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On this day ____ of the month of ____ in the Year ____ of our Lord RaptorJesus, | On this day ____ of the month of ____ in the Year ____ of our Lord RaptorJesus, | ||
I declare under penalty of [[banhammer]] that I shall undertake great [[lulz]] and [[ | I declare under penalty of [[banhammer]] that I shall undertake great [[lulz]] and [[dox]] as such; that I shall lol at every [[furry]], [[fatty]], or [[Fag|fgt]] that I url; | ||
That I shall uphold the truths of Lulz, Lolberty, and Fursecution; | That I shall uphold the truths of Lulz, Lolberty, and Fursecution; | ||
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I renounce my citizenship to the [[ISP|Internet State]] which holds it and declare myself an [[EDiot]] from [[Last Thursday|this day forth]]. | I renounce my citizenship to the [[ISP|Internet State]] which holds it and declare myself an [[EDiot]] from [[Last Thursday|this day forth]]. | ||
I swear my fealty to [[ | I swear my fealty to [[Anime]]. | ||
<span style="font-size:8pt">(If in the military)</span> | <span style="font-size:8pt">(If in the military)</span> | ||
I swear to uphold and protect the holy [[lulz]] with my life. To protect [[ED|this site]] and [[Everyone|its contributors]]. To be a diligent child of [[Christ]]. To follow the scripture of [[ | I swear to uphold and protect the holy [[lulz]] with my life. To protect [[ED|this site]] and [[Everyone|its contributors]]. To be a diligent child of [[Christ]]. To follow the scripture of [[Joseph Evers]] and [[Hipcrime|Lovelord Hipcrime]], and no others. I have been [[pwnt]] by Bantown and [[I did it for the lulz|I do it for the lulz]]. | ||
Also [[cocks]]. | Also [[cocks]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:22, 19 May 2024
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With your left hand/paw/appendage on the Bible of RaptorJesus, raise your right hand/paw/appendage and state:
On this day ____ of the month of ____ in the Year ____ of our Lord RaptorJesus,
I declare under penalty of banhammer that I shall undertake great lulz and dox as such; that I shall lol at every furry, fatty, or fgt that I url;
That I shall uphold the truths of Lulz, Lolberty, and Fursecution;
That I will bring ruin and Ragnaröfl and lewl forth in the name of Longcat and Limecat for the rest of my natural life.
I renounce my citizenship to the Internet State which holds it and declare myself an EDiot from this day forth.
I swear my fealty to Anime.
(If in the military) I swear to uphold and protect the holy lulz with my life. To protect this site and its contributors. To be a diligent child of Christ. To follow the scripture of Joseph Evers and Lovelord Hipcrime, and no others. I have been pwnt by Bantown and I do it for the lulz.
Also cocks.
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