Beta Uprising

The Beta Uprising is an ongoing insurgency conducted by beta males, basement dwellers, and atheists (all of which are interchangeable with each other), in which they get revenge against society by getting armed with an IRL banhammer and cleansing the world of a bunch of random noobs. This act is one of the most efficient ways of triggering extreme shitstorms and IRL drama, and provides the internet with a surge of lulz, even if it only lasts for a few days.

History

The Beta Uprising dates back as early as the 80s, when Marc Lepine was fed up with feminist cunts, a misandrist culture, and virginity, and took out his rage by gunning down said feminist cunts. The term "Beta Uprising", in the context of rampage autists fighting against society, dates to 2012. The uprising truly didn't kick off until fellow comedians, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, provided the world with the greatest high school prank of all time. In their last recordings to the world (Which the faggot cops destroyed in 2011), they described how they would leave a revolution of violence; they would have countless followers. Indeed, most rampage killers and school shooters are typically massive fanboys of these two assclowns.

In the middle of 2014, Elliot Rodger, brainwashed by one of his daily sessions of World of Warcraft, was inspired to pwn as many mobs IRL for EXP points to level up and win the game. This triggered a wave of more beta psychos, such as Chris Harper Mercer. He was able to beat Elliot's high score, as measly as Elliot's was. Liberals have been campaigning for Congress to now consider banning assault fedoras, putting a limit on reddit accounts with more than 10 rounds of posts, violent video games, and banning atheism for great justice. Though, these proposals have not fared well with Republicans in Congress, save for the last bit.

LIST OF SUSPECTED OR CONFIRMED OPERATIVES

• r9k - Beta Insurgent Headquarters
• GamerGate - Beta Political Action Committee
• Marc Lepine - Former Combat Specialist (1981~1989, DECEASED)
• Elliot Rodger - Former Leader (2014~2014, DECEASED)
• Chris Harper Mercer - Former Director of Operations (2014~2015, DECEASED)
• Dan Cilley - Field Agent (NOT APPREHENDED)
• George Godley - Field Agent (NOT APPREHENDED)
• Nice Guys / Beta Males - often members of the terrorist organization
• You - Suspected member; (Unfortunately, Not Deceased)

Videos

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Gallery

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  Elliot wants you, to shoot your school!
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  Remember, no russian.
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  Origin Story
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  It's Happening :O
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  Beta Upriser

See Also

• Fedora
• Atheist
• Beta Male
• My Little Pony
• Furries
• Liberalism

External Links

• KYM's article
• in old media
• salon fags' take
• beta uprising stories
• feminazis react
• more old media
• Le reddit

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