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'''2012''' was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else. This was the last year where you can use the word nigger in public and not have people get offended. After the Mayan Apocalypse, the old age of Western traditions like Freedom of Speech ended and a new wave of degeneracy of brought by the Black Lives Matter movement that would later emerge in 2013 would further increase the giant sphere of influence that SJWs already had.
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2011|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
==Dramatica Events from 2012==
 
===January===
 
[[File:Close_curtains,_thwart_snipers.jpg|right|185px]]
 
*[[Katawa Shoujo]] is released, [[a/|/a/]] proceeds to cream itself
:"Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
*[[Francesco Schettino|Captain sunk ship and killed at least 25 people]]
:He did it [[for the lulz]].
*Known Autist [[Pickbothmanlol]] discovered to be [[TOW]] user Fluttershy
:Much drama results in a new era of [[GNAA]] trolling of Wikipedia
*Brony fanfic site [[fimfiction.net]] compromised by Gayniggers
:[[:File:Fimfictiontwitter.png|YOU DAMN HACKERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN MY WEEKEND DON'T YOU]]
*Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
*The [[SOPA]] blackout on January 18, 2012
*The [[FBI]] shut down [[Megaupload]] a day later.
{{clear}}
 
===February===
 
*[[Daniel Brandt]] loses the game
*[[Trayvon Martin|Some nigger]] got shot and every nigger in America spent the next several months chimping out.
*[[moot]] caves and adds a [[mlp/|pony board]] to [[4chan]]
*IrcHighway forced offline by the [[NCF]]
:Weeaboos return to [[Rizon]]
*''[[Kony 2012]]'' is released. Joseph Kony remains free.
 
===March===
 
[[File:Jason russell masturbated on cars before it was cool.jpg|right|185px]]
 
*Kony 2012 gets big from [[faggot|dipshit]] [[hipsters]] who think they're saving the world.
* [[Eddsworld|Edd Gould]] dies from cancer, leaving his [[Tomska|online friend]] to make a '''"legacy"'''
*Ermahgerd happens. EDiots don't care, and make [[Mershed Perderder]] instead
*[[Rubén Puig Lecegui|Shit goes down]] at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships by some [[Spain|Spanish]] nobody.
*ED trolls expose an [[beefrave|out of work chubby chaser /b/tard]] from [[EDF 2]]
:DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL
{{clear}}
 
===April===
 
*European faggots get mad at the encyclopediadramatica.ch contact registry and the domain is frozen, thus the birth of encyclopediadramatica.rs
*[[Sir Billi|The hotly anticipated cinematic event of the year premieres at the 15th annual Sonoma International Film Festival.]]
:At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of [[Scotland]].
*[[th3j35t3r]] wages war on [[doxbin]] and countless script kiddies
:Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
*[[Barrett Brown]] acts like himself in response to above
:Similar outcome.
*[[Heidi Crowter|Potato girl]] discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
:YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
*Tupac rises from the dead
 
===May===
 
[[File:LUKA MAGNOTTA MUGSHOT.jpg|right|185px]]
 
*[[Qwyrxian]] (and associated [[sockpuppet]]s/[[meatpuppet]]s) effectively trolled and filled with gallons of the holy Gaynigger seed
*[[Luka Magnotta]] flees [[Canada]] after the release of [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]
 
===June===
 
*[[Hipcrime]] gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
:Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
*[[Ironholds]] named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
:He's also totally smooth with the ladies
*[[Luka Magnotta]] captured in Berlin
*[[Spoony]] goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow [[TGWTG]] colleagues.
*[[zee]] packets ED IRC
:rip [[lulznet]]
 
===July===
 
[[File:Spiderman on Batman shooting.jpg|200px|right]]
 
*[[Tsukihi|TsukihiNet]] blows up after months of IRL and OTI drama
* [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]]
:HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
* [[London Olympics]]
:DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
* [[GNAA]] trolls [[reddit]] and [[ubuntu]] nerds with [[Linux for Niggers]]
* [[Howard Stern]] trolls bronies
:Even he could do it
*[[Adalia Rose]] fan pages appear on Facebook
*[[Fae|The WMUK Chairperson]] is banned from TOW. Wikipedos retaliate by banning [[User:JuniusThaddeus|Junius]] for uploading Fae's kinky "free" images to ED
{{clear}}
 
===August===
 
[[File:Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed.jpg|thumb|London Olympics continues. ED is not impressed. :\]]
 
*ED releases some [[Broadside|srs business]]
:PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO [[Anonops|ANONOPS]]
*[[Wade Michael Page]] kills six [[Hindu|Sikhs]] cleverly disguised as terrorists, before killing himself
*Cecilia Jimenez restores [[Ecce Mono]] to its current glory
 
===September===
 
*[[Diego Grez]] implodes and emoquits from internet.
:ED goes in hard, no lube.
*[[Grumpy Cat]] makes his first appearance on [[reddit]]
 
===October===
 
[[File:Александр Пистолетов.gif|right|185px]]
 
* [[Aleksandr Pistoletov]] mesmerizes the Internet with his swinging dong.
* [[2012 Elections]] start.
: You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
 
*[[Amanda Todd]] wins a [[golden ipod]].
 
*Hurricane Sandy prompts [[SANDYLOOTCREW|#SANDYLOOTCREW]]
 
* [[Jimmy Savile]] Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.
 
===November===
 
[[Image:Dongforce_2012.png|185px|right]]
 
*[[2012 Elections]] take place
*[[Black Jesus]] wins elections; Great butthurt is [[Ron Paul|felt]] [[GOP|by]] [[Libertarians|many]].
*[[Dongforce]] compromises 2400 [[DeviantArt]] accounts
*[[Dennis Avner|Stalking Cat]] dies. Goodnight, sweet prince
*[[Black Friday]] results in a few deaths. [https://dailycaller.com/2012/11/24/black-friday-mayhem-apocalypse-death-zone-roundup-2-shot-1-gun-brandished-target-targeted/]
*[[Drawrawr]] gets pwned, marking the end of self-importance for its soi dissent CEO Josh Thomas.
{{clear}}
 
===December===
 
[[File:Lanza_kids_didnt_have_books_so_gave_them_magazines.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Memes - Grumpy Cat - The End Is Near.jpg|thumb|[[Meme combining]]]]
 
*World will end on [[December 21, 2012]]
:[[O RLY]]?
::[[No|YA RLY]]
*[[2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin]]
:Go get 'em, boys!
*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]]
:[[Adam Lanza]] goes for the [[high score]] on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming [[an hero]].
*[[Ty Ziegel]] dies on December 26, 2012. RIP<noinclude>
 
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This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see 2012 (disambiguation).

2012 was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else. This was the last year where you can use the word nigger in public and not have people get offended. After the Mayan Apocalypse, the old age of Western traditions like Freedom of Speech ended and a new wave of degeneracy of brought by the Black Lives Matter movement that would later emerge in 2013 would further increase the giant sphere of influence that SJWs already had.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2012

January

"Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
He did it for the lulz.
Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
YOU DAMN HACKERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN MY WEEKEND DON'T YOU
  • Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
  • The SOPA blackout on January 18, 2012
  • The FBI shut down Megaupload a day later.

February

Weeaboos return to Rizon
  • Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.

March

DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL

April

At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
Similar outcome.
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
  • Tupac rises from the dead

May

June

  • Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
  • Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
He's also totally smooth with the ladies
  • Luka Magnotta captured in Berlin
  • Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
  • zee packets ED IRC
rip lulznet

July

HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
Even he could do it

August

London Olympics continues. ED is not impressed. :\
PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS

September

ED goes in hard, no lube.

October

You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
  • Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.

November

December

Meme combining
O RLY?
YA RLY
Go get 'em, boys!
Adam Lanza goes for the high score on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming an hero.
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