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== Alternative Final Solutions for Filthy Rodents ==
== Alternative Final Solutions for Filthy Rodents ==


 
[[File:HamsterBath.jpg|thumb|220px|]]
 
[[File:EddieGerbil.jpg|thumb|220px|Zombie Pebbles is pissed off.]]
[[File:JewRat.png|thumb|220px|It should be obvious [[Jews Did WTC|why rodents are not allowed on planes]].]]


== See Also ==
== See Also ==

Revision as of 20:29, 8 February 2018

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Belén Aldecosea, proving that being 6-feet tall with A-cups just looks weird.

Belén Aldecosea is a 21-year-old bleached-blonde college whore and probable illegal immigrant who, following a cancer scare, decided to adopt an "emotional-support hamster" named Pebbles. On November 21, 2017, Belen was preparing to fly home to Miami when she was told that Pebbles wouldn't be allowed on the flight – Belen then did what anyone would do and proceeded to brutally murder Pebbles by drowning her to death in a filthy airport restroom toilet.

Several months later, in early 2018, Belen decided to make herself look like even more of a psychopath by filing a frivolous lolsuit where she accused Spirit Airlines of forcing her to murder Pebbles – even though she was the one who willingly drowned a small animal in a fucking toilet like a complete and utter sociopath.

Flintstones' Nutty Fudgy Golden Pebbles

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Pebbles, an emotional-support hamster who drowned in piss, shit and period blood infested water at an airport.
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Pebbles and her murderer.
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Where dreams and hamsters go to die.


   
 
She was so loving. It was like she knew I needed somebody.
 

 
 

—Belen, remembering the hamster that she murdered (archive)


   
 
Our reservation representative, unfortunately, did misinform the Guest that a hamster was permitted to fly as an emotional support animal on Spirit Airlines. Rodents of any kind are not allowed on board for health and safety reasons.
 

 
 

—Spirit Airlines (archive)



   
 
She was scared. I was scared. It was horrifying trying to put her in the toilet.
 

 
 

—Belen, denying her psychopathy (archive)


   
 
I was emotional. I was crying. I sat there for a good 10 minutes crying in the stall.
 

 
 

—Belen, on killing a hamster to catch a flight and then crying for 10 minutes (archive)



   
 
A hamster is an air breathing mammal just like you. It takes a long time and is very painful as well as terrifying.
 

 
 

—Jamie James, hamster drowning expert (archive)



   
 
lololol flush that rodent down the toilet u fgt lololol
 

 
 

—What a Spirit employee may have said

Alternative Final Solutions for Filthy Rodents

File:HamsterBath.jpg
File:EddieGerbil.jpg
Zombie Pebbles is pissed off.
File:JewRat.png
It should be obvious why rodents are not allowed on planes.

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