Maxofs2d

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History

Maxime Lebled is a French bronyphile with a youtube partnership and 35,000 subscribers. Maxime Lebled aka MaxofS2D has a long history of being French, and there for being a sneaky pedophile mime with a fetish for long peaces of beard. It is well known that like most of French that he has the social skills of dolan and will do anything for attention even if that means making a youtube video where he tries to make a wheel of fortune game out of 9/11 and the holocaust, only to remove it 45 minutes later after his mother sees it. It's believed that he's Chris-Chan's twin brother that was separated at birth, but this theory hasn't been proven yet.

About Max

File:122084347649.gif MaxofS2D lives in a dumpster somewhere in France where he spends most of the time sucking pony dick to pay for dial up so he can upload shitty animations and Dramatic Reading that are so awfully done you will want to AnHero before the youtube advertisement is even done. When hes not sucking dick hes uploading pictures and videos of himself "making" things in 3dsMax, half of the time he has to tab out to Internet Explorer 7 to Google that what hes doing is right and that it wont accidentally send all of his CP off to Chris Hansen. Max does this to make it look like hes actually contributing something useful to the legendary society of 1's and 0's. Max is a youtube partner and wants to work full time as a 3D animator for Disney so he can sneak into Disney Land during lunch brake to fuck a tranny dressed as mickey mouse while its a small world after all is playing in the background. Max is also a dumb fuck that got busted torrenting Sony Vegas Pro 11 by youhavedownload.com along with 92GB's of bestiality porn.

Maxime Lebled Ego

Saying that Max has a bit of a ego problem, is like saying Obama is a bit of a nigger, when Max's ego is threated he will rage, scream, chuck a 300$ dell laptop that holds all of his CP out the window and then tell his mother| on you. He will also say that your worthless and try to troll you from his twitter and brag about how awesome he is to have 35 fans. Luckily like Justin Bieber it doesn't matter because hes still a Fag and all of his fans are 12 year olds or bots anyway. His ego tends to get him into deep shit as well, if someone rises questions about him or his first grade level finger painting work he will try to get the info removed ASAP (by slapping down a DMCA) so no one else sees it, infact theres a nice list going around that Max is trying very hard to make disappear and has had it removed from pastebin 6 times, which is why this page is being made, see (3.4 The Facts List). Rather then try to disprove them (he cant because the faggot that wrote it linked to everything proving it was real) he turned it into a joke and read fact number 27 on camera and then went right back to part two of his homoarotic fanfic involving a dolphin and corpse it found outside a abortion clinic.

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Public Life

Max likes to hang around Facepunch, which is basically a drop out section for people that cant handle 4chan or even 9gag, and tries to act like the god of the short bus while waving his penis at the bus driver Garry Newman. In a epic fail chat with another Youtube Partner he compared himself to a rape victim and how people are always mean to him, 5 minutes later he posted a video on his youtube account about how hes stalking a 15 year old girl from Canada. Max is shit-listed from most of the Garry's Mod community due to a "Prank" he did that had such a backlash he removed the video and every place it was mirrored to as well by writing the webmasters. This has happened 4 times. For the sites that would not remove the video he filed a DMCA with the hosting providers.

Youtube

Max is a youtube whore that loves to read gay pornographic fan-fiction like "My Nice Penis" and "Blowing a Donkey on Christmas Morning" but Max mostly uploads shitty Garry's Mod videos of him molesting rag doll's after hes stapled tits onto them and then talks about how hard hes work on his videos and how he loves his E-Girlfriend named Derek that he ment on OkCupid. Max has realized that his animation career is a dead end because it is not at studio level or even first grade crayola level and only knows how to use things in the Half Life 2/Team Fortress 2 universe, so now hes trying to become a voice actor however last time I checked its hard to do a Dramatic Reading when you have 2 cans of coke a loaf of bread and a My Little Pony fleshlight jammed up your ass sideways. Max has a dream to become a E-Star like his hero Ray William Johnson and Shane Dawson in hopes of being able to afford to rent Justin Bieber for the hour and not have to sneak out after finishing with 58 minutes left on the clock.

How To Be A Popular Maxofs2d

Step 1 - Wake up and go full Retard and piss into a electric outlet! (+200 points)
Step 2 - Chop your dick off, and dress up like the pope and charge the nearest elementary school.(+400 points)
Step 3 - Become a massive Britfag (-200 points)
Step 4 - Open MSpaint for the first time and tell everyone you spent 4 years learning photoshop, bouns points if you text it to them while driving the rape van.(+800 points)
Step 5 - Develop a accent so thick you sound like a sand nigger. (+1600 points)
Step 6 - Steal a copy of Sony Vegas Pro and get caught (OH SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT HACKED LOSE ALL POINT YOU DUMBFUCK)
Step 7 - Get banned from 4chan for being a newfag (+4 Points) and Banned from 9gag for being a fag (-9001 points)
Step 8 - Take your crappy videos and upload them to youtube and set the advertisement to 3 minutes long just to piss people off (+150 Points)
Step 9 - ???
Step 10 - Profit!! (1up)

FemScout

Once upon a time when the Pope still had aids and Gabe Newell was thin, Team Fortress 2 didn't have hat's it also didn't have a France faggot running around stealing shit and trying to pass it off as OC after he stapled tits onto them. Yes this was how the FemScout was born, stolen right out of the crib and forced into a life of molestation by the hands of the evil Max. Max him self must have been molested as a child because after he gets bored of fapping to CP he does full scans of his face and puts in on the femscout model so he can be that much closer to tits. This also points out strong case of gender confusion.

Succubus

Max got lazy on this one and didn't even add anything, he reached into fpsbanana and pulled a pryo with tits out and said OH GUD HEY EEVERPONY LOOK WUT I FOUNDDD I MEAN MADE. The Succubus is a pryo with tits,aids,herpes and wings that she found in Max's sex dungeon during her 8 years of imprisonment. Later he took the wings off the Succubus and tried giving them to his Derek to win his heart over, this started the Mecha war which was a fucking fail all around. The wings were made by Valve for a Halloween event before Max stole it.

Internship

Max has a Internship with Garry Newman the creator of Garry's Mod (a place where pedophiles meet their next victim and shitty role playing mods go to die for people that cant afford to play real games). During his first week of Internship he started a 72 hour dog fisting contest in gm_construct that broke the hand on every model on the game. He somehow bugged it out to the point where the models are trying to reach into their own chest and rip out their heart out to get away from him. Much like the the victim's of rape this Internship will not end well for anyone let alone a Britfag

DMCA takedowns

Max uses Google alerts to find out many children have reported him for touching them and then if he finds something that he doesn't like he fills out fake DMCA report and contacts the webmaster to get it taken down. Most of the time it works and the admins remove it with hopes that he doesn't touch them until hes done fisting that puppy hes holding. Hes done this about 50 times and the fake DMCA takedown around 20. Its also worth noting that the DMCA hes filing is not his work but something he stole from fpsbanana on his way home from the weekly bronie meetup.

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Dramatic Readings

When Max is alone and dressed in nothing but assless chaps and a hat made out of foreskins he likes to read my little pony fan fiction to himself while fingering a Garry Newman blowup doll. In fact he records the whole thing and uploads it do youtube with the title Dramatic Reading followed by the week number, so far he is up to week 26 meaning his has gone though no less then 5 blowup dolls, 2 vibrators and a cardborad cutout of Edward Cullen. Max reads this fanfic because he knows he cant make a living out of animating stick figures fucking 4 year olds. He spent 3 years in a art school called Mjm Rennes where he spent most of his time trying to make clay penises so he would have something to eat at lunch. After seeing all the Dramatic Reading's we felt it was time to get him his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, so he can be friends with other people like Chris Chan and Jessi Slaughter and maybe try to bum a few pictures off her.

MaxofS2D's Wars

Because of his aspergers Max loves picking fights all most as much as he likes teabagging bear traps. In fact he starts a new war about every 4 months. First there was a war with The Garry's Mod community then there was a war with some fag named Mecha and now hes going toe to toe with a shitty hacker named Jill who's barely able to roll out of bed due to wighting 450lbs and being a nigger. To make him feel better about having a dick the size of a tic tac he starts daily flame wars on his youtube video comments and other peoples videos that he feels are better then his shat out content. Max will always better then YOU even if your Chuck Norris or Eduard Khil, at least in his mind!

Shortbus Army

Max has a army that is mostly made out of the same solders that used to be in Konys army before Jason Russell got 50,000,000 facebook likes for jacking off in public and freed them all. The rest of his army is the down syndrome rejects from Facepunch and 9gag. His army's has two jobs, first job is to spam F5 on his videos so Max can afford to pay for his HIV treatment and secondly shit talk/report post of anyone that offends their fuhrer. Max has over 35 fans and nearly 520 video views making him the richest man in all on France, which is the net worth of 3 homeless people from china. The poor guy is so lonely he makes twitter accounts to follow himself so he can hold off a An-Hero until hes done molesting his sister.

MaxofS2D.com

Theres a nice little site on the interwebs calls MaxofS2D.com that proudly points out most of his fuck ups (hes done 5 DMCA takedowns to date on it), and is run by a nigger named Jill. The highlights of this site are the fallowing, reporting hackers Max has sent after people, Max contradicting himself, Max going mental on people that point it out, Max being a bigot and lastly max trying to hide his actions harder then Germany trying to hide waldo body in WW2. The site has a tag cloud the size of Oprah's waistline before she got liposuction and looked like Jabba the Hut.

The Mecha War

Some time around late February Max lost his only pair of pants in a french nursing home after trying to rape 3 patients that lived there and felt it was a good idea to start a dick waving contest over the interwebs to impress his E-Girlfriend. So he started a war with SLAG Gaming which is still not as bad as twilight but dammit its trying, he claimed at least 140% of the content in the SVN for the game servers was his and filed 4 DMCA takedowns, which is funny because he stole it from FPS Banana and they stole it from Valve and Gabe Newell stole it from the all you can eat buffet table. In the end it was like the nuclear holocaust but with Yaoi and DMCA takedowns. After Max saw a funny site called MaxofS2D.com he cried for the help of Garry Newman and the other Facepunch moderators to help track down the mean man that made the site. He got the IP address and hired a hacker to wipe Mecha's SVN of his Stolen work and then back stabbed him to make it look like the hacker went rogue. Jill was not happy and turned over all Max's info to Mecha for the lulz and later Max nuked his own group to make it look like he was hacked, all 4 people where banned from the group. After 2 months both sides gave in because there mothers told them it was time to do the dishes and face fuck the garbage disposal. To this day Max is so butt hurt over it, ANYTHING that makes him look bad he blames Mecha for kinda like how Mel Gibson blames the Jews for parking tickets.

The Facts List

On June 14th a member of Anonymous posted a lulz list about Max on pastebin with 25 Facts and linked all the proof from the list so Max couldn't disprove it, He Bawwwed to the webmasters at pastebin to get it taken down and because of this the Anon added 10 more Facts the to list and reposted 5 times. When Max realized that he wasn't going to win this war and it would just keep getting cut and pasted he tried turning it into a joke like his sex life, it backfired. The 35 Facts about Max can still be found due to Google cache and the WayBack Machine.

Max and the Second Annual Saxxy Awards

Yep he won at 10pm last night, 2 hours before Gabe Newell and Garry Newman took a brake from fist fucking Sweetie Belle to close the voting polls, Maxofs2d wanted to make sure that his video would be picked so he ended up calling his mother in a local mime brothel and they started passing out 5% off all hand jobs and CP coupons if you voted for him on a jizz filled Mac. Almost 10,000 blow jobs and felonies later Maxofs2d had a clear shot at winning the only thing blocking him was is 2 inch cock that he had made much larger using Mexican Viagra. After beating his cock harder then Chris Brown beat his wife he started a flame war with other users about how awesome he is and how everyone and how he just got head from his girl friend he knit himself a bed cover out of CP and passed out in it. This was his upload.

Gibmoney.com

After the unofficial maxofs2d fanpage sprung up, maxofs2d became emotional and repeatedly kissed admin ass until it became against the law to post it to the facepunch forums

Max as a mod

Nothing delivers bountiful reactions from max's ego better than criticizing his moderator skills on facepunch. You just need to take two of his actions and call it hypocrisy for him to throw a hissy fit and block you from steam.