Borderlands

Gearbox

This whole game summed up in one picture.

Consider it

Fallout vs. Borderlands

Borderlands (Moar like Boredomlands, AMIRITE?) is a ground-breaking game concept - take Fallout 3, make the combat more like Halo, add a randomizing technology à la Diablo II, steal characters from Killzone, throw in the meatheads from Gears of War, then give it a Mad Max skin,place the game on planet Pandora (100% original name) , use cell shading to cover up poor graphics, and finally, suck out any innovation. Clearly, this is the most original game evar. The only reason anyone bought this game is because they thought it was an expansion to the original game, Fallout 3. What they got was LOTSA FUCKIN' PURDY GUNZ!!!

Plot

Looks familiar.

	“	On the hostile, bandit-ridden planet of Pandora, there is one thing that draws off-world attention: The Vault.	„
	—Borderlands, Don't forget your Pip Boy

Fallo... excuse me, Borderla... Aw, who the fuck are we kidding. Let's face it, this is just Oblivion with guns, minus Oblivion. Anyway, the game places you in the role of a mercenary you will never care about (with a background story close to nothing), on the anarchic and godforsaken planet of Pandora, after it was successfully turned into a desert and stripped clean of any gigantic fury blue fucks. Driven by the all so unselfish life purpose of getting rich, you're set on quest to find a legendary shitload of powerful alien technology in a manhole known as The Vault, designed by Vault-Tec Industries. Everyone thought it would have lots of metals to sell and get rich. Prisoners were used for cheap labor to make even more money. However, it turned out that there were very little metals to be mined and everyone could leave. Apparently, this left just a few civilians and a shitload of prisoners. After 7 Earth years, the planet's winter ended and a bunch of crazy animals woke up, adding another scoop to this shit sundae. You play as one of the 'Vault hunters', looking for a hidden cache of animal treasure. Jason Voorhees makes a guest appearance, every 30 seconds throughout the game, forcing you to shoot him in the face repeatedly or witness your face used as a condom to sodomize a rhinoceros. Since its release, the game has sold 4.5 million units worldwide, proving once and for all that running around with a machine gun shooting random pedestrians on a street is healthy to the environment.

Sure, there's lots of guns, but it's guaranteed that if you can eclipse the IQ of a 13-year-old boy or a basement dweller man-child with boobs, you'll find this repetitious shit fun for all of about 10 minutes and as entertaining as slamming a car door on your dick for 10 hours. The more sadomasochistic people out there will probably try to finish it, but the whole process can be summarized by shoving a glass jar up your ass and waiting for it to break. After that, you find out everything looks like a bombed-out desert and tent-cities, there's only like 6 unique gun models for each weapon type. The AI system was designed by the local crystal meth junkie found in the Gearbox Software parking lot, after every employee committed guilt suicide. You can master it by shitting explosive diarrhea on your keyboard while smashing your face against a brick wall or if you're a console player by beating the controller with your cock macro-metric dick. Basically, the game forces you to explore places that look like sectors from District 9, but minus the blacks and women, the enemy ranging from white males to fictitious beasts, because everyone working at Gearbox Software is a misogynistic nazi dunce with zoophile tendances. To make matters worse, every time you get killed because your shield ran out too fast, you respawn at a "New-U" Station, which makes you go broke after about four times and mocks your newly added third nipple and shrinked penis. Playing Borderlands is like taking a 10 hour long shit after eating a tray full of nails and razorblades; the only thing you'll like about the whole experience is when it finally ends. Of course, that goes without saying that the whole game just leads up to opening a vault and resisting rape from some dumbass alien tentacle blob monster who got himself trapped in there years ago, some stupid asshole from Gearbox Software implemented in the game after browsing threw his Japanese porn collection. No treasure, no weapons, just a big dumb, disproportional purple rapist to shoot at with all your lame ass guns.BTW SPOILERS Nobody has actually been able to make it through the game and it has been rumored that the game never ends and that the quests just stop coming after a while. After stealing everything from Fallout 3, you'll think Gearbox Software would at least steal the most useful part of that game, which is the fast traveling system... nope. They rather decided to create these random fast travel terminals they placed in spots they believed to be useful and by their famous boldness, you know it's somewhere useless and retarded rather than just having it on you at all times.

DLCs

As with any cash-cow, this game was bound to release a few hundred things for outrageous prices for next to no redeemable gameplay value. tl;dr - OOOOOH SHINY NEW GUNS LOLOL!

One of the first DLCs for the game, Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, was based off horror movie cliches. What ended up happening was it being a cross between Left 4 Dead zombies and a few Resident Evil crows for good measure. There were also Frankensteins and "Were-Skags," which are exactly like they sound - werewolves made out of bug-dogs and people. Anyway, the actual plotline was first helping Dr Ze...er, Ned with the outbreak of zombies, of which he created over some fight about people stealing his popcorn all the damn time. At first it's annoying, and completely the same as playing the main game. Then the Crimson Lance zombies come, you set up the computer, and you're forced into a 5-minute fire-fight with an endless horde of vomiting zombies with guns, swords, and grenades until the Jakob's company finally sends you a missile-shaped escape pod with a lot of fuck-you banter in doing so. Oh, and then some shit happens in the Lumberyard and you "meet" Shaggy and Scooby, fight a giant zombified Dr. Ned, and other things that really don't do anything of value but give you more experience and a few cool weapons (namely insta-gib regen shotguns that just rain from the bodies of big things).

The second DLC, Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot, is, not surprisingly, a rip-off of Mad Max as well as other games. This time, Gears of War and Doom were the basis of theft. Horde-mode, God Mode, and strange, vortex-like manipulators on the planet that make less gravity, plus other bland shit like that, mostly. The story's a bit sketchy to explain in detail, more something to be experienced. Well that, and you need to have a shitload of active friends online to play it to the full benefit. Anyway, Mad Moxxi made it out of the canyons you were stranded in after Fyrestone or something, and decided s/he wanted to be a boss of its own gang. But, s/he didn't want just any gang, s/he wanted some of the biggest, baddest, ballsiest bastards to join s/him and its running crew. So, in the snowy hellpits and crater-loaded death-hills of this already butt-ugly planet, you and friends must fight Psychopaths and Bandits in a fight to gain control of the GRAETEST ARENA EVAR. And I guess you get decent armor this time around, but you'll probably sell that for rock and keep playing games of "Find the Siren".

The Third DLC, The Secret Whorehouse of General Fagg, basically gives you moar vehicles,moar shitty guns and moar wide open landscape with absolutely nothing in it, except for Half-Life rip-offs. The story is that there is some bitch called Athena who decides she doesn't want to suck crimson lance dicks anymore. So she runs away from General Knoxx, her pimp. Knoxx goes and sends his other bitches to get his favorite bitch back, but then she gets caught by Skank somehow (she had a fucking teleporter, dumb bitch) and becomes his bitch. You kill Skank and help her get away for some reason, well you don't save her so you can have your dick sucked so I have no fucking idea why. Sometime afterwards you go to Knoxx who went emo and is about to become an hero. Anyways, you kill him. Then you only have 3 minutes to enjoy his whorehouse. That's pretty much it. You find out that Moxxi is Scooter's mom, Skank is her second husband and Marcus is her third. Also you get to fight a Giant Enemy Crab(seriously) at the end. BTW SPOILERS

The fourth DLC, Craptrap's Failed Robot Revolution, gives you even more shitty guns, and you face Hyperion's version of the Crimson Lance. Broken from release for about a month before patched, you couldn't level up, you couldn't get any of the achievements [or trophies for you PS3 fag] and giving you every quest that the morons you play online with hasn't finished making it impossible to find your mission amongst the spam of shitty low level missions. A Ninja claptrap (which is even more fail than the regular ones) comes to Pandora and unites the claptraps in a revolt, and they take over every bad guy you've killed many times before, and turn their corpses into robots. Because of this, Hyperion (the guys who sent the ninja claptrap to kill you in the first place) tasks you with stopping the Robolution. The only upside is that this gives you an excuse to kill claptraps for great justice, and you can blow away those little fuckers all you want, since there's no shortage of them. Also Tannis tells you to collect the parts from dead claptraps so she can make a giant dildo out of them. That's about it. Now that you've finished the story your OCD will kick in and force you to get the 4 other collectable lots, 3 Pink Panties, 5 Goldfish, 15 Pizzas, 5 3D Glasses, 15 Bobble-Heads and 25 Cans of Oil that only every at least 100 kills forcing you to kill Craptraps for roughly 3 weeks straight.

Borderlands 2: Electric Boogaloo

Announced as soon as the Jews realized their first game made a lot of jew gold, the game was released September 2012 and features such innovations to the original as new characters and re-skinning the old guns. It has 4 new and totally not the same as the last game characters because they have different names. These are Maya, a siren, some Mexican berzerker only who dual wields instead of punches, an Assassin who is a sniper and a soldier who is different because his turret is a different brand. They're also releasing a new character who has sex with robots to jew you out of your 10 dollars because we all know you're not going to play with all 4 of the characters in the first place, but are gullible enough to pay irl e-points for any crappy DLC they shove down your throat. GG, jacakss!

Gameplay

If you don't have four copies, you are gay.

Borderlands is a mix between Diablo, Halo, Fallout 3, Gears of War, Looney Tunes, Mad Max and Avatar, all mashed-up together in a steamy pile of cow dung, some tool on Wikipedia described as "first-person role-playing shooter". You can choose between four character classes (more on that below), each with it's own unique ability. The role-playing element can be noticed somewhere deep inside the rectums of the original playable characters as well as the characters from the second game, also around abilities like: throwing a bird at your enemies or turning invisible and falling of a cliff. The abilities are completely recycled, just like everything else in the game, including: monsters, guns, player models, vehicles, containers and one hilarious epileptic robot, the result of two R2-D2's doing incest, that Gearbox Software considers to be a mark of comedic genius and a future video game icon, completely ignoring the fact that the mere voice of the robot offends the intellect of anyone near a two mile radius of it. The Gearbox Software employee that suggested to drop the robot idea was never heard or seen again, rumored to have been buried alive in a desert for not being a complete idiot, a trait required to work at Gearbox Software. The game has between 100,000-3,000,000 guns more guns than the populace of Venice (every gun is worst than the previous one you have), about two dozen types of Halo-esque shields and far too many grenade mods, that were basically engineered by vomiting threw a strainer. However, none of this matters because the game is a button-mashing grind-fest. All you do is complete boring, repetitive missions, that revolve around whoring yourself for random non-player characters and doing their biding for rewards, and shoot the same enemies over and over again - BUT WITH DIFFERENT GUNZ!!! If you enjoy this you probably also enjoy eating cat turds in your backyard, every night before bed. Not that any of that matters, on foot or by car, you will eventually spent 99% of the game just traveling to your destination and getting stuck in cactuses while getting gang banged by wildlife. The driving can be simulated in real life by force feeding yourself bleach, while riding a unicycle directly with your ass on a 2 cm wide rope between the Petronas Twin Towers, so you just end up walking. This probably has something to do with it being on Pandora so walking everywhere makes you more green.

	“	Borderlands is all about the journey, not the destination, and like most trips, this one is much better when you have some friends along for the ride.	„
	—Borderlands, because there's only 10 hours worth of gameplay here

Missions

The best way to describe the missions in Borderlands? Think WoW with only 4 people per server. Every single mission is either "I want/lost X - find it and give it to me for loot," or "This guy is a faggot, go kill him and I will give you something nice". In short, you pretty much just do the same thing over and over again.

Weapons

ZOMGGuns!

There are 9 types of weapons (10 if you include melee, 11 if you include Brick's fists). Each weapon has a brand which give different bonuses, and the guns may have elemental damage.

• Pistols: Balanced guns that are only used by newfags.
• Revolvers: The .357 Magnum from Half-Life 2, now with magical powers and slow reload.
• SMGs: Pull the trigger and piss bullets. Weak as shit, but a great spammer.
• Shotguns: For shooting things IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!11!.
• Assault rifles: Burst fire SMG. Usually have shitty magazines with like 10 bullets. Weapon of choice for cousin fuckers.
• Rocket lauchers: Use a pistol or SMG instead it will do more dammage because the Rocket launcher is usually shittier. Suggested for use only at very close range.
• Sniper rifle: I'M STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS ITS LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOOOM HEADSHOT!
• Alien weapons: Xenu's personal arsenal. Unlimited ammo and fucktons of damage; the only gun you ever need to win.
• Grenades: Use real time weapon spam to 'nade enemy respawns for massive damage.

Or you could just do what everybody else does online. Ignore all the above and get a modded weapon. If you don't have a modded weapon, you are a total fag.

Classes

From left to right: Roland, Lilith, Mordecai, Brick. In other words: "Hook me up!", tits or GTFO, "Oh, look... there's an opossum right there. Go get it.", lay off the roids.

• Lilith/Maya: The game's mandatory fuck-puppet with a deep voice. She can turn into a ghost and have sex with bad guys until they submit to her, or, in other words, put the ho back in her place. Her other special abilities include cooking and cleaning, important abilities that every woman should have. But lacking vital brain cells like all women do, these female subjects are reduced to become potential rape victims on a psychosomatic bandit infested planet, where they willingly went to.

• Nigger: A nigger who used to pick cotton until he started getting Welfare checks from the government. He later joined the military so that he could steal their guns. His special ability let's him become an Engineer. Comes to the planet to steal some Crimson Knight-themed bikes. The only black character in the game, added to mask racism, but killed in the second game and replaced by a white douchenozzle, thus the whole point lost all of its fucking meaning. Incapable of sharing his emotions, the traits of his whole persona can be compared to a concrete block. Insecure with his own skills, he devoted his life depending on a machine to aim and kill for him. Rumoured to fanatically fuck his turrets after every successful assassination.

• Brick: The brainless steroid infested bloated fuck from Gears of War. Suffers from roid-rage and an acute case of micro-penis mixed with daddy issues and bipolar disorder, much like the player. Coincidentally, he uses this 'roiding as a special ability, Hulkin' out and fist-rapes enemies while being sexually confused.

• Mexican: The game's bitch luchadore, basically just the muscle reskinned and reeducated in using guns instead of his fists, who's looking for some kind of repayment for the crap he's dealt with (apparently the sweet beard isn't enough). Deported to the Middle East to shoot the guys from Killzone after his Green Card expired. His special ability turns Borderlands into angry birds, like they didn't take enough from other games.

• Autistic guy: The guy who balanced his life by removing his face with a spatula while repeatedly shooting people in the head from a distance. Rumored to suffer from dementia, witnessed numerous times talking to himself in a sexual manner, probably an alter ego. A boner can be visible at all times while the subject is in action.

• A zoophile: The first version of the autistic guy, but with an actual face and a pet girlfriend. A lonely alcoholic loser that loves nature too much at the point where he developed necrophilia over the years he spent in his childhood raping bird corpses and getting dumped by every human girlfriend he ever had, because he couldn't stop fucking their pets. He contracted aids from the wildlife around "Pandora" after his pet chicken got killed.

• A douche: The whole purpose of this character was to replace the black man that was obviously so 2010. Having the exact same abilities, the only difference now is that when he gets arrested, the cops won't start beating him for no reason. Basically, he's the love child of Nathan Drake and Steve Stifler, with the mental capabilities of a spoon.

Enemies

Environmentalists jack-off to this level of recycling.

The enemies can be summarized by walking in your local park and transforming the hyperactive children into adults and giving them weapons. The wildlife can be compared to snorting ten lines of coke while watching Animal Planet and eating shrooms.

Arab: they are batshit insane people who go around looting stuff in order to survive. They are everywhere and all they do is run directly towards you or stand in one place and shoot at you.

Crabwormlarvae: Underground crab things that can be killed pretty easily.

Crimson Lance: A group of high-level soldiers that have great weapons and shields. They have been known to kill civilians and disregard the law.

Guardians: A bunch of alien/robot things that fire lasers and stab you with lightsabers.

Rakks: A bunch of cliff racers bird-dragon dragon-bat-eagle things that fly around and annoy the player by causing them to waste ammo. Not to worry, though, as ammo apparently grows on trees and is left just about everywhere. Dropping health upon death, apparently carrying it in their dicks.

Rakk Hive: Huge monsters that Rakks live on, and can rape you in a minute flat if you're not prepared. Best to kill by aiming for the eyes and spam grenades.

Outriders: Basically the teenage like bandits that drive around in cars flipping you off and showing you their heinie threw the windshield. They can be completely ignored by launching a guided missile into their car and running over their flaming corpses. This shouldn't be an issue as their driving is that of a blind Pomeranian, that can't reach the pedals.

Scythid: Giant bug-things that crawl off of powerlines or out of your mom's snatch. Attack much like Skags do, except for the fact some blow up when you kill them up-close.

Skags: Zerg like dog creatures without assholes. They eat stuff and regurgitate anything they can't digest from ammo and guns to dollar bills, because the point of logic is to ignore it completely.

Spiderant: The result of a natural phenomenon of ants and spiders fucking or just being an unimaginative Gearbox employee twat. Without eyes, they will always confuse the player character as a potential mate and they will immediately start chasing you for the main reason of deflowering your asshole and forcing you into their colony. Some advanced species don't even need to chase you anymore because they've discovered a method to barrage you with hunks of jizz.

ClapTrap

ClapTrap... get it? Clap infested Trap... but in this case, just a midget in a metal box.

The ClapTraps (pronounced 'forced meme') are the uni-cycled robots inhabiting the world of Borderlands, which you'll come across several times on your journey and are more or less designed to be the "comedic" sidekick of the game.

Unfortunately, Gearbox missed the mark by several miles of creating a popular "Companion cube" like mascot character that's enduring and popular (Jew) to players, but what they didn't realize was that the idea of an annoying little robot that talked in a stupid electronic voice and went around dancing had already been used. (They also took the name "ClapTrap" from another entertainment franchise worshipped by nerds.) ClapTraps are living proof that robots can develop Assburgers.

The only reason to talk to these fucking things is they give you more space to your back pack for helping them, other than that, stay the fuck away from them, lest you run the risk of ramming your fist through the television to end their rage inducing unfunny bullshit.

	“	LOOK AT ME IM DANCING, IM DANCING!!	„
	—gay

	“	DO DO DO DO DO BEE BOP BO BEEP BO!!!	„
	—gay

	“	OH YEAH, GET DOWN! UH HUH, CHECK ME OUT YEAH!	„
	—gay

	“	OH GOD! AM I LEAKING? AM I OH GOD IM LEAKING!	„
	—gay

	“	THERE'S OIL! THERE'S OIL EVERYWHERE! WHAAAAAAAA!!!	„
	—gay

	“	I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT DEAD! STILL LOOKING FOR THE VAULT?	„
	—gay

	“	UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE I THINK IM OFF BEAT UNCE UNCE UNCE	„
	—gay

	“	THERE'S NEW MISSIONS AVAILABLE AT THE BOUNTY BOARD IN FYRESTONE!	„
	—OH GOD WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

	“	HAALP! HAAAALP!! COME ON!! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. AAAAAANYTHING. THINK ABOUT IT...	„
	—JESUS RAPEDICKS GET THE FUCKING FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU HEMORRHOID-O-TRON

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Duke Nukem Demo

When you buy Borderlands Game of the Year edition besides coming with all the addon's that you wasted forty bucks on also comes with an exclusive Duke Nukem demo on all systems. Though if you got the game through Steam and use the best console you can download the demo.

Rave Reviews

	“	Quite repetitive and somewhat boring.	„
	—Gamers.at

	“	Clichéd post-apocalyptic dystopian world; "Extreme" attitude; Fairly mundane shooting action; Split-screen as a concept.. so very 1999.	„
	—Crispy Gamer

	“	It's like Fallout, Gears, and D2 butt-fucked, and Gearbox collected the smegma.	„
	—Some Nobody

	“	GUNS GUNS GUNS OOH A SHIELD! GUNS GUNS	„
	—Typical online teamspeak

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Images

Gallery About missing Pics

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  Pandora has a huge BBW culture
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  YEE-HAW!
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  Dat Ass
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  Think I just shat a brick

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  They even have Spiderants, only in Pandora!
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  One of many bugs.
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  Nigga gonna steal my CAR
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  Also, he has 3 balls
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  Cosplayers can even ruin shit.

Rule 34 About missing Pics

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  By *Sindyanna, and so it begins...
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  Original cover art.
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Videos

Trailer - save yourself time and money, this is the whole game. THAT FUCKING SONG Just like real life. Previous Video | Next Video

Trolling

Fanbois

• Ask where the REAL melee weapons are.
• Ask for modded stuff.
• Mention the words "fall" and "out" in the same sentence on a Borderlands forum.
• Telling them an assault rifle with 97% accuracy and 215 damage isn't nearly as satisfying as having a life.
• Tell them the following based on which character they play
  • If they play as Lilith, it is because they desperately want a girlfriend and will never get laid.
  • If they play as Roland, it is because they are a wigger, or possibly a chav.
  • If they play as Brick, it is because they are a fat fuck who wishes he had chunk-power.
  • If they play as Mordecai, it is because they want to be a badass but are afraid to leave the basement.
• Tell them that WoW is an MMO that has more than just 4 players per server.
• Tell them Wolfenstein had better graphics.
• Tell them that an original art style doesn't mean jack shit if the only colors used are gray and brown.
• Ask them if the game ends once you get to vault 13
• Tell them you have the troll repeater pistol and want to trade it for a hex for your diablo character.
• Tell them the game is overrated

Online Tips (add more as you come by them)

• Attach your character with the "Transfusion" Grenade modifier, and start a Duel with your partner(s). Works best as Brick in a tight, confined space (Lost Cave, some Arenas, etc.) with about 5-6 grenades, and bonus points if you scream ALLAH ACKBAR! while doing do.
• As Roland or Brick, take off aimlessly into a dangerous area full of "Badass" bandits, skags, etc., then run back to your teammate(s) and either keep running and turn around to see if they survive, or quit and see if you'll even play together again.
• As Lilith, four words: Phasewalk the entire Duel.
• As Brick, scream the entire time you beat up Roland bare-handed, "PUNCH SOLDIERS RECEIVE GUNS!"
• As Mordecai or possibly Roland, run off from your group and hide out in a house or somewhere unseen around a Bandit spawn-point, and "blend in" as your partners get raped. When they reach Dying, run over to them, heal them, THEN challenge them to a Duel.
• As Roland, constantly ask where the white wimminz at, even if Lilith's in the group. ESPECIALLY if Lilith's in the group.
• Get yourself a modded gun and shield, so that you can kill anything and be unkillable. Then go into a game with noobs and continuously demand that you dual with them. Bonus points if you're in the middle of a fight. Win and claim that you have skillz or rub it in their face. Demand that you have another dual. Win and rub. Repeat.
• Join low lvl games and kill all bosses and steal the loot.
• "Help" new players with boss battles by escorting them there and then wonder off to do something more importiant. When they ask wtf you are doing respond with "Did you not get the message? There are more jobs available at the new haven bounty board. You kill him i'll go get the mission"
• As the driver crash the car
• Make up a class mod and say a boss dropped it and refuse to trade it for anything.
• Constantly ask to "borrow" money.

Fun Facts

• There are actually Achievements/Trophies for playing this game for moar then 10-12 days, and upwards. What this breaks down to is leaving the game on Pause while watching something on TV or going outside, which you won't if you're trying to get these intentionally. OR, it would be if 12 Days of Pandora wasn't just for getting a certain number kills with each weapon type. Some people get anal-retentive when fact-checking.
• One of the Awards you can get involves playing with a member of Quuerbox, or someone that's already played with them, and then sharing that Award with other people online.
• Borderlands 2 is coming out early 2012. That's right, a sequel.
• The main reason mercenaries came to "Pandora" from all over the galaxy, was to build their fortune, but no one considered the option to stop buying guns.
• Somehow ammo on "Pandora" can materialize itself from thin air and also multiply in green containers.
• To this day it is unknown why there aren't any psycho female bandits and how exactly do bandits reproduce in such great numbers in such a fast pace.
• No one can explain the large number of midgets on "Pandora" or how they got there in the first place. A theory implies a hermaphrodite reproduction of some sort.
• Every downloadable content released by the money hungry Jews is actually worst than the game itself.
• The plot of the second game was written by someone suffering from short-term memory loss and mental retardation. The plot starts with the antagonist trying to murder our protagonists, later confessing his plan was to manipulate them all along... but then why try killing them in the first place?
• Borderlands 2 can be compared to The Hangover Part II. Recycling everything to make a fast cash-grab should not offend me so much, put it does when every innocuous bastard feeds Gearbox Software with more money they obviously need to fill their swimming pools.
• Building such a game shouldn't represent success and/or triumph, but the vast majority of gamers today can be entertained by a colorful light and a hand puppet.

See Also

• /k/
• Basement Dweller
• Brink
• Diablo II
• Fallout
• Gears of War
• Halo
• Left 4 Dead
• Oblivion

External Links

• 34'd, for your pleasure
• Borderlands Official Site
• Fæcesbook Page
• Fæcesbook Fan Page
• FORUMS!
• Gearbox owner's Twatter
• How do I hax gaem on PC?
• Wikia Page

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