John Katehis

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"SATANIST KILLS PEDO VIA CRAIGSLIST"

John Katehis is a future an hero/IRL pedophile-hunter who took the internet too seriously and brutally murdered a famous radio personality for $60 dollars and a bump of cocaine. He is also notable for taking Craigslist to the extreme and his worship of Satan.

On March 22, 2009, Katehis victim George Weber (a famous radio broadcaster) was found dead in his Brooklyn apartment after his bosses became concerned that he hadn't shown up for his daily ass pounding in two days. The police entered Weber's apartment and discovered his hands and feet bound, a massive 10 inch dildo shoved up his ass and that he was stabbed multiple times in the neck, his throat was slashed, a subsequent amount of cum dripping from his mouth and his apartment ransacked. It is argued that John Katehis answered Weber's Craigslist ad for a partner in rough sex, and that cocaine was taken during the incident.


   
 
If you disrespect me then I will fucking break your neck
 

 
 

—WOO-HAH, John Katehis got you all in check

   
 
Perhaps you've heard, I'm no longer on WABC Radio in New York.
 

 
 

—georgeweber.net

Internet History

Katehis victim; famous WABC newsman George Weber. btw George liked to fuck young kids. According to Weber's family "a truly caring person who loved and was loved by all he met"

Teen Admits Newsman Murder


Neighbors react to the revealing Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn slaying of newsman George Weber.

George Weber

Trivia

Showing you all online
  • Used the name greeksatan92 on Vampirefreaks. [1]
  • Katehis has a AIM account "johnkatehis92".
  • Was suspended on YouTube using an account called "CrazyJohn92".
  • According to his profiles music he likes consists of "Heavy Metal, and Hard Rock along with some Oldies, Soft Rock, Psy Trance, Techno, Psychedelic, Ambient, Gothic, Alternative, and Punk".
  • John's hobbies include "Buying swords, playing video games, fighting, and sex".
  • George Weber's family released a statement saying George was "a truly caring person who loved and was loved by all he met".

Quotes

   
 
My name is John, I am sixteen years of age and live in Queens, New York. I enjoy long conversations, drinking, bike riding, hanging out, roof hopping, hanging off trains, any type of Parkour exercise, Extreme Violence (chaos, Anarchy, ect..) Video Games, Violent Movies and listening to my ipod. I am a very easy person to talk to. I like to do crazy and wild things.im like an adrenaline junkie, I'm always looking for a big thrill, I'm a big risk taker and like to live life on the edge.I am an Extremist, an Anarchist,and a Sadomasochist. As long as you show respect for me i will show respect for you, if you disrespect me, then i will loving break your neck.
 

 
 

—John Katehis on being John Katehis

   
 
Some people call me an adrenaline junkie, I'm a big risk taker and like to live life on the edge. I am an Extremist, an Anarchist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a Sadomasochist. I don't take shit from anybody, so if your looking for problems, fuck off!
 

 
 

—John

   
 
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life pedos who spend every second of their day looking online for boys to molest. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any underage ass? I mean, I guess it's fun fapping to shota because you're too big a looser to even get a piece of ass, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to shota pictures on 12chan.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was arrested for luring a news reporter into a trap via craigslist, and cut his ass bad. What games do you play, other than "jack off to badly drawn shota"? I also have awesome profiles on craigslist and vampirefreaks, and have a banging hot pedo (He just bled on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. If you disrespect me, then i will fucking break your neck. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: it's my victim.
 


 
 

—John


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