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[[Image:Joshwaplastic3.jpg|thumb|Joshwa and his #1 [[Faghag]], [[Talk:Joshwa_Plastic|Cheesecakebeth.]]]] | [[Image:Joshwaplastic3.jpg|thumb|Joshwa and his #1 [[Faghag]], [[Talk:Joshwa_Plastic|Cheesecakebeth.]]]] | ||
'''Joshwa Plastic''' is the gay homosexual [[attention whoring]] emo faggot from Newport, England who makes one wonder: "Whatever happened to [[Gay God]]?" | '''Joshwa Plastic''' is the gay homosexual [[attention whoring]] emo faggot from Newport, <s>England</s> [[Wales]] who makes one wonder: "Whatever happened to [[Gay God]]?" | ||
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On December 29th, 2003, Joshwa [[troll|dropped in]] on myspace to say "[[hai2u]] lol." After a hard day's night of trolling the fuck out of [[GoddessMine]], young Joshwa came as welcome comic relief to a battle weary [[Anonymous]]. Nobody seemed to care that this was obvious [[troll]] [[bait]], [[B|/b/tards]] welcomed the young faggot's 'visit' since he wasn't a [[nigger]]. | On December 29th, 2003, Joshwa [[troll|dropped in]] on myspace to say "[[hai2u]] lol." After a hard day's night of trolling the fuck out of [[GoddessMine]], young Joshwa came as welcome comic relief to a battle weary [[Anonymous]]. Nobody seemed to care that this was obvious [[troll]] [[bait]], [[B|/b/tards]] welcomed the young faggot's 'visit' since he wasn't a [[nigger]]. | ||
Joshwa is an part time alternative [[model]] and full time [[camera whore]]. In 2007 little Joshwa appeared on the Channel 4 (UK) series [[I don't watch TV|I've Got This Friend]] which was a ploy to break away from the e-celeb and into the real world. Luckily the show was shit and no one payed attention to it or Josh. | Joshwa is an part time [[Dildo|alternative]] [[model]] and full time [[camera whore]]. In 2007 little Joshwa appeared on the Channel 4 (UK) series [[I don't watch TV|I've Got This Friend]] which was a ploy to break away from the e-celeb and into the real world. Luckily, the show was shit and [[Ignored|no one payed attention]] to it or Josh. | ||
This wasn't Joshwa's first attempt at real life celebrity status. He appeared in a documentary about being a fag way back in 2006. This was also shit. | This wasn't Joshwa's first attempt at real life celebrity status. He appeared in a documentary about being a fag way back in 2006. This was also shit. | ||
In early May 2008, Plastic trolled the fuck out of himself on Gok Wan's catwalk for ''Gok's Cloths Road Show''. He didn't win cos he didn't have the style, and went home crying. | In early May 2008, Plastic trolled the fuck out of himself on Gok Wan's catwalk for ''Gok's Cloths Road Show''. He didn't win cos he didn't have the style, and went home [[Crybaby|crying]]. | ||
==YouTube Debut== | ==YouTube Debut== | ||
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Books: [[fruit|Fruits. Fresh Fruits]]. | Books: [[fruit|Fruits. Fresh Fruits]]. | ||
Hobbies: Fixing my makeup. Getting my hair done. | Hobbies: [[Faggotry|Fixing my makeup. Getting my hair done.]] | ||
[[AIM]]: LickJoshwa | [[AIM]]: LickJoshwa | ||
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===About Me=== | ===About Me=== | ||
[[Image:Joshwaplastic2.jpg|thumb|The United Colors of Faggoton]] | [[Image:Joshwaplastic2.jpg|thumb|The United Colors of Faggoton]] | ||
I love to [[creepypasta|stare so deeply into your eyes that you feel paranoid]]. I love to ask questions. I love the 80's. I love to [[troll|provoke emotions]]. I love to [[STFU|hear your opinion]]. I love to [[usi|state mine]]. I love the smell of [[ | I love to [[creepypasta|stare so deeply into your eyes that you feel paranoid]]. I love to ask questions. I love the 80's. I love to [[troll|provoke emotions]]. I love to [[STFU|hear your opinion]]. I love to [[usi|state mine]]. I love the smell of [[Semen|hairdye]]. I love to [[Nothing|be myself]]. I love being [[asking for it|hated for it]]. I love [[shemale|Heatherette]]. I love [[Rim job|making my own clothes]]. I love to [[anal|travel]]. I would love to have [[unrealistic expectations|my own reality TV show]]. I love to [[DO NOT WANT|admire the things that you don't]]. I love to [[fellatio|breath in what you breath out]]. I love having [[Paris Hilton|more shoes that anyone else I know]]. I love [[goatse|Cindy Sherman's work]]. I love [[copypasta|the messages behind her work]] even more. I love to [[mpreg|admire Banksy]]. I love to [[anon|photograph the unphotographed]]. I love to [[camwhore|be photographed]]. I love to [[list of sex moves|make you see beyond your usual distance]]. | ||
What a fucking fag, just die already. | What a fucking fag, just die already. | ||
Latest revision as of 14:31, 28 January 2019
Joshwa Plastic is the gay homosexual attention whoring emo faggot from Newport, England Wales who makes one wonder: "Whatever happened to Gay God?"
Stepping Out
—What The Fag Had To Say About Us | ||
On December 29th, 2003, Joshwa dropped in on myspace to say "hai2u lol." After a hard day's night of trolling the fuck out of GoddessMine, young Joshwa came as welcome comic relief to a battle weary Anonymous. Nobody seemed to care that this was obvious troll bait, /b/tards welcomed the young faggot's 'visit' since he wasn't a nigger.
Joshwa is an part time alternative model and full time camera whore. In 2007 little Joshwa appeared on the Channel 4 (UK) series I've Got This Friend which was a ploy to break away from the e-celeb and into the real world. Luckily, the show was shit and no one payed attention to it or Josh.
This wasn't Joshwa's first attempt at real life celebrity status. He appeared in a documentary about being a fag way back in 2006. This was also shit.
In early May 2008, Plastic trolled the fuck out of himself on Gok Wan's catwalk for Gok's Cloths Road Show. He didn't win cos he didn't have the style, and went home crying.
YouTube Debut
Who Is Joshwa Plastic? A CUNT
Name: Joshwa
Age: 20
City: Cardiff
Hometown: Newport
Country: Wales.United Kingdom
Books: Fruits. Fresh Fruits.
Hobbies: Fixing my makeup. Getting my hair done.
AIM: LickJoshwa
About Me
I love to stare so deeply into your eyes that you feel paranoid. I love to ask questions. I love the 80's. I love to provoke emotions. I love to hear your opinion. I love to state mine. I love the smell of hairdye. I love to be myself. I love being hated for it. I love Heatherette. I love making my own clothes. I love to travel. I would love to have my own reality TV show. I love to admire the things that you don't. I love to breath in what you breath out. I love having more shoes that anyone else I know. I love Cindy Sherman's work. I love the messages behind her work even more. I love to admire Banksy. I love to photograph the unphotographed. I love to be photographed. I love to make you see beyond your usual distance.
What a fucking fag, just die already.
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