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'''2 Chainz''' is a [[rap|rapper]] with an almost | '''2 Chainz''' ([[Powerword]]: Tauheed Epps) is a [[rap|rapper]] from [[Georgia]] with an almost-Jewish obsession for gold, and likes to rhyme [[Ass|"booty"]] with [[Pirate|"booty"]] in what [[some argue]] is an attempt to create music with {{Hover|mass appeal|Lowest Common-denominator}}<!--thats a Gangstarr joke, fuck you if you don't get it-->. Chainz shuns overtly complex lyrical structure and rhyme-schemes in a manner similar to '[[Lil B|base-rap]]', only with less thought. | ||
Originally known as "Tity Boi", he slowly realized that most of his fans and critics were actually laughing at his retarded moniker. So in 2011, he adopted the new stage name "2 Chainz" in order to be more [[LOLWUT|"family friendly"]]. Since then, he's collaborated with wonderous [[retard|wordsmiths]] such as [[yolo|Drake]] (Not from that [[shit|funny]] Nickelodeon show, the other one), [[Kanye]], [[Nicki_Minaj|Nicki Minaj]], Lil Ihaven'thitpubertyyetANE, hell, even [[Justin_Bieber|that female Canuck]] that nobody likes! '''[[faggot|He's even appeared as a guest star on]] [[iCarly]]!''' | |||
== | |||
{{Quote|Me and [[Irony|smart niggas]], we don't get along.| 2 Chainz}} | |||
== Subjects he raps about == | |||
Typical nigger stuff like: | |||
* His obvious ''2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz'' | |||
* [[Money]] | |||
* Girls (Although he's probably a [[fag]] considering the notable lyric "Shawty got some real good P'nuss(Sounds like [[Penis|Penis]])" from the song "Crack".) | |||
* Drugs | |||
* [[Watermelon]] | |||
* Having nothing to rap about, as he's just run out of drugs | |||
* Lamenting the loss of another [[KFC|fried chikkun joint]] going out of business | |||
== Why YOU should listen to him == | |||
*His [[No|innovative flow]] | |||
*The [[Nothing|plethora]] of various subjects he raps about (See "[[2_Chainz#Subjects_he_raps_about|Subjects he raps about]]") | |||
*[[Lie|His single lines of poetic elegance that evidently display his mastery of the English language]]: | |||
{{Quote|I be going dumb, I be going retard(Truuuuuu).| 2 Chainz}} | |||
*[[newfag|You can't triforce]] | |||
*For a cheap laugh | |||
*To fap to because you're a fucking [[loser|loser]] | |||
*To [[troll|troll]] his fanbase ([[2_Chainz#Fanbase|See below]]) | |||
*So you can pretend to be cool in front of all your friends at swing choir | |||
== Fanbase == | |||
<Center>{{Frame|[[File:Chart.png|Truuuuuuuuuu]]|background=white|border=black}}</center> | <Center>{{Frame|[[File:Chart.png|Truuuuuuuuuu]]|background=white|border=black}}</center> | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|twochainztv}} | ||
* {{twitter|2Chainz|@2Chainz}} | * {{twitter|2Chainz|@2Chainz}} | ||
* {{facebook|2Chainz}} | * {{facebook|2Chainz}} | ||
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*[[Lil B]] | *[[Lil B]] | ||
*[[Lil Wayne]] | |||
*[[OFWGKTA]] | *[[OFWGKTA]] | ||
*[[Nicki Minaj]] | |||
*[[Nigger]] | |||
*[[Rap]] | |||
{{Rap}} | |||
{{Music}} | {{Music}} | ||
{{niggers}} | {{niggers}} | ||
Latest revision as of 01:08, 13 January 2023
2 Chainz (Powerword: Tauheed Epps) is a rapper from Georgia with an almost-Jewish obsession for gold, and likes to rhyme "booty" with "booty" in what some argue is an attempt to create music with mass appeal. Chainz shuns overtly complex lyrical structure and rhyme-schemes in a manner similar to 'base-rap', only with less thought.
Originally known as "Tity Boi", he slowly realized that most of his fans and critics were actually laughing at his retarded moniker. So in 2011, he adopted the new stage name "2 Chainz" in order to be more "family friendly". Since then, he's collaborated with wonderous wordsmiths such as Drake (Not from that funny Nickelodeon show, the other one), Kanye, Nicki Minaj, Lil Ihaven'thitpubertyyetANE, hell, even that female Canuck that nobody likes! He's even appeared as a guest star on iCarly!
— 2 Chainz | ||
Subjects he raps about
Typical nigger stuff like:
- His obvious 2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz
- Money
- Girls (Although he's probably a fag considering the notable lyric "Shawty got some real good P'nuss(Sounds like Penis)" from the song "Crack".)
- Drugs
- Watermelon
- Having nothing to rap about, as he's just run out of drugs
- Lamenting the loss of another fried chikkun joint going out of business
Why YOU should listen to him
- His innovative flow
- The plethora of various subjects he raps about (See "Subjects he raps about")
— 2 Chainz | ||
- For a cheap laugh
- To fap to because you're a fucking loser
- So you can pretend to be cool in front of all your friends at swing choir
Fanbase
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External links
See also
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2 Chainz is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
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2 Chainz is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻
