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Oh lawd is dat sum fresh talk page?

Is this you as a child?...


- Mr.Jonzz 17:19, 8 February 2013 (EST)

Dear God...is that kid raping that poor cat? lol SWfan 17:26, 8 February 2013 (EST)
Neither party has any concept of 'consent' therefore there's no mens rea... - Mr.Jonzz 17:37, 8 February 2013 (EST)
lol SWfan 17:39, 8 February 2013 (EST)

hie

00:52, 9 February 2013 (EST)

ED Anthropological Study may i answer them too?

User:YanomamoCat expressed interest in doing a study on the ED community and an interview with you a few days ago and and I was wondering if I could respond to them as well. Since it was on your talk page that they asked, I thought I'd ask you first.-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:05, 9 February 2013 (EST)

It's no use, they're gone i believe. ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:38, 9 February 2013 (EST)
Hipcrime's gone, you mean? but they were like, one of the best sysops...  :( -- Talk to me|Contribs 16:50, 10 February 2013 (EST)
If you had viewed the plumbing log, Oblique, Mike, and Hip flushed their user pages for some reason. Probably because of the shitstorm I got caught in with LiteralKa, which was pretty funny now that I just found out that I got trolled. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:09, 10 February 2013 (EST)

you're back!!

wb!-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:28, 11 February 2013 (EST)

Why did you flush your page? ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:32, 11 February 2013 (EST)
I liked your user page :| ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:23, 11 February 2013 (EST)

RE:that student

haven't sent them anything yet, but I plan to. It does seem a bit suspiscious that they would post their full name on here; kinda wondering if they have another motive for doing a questionaire like getting personal info or something, but i do plan on taking their questionaire, unless they ask for any personal info...-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:36, 11 February 2013 (EST)

tried emailing them, but it says they never verified their email. I'm going to try asking on their talk page, but that means i will probably not answer as many questions as i would have by email.-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:42, 11 February 2013 (EST)
Nevermind, I unchecked "email me a copy" and it worked. Pretty sure I verified my email though. Hmm...-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:46, 11 February 2013 (EST)

If you have the time

If you're still here could you please ban the following faggots: A butthurt nigga, a Halo fag, spammer 1, spammer 2, spammer 3, spammer 4, some guy butthurt over Shaycarl, someone butthurt over Madrigalskylark and a butthurt KamptonLeader fag. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:38, 11 February 2013 (EST)

Thx :) ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:52, 12 February 2013 (EST)
Actually, TKN Bot's doing the job now that TKN's back. I hope your surgery goes well in April. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:58, 12 February 2013 (EST)
Ok, that's great. And glad to hear that you haven't ditch us yet. ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:07, 12 February 2013 (EST)
We still need you. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:36, 14 February 2013 (EST)
Yeah and also a great Vday too. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:44, 14 February 2013 (EST)
I'll be sure to banhammer any spam/vandal while you're away, my friend. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:45, 14 February 2013 (EST)
Why thank you very much. <3 ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:52, 14 February 2013 (EST)
Love your new sig! ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:03, 19 February 2013 (EST)
LOL. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:18, 19 February 2013 (EST)
But I highly doubt you'd use your 4th one since you dont have the email part. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:21, 19 February 2013 (EST)
Ye, its fixed. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:53, 19 February 2013 (EST)

I heard you're probably going to need surgery

First, glad to know you're still with us. Besides, of all the sysops who seem to have just left us, and I say this in all seriousness, I'd miss you the most.

Second, I hope, assuming you are well for surgery, that it goes well and that you make a full recovery, and that you can come back to being the lulzmeister we've all know and find awesome.

DarkLordTR 02:08, 12 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

I think rather well of Mike and Oblique myself, but part of the reason I'd miss you the most is because you've always tried to be helpful, put a lot of your personal time into ED, and despite any personal shit you've had to deal with, you haven't let most of it stop you from a life devoted to lulz and ED's spread of it, and speaking as someone who has edited on Wikipedia before, you've actually been more willing to help the newbies than they have.
Basically, don't sell yourself short, you're an awesome guy and I appreciate what you've done for ED, and I hope you get better soon. :)
DarkLordTR 09:25, 12 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

thought you'd like this

http://olduse.net/ -- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 15 February 2013 (EST)

No problem!!-- Talk to me|Contribs 17:33, 16 February 2013 (EST)

Comic Template?

  • I saw there was a template for comics in the archive of your talk page... Would you like to add it to the template list? If you to i'll add it to all the relevant articles.


By the way, good luck with your operation. I hope they can remove that third nipple. oddguy 11:14, 16 February 2013 (EST)

  • Never mind. We already did it. oddguy 15:16, 16 February 2013 (EST)

ip 67.159.36.24

he did it to you too? ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:42, 19 February 2013 (EST)

hhmmm i wonder who it is ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:53, 19 February 2013 (EST)
me niether. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:07, 19 February 2013 (EST)

<3

- Mr.Jonzz 06:40, 20 February 2013 (EST)

LOL!
- Mr.Jonzz 03:56, 21 February 2013 (EST)

LMAO! Wet kitty is wet! :D - Mr.Jonzz 11:00, 21 February 2013 (EST)
Boo discovered that she likes mayonnaise the other day after some slopped out of a chicken-burger onto a sofa-cushion and she hoovered it up... unfortunately for her I was drunk and forgot that I'd had a little chili sauce added; I dipped my finger into the burger itself and then offered it to her... the next five-minutes I was literally LMAO as she pulled some pretty fucking amazing faces. - Mr.Jonzz 11:42, 21 February 2013 (EST)

I gotta question

(User creation log); 15:31 . . ObtuseAngles (Talk | contribs | rape) A challenger appears!

Do you think he's Grace Saunders? I think he is. ••General Niggerson Page me. 10:57, 21 February 2013 (EST)

He probably ran off and found out that I found out it was him. Most likely, he won't be coming back using this one. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:22, 21 February 2013 (EST)
I don't think Zaiger has the time to check user them. Unless Saunders really does come over to edit his talk page, then surely, Zaiger will permaban him and his proxy if he's being too much of a faggot. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:29, 21 February 2013 (EST)
well then, lets put that to a test then. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:36, 21 February 2013 (EST)

Fresh Meat™

- Mr.Jonzz 02:01, 26 February 2013 (EST)


There's so much to <3 about this it's almost unreal.
- Mr.Jonzz 00:59, 27 February 2013 (EST)

Can't fap now... too busy laughing!

OH LAWD... http://diaperedemoboys.tumblr.com/ :D ObtuseAngles 02:02, 27 February 2013 (EST)

  • hi, i don't have a camera to take the n00dz u requested so ive drawn you a picture of my cock...

ObtuseAngles 20:50, 28 February 2013 (EST)

this is us irl

10:49, 27 February 2013 (EST)

My cat

:3
:3

Here :) ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 10:38, 1 March 2013 (EST)

That really isn't my cat. I don't own one, but my ex did and that cat liked me alot. Sorry, I really dont have a cat :(, btw, i hate fucking fire alrams. They fuck me over every time. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:47, 1 March 2013 (EST)

Top Cat (thought you might get a kick out of this)

Undisputed master of pissing Officer Dibble off.

Top Cat!
The most effectual Top Cat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.

Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Top Cat!
— Preceding unsigned comment added by DarkLordTR (talkcontribs)

Fuck, I forgot to add my sig.....surprised you didn't use the default unsigned template. Anyway, I wanted to post a picture of one of my actual cats, but my cats are outside cats that are barely around long enough to get a good picture anyway, so I settled for the above. Hope you enjoyed it.
DarkLordTR 20:37, 3 March 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Adequacy ¨German Lang¨

Adequacy.org is not shit and pasting a short text next to a link is more like Quoting or even Mirroring rather than Plagiarism. Will use proper quotes or only a link next time. --Neurogeezer 14:37, 4 March 2013 (EST)

re:

then a ban it is. ••General Niggerson Page me. 06:50, 9 March 2013 (EST)

oh, that ok then ••General Niggerson Page me. 06:53, 9 March 2013 (EST)
ima just leave it like that then until someone could prove us wrong. ••General Niggerson Page me. 06:55, 9 March 2013 (EST)
you're one too. you can unban him if you want. ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:02, 9 March 2013 (EST)
well, im giving him one last chance. if he fucks up this time, then i will throw out the hammer again, and this time, i wont let him edit his own talk page or send us butthurt shitmail to is. ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:10, 9 March 2013 (EST)
oh btw, np 4 the halp ;) ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:20, 9 March 2013 (EST)

irc?

I'm on past 3:30pm PST weekdays and usually in the middle of the day on weekends. hit me up. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 15:25, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Solar System article is ready

My article Solar System is ready to be moved to Solar System. I've lampooned the idiocy of the topic, proving that I've understood ED:101. — Bryan See 11:49, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Done. - Mr.Jonzz 12:39, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Mesmerism

I sat and watched it for a fair old time myself... :D - Mr.Jonzz 04:21, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

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- Mr.Jonzz 07:21, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

Hi, I wrote in the sandbox, seems to have gone through. Thanks for unblocking me! I'll be good. Kinda. -gretchen

im also a fucking moron, sorry if this is in the wrong place -gretchen

Las Pegasus Unicon

Found dox on their business, dunno if noteworthy/lulzworthy to use. ROR - Tark 12:32, 13 March 2013 (EDT)

  • Verified by Manta. Also did a business search and sniffed around. Seems the Manta info is all that can be found right now that is confirmable. As far as their personal info, might need to probe deeper for those. ROR - Tark
  • Also, the website for the Unicon suffered the Delete Fucking Everything disease. When you try to go to the site, it gives the generic message of This site does not exist within the LDAP database. Sounds like the Haas couple are in contention with LIAT and Megan for batshit crazy couple of 2013. ROR - Tark 12:49, 13 March 2013 (EDT)

My WoL page

Check out my sandboxed page which is here. I don't know where I'm lacking in lulz with it. I know it might be, but my eyes are burning like hell. Might need a different set of eyes to scope out more lulz. ROR - Tark 14:37, 13 March 2013 (EDT)

  • Same here, hip. I only found out about this lulz after one of my friends ran into Gerhard, who was yelling at him about "copying his vee-dios". And also, with ValisHD in the mix, just sayin'. On a subnote, updated Valis' page links. He's down to two channels, the one I put up and the cubex channel with the WoL peeps. ROR - Tark 00:45, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
  • Also... Does the group go under pedophilia since they have Valis in their ranks? ROR - Tark 00:53, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Cleaned up a few parts, good sir. Got it live now. Maybe others can add in more lulz later. If Promise/ValisHD comes in and tries to blank it and his new edits, I think I have done my job properly... ROR - Tark 16:32, 15 March 2013 (EDT)

that pic

Here's what I have so far:

I need to reposition her head, and use liquify to fatten - Talk to me|Contribs 19:10, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

The face is the wrong way around... :D - Mr.Jonzz 20:27, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
Because I am a rip-off artist...
Not happy with your face, it's a little fuzzy but I'm happy with Lady Madonna... :D

- Mr.Jonzz 19:27, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Glaad you like it... although as noted above I'm not 100% happy with your phizog (sexy as it is) I couldn't find a better pic... dunno where CRabbit got the one he used, I looked here and here. - Mr.Jonzz 20:31, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Will do, although my phone (where it's saved) seems to be fucked, the screen faded to white and stayed like that earlier... hopefully if it is kaput then my contacts will be saved to the memory-card It's working again, yay!. - Mr.Jonzz 21:46, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
I lol'd... and fapped. :D - Mr.Jonzz 12:12, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

TroLOLOLMFAO

In this discussion I recommendation TroLOLOLMFAO delete that template. Nothing links to there and he had created it.Schnookums

it was the Sandy Hook article that caused their ban. -hipcrime 11:30, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
When I saw that you had to undo TroLOLOLMFAO's Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre edit... Well I hope that TroLOLOLMFAO just made an innocent mistake. Just wanted to make sure you knew about the template so it didn't look like he went on a blanking spree. Schnookums 11:39, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
yeah i went through his other contribs and figured it was a mistake and reduced his block to 1 second. ;D -hipcrime 11:41, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

Samglover25 b& request

May I please get a b& on isle 5? Schnookums 17:20, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

Sandy hook

I only was trying to fix the page since some users were making unfunny edits which not only contradicted some other stuff in the article, but even seemed to support some shit that media says and even made the article look a shit ton like Uncyclopedia which would lead it to having that 13 template there or something. So I re-added the improvements and shit. Those edits I restored were allowed. I wanted the article to look normal again and like this site, not something on Uncyclopedia.

TroLOLOLMFAO 18:50, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

It's not a big deal I thought it was funny. Hopefully in retrospect you will as well. We all make mistakes. My favorite is forgetting my signature. And at least you were doing something useful when the mistake was madeSchnookums 18:56, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

bannstar

Why did you place Template:bannstar on my userpage? Just wondering.... -- Talk to me|Contribs 00:15, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Yes, but exactly does the template mean? Am I in danger of getting banned??-- Talk to me|Contribs 15:24, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Oh, OK. -- Talk to me|Contribs 15:55, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Mintycloud

Go take a ready of the two sentence and unfunny article contained here. I'll put the crap template up, just in case. ROR - Tark 05:00, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

I agree. Looks like he's started on it. I'll probably work on it a bit, though. Not to get it completely flushed down without a fight. Frat boys are funny, but we have standards. :D ROR - Tark 05:27, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
I tagged it with {{crap}} as a reminder for me to work on it. And to let other EDiots to know to work on it, too. It could be a lollercoaster with the right material and pix plz. ROR - Tark 05:34, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

I saw what you did there

Should we do it? ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:15, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

I should 've kicked him off earlier. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:24, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
just noticed you reverted some of that bullshit as well, whatever hes doing to the templates confuses the hell out of me and kind of kills the experience of simplicity here. i get the whole category thing that hes doing but everything else leaves the old "whats the point in complicating an intentionally simple template?"...some templates should be left alone imo. my two cents... - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 16:44, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
I think that User:BDSee is actually a sockpuppet of Bambifan101. Shit posting, and copying stuff from TOW. Talk to me|Contribs 17:47, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
yea i was wondering why he was doing that as well, even though i have no idea about it being a sock of bambifan. he literally copies templates over from wikipedia, abuses memes in the confusing "documentation" setup he uses, and doesnt even fix the red links (some of which he creates). and on top of all of this, hes "too busy to fix it" - LOL - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 20:19, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

RE:OpRollRedRoll

I have to admit hip I've been lacking a lot of enthusiasm for writing on ED recently, also I've been pretty swamped with various things irl... But i'll definitely try and get round to sprucing up that article, especially cos u asked so nicely. Elvis 14:07, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

For J00

Micro Nyan Cat Icon:

--Onideus 16:26, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

That pic again

-- Talk to me|Contribs 20:02, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

lol :D The face is still the wrong way 'round though... :D - Mr.Jonzz 20:33, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Are you sure? I used Puppet Warp and other tools in Photoshop...The hair was placed seperatly and I do think I may have gotten the top of the hair on a bit sideways...-- Talk to me|Contribs 18:16, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

Bannstar

Much obliged, sensei. I'm sure we'll have the fraternities coming after us like bros soon. ROR - Tark 20:35, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Donna Simpson

I'm gonna try to rewrite that crapfest. I think I had less hazards finding gay pictures than whale pictures, though. Anything redlinked, I just need to replace, right? ROR - Tark 15:27, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

Alright, gonna go and man the harpoons. Also, I put up the {{banplz}} on KingKane's page. I thought he was blanking for no reason. So, my bad on that one. I also wondered about the dox, if they're usually stored elsewhere or something. Meh, who knows. ROR - Tark 15:49, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
I figured as such. I'll get to improving Donna (although, there's not much I can do with her, short of a shitton of lipo.) ROR - Tark 15:57, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
Thank you very much. I figured giving the hambeast a proper page would help her "sales" out. It's got a ton more fat involved. ROR - Tark 21:07, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

re: image

Least I could do. Considering our fav'rite nigras about to meet the Booty Warrior pretty soon. ROR - Tark 22:17, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Mike the Great

He's not coming back any time soon is he? ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:01, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

What does that have to do with him and the 500 errors? ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 23:10, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Walter T. Madison

This is the lawyer that is counsel for Ma'lik Richmond in the Stubenville case. In fact, lemme send you a story link about him and the coach. Story about Reno Saccoccia here, and look further in the article and you'll see a quote by Walter T. Madison...


   
 
Plans for an appeal: Richmond's lawyer Walter Madison (standing in court) revealed to the MailOnline 'we have the right to appeal'
 

 
 

Which begs the question, does Uncle Tom Madison here get his own section in this as a part of OpRollRedRoll as a player, or should he get his own page? ROR - Tark 18:06, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Reno might be a bit harder to pull info on, unless KnightSec pulled stuff on him. Ma'lik's lawyer, Walter Madison, though... He's an attention whore of the highest order. I think both would start as sections. I honestly think Walter would grow into his own page eventually, if he lulzcows himself with an appeal. Reno Saccoccia, though, might be a tougher nut to crack. It seems he's deleted fucking everything as fast as he could. ROR - Tark 19:35, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
Oh yeah, Reno seems to be the "untouchable" type coach. And with the football is king culture they have. I think if we wanted to add the major players, it would go as such, to be smart. Rape Crew, Coach Reno Saccoccia, and Walter T. Madison. That's a total of 4 wiggers, 2 niggers and a wop. All we need is a chink and we have the world's most racially diverse offensive porno. Holy shit, OpRollRedRoll opened up a huge can of worms that won't be shut even after AotN time is over. I have a good feeling it'll come up as one again with the appeal that may happen.ROR - Tark 19:44, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
How long before enemies of the lulz come down upon it, I wonder. You know they're all paranoid now with Anonymous pulling down the mighty Mjolnir upon them? ROR - Tark 19:49, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

I guess this is what makes ED relevant, then in the long run. It's bigger than any of us, and shit like this is going to make sure the lulz we broadcast never leave. ROR - Tark 19:59, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Safwwefe

I've wrote an article about a juvenile from Canada who has involved in a long history of Wikipedia faggotry that led to graphic death threats against Barack Obama in June 2009 and a resulting ban with authorities notified, which many editors think as hilarious. This is quite interesting because this user denies his faggotry that he have NO serious intentions when did the serious thing. Consider moving that page. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 10:49, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

OpRollRedRoll Update

Found moar info and sites and moar lawlyers. Also the reporter that was apologizing for the boys was Poppy Harlow, I've got her twitter up on the external links. Found websites for Ma'lik and Trent's lawlyers. Michael also has a lawlyer as he's afraid of other happenings. I also put in cast of characters about Michael having to "drop out" of college due to Gorilla Warfare. He had Anons looking for him on campus. The university says he was expelled due to his moral character. And I did not reveal Prinnie's or Jane Doe's. I'll probably go back after I find Prinnie's name. Jane Doe, however, I think she should stay anon here. I think this is all the info we may have until Walter T. Madison clogs up the system with an appeal (and a toilet at the KFC near the courthouse) for Ma'lik due to "his brain not being fully developed." ROR - Tark 14:26, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Odds on Walter being paid by Ma'lik's father in KFC? ROR - Tark 15:14, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Oh lawdy, they be lovin' that KFC and watermelon! And another thought, you think OpRollRedRoll should have a legitimate tag under education as a "school". IE: have Stubenville High School as the name of the school and have it piped with OpRollRedRoll. ROR - Tark 15:24, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Added. I think Gray added in Sandy Hook and Frat boy recently. I also added in Chardon High in reference to TJ Lane. ROR - Tark 15:32, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Let's move to Connecticut.

Anon strikes again, Sensei. #OpRaider is the new Anon raid on rapists. Torrington, CT is the town of two nigra-spics raping 13 year old girls. And it's already in full roll, as you can see by the various twitters. I'll get as much info as I can, I might need others with information skills. I can dig through backlogs, but I'm not the worlds greatest at doxing/digging up crap. RoR - 20:58, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Are we becoming hiveminded? RoR - 21:05, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Yeah, but I'm sure we can find out penises without the assistance of a mirror and have seen sexual intercourse in the last decade. I'll get drafting on my Lunix antisocial text editor and see what stubby I can hash out. From there, we'll have to see if Anon can get us the info needed for maximum lulz. These two are 18 from what I see, so they get to meet Fleece Johnson aka Booty Warrior in this case. RoR - 21:12, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Working with disassemblyline on this one. Something's not adding up here. dis is getting info on when it started and what's going on. We'll sketch it up, but I'm figuring Monday or so is when we'll probably actually have something substantial. RoR 22:32, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

I agree. I almost wonder if we're going to reporting on a white knight massacre. And also, the people involved with any shaming got offline fast. Almost like they're afraid of a raid. RoR 22:37, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Deletion request

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File:U-18Chan Emopuppycx Butt.jpg
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File:U-18Chan Lies.jpg
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May I have the images above that I uploaded a while ago deleted? Since uploading them they've been edited and improved upon. Some images have been combined into a single image. This is for an upcoming article that I am working on. At the moment it's a rough draft, is unfunny and definitely incomplete. But that is being addressed a bit each day. Appreciated, Schnookums 09:29, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

Thank you! Now if image upload would work. Schnookums 09:45, 24 March 2013 (EDT)
Looks like I'll have to try again later. In here is a preview anyways :D http://anony.ws/image/4ty Schnookums 09:49, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

yo

thanks for the welcome wagon. Puddles 06:14, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT DUDE

I just realized... u signed up for ED 2.0 on 4/20/2011... 420 day... dude... im drunk ily. ~Oblique 06:05, 25 March 2013 (EDT)

memories of yesterday seldom exist. ~Oblique 01:23, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

i don't thik the user you just b& was actually impersonating anyone..

check the history of their user page - https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Th3purifier&action=history -- Talk to me|Contribs 19:54, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: janitor

yw. Was just waiting for the hammer to fall :D reply 01:50, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

I'd just give them rope and see what they do with it as long as you're gonna be around later. Also if you feel it's appropriate please review User_talk:Hollydonouts. Personally I don't care about their nude pic but the Editor in me says it's not being removed without admin approval reply 01:58, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

I'm onto you

>implying you didn't know

Uploadin cuz the Lord and Master needs some recognition, yo. Also pic is fuckawesome. VX BREATHE DEEP 02:21, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

that was made by Challenger. :) -hipcrime 02:26, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

Port Weld and Taiping railway stations

Okay, I've done two articles today, the Port Weld and Taiping railway stations. The Port Weld railway station is much interesting because there is a KTM signboard remain intact while the platforms became roads and the station itself became a Chinese shop, and many people think this is still a railway station which serves passenger and cargo freight. I'm glad to have my articles to be moved to Port Weld railway station and Taiping railway station articles and ready for prime time.

38 (or more) Malaysian train stations to go. Then, I'll clean up the IRL article, and others. Regards. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 15:13, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

   
 
a KTM signboard remain intact while the platforms became roads and the station itself became a Chinese shop
 

 
 

— Lovely stuff. - Mr.Jonzz 15:45, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

fgt (:

~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 16:36, 30 March 2013 (EDT)



{{clear}} reply 12:38, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

'eLLO thare, Hipcrime!

Long time no see. What up nigga? ;) Miss you a lot! --Suki 12:32, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

Uh yeah, about Mike...

Sadly, I don't think he's active on ED anymore. And no, he is not my IRL boyfriend either LOL.

I do wish Mike could come back, though. ED just ain't the same without him! Do you or any of the other admins know his e-mail address to contact him or something?

--Suki 14:18, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: aotn

Thanks. I've been taking a liking to VOTN, POTN and now AOTN. If possible I am gonna avoid double features. Once in a while I will create a new article but janitor stuff is what I like doing. Just need more user suggestions because I want the community involved. Is there anyway we could move QOTN Suggestions away from TJC and to the appropriate discussion page? Appreciated, reply 21:10, 3 April 2013 (EDT)

Maybe we could use MediaWiki's API to make it easier: Click here to suggest a Quote of the Now reply 21:45, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
ty for pointing me to Social Justice. I'll get it ready tomorrow. Older stuff I prefer to run for a day. This is recent and created by users/editors who are active so 2 days I feel is appropriate. Regards, reply 02:22, 4 April 2013 (EDT) P.S. Please feel free to drop suggestions anytime. If I don't have anything I click random page until I find something that looks good.
GNA and Special:NewPages are great suggestions. I added them to my Daily tasks. Also will get in the habit of searching for crap/abandoned articles over a month old in the main space and {{baleetplz|arg}}. Now I must rest! Thanks again for the tips reply 02:45, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

hey

I wanna be an EDitor o.o talk to me about this Puddles 15:22, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

April 15th

Good idea. I resorted to plagiarism (someone else might do better) and will fill in the blanks when April 13th approaches reply 19:55, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Appreciated. Interacting with new members helps to keep the community growing. One thing we need to make sure is that anyone who regularly contributes to ED sets up a host mask if they use IRC. I do my best to catch this. Enemies of the lulz are probably not above going after someone at the bottom of the totem pole to rack up some collateral damage reply 20:40, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
image reply 20:58, 4 April 2013 (EDT) PS nice birthday nyan cat

RE: Templates

LOL! And I just added a deathnotice to Template:Reflist. It would be nice if BDSee would actually learn what ED is about before fucking shit up. Those templates are copypasta straight from TOW and totally worthless to ED. Can we just delete them? Heck I have templates I want to make (from scratch) but I don't. Instead of making new templates his focus should be adding or improving existing content reply 16:10, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

The balance part I understand. Which is why I've toned it down on new articles being placed in the wild. In all fairness templates should be for those who know ED inside and out. If anything I'm going to move his stuff out of Category:Templates. Maybe I'll assign them to a new category like WikipediaCopypasta reply 16:35, 5 April 2013 (EDT)
Tell me that BDSee didn't link to his Twitter on his user page. And that from there I wouldn't be able to locate his linked in profile. Cause I love to collect dox and I just found a goldmine! Hopefully I am mistaken reply 01:23, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
Yeah, I considered that. Still I like to play detective. I finally looked at the templates section and what a mess. Some of the categories he added are extremely vague. So I finally sat down and <nowiki> or <pre> everything from Wikipedia. If BDSee decides to BAWW at me then he's welcome to be entertaining. Later I am going to add some templates but for stuff we can actually use. Like AIM, Yahoo, etc... However before I arbitrarily add stuff I am going to ask permission first. For the record the name BDSee is apparently named after a railways. Go figure. Regards, reply 02:31, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

IRL nude pic

This is a nude picture of me IRLSchnookums   11:15, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

Maintenance Category/Template Suggestion

User:Schnookums/Maintenance Template Suggestion Shit Nobody Cares About Sometimes I review this category and it feels like 90% of items there are abandoned shitty attack articles. We could make it easy for users to locate interesting articles that need help while avoiding shit nobody cares about. Obviously, I'm aware of Bad New Articles but I'm thinking of something more long term.

Could I create the proposed category/template and apply it to 25 appropriate articles. The template would have a parameter for us to provide additional information. For now I won't remove any existing maintenance templates. After that we can evaluate if this would is a good idea or not and if it will be practical. If it is then I can go back and remove the other maintenance templates.

The desired goal is to make it easy for a user to locate a stub that appeals to them while avoiding all the crap.

Regards, Schnookums   11:31, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

My idea is that abandoned shitty attack articles shouldn't clog up our maintenance categories forever. Most don't need a death notice but they are still unfunny. We could fix them up but we got better stuff to do. For example, improving articles about memes, social networks, chans, lulz, companies, fratboys and stuff people want to read about. Basically articles about a person nobody cares about should be assigned to a maintenance category of their own. Would it be alright if I started with 25 so you can see what I mean? I won't remove the other maintenance templates without permission. Schnookums   19:23, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
Here is a [[:Category:Nobody_Cares|sample]] of the kind of articles I had in mind. Low traffic stuff that nobody cares about. Not even worthy of Scruffy the janitor. A death notice is most likely unwarranted but this junk shouldn't clog the maintenance categories forever. It needs a "yes we know it doesn't meet ED standards but we have better things to do" category. If you're still not feeling this then I am going to move on and continue with my normal janitor duties. Either way, I appreciate you hearing me out. Sincerely, Schnookums   21:05, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
Keep in mind I don't want to delete these articles. All I want is to have them removed from the standard maintenance categories. Instead articles we to keep but are not worth salvaging should be placed into a separate category. Schnookums   21:22, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

WB, FAGGET!

You said that you were going to be off the internetz until today, rite? Glad that you have returned. This entire site sucks without you.

--Suki 14:31, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

RE: WB, FAGGET!

Oh lawdies, tell me about it. I know all about boyfriends and mommy drama; I can tell you that much. It does suck lots sometimes. I hope things work out for you sooner or later. Hang in there...


And like you, I do log into ED whenever and wherever to get my daily dose of lulz. Regardless of how fucking shitty that I think my life is and how down and out I feel, going on ED always makes my day!


Again, please hang in there and take good care of yourself.

--Suki 15:36, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

BirthdAEy Spermz 4 U • ~o ~o ~o

<3 06:15, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

Is that you?

Suddenly I feel gay. Are you single? Schnookums 01:03, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

RE: LOL. Also I just came Schnookums 01:16, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

the double posting

I remember I clicked and tap once every time i post. But I don't recall posting two sections with the touch of a button. Both my phone and my computer have been doing this to me. I suspect that it was TKN messing with my monobook again, but that's not the case. IZ I HAXED BY KITTIES? ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:03, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

  • Scratch that, it's probably my google chrome messing with me. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:09, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

Untitled section

I was trying to read up on "editing an article" how to move a page to rename it. I guess I'm not smart enough to figure it out myself, so if you could move this https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Creating_an_article&rcid=552157 page to title "Johnathan Boss: WHITEGLIN" that would be nice.

Kthnx. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Vyktor (talkcontribs)

I saw what you did

Good job with being awesome! I award you with a catgirl!


Equivamptalk 02:26, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

RE Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/April 24, 2013

If you find something better my feelings won't be hurt :) Nothing was set so I looked in my toolbox. From what I understand TJC is where QOTN suggestions go. Honestly I wish we had a dedicated QOTN suggestion page like we do The Moar You Know, VOTN, POTN and AOTN. ATM I don't remember when but I know that idea was shot down 16:45, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Not sure exactly what a wiki diff is. Google wasn't help much. The quote is also found here.
WARNING: PROCEED WITH CAUTION! USE A VPN AND A PROXY OR TWO
17:43, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

re:

YOU DO?! Pics! Also, my cat had kittens. Four of them. Equivamptalk 18:08, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Here's a picture of one of the kittens (mine, not named yet) Equivamptalk 22:40, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

WORDS

aush0k is news worthy words words words - phobos

<3 - phobos

Does that work? - phobos
We lost one of our own but the media is probably refreshing intensely to make their story. It's weird but lol AOTN is a p good situation for this. Thanx hipcrime - phobos
: )

You caught me at a good time

You see, I just watched 2/3 Boku no Picos last night. I'm in THAT mood. 05:04, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

Furfaggotry Portal

May I replace the old portal with a new one? The major improvement is I sorted the generic furry articles from the interesting one. If you see the discussion page I had assistance from others. While reviewing the 650 or so articles I collected interesting pictures and videos and placed them here. Now the portal doesn't have to have the same content all the time. Don't worry I will continue to maintain this portal. However I want to bring closure to this project so I can work something else. ANYTHING ELSE! 20:28, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

When Animals Attack!

ROOAAAAAAR! • • Mr.Jonzz 09:30, 1 May 2013 (EDT)


RE: Avatar Gay Drama

... 19:42, 1 May 2013 (EDT)