User:OopsyGawrsh2/Kirkburn

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Kirkburn (AKA George) is a pretend Attorney at lol from England who is a self identified tech head at a teenage fan site for Fandom (formerly Wikia). A friend of VideoGamePhenom he was butthurt by the article and the publication of his address did selective blanking against the lulz and opposing satire.

He spends his time listening to ELO and Mike Snow as well as The Beatles and Bjork in secret, pretending he lives in Wee Britain, and fucks and rapes Cinderella, Rapunzel and Snow White. He also creates time warps to avoid being caught, before saving the galaxy from the safety of hyperspace alongside a Grim Reaper fleet.

He claims to have created transparent fonts for Microsoft Word and searches Netflix and the Star Wars Fanon Wiki while claiming to be called "Captain" (Wot?).

Attorney @ LOL

Kirkburn came to ED making legal threats and baleeting public information.

	“	The real truth is that the United States Privacy Act forbids any individual from smuggling any content of another person, such as photos or any sort of personal info. VGP was already given the Medal of Freedom by Trump due to its stellar contributions on YouTube, and it deserves a lot of credit for coming this far. Any site like this gathering any such personal info or photos is somewhat illegal.	„
	—USI

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