Never
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
No. Not going to happen. I don't care what you're going to say, it's not going to change anything. You might as well just leave if you think you can do anything about it. So just leave. Now. What, you thought you could actually DO something? You? Do something? That's very sad. I mean, you're never going to accomplish anything in your life anyway. Why are you trying now? You might as well lie down and die. Nothing will ever happen because of you, so you should just stop before you hurt yourself. Really. Just stop.
Things that will never happen
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- You getting laid
- Unseeing goatse
- /b/ gets good
- Poland into space
- Forgetting
- You going for a day without fapping
- Uncyclopedia making a good article
- Jews being less greedy
- Niggers contributing to society
- Niggers on the internet
- You getting cake
- You getting any respect
- You getting any self-respect
- Hypnotoad not getting ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
- Anonymous forgiving
- Anonymous forgetting
- Anonymous not being able to deliver
- EbaumsWorld not stealing
- Mentioning Candlejack without ge
- You getting credited for any accomplishments
- Pools not having AIDS
- Your prayers are answered thanks to this bananafucker
- Pools being open
Spy not sapping my sentryThis can actually happen if you have a bunch of flamethrower-weilding maniacs- You realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are
- Learning who was phone
- You beating Gary Oak
- Porn of it not existing
- Swiper not swiping
- Amy Schumer being funny
- Your Mom not being a Whore
- MTF’s becoming real Women
- FTM’s becoming real Men
- A Woman becoming the president
- GypsyCrusader admitting he’s not White
- Seth rogan being funny
- Black metal fans taking a shower
- Midwest Emo not being painfully Boring and Gay
- Eugenia Cooney being skinny enough
- Autists contributing to Society
- You getting a Job
- Chris Chan getting a Girlfriend
- WingsofRedemption getting off his Fat Ass and losing weight
- OP delivering
- Lolicons actually having the Balls to admit they're a Pedo
- George Floyd being able to breathe
- Justin Trudeau making a good decision
- Nick Fuentes finally admitting he's a Faggot
- Joe Biden making a good decision
- Your dad deciding to stop cheating on Your mom
- Your mom losing weight
- A cure for Cancer being created
- Porn Addicts admitting they're an addict
- Nikocado Avocado losing weight and not being a whiny Fag
- Wojak memes being Funny
- Brandon Hole getting to be with Applejack in the Afterlife
- Uwe Boll making a good Movie
- TikTok's being Funny
- Instagram reels being Funny
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