Patachu
Question: What do you get when you cross Chris Chan, Dragoneer and a 4chan shitposter? You get an extremely unhealthy dose of cancer, and this guy.
Patachu, also known as パタチュー and PATACHU666#LULZISTwQI, is a notorious french nationalist sympathizer, and he is what one could accurately describe as Bizarro Dragoneer. Like Dragoneer, his main OC is a cwc style sonichu ripoff, only between pikachu and patamon, resulting in a creepy, impish digimon-looking hybrid hellspawn. But instead of following the standardized trend of being a nihilistic angsty teen fapping to gay cartoon porn, he appears to be one of the boys and shitposts with the best of them, taking his schemes to the point where he risks a professional career for shitpostings sake. To give credit where it's due, the lulz he's generated over the years has been nothing short of entertaining, and he doesn't show any signs of stopping this trend even today.
BUT - this is still a furry we're talking about, so into the trash it goes.
Origins and Purpose
Patachu originates from a hentai-related Ezboard. A French 20yo female tartlet cartoonist and a japanese mangaka both eventually claimed ownership of said character, until one day some furry drew porn of it and as a result introduced a new fetish to the furry fandom: cuntboys. Patachu was originally asexual though, so it was bound to happen.
Aside from this he is also an accomplished graphic designer, and when he's not busy shitposting or making guro, he actually makes some legitimately decent looking stuff. He was also one of those people that had high ambitions for redesigning FA back when that was a thing (see gallery).
Active Principles
Patachu is a 13yo, intersex mudjahedin mokvwap d-reaper warrior, and doesn't afraid of anything. Though he has assimilated with furries and weeaboos, Patachu hates them with a passion, explaining his motives behind spending so much time trolling them on the Internet. He is also prone to endless debates, gathering rage, getting banned, and invoking the holy powers of drama in a miserable attempt to extract some tears of potential lulz.
Patachu also posts frequently on 4chan's /g/, /k/ and /r9k/ boards, and usually illustrates his posts with cute MS Paint drawings. Sometimes he eventually derails the thread with logical fallacies, raid suggestions, and loli hentai. He may also be spotted on various other imageboards, but there's bad news if you're a fan of this guy: Patachu's MPD is explained by the fact there's more than one person posting as **Patachu#LULZISTwQI**, now you know why he often gets banned for posting furry porn on a clean board, yet still posting and mocking mods for "not banning him hard enough". He even released a complete page of tripcodes including his own.
Accomplishments
Nobody likes a good dumpster fire more than Anonymous, but Patachu is no stranger to starting shit to generate lulz either, something he has become quite notorious for in the furry community over the years. His bouts of internet arson range from non-achievements to HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLOUTE MADMAN.
Wildwulf
(aka Brandon Vongthongthrip), a notorious zoophile, posted a message on Patachu's shoutbox saying "Zoophilia for the win". Patachu raged, then made public Wildwulf's identity and all he could find about him, including the most embarasing photos on both lulz.net and 4chan's /b/. Bestiality being against the law where Wildwulf resides, Wildwulf ended up in prison. Anonymous raved and Patachu fapped to his lawful accomplishment. However, rumors say that the whole event was in fact orchestrated by a crew of trolls; as Wildwulf being already charged for domestic abuse.
Trolling Furries
Getting permabanned on FurAffinity for drawing the site's owner and notorious douchebag Dragoneer, beheaded by another douchebag, Allan. Drawing the said thing not being against the site's Terms of Submission, he could get away with it, but Patachu successfully angered Dragoneer, discovering it at his Anthrocon desk. He banned Patachu like the fist of an angry god. Fursonas are srs bsns on Furaffinity!
Trolls trolling trolls
Getting banned from lulz.net for flooding the board with guro without a proxy, being french and surrendering IRL, the only thing he can do to compensate is to flood random boards the said way every time there's something he dislike.
Victoria's Secret
With the help of many furfags and weeaboos from /r9k/ and proxies to vote up, Patachu managed to enter into some Victoria's Secret contest, despite being a drawing.
Art!
Mastering mspaint, all the rest you could find about Patachu is either fanart or Jew by some greedy Tartlet.
Digimon Activism
Trolling 4Chan's new /vp/ board by spamming Furry shit everywhere, essentially Renamon raping a poor pikachu.
Gallery
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Rule#34 is mandatory -
Fact: Killing niggers is a start to redeem yourself for being a furry. All you need now is a Mac Tonight. -
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LULZ
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Trolling in action. -
That feel when this looked objectively better than what FA users eventually got -
Me too I can be a gangsta!
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Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website
External Links
patachu- Patachu's homepage
- someone found useful to make this.
- PataChan, Patachu's drawing archive.
- AIM:PATACHU666
- パタチュー, weeaboo to the max.
- E621.net search for Patachu if you care to see his art and/or related spinoffs
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