Millennials
The Millenial Generation, also known as Generation Y, is the cohort of people born in the 1980s and 1990s. They are mostly known as the generation responsible for Columbine, Virginia Tech, Britney Spears, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and making most of the old memes of the 2000s. They are infamous for being entitled, narcissistic, materialistic, sexually deviant, and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 20s and 30s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing (save for the shitskin races like Niggers and Spics), although we have the Baby Boomer economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time Jews Did WTC, Eric and Dylan pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of Bill Clinton, W, and Barack Obama.
Origins
The Millennials are the generation succeeding Generation X. They range from the very early 1980s to the later stages of the 1990s. They typically graduated high school in the 2000s or early to mid-2010s. They grew up with the Gulf War, the presidencies of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, W, and Obama; several notable events witnessed were the end of the Cold War, the Gulf War, the Los Angeles chimpouts, Columbine, Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica, the Internet coming out and becoming actually decent (mid 2000s), A literal monkey becoming the most powerful man in the world, another monkey taking that throne, the Virginia Tech Massacre, a fuckload of epic memes from 2006~2009, the rise of social media and smartphones, and the creation of a hedonistic, materialistic marxist world filled with drones.
Truly, this is a lot to take in; Despite this cohort being only about 15 years, each year produced noticeably different people from their superiors; someone born in 1986 is radically different from the Gen X-Y cross-generational lot. That being said, this generation truly started going to hell when the kids born in 1992~1996 started to come of age.
Characteristics By Decade
For all intents and purposes, lets split this generation into two halves; those born in the 80s, and those born in the 90s;
1980s
Millennials born in the early 80s graduated in 1998~2003, and still have memories of the Cold War and lived with the fact that they could all be brutally nuked to death at any given moment, depending on whether some jackass sets us all up the fucking bomb. They will also remember that meme, as they were the fuckers who spammed it everywhere at the turn of the century. They were also paranoid like everyone else, over Y2K and the 2000 Elections. These people were the first kids on the block to make their own geocities pages, and the last group of teenagers who still had to use porn magazines since the internet loaded slow as fuck. And if mom or dad answered the phone, their internet cut off while they were in the middle of jacking off to a lame 320x240 image that took 20 seconds to load. They grew up without MMOs like World of Warcraft to suck away their souls; instead, they had shitty MUDs. Doom did come out though, so that was pretty fly. Early Millennials will /facepalm and feel a surge of nostalgia when I say NEENER NEENER!!! Sike!! They also remember a time when you could wear a trenchcoat to school and not get instantly arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Millennials born in the late 80s graduated in 2004~2008, and came of age during the middle and late stages of the reign of terror conducted by the monkey, George W. Bush. They were of voting age by the time Obama took over the 2008 elections with calls of Hope and Change. These Millennials experienced technology finally becoming good; no longer did they have to live with shitty dial-up speeds, unless they lived in small towns or rural shitholes. MMOs like World of Warcraft, MapleStory, Ragnarok and countless other MMOs. They grew up with sites like Newgrounds, and witnessed the creation of Web 2.0, with sites such as MySpace, Failbook, YouTube, Encyclopedia Dramatica, etc; they produced a magical, once-in-a-lifetime experience for the privileged minority who could afford broadband intarwebz. They were teens and tweens when W started the war of terror, which continues to this day. Many of their older brothers, mainly the older Millennials, and some Gen-Xers, were shipped off Over 9000 miles overseas to fight two shitty quagmire wars nobody but retarded republicans wanted. Overall, the 80s Millennials were around to see the world before the chaos of 9/11 and the coming Marxist-Matrix-1984-esque world that formed at the beginning of the third millennium.
Those born in the 1980s grew up with lots of awesome cartoons (that are cheesy as fuck nowadays). They saw phenomena like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Power Rangers, Digimon and others explode into popularity; these franchises took over the entire world, causing moral panics upon their parents, who often called them Satanic; much like the retards in the 80s who called Dungeons & Dragons Devil worshipping activities. They spent most of their days playing the NES, SNES, PlayStation, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, and Nintendo 64. They often listened to 2pac, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Michael Jackson, Eiffel 65, among others. The most played games were The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, A Link To The Past, Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Goldeneye 007, Doom, Duke Nukem, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Twisted Metal, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Final Fantasy 4~8, Fallout, Starcraft, Warcraft, Half Life, etc.
1990s
Millennials born in the early 90s graduated in 2008~2013, and were the last true cohort of the generation. Though underage b& when the epic events happening at the turn of the century began, they were the last collective of youth to experience the world before everything entirely went to shit. They are the first to be fully indoctrinated into homosexual leftist marxist brainwashing, being one of the most liberal and idiotic people in the history of the world.
They were the fuckers who made the first cancerous memes like Over 9000, Mudkips, THIS IS SPARTA, and all the old memes of the late 2000s. They were some of the first Scene and Emo kids. They grew up with YouTube and social media, and fondly remember when these sites weren't completely dumbed down and shitty. They often got butthurt that their computers couldn't run Crysis. Millennials born in the late 90s graduated in 2014~2017, and are typically a cross-generation with Generation Z; their new/faggotry, low attention spans, lack of memory of 9/11 and Columbine, and autism are the direct result of this. They are the faggots who completely destroyed internet culture with newfag cancerous memes like Uncle Dolan, Nyan Cat, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Ayy lmao, Arrow to the knee, and other Forced Memes. They are typically babied and extremely liberal. Most dumblrinas are from this age group.
Current Situation
Currently, a majority of Millennials have drunk the poison of Social Justice; even the oldfags from the early 80s. Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids; mainly because they can't get laid, and because the economy is shit and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers. It doesn't help that the women are hypersexual whores who often cheat on their partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad. Millennials are the most perverted generation on record. Degenerate sexual acts like Fellatio, Anal Sex, and even sick-fuck territory like Rimjobs, BDSM, Furry Porn are already (or yet to be) fully accepted practices. They often have sex on the first date, and have kids out of wedlock. Many often date single mothers and raise other men's kids. A majority of Millennial women have performed fellatio or taken it up the ass. Often by 37 dudes; sometimes, even in a row. It is of no surprise that they often make horrible mothers. It is not uncommon to find 4 year olds dressing like hookers. The schools that Gen-Z fags attend have a common scenery of girls wearing yoga pants or even just micro-mini skirts / shorts, and see-through clothing.
Most Millennials are cucks and voted en-masse for Bernie Sanders. They are extremely entitled, snarky, pessimistic, mentally ill, narcissistic, simple-minded, egotistical, addicted to technology (smartphone zombies), SJW, LGBT - the list goes on. They are the first to (as a majority) join the marxist-liberal hivemind to destroy their nations and implement Communism and Socialism. They are infamously known for being extremely Politically Correct; they are so infantile that they will sue you for even looking at them or calling them names. In College, they created Safe Spaces, and implemented Trigger warnings inside (and now outside) of college. They also created faggotry like "microaggressions", dozens of fake genders, promote censorship, etc.
Millennials are the least religious generation on record. Instead of god, they worship gayness and degeneracy. A majority of Millennials have tried Weed, and often acted like Hippies who think they're cool because they rot what little of their brains they have. When the smartphone revolution occurred, the collective IQ of the generation sharply plummeted. Music went from tolerable (Eminem-era) to complete garbage. Millennials now communicate via shitty apps like Vine, Instagram, and Snapchat; applications which require little brainpower and even encourage minimalism. The result is that Millennials now possess attention spans on par with common goldfish. They often make terrible employees, always needing to be congratulated or thanked for doing their fucking job, and are always fucking SLACKING OFF ON FACEBOOK. But we can't fire these shitheads, it'd destroy what little of an economy we got left!
Here's a scary thought for you: There are 75 million of these motherfuckers in America. They're going to rule our country in 20 years.
Millennial Mindset
Most Millennials' parents are those of the Baby Boomer generation; the worst generation on record, notable for stripping the planet of it's resources, destabilizing western civilization (via promoting Feminism, Egalitarianism, Marxism, etc) permanently ruining the American economy, along with countless other ills. It should come as no surprise that the Baby Boomers would fuck up parenting as well, and Millennials serve as a prime example of this proposition. The following chart shows the cause and effect of numerous common techniques utilized by the Boomer collective.
| Cause | Effect |
|---|---|
| "You can do/be anything you want!" | Unwarranted Self Importance |
| (Endless heaps of undeserved praise) | See Above. |
| (Rewarding them trophies for everything) | See Above. |
| "Sex is bad and will kill you!" | Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes |
| Helicopter Parenting | Paranoid, submissive sissified youth. |
| "Free Range Parenting" | Undisciplined, douchebag youth. |
| "You are a special person!" | (Thinks the world owes them everything) |
| "Just b urself!" | Entitled, easily triggered shitheads |
| Divorce, neglect, abuse, etc | Teen Suicide, Depression, Drug use, etc. |
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Musical Taste
Early Millennials still existed in a time when an occasional good song was released:
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Videos
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Gallery
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A generic Millennial; 2004. -
Responsible for destroying millions of Millennial's minds. -
Starting off the generation with a BANG! -
A millennial, expressing his pessimistic loathing of society. -
A millennial, shortly before committing Mass Murder because people weren't nice to him.
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Best thing a Millennial can do. -
Millennial reaction to someone with a different opinion. -
Millennials pay upwards of around $1,000 per session to act like preschoolers again. -
Many of them are Otherkin. -
Um, I'm reporting you to the cops, bigoted nazi FACIST!!11 -
If they get Triggered, they might just go to the United Nations to bitch about it. -
One of many entitled, privileged Millennials slacking off all day. -
Entitled, self absorbed douchebag. -
Middle aged, and not reproducing. -
Well into adulthood and still playing with toys. -
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A generic female of this generation, spouting her beliefs. -
A typical millennial man. -
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A typical millennial woman, the morning after having sex.
Fun Facts
- Millennials have invented over 9000 different genders and sexual identities.
- They think getting to level 60 in World of Warcraft is a life accomplishment.
- The females have sucked 37 dicks by the age of 15.
- They can't keep a job for more than 3 years
- They watch children's shows for Christ's sake!
- They just won't have kids! Except the niggers, spics, and white trash
- They didn't bring me my goddamn coffee!
- They're in $1,000,000,000,000.00+ of student loan debt
- On average, they have over $50,000 of debt✡
- 20% of them are unemployed
- 99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn
cellsmartphones! - 69% of them voted for King Nigger; 9001% felt the Bern
- 100% of them should kill themselves
See Also
- Baby Boomers - Millennial's parents.
- Generation X - Their older brothers
- Generation Z - Their younger siblings.
- Hipster - The vast majority of Millennials today.
- Goth - A faggy clique that peaked with the Millennial generation.
- Emo - an even faggier clique that peaked with 1990~1992 births.
- Scene - Even queerer than before! Peaked in 2006~2008, with 1994~1996 births.
- Mental illness - Up to 69% of Millennials have one.
- Homosexuality - A mental disease affecting 1 out of 5 Millennials.
- Liberal Butthurt Syndrome - suffered by half of them.
External Links
I’m a millennial and my generation sucks- Why Millennials Suck!!
- Are Millennials As Stupid As We Think They Are?
- 7 Reasons Millennials Are The Worst Generation
- 74 Of The Most Interesting Facts About Millennials
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