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Have worked with this company for over 10 years now. Between the job and real estate moves I became a millionaire at the age of 33. | Have worked with this company for over 10 years now. Between the job and real estate moves I became a millionaire at the age of 33. | ||
So fuck you Lilly - my ug GPA wasn't good enough but '''my 140 IQ''' and BIG BALLS made me a millionaire and I've been kicking your ass out there for 10+ years. Heading to my company's Hall of Fame - bitch!|[http://tinyurl.com/m4e7ka Anon], [[Sarcasm|not at all bitter]] and dishing out [[Butthurt|vengeance]]|Because of my co-workers, the general public assumes that I have jackalope shit for brains. They don't even bother to attempt to engage me in any intelligent conversation, instead they treat me like a drone, despite '''my 140 IQ'''.|[http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/general-discussion/77639-i-hate-my-job.html#post1563739 tspikes51], furious because nobody will discuss subjects of erudition with him while he bags their groceries|i want my IQ to be almost 210 and i need help on how to enhance it. '''My IQ is 140''' is that good|[http://tinyurl.com/menjo7 Concern], [[fail]]ing English while seeking advice on how to be [[smrt]]er|Learn how to spell [[your]] as bad as the last guy...BTW '''my IQ is 140''' .|[http://tinyurl.com/nv95lk tenfiveracer], who doesn't need that grammar bullshit|yet another dick face with no videos for others to return the comment... '''my iq is 143'''....and this video is much deeper than a complaint to nintendo.....but i dont think u could get your tiny brain cells around it..so fuck off and go lock yourself in your bedroom so daddy dont get u,,,,,,,dip shit..|[http://www.youtube.com/user/richpickins richpickins], an [[Internet Tough Guy]] who uses his vast intellect to complain about [[Wii Fit|shitty video games]]|'''My IQ is 140''' and Encyclopedia Dramatica is the funniest thing I have ever seen.|[http://tinyurl.com/ydv9js4 R. Johnson], In defense of ED|'''My IQ is also 140''', and Encyclopedia Dramatica is the funniest thing I have ever seen.|[http://tinyurl.com/yfyak6k J. Cooper], in support of R. Johnson's defense of ED|I'm only about 135. But even I found the top class was not taxing my brain, and I could have done my high school in a 1/4 of the time. Instead, I just got got bored by most subjects, and became incredibly de-motivated.|[http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts11232362.aspx scorpiomover], five points shy of the popular ideal.|Big deal, my IQ is 203 and I work as a trash collector.|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1191743/Meet-Karina-year-old-whos-smart-Stephen-Hawking.html Pete] of "Mimai, Fla," whose learned presence enriches a distinguished social service | You're an uneducated idiot, and a troll, so who gives a flying fuck what you 'see'. Get it through your head little fella, I DON'T CARE about ANYTHING YOU THINK OR BELIEVE regarding me or anything else. To me you have less worth than the mold growing on my shower curtain. You're trying very hard to try to impress me, but I have proven myself many times in many ways. I'm a Chess Master, achieved a '''142 (top 1 percentile) on a Stanford-Binet intelligence test''', Computer Science grad (honors), etc. | [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCweL_fiUETEi_0Ln8SYqzGQ Ken Fray], raging after trying to troll in a trollfest.}}</center> | So fuck you Lilly - my ug GPA wasn't good enough but '''my 140 IQ''' and BIG BALLS made me a millionaire and I've been kicking your ass out there for 10+ years. Heading to my company's Hall of Fame - bitch!|[http://tinyurl.com/m4e7ka Anon], [[Sarcasm|not at all bitter]] and dishing out [[Butthurt|vengeance]]|Because of my co-workers, the general public assumes that I have jackalope shit for brains. They don't even bother to attempt to engage me in any intelligent conversation, instead they treat me like a drone, despite '''my 140 IQ'''.|[http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/general-discussion/77639-i-hate-my-job.html#post1563739 tspikes51], furious because nobody will discuss subjects of erudition with him while he bags their groceries|i want my IQ to be almost 210 and i need help on how to enhance it. '''My IQ is 140''' is that good|[http://tinyurl.com/menjo7 Concern], [[fail]]ing English while seeking advice on how to be [[smrt]]er|Learn how to spell [[your]] as bad as the last guy...BTW '''my IQ is 140''' .|[http://tinyurl.com/nv95lk tenfiveracer], who doesn't need that grammar bullshit|yet another dick face with no videos for others to return the comment... '''my iq is 143'''....and this video is much deeper than a complaint to nintendo.....but i dont think u could get your tiny brain cells around it..so fuck off and go lock yourself in your bedroom so daddy dont get u,,,,,,,dip shit..|[http://www.youtube.com/user/richpickins richpickins], an [[Internet Tough Guy]] who uses his vast intellect to complain about [[Wii Fit|shitty video games]]|'''My IQ is 140''' and Encyclopedia Dramatica is the funniest thing I have ever seen.|[http://tinyurl.com/ydv9js4 R. Johnson], In defense of ED|'''My IQ is also 140''', and Encyclopedia Dramatica is the funniest thing I have ever seen.|[http://tinyurl.com/yfyak6k J. Cooper], in support of R. Johnson's defense of ED|I'm only about 135. But even I found the top class was not taxing my brain, and I could have done my high school in a 1/4 of the time. Instead, I just got got bored by most subjects, and became incredibly de-motivated.|[http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts11232362.aspx scorpiomover], five points shy of the popular ideal.|Big deal, my IQ is 203 and I work as a trash collector.|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1191743/Meet-Karina-year-old-whos-smart-Stephen-Hawking.html Pete] of "Mimai, Fla," whose learned presence enriches a distinguished social service | You're an uneducated idiot, and a troll, so who gives a flying fuck what you 'see'. Get it through your head little fella, I DON'T CARE about ANYTHING YOU THINK OR BELIEVE regarding me or anything else. To me you have less worth than the mold growing on my shower curtain. You're trying very hard to try to impress me, but I have proven myself many times in many ways. I'm a Chess Master, achieved a '''142 (top 1 percentile) on a Stanford-Binet intelligence test''', Computer Science grad (honors), etc. | [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCweL_fiUETEi_0Ln8SYqzGQ Ken Fray], raging after trying to troll in a trollfest. | ||
|I'm Autistic, having Aspergers Syndrome, '''i have an IQ of 145''', an Eidetic memory to do with sounds and am lucky enough to suffer from Bipolar disorder. | |||
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==Comeback== | ==Comeback== |
Revision as of 19:01, 22 January 2013
A common catchphrase for haughty assholes who think that lies about their feeble intellects impress anyone, "I have a 140 IQ" (alternatively, "I have an IQ of 140" or "My IQ is 140") is a staple of flamewars on the internets involving 13-year-old boys, asspies and self-absorbed basement-dwellers.
Examples
Comeback
Asking the perpetrator what IQ actually stands for or where 140 falls on the IQ test bell curve will - more often than not - result in silence until they can Google it. Also, be sure to tell them that tests on Quizilla aren't meant to be taken seriously.
See Also
- Ironholds
- IQ Test
- Read a book
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Mega ultra super genius
- The real syko
- Angie
- Goronchev
Links
- I have a 140 IQ and a very philosophical mind, What job should I be doing?
- Enormous lulz in the comments section of this article, posted by assholes jealous of a little girl whose IQ is 160.
- Plenty of 140+ IQ geniuses congregate here. Who says that society is getting dumber?
- These people have IQs in the 140-170 range. Oh, and they love candies
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