Dimmuborgiress
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Dimmuborgiress is a yet another pseudo angry, grammar impaired bi faggoth user of Vampire Freaks. Like many wannabe goth girls, she believes she is sexy. She is wrong. Although she is not quite as ugly as Marilyn Manson, she is certainly more manly.
She also follows other gawth stereotypes by pretending to be bi and Satanic. One can only assume this is because her face is too torn for her to be picky, although there are a few other ugly faggoths that seem to be interested when she posts slutty pictures of herself.
If It's Rape, She's Not a Slut.
Despite Dimmuborgiress' claim of, "I won't fuck people I don't love so get a fucking life!!" she lists in all caps "SEX, BONDAGE, BEING DOMINATED, PLAY RAPE...DIRTY KINKY SEX" as things she likes on her Vampire Freaks profile where her default picture is a man with small tits wearing a fishnet shirt and skirt. This is actually her. She is obviously asking for it.Ironically, she says she dislikes "PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HOT WHEN THEY JUST LOOK A CUNT". On the bright side, her horrible tattoos are visible in this picture which may cause lulz since she also says she hates "SHIT TATTOOS". Did I mention she's bi?
Dimmuborgiress mentions that she dislikes "FLESH TUNNELS (THEY SMELL LIKE FUCK)", which one could only assume are vaginas. That makes perfect sense because she is bi. She is famous for getting super pissed when she found out a few members gave her a "1" rating and sending her friends to bomb them, which in turn got her banned.
Shit Music
Some of Dimmuborgiress's shit music tastes include Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Limp Bizkit, Dark Lotus (listed twice). Never has the world seen such a black metal "fan" who listens to this much wigger rock. She of course loves Dimmu Borgir. Although Dani Filth is her date according to some quiz on her Myspace, Dimmuborgiress says she really hates him on her Vampire Freaks profile. This is probably because he is more feminine than her. But she can't be that fem because she's bi, of course.
—Dimmuborgiress on how she's totally not a teenybopper | ||
Emo... Goth... Whatever. It's Whining.
While Dimmuborgiress may not actually be emo, she whines like one. This is lulzy considering she hates emos so much.
—Dimmuborgiress on saying she hates whining emos by whining | ||
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She also enjoys, "VAMPIRES", "BLOOD", and "BEING ACCEPTED". Go figure.
New Account
It seems the manly faggoth can't stop whining and whoring on VF, and has created another account since her Dimmuborgiress days. Her current account is named Dreaded-Jester. She's not changed much, and is now quite like the VF equivalent of devianTART's Snapesnogger. Mind you, at least Snapesnogger actually looks like a girl. Update: VF ACCOUNT BALEETED!! It probably became an hero.
STOP PRESS: It seems she didn't permaban herself from life after all. Yet another account created in all her moronic glory: Ringmaster Shade
Looks like the online presence of this one is gone now.
What ho! There seems to be another blasted page of this harlot's. Tally ho, what?
Now what happened to the other info that was here before the new account section was created?
Gallery
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Having no boobs doesn't help. -
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She hates shit tattoos. I hope she realizes that's the Halo of the Sun, and not a real Satanist/Wiccan symbol. The Halo of the Sun is the symbol for a Christian cult in Silent Hill... Irony? -
I see more hair than ink.
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Good morning, sweet heart! -
She claims a lot of people want to fuck her. -
No one would ever have guessed she owns one of these dresses. -
A screen shot of her old profile reveals she hates Asian girls that wear red lipstick. The truth is she hates Asians girls because they have bigger tits than her. -
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More man than you. -
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The body of a 12-year-old, the face of a hooker. Even her most flattering picture isn't doing much for that face.
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