Keegan Salisbury/Enemies

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Due to Keegan Salisbury always making enemies wherever he goes, his full list of enemies can be found here.


Way before Keegan got outed as an abuser, he's always had enemies wherever he goes.

The Person Responsible for who he is today

  • Raiden/Midori - A 22-year-old awesome dude from the YTPMV\otoMADS community from Iowa and the person who exposed Keegan for his wrongdoings. Raiden took in his own hands to call out Keegan when he was exposed for abusing his ex-girlfriend, Kylie then making fun of her dead mom. If it wasn't for Midori, then Keegan would've gotten away with everything. Making Keegan's article super funny, Raiden isn't anywhere near having any sort of autism and is probably the highest functioning person in the article.

Ky's Hellhole

  • KyChan2K - An edgy autistic 21-year-old weeb and white devil from New Jersey who reeks of GOTIS and was a victim of this retard's victim card games and annoying sexual roleplays. She is just as bad as Keegan in her way and is about on the same level as Alex Mae Muholland, who is another mentally ill self-shipping faggot. Keegan's behaviour around her made her family turn against her thanks to this pansexual fat fuck's BAWWWWTISM depression episodes. At one point he has made threats to murder her 13-year-old step-sister and has also wanted her to do sexual things with him while her 4-year-old brother was still home on Discord VC. After dealing with one's bullshit for so long, they finally dumped each other. Kylie is also a self-shipper and waifuist, just like Keegan, with her husband being Mr. Bump, that blue bandaged thing from the Mr. Men Little Miss franchise, as well as Snap, the blue superhero chalk drawing thing from ChalkZone. She is also known for having infamously expressed her sexual desires towards both Snap and Mr. Bump, which has made other people uncomfortable. Just like Keegan, Kylie has also gone on a love quest earlier in 2021, following her failed relationship with some logofag known to most people as Tom Cat Productions/Tom's Video Stash (Powerword: Jack Winter). Despite Kylie being the main victim, some of Keegan's enemies from the logo community like Nancer, Wildcat, and Pantsmode seem to believe that she is also in the wrong. She also loves to do shitty Tupperbox roleplays involving characters calling other people niggers, which shows how desperate for attention Kylie is. She's also the owner of a Discord server known as "Ky's Hellhole", which is a Discord server limited to her close friends dedicated to drama, shitty RPs, blueberry inflation fuckery, depression episodes and autistic meltdowns that are arguably just as bad as Keegan's, if not worse. She has also confessed to hitting her stepsister so many times, which also shows how much of a hypocrite Ky is, having preached against Keegan hitting his parents. Her meltdowns are almost as destructive as Keegan's, earning her the nickname of "Kylie The Autist", just like how Keegan earned himself the nickname of "Keegan The Autist". Like how Keegan gets aroused by cats, Kylie also gets aroused by rabbits, however, despite how lulzy she is, this wouldn't necessarily paint her as a zoophile. Some of Ky's spergery can be found in the archives of Ky's Danger Zone, the same place where Keegan's spergery was found.
  • Garrett's Meming Crew - A group of online vigilantes and weens created by Garrett Simmers, a 20-year-old who used to be a troll in the good old days, but has since reedeemed himself. Their mission? To help control the pedo infestations of any nearby communities. They are currently dealing with Keegan the fat autistic piece of shit. Originally started as a revenge plan against the Closing Logos Wiki administration for banning them back in 2017 while they were The Raiding Crew, but since Rj kept destroying the group, they had no choice but to rename it to The Meming Crew. The group is now being used to save other communities from any alleged lolcows.
  • gary_p21115//*WaRnEr* - An edgy 16-year-old wannabe spic that was best friends with Keegan during the 2013-2014 era and also a long-time friend of his, who later turned against him after finding out of all the horrible things he's done. Used to have a hormonal crazy for Bluey much like how Keegan once had a hormonal crazy for BFDI. (UPDATE: He died on January 27, 2022, because his father shot him up alongside his mother and committed an hero, as of now he could have been a 19-year-old)

Other dumbfucks

  • JaxH_ (Powerword: Jax Hahn) - A fat, 22-year-old fucktarded pedophile from Detroit who enjoys jacking off to porn of Bluey and Puppycorn from Unikitty!, both of whom are underaged while being a hypocritical SJW that virtue-signals against dumb shit like Cryptocurrency, NFTs and Vaccines on his embarrassing Twitter. He likes jacking off together with Wildcat, Nancer, and LyricWest, who all hate Keegan and told him to not answer Keegan's recruitment letter for his LOLCOW ARMY.
  • Engelbash (Powerword: Logan Michael Swan) - This fucktard is a bratty, butthurt, blood-lusting, terminally autistic, homophobic, racist, retarded, vicious and mental sped with pedophilic and zoophilic tendencies who is obsessed with blowing bubblegum and making huge bubbles. He also loves disgusting snot bubbles like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron's one, bunnies such as the Pink Berets from Despicable Me, Peter Rabbit, Cottontail, the Rabbids from the Rayman franchise, Invader Zim, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Jimmy Neutron, My Life as a Teenage Robot and many more shitty TV series, mainly from Nickelodeon. He spends all day in his shitty Discord server tard-raging about shit no one cares about, having idiotic roleplays where he rps as users he hates and uses his "Geo Guy" and "Evil Larry" tuppers to spam the word "nigger" and use @everyone pings to annoy the hell out of everyone. He also likes making fun of 9/11, fapping to child porn all day, and generally being a sick fuck that is completely mental and retarded. This freak also has an army of goons that love spamming the shit out of others on multiple platforms or inviting them to troll group chats. During Keegan's involvement with the Meming Crew, he made multiple attempts to get in contact with Logan's mom, with most attempts being successful. The first time, it led to Logan's laptop getting taken away by his mom. He has done it multiple times since the last time he did so being when Logan was last seen saying "nigger" on Discord. Too bad Keegan ended up turning into the fucktard he desperately avoided trying to turn into. Did we also forget to mention that Engel himself is fuckbuddies with Seunghwan Lee?
  • DancingNinja07/Nancer (Powerword: Issac Wykes) - An autistic, incredibly hypocritical, and immature 17-year-old brat who does nothing but jack off together with his fellow SJWs Wildcat and LyricWest while watching shitty Channel Awesome videos and making terrible fanart. He likes randomly accusing others of pedophilia for the dumbest and smallest of reasons imaginable, while hypocritically defending pedos like Jax Hahn.
  • RegularSpark - An unfathomably based 13-year-old boy who rightfully called Keeganigger out for his BS, only for Keegan to make yet another Mommadomma-inspired joke that they died from a ketamine overdose, or yet another one of his cringe and repetitive Beluga-level jokes.
  • Wildcat - Another retarded SJW using xe/xyr pronouns (just like Keegan) that is fuckbuddies with Nancer and Jax Hahn.
  • Glitchlov - A 20-year-old Imbecile from the dubbings community and dethroned from some Jelly Jamm community that Keegan hates, but also acts like him too. Both are wasting everyone's time.
  • Geoshea - A gross 23-year-old manchild who draws porn of children and doesn't realize that it's illegal. Keegan hates him but acts like him as well. At least Geoshea has common sense and left the internet, unlike Keeganigger.