometime in March of 2016, where China Guy made videos addressed to certain MMD uploaders. About a couple months later, China Guy decided to invade a [[lol|peaceful]] mobile [[Circle jerk|community]] called Vocaloid [[What|Amino]]. He began posting irrelevant things which prompted [[Weeaboo|wannabe mods]], competing for attention, to flag his posts. He also posted MMD videos that didn't include Vocaloid characters, but insisted they're relevant considering the program's nomenclature. Since each flag would deduct 2 reputation points on China Guy's account, it was a matter of time until he raked in hundreds of negative rep which prompted China Guy to [[Sperg|sperg]] on Vocaloid Amino. Because he can't suck it up and take responsibility for his actions, China Guy remade another account only to get flagged down again [[Rekt|without mercy]]. | |||
===The meltdown and the ensuing aftermath=== | |||
[[Image:Cgamino.png|thumb|right|Hide yo' kids...]] | |||
After raking over -100 reputation points within a short time, China Guy finally went full [[Retard|retard]] and started posting [[Cock|dick]] pics (including photos where he tried shoving a bottle up his ass) and [[truth|racist]] shit that [[Trigger Warning|triggered]] the Vocaloid Amino community which promptly got him banned. Unable to accept the ban, China Guy went on Youtube to [[fap|jerk off]] his displeasure at Vocaloid Amino while claiming to [[DO IT FAGGOT|kill himself]]. A few days later, he came back to Vocaloid Amino under the name "Gumi" and continued to do what he did, ending with more nudes and dick pics before he got banned yet again. Oh and by the way, the Amino app is generally used by kids between the ages of 9 and 13. Dylan pretty much [[Pedophilia|exposed himself to minors]]. | |||
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Shortly after the Amino attacks, Dylan tried saving face by apologizing to the community, playing the victim card and saying that autism was responsible. Of course, the kids who frequent Amino weren't buying it and neither was anyone else. Over these incidents, Dylan became indignant and [[WTF|demanded an apology from the people he attacked]] for "misunderstanding him". | |||
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==China Guy vs. Moonman Wonderland== | |||
[[Image:Moonmanrising.jpg|thumb|right|You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?]] | |||
In August of 2016, China Guy had the misfortune of once again crossing paths with an old foe, the bad[[asspie]] known as Moonman Wonderland (now "Legendary Collektor"), a member of a small trolling group on YouTube back in the early days of Dylan's antics. Recently, Moonman issued an ultimatum to Dylan stating that he must create a video acknowledging his defeat and must never take it off his channel, or suffer a grisly fate this side of [[Saw]]. Dylan made the video in question, but it was promptly deleted within the next 24 hours. As a result, China Guy was paid a visit by the Moonman on August 29th at around high noon. His grandparents (who were actually kind and compassionate people unlike China Guy) were completely understanding of why Moonman came over and were [[offended|appalled]] at the actions of their miscreant grandson. As a final act of punishment and effectively putting the last nail in China Guy's coffin, his iPhone was confiscated and Moonman was granted the phone numbers of his grandparents in case of necessity. Thus ends the seven year reign of the China Guy...or so it seems. [[Nope]]. | |||
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===China Guy's Resurgence=== | |||
China Guy made his return to YouTube and Deviant Art in April of 2017, pulling the [[Trolling|same old shit]] as before. He's still harassing [[Vocaloid|MMD]] artists, attempting to contact his old "friends" and make new ones by spouting his racist propaganda while using autism as a [[old|tried and true]] excuse for wanting to rape and kill [[niggers]]. Some people just never learn. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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* [[Hal Turner]] | * [[Hal Turner]] | ||
* [[Insane Clown Posse]] | * [[Insane Clown Posse]] | ||
* [[LifeInATent]] | |||
* [[Sankaku Complex]] | * [[Sankaku Complex]] | ||
* [[TrollsNews]] | |||
* [[EricDouglace]] | |||
* [[Westboro Baptist Church]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [ | * [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2W64Hhayl0JZdIjALK2YQ The China Guybrary that mirrors DMK's videos.] | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/ | * [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoYr9-2d1BAr3uJ15vNhcNQ DMK's YouTube. What kind of a name is Esteban Ravioli anyway?] | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/ | * [https://www.facebook.com/forg.otten.9461 Facebook] | ||
* [https://twitter.com/dmktwrestlingf1 Twitter] | * [https://twitter.com/dmktwrestlingf1 Twitter] | ||
* [http://www.twitch.tv/wwemarvelguydmk/profile Twitch] | * [http://www.twitch.tv/wwemarvelguydmk/profile Twitch] | ||
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* [https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!profile/youtube/APn2wQfWfO2hJF5MBKw7LJTdA2OgJJew3ybP9mvN9DFR_4MSdbpfA2MW_y_qD5BhkPpohAb4od2H Old Google support thread where CG asks about his banned accounts because of trolling] | * [https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!profile/youtube/APn2wQfWfO2hJF5MBKw7LJTdA2OgJJew3ybP9mvN9DFR_4MSdbpfA2MW_y_qD5BhkPpohAb4od2H Old Google support thread where CG asks about his banned accounts because of trolling] | ||
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In the annals of the Internet, we've seen many figures who have caused intentional or unintentional drama to themselves and those who they're in contact with. Rarely do we see someone who continuously takes the same pratfalls time and time again. You'd have to be a complete fool to never learn from your mistakes.
Say hello to Dylan Michael Kutruff, also known as WWEMarvelGuyDMK, DMKTENN, countless aliases for his sockpuppet accounts and to his enemies, "China Guy." He is a self-proclaimed expert in politics who's main gripe is the fact that China makes most of America's wares. He's also volatile and forgetful, since one moment he's for China and the next split second he's advocating mass genocide of the Chinese race. He is also a racist, autistic, homophobic, anti-Semetic, illiterate attention whore of a pedophile who wants to make as many friends as possible while spreading his confused politics on China like a venereal disease. He also likes wrestling. His favorite food is bananas.
Background
Dylan resides somewhere in rural Pennsylvania. He's a not-so-bright kid who often asks flippant questions to his friends and relatives on Facebook that can easily be solved with the help of Google. Why? Either he's too lazy or doesn't even know how Google works. But one fateful day, Dylan was playing Fallout 3 and took note of the opening cutscenes of the game, believing that it's actual propaganda over China's impending invasion of the United States. Moreover, he noticed a shocking trend, being that China makes most of the stuff he owns (and relatively, most of the world's goods.) It was from that heartbreaking revelation and fictional post-apocalyptic story line that he took the mantle of educating the internet about "Made in China" and politics. He pays close attention to the news and keeps up with Alex Jones in regards to the Chinese menace and what must be done about them.
China Guy first emerged on YouTube in 2009, harassing Juggalos of all people under the name of DMKTENN. He was attempting to spread his confused China rhetoric to the ICP fanbase (and other poor bastards) but was ultimately rejected and blocked left and right. NoRegion Nitram was a frequent target of China Guy that he often exchanged blows with. This video is one of the earliest examples of China Guy being put in his place.
These raids against YouTube continued up until 2011, where China Guy sort of disappeared from the radar, save for assaulting a trolling group or two and getting his ass kicked.
Conquest of DeviantArt and elsewhere
News of China Guy's raids on DeviantArt emerged in late 2013 when a user made this journal post explaining his behavior.
He's been seeking potential recruits to partake in his war against the Chinese menace, asking if they'd like to "kill China." Unsurprisingly, China Guy was banned all across dA, and the mods eventually took notice to temporarily put an end to his campaign. But in the spring of 2014, China Guy eventually re-emerged, doing the same pestering as before. This time his focus shifted to the boob artist community since they're the reason why most people login to dA. China Guy did the same things as he did previously, garnering attention by asking about going to war with China. Any sane human being would scoff at or dismiss the idea as juvenile and outright stupid. Once more, China Guy was promptly blocked and ignored by the very people he tried to recruit. Extreme measures were taken by stealing artwork from various boob artists and claiming it's of his own creation. His reasoning was that he'd get the attention he desires and make friends in the process. Throughout 2014, China Guy created more accounts in order to get around the ban and steal artwork. Several times. He'd then address and chastise these so-called "sinners" for drawing boob art while openly admitting he faps to it. He even recorded himself fapping and then uploaded it to YouTube. Just take our word for it. He's done it multiple times so keep checking his channel for such videos...and report his ass.
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Here's some proof of his art theft and the interactions he's had with people throughout dA.
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Some stolen Chinese art. -
More stolen art. -
Even more stolen shit. -
Weeaboos are like Chinese, aren't they? -
Okay, you get it. He's a thief. -
China!? I know not of this China you speak of! -
China Guy used reverse psychology, but it failed! -
Because that excuse worked so well for so many people.
Eventually, the mods of dA were flooded with multiple reports of art theft (along with him uploading photos of his own dick) and gave China Guy the final blow from the banhammer. But did that stop him? Not necessarily. Furfags were another target that China Guy tried to attack and failed miserably at doing so. He took his same tried and true methods of recruitment to FurAffinity. Within hours he was promptly banned. Similar behavior manifested on Katbox (an FA style site but caters exclusively to comics) with his incessant disturbance of users and requests to destroy China. Tumblr was another site that he raided, although it didn't work out too well when his anonymous asks were ignored and his halfwit behavior got him banned. Yet, in spite of all these bans, it did not stop him. He'll somehow get around the ban and continue his fuckery.
Political statements
- China makes our stuff.
- China is evil and must be destroyed. This includes the country, its people, fictional characters of Chinese descent like Chun-Li, China's culture, and everything that relates to China.
- Video games like Call of Duty and Fallout 3 are real because they reference actual historical events, countries or political groups.
- Dogs need to be killed.
- World War III between China and the US will happen.
- Liking the Disney movie Mulan means you support China.
- Porn and boob art are inherently sinful, and people who make money off commissions are communists.
- Alex Jones is honest and truthful.
- China Guy is better than everyone else and you're just jealous of him.
- Wrestling is real.
- Donald Trump hates the Chinese and the Mexicans.
- Dr. Mario and Lucina are worthless clones who need to be removed from future installments of Super Smash Bros.
- Any MMD video is Vocaloid related, even if it doesn't contain Vocaloid characters.
- China Guy is richer than you because he collects entitlements and lives with his parents.
- China Guy is a proud supporter of ISIS and is glad 9/11 happened.
Despite being told that Dylan would have better luck going to a Reddit forum or 4chan's political board, he refuses and insteads spreads his sick joke politics to places that would care less about what he has to say/probably not ban him instantly with his retardation.
China Guy's views on artists
As of April 2014, China Guy has been attacking the big boob art community. Even though he tries to convince them to talk China, they refuse since introducing yourself by saying "kill China" is not something a well-adjusted person in society would do. To which, China Guy immediately responds with hate messages, death threats and art theft. But what is China Guy's thoughts on them as a whole?
- They're atheists
- They're sinners
- They're perverted
- They're racist because they don't want to talk about China
- They're niggers
- They don't care about politics
- They're wasting their lives by drawing art which he believes doesn't contribute to society
- They're unemployed
- They don't bathe or practice normal hygiene
- They're not man
- They still live with their parents (China Guy himself still lives with his folks)
- They don't have girlfriends
- They're losers
- They're retards
- They're better off working minimum wage at Walmart or McDonald's.
Similar statement could be applied to the furry community as well since he's attacked them on more than one occasion, thinking they're all sexual deviants.
China Guy and his real art
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The face of politics. -
Banana Guy. -
China approves. -
He looks constipated. -
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China Guy's "beer" -
Delicious! -
China Guy's house. Check out that front deck!
Here's a "speed-draw" of Mega Man that took him around 15 minutes to complete, rendered with the finest ballpoint pens and Crayola markers money can buy. Truly a master of his craft.
China Guy and women
On January 16th of 2015, China Guy reuploaded several random videos of women twerking, claiming they're his girlfriends. Without permission, of course! Also, China Guy's delusion kicks in as he assumes he has a loving relationship with them, even though there is no sustainable proof to support his claims. He is stubborn to the point where he won't even attempt to make contact with these women. Instead, you're getting grade school insults and random anti-China statements. Much like Chris-chan's love quest, the odds of China Guy procreating and potentially raising a child are slim to none.
His views on women are just as unsavory and shortsighted as the 2-inch rinky-dink little cock he shows off to people just to troll with them. China Guy made several chauvinistic remarks admiring a woman's boobs and ass. Although he claims that boob artists objectify women as sex objects, China Guy proceeds to make lewd comments about these sorts of women in real life and believes they're all promiscuous and exist only as fuck toys. When dealing with a female artist, China Guy often threatens to rape them in his many hate videos. Real classy, Dylan.
China Guy and money
One thing that fuels the fire of China Guy and his crusade against boob artists is the concept of commissions. People shell out cash ranging between $5 and fucking hundreds just so that these artists can sustain themselves off said money and provide fap material in return. On the other side of the coin, China Guy believes that paying money for art is one of the dumbest things anybody can do. He himself doesn't realize that visual arts play a very huge role in everyday life, and there's worse things that one could spend their money on...like drugs or action figures. Plus, since these artists make money and spend it, they are helping the economy.
Continuing onward, China Guy often says in his videos that he has a job and blindly assumes boob artists are unemployed sponges who sit in their houses all day and not contribute anything to society. He looks past the fact that artists are people who also have work and attend college, among other personal responsibilities in life. China Guy suggests that artists get minimum wage jobs at fast food or retail stores. In YouTube videos, he often shows the viewer his welfare checks along with funds he gets from his factory job (which hires disabled people like China Guy). Keep in mind that he's giving out his address and nobody's prodding him to do so. He also makes less than $100 per week. Most artists make decent money from jobs and their commissions.
Stream behavior
China Guy has raided stream channels throughout Livestream and Picarto. His behavior ranges from asking offhand questions (i.e., what game is Marth from?) to death threats and political statements on China. He has also gotten into the habit of posting his ramblings on vacant streams when they're offline, usually the same mindless drivel over China. We're talking walls of text where he asks a nonexistent audience what China is and the threat they are to society, or how much of a boon they are since they manufacture things, then decides to call everyone niggers and Chinks because he's totally not racist. And before Picarto's banning system was properly implemented, China Guy would use up as many usernames as he could in an attempt to troll the audience. His current record (as of August 21st, 2015) is 100 bans at Owlsdens stream. Of course, being Dylan he denies it up and down.
China Guy also had his own channels on both Livestream and Picarto, but nobody came since it would be him ranting and why boob artists are evil because they earn money from commissions. China Guy says these artists have no life and are evil atheist sinners yet he still lives with his parents and doesn't know anything about the people he's so vehemently against.
YouTube
Since we've already discussed his interactions with Juggalos, how does our friend Dylan use YouTube? YouTube is China Guy's only loudspeaker to the world. This is where he uploads his videos on hating China, targeted boob artists, his attempts at "vore" where he eats random foods (which isn't what vore is) or asking of what games did Smash Bros characters originate from. He has also uploaded "shock" videos where he'd do things like whip out his dick to masturbate, shove random objects up his ass or even piss in a cup and drink it, saying it's China Guy's own beer. When he started uploading his videos in the spring of 2014, he would wear a Ghostface mask (the killer from that lame slasher movie Scream) in an attempt to protect his identity, and it never quite caught on. A lot of his videos involve ranting, although others were shown with him dancing in a banana suit, stealing the Mystery Skulls video, jacking off on camera or singing nursery rhymes while naked. Unfortunately, China Guy has a tendency to delete his videos at random, usually within hours of uploading, probably as an attempt at damage control. He also has a nasty habit of deleting his channel, although the powers that be sometimes pick up the tab. So a proxy channel was set up to document his visual insanity, much like the Cwcville Library. Here are some selected moments for your viewing displeasure. You can find more at the China Guybrary here.
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Random Dumb Moments Across the Web
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China Guy is for SOPA! Freedom, woo! -
There's your answer. Nobody cares. -
A site for Mary Sue OC's can be political. -
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A month after this video was made, he came back in full force. -
Hail North Korea! -
Long list of banned Picarto names. All on the same night. -
100 bans. This guy has no life. -
China Guy on the Orlando shooting.
The Twitter voice actor incident
Around Valentine's Day of 2015, China Guy pulled an Alex Jones and encouraged people on his Twitter account to spread his hatred with hashtags like #killchina and #boycottchina. China Guy's goal with Twitter is to widen Anti-China Awareness and to force his trends by shoving hashtags down the collective throats of the Twitter populous. It hasn't worked well with Picarto and DeviantArt and needless to say, this campaign was also a complete failure.
But that's not all, folks! He's also found another target that could potentially unleash high amounts of notoriety and the wrath of insane fantards. He has added anime and video game voice actors to his list of recruits against the evil Chinese menace. As pictured on the right, one of his victims is anime dub actress Lauren Landa. Landa, Matthew Mercer, Johnny Yong Bosch and several other dub actors were targeted by China Guy thanks to this tweet and accompanying video. There's a strong probability that these individuals will decline his request and subsequently block him. Despite his actions, he says that what he did was a joke when it was actually a giant publicity stunt. In fact, that's how he views every outrageous event and atrocity he commits online. They're all genuine actions of China Guy without any prodding or provocation from outside sources. He's just that fucking psycho.
China Guy vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica
On March 14th 2015, China Guy attempted to bring down his own ED page by clearing everything and then replacing it with the word "china." Of course, this petty act of vandalism was not met with open arms by the moderators, but rather swift and brutal retribution.
The end of China Guy? Nope!
In the afternoon hours of April 17th, 2015, China Guy received a call from the local police department. They wish to speak with Dylan, possibly concerning the death rape threats he made to artists, among other despicable acts. What kind of punishment will be inflicted upon our halfwit racist friend? Will he gain new life as a prison bitch or be admitted to the nut house? The answer is neither. He was reprimanded by the police for his actions and got off with just a slap on the wrist.
But did he learn from his mistakes? Of course not! China Guy resumed uploading videos shortly after, posing as WWE wrestlers like The Rock and John Cena to threaten and harass the boob artists he dislikes. He was promptly met by angered furries from Katbox or some renegades over at Baphomet who managed to get his parents to confiscate his laptop. He made a few more videos using his smart phone but on April 24th, he announced a six month long hiatus...which shortly ended the day after. For a brief period, China Guy made several short videos with his smartphone. Some of which were directed to boob artists. On May 4th, his parents gave him his laptop back and he's continuing to harass the boob artists in full force by raiding their streams and threatening them...then it got taken away again; not even a day after it was returned to him.
Aside from raiding art streams and uploading the occasional hate video (along with some Fallout 4 videos), Dylan kept a low profile. It wouldn't last, though.
China Guy strikes back at Vocaloid Amino
If boob artists weren't enough for Dylan to milk some drama out of, the MikuMikuDance fandom (a program people use to make usually Vocaloid characters do things) was his next target. News of this emerged sometime in March of 2016, where China Guy made videos addressed to certain MMD uploaders. About a couple months later, China Guy decided to invade a peaceful mobile community called Vocaloid Amino. He began posting irrelevant things which prompted wannabe mods, competing for attention, to flag his posts. He also posted MMD videos that didn't include Vocaloid characters, but insisted they're relevant considering the program's nomenclature. Since each flag would deduct 2 reputation points on China Guy's account, it was a matter of time until he raked in hundreds of negative rep which prompted China Guy to sperg on Vocaloid Amino. Because he can't suck it up and take responsibility for his actions, China Guy remade another account only to get flagged down again without mercy.
The meltdown and the ensuing aftermath
After raking over -100 reputation points within a short time, China Guy finally went full retard and started posting dick pics (including photos where he tried shoving a bottle up his ass) and racist shit that triggered the Vocaloid Amino community which promptly got him banned. Unable to accept the ban, China Guy went on Youtube to jerk off his displeasure at Vocaloid Amino while claiming to kill himself. A few days later, he came back to Vocaloid Amino under the name "Gumi" and continued to do what he did, ending with more nudes and dick pics before he got banned yet again. Oh and by the way, the Amino app is generally used by kids between the ages of 9 and 13. Dylan pretty much exposed himself to minors.
Shortly after the Amino attacks, Dylan tried saving face by apologizing to the community, playing the victim card and saying that autism was responsible. Of course, the kids who frequent Amino weren't buying it and neither was anyone else. Over these incidents, Dylan became indignant and demanded an apology from the people he attacked for "misunderstanding him".
China Guy vs. Moonman Wonderland
In August of 2016, China Guy had the misfortune of once again crossing paths with an old foe, the badasspie known as Moonman Wonderland (now "Legendary Collektor"), a member of a small trolling group on YouTube back in the early days of Dylan's antics. Recently, Moonman issued an ultimatum to Dylan stating that he must create a video acknowledging his defeat and must never take it off his channel, or suffer a grisly fate this side of Saw. Dylan made the video in question, but it was promptly deleted within the next 24 hours. As a result, China Guy was paid a visit by the Moonman on August 29th at around high noon. His grandparents (who were actually kind and compassionate people unlike China Guy) were completely understanding of why Moonman came over and were appalled at the actions of their miscreant grandson. As a final act of punishment and effectively putting the last nail in China Guy's coffin, his iPhone was confiscated and Moonman was granted the phone numbers of his grandparents in case of necessity. Thus ends the seven year reign of the China Guy...or so it seems. Nope.
China Guy's Resurgence
China Guy made his return to YouTube and Deviant Art in April of 2017, pulling the same old shit as before. He's still harassing MMD artists, attempting to contact his old "friends" and make new ones by spouting his racist propaganda while using autism as a tried and true excuse for wanting to rape and kill niggers. Some people just never learn.
See Also
- Adrianne Curry
- Al Sharpton
- Cheddar-Cheesia
- Chris-chan
- Curtis Allgier
- Cyndilovespiccolo
- Don Henrie
- FurrMetalAlchemist
- Hal Turner
- Insane Clown Posse
- LifeInATent
- Sankaku Complex
- TrollsNews
- EricDouglace
- Westboro Baptist Church
External Links
- The China Guybrary that mirrors DMK's videos.
- DMK's YouTube. What kind of a name is Esteban Ravioli anyway?
- Twitch
- Picarto
- FurAffinity Suspended, but page is still there.
- Tinychat
- Capcom Unity
- Old Google support thread where CG asks about his banned accounts because of trolling
- An imageboard thread on China Guy - Now sticky'd thanks to China Guy's stupidity!
- A young Amino user speaks out against Dylan's bullshittery
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