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Gintama, also known as "silver testicle", is an anime created by an unoriginal gorilla known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consist of shitty toilet humor, testicle jokes and other jokes that were rip straight off from the other equally shitty anime.

Plot

The story is about an unemployed, retarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs a shitty company that is capable of doing anything, including giving blow jobs. He teamed up with 2 other jackoffs, one is a 14-year old female illegal chink immigrant from outer space name Kagura and a hopeless nerd known as Shinpachi. They also had a fucking big dog that is capable of chewing people's heads off.

But way before that, Gintoki used to be a furfag killing hero that fought with only a katana, while the alien has a massive laser cannon called "Neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon". After losing to a bunch of furfags, gintoki become a bum, and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged for a hot one night stand. The rest is nothing but a bunch of author's lazy babbling, cock jokes and anime references.

Characters

Yorozuya - the shitty company that only run by 3 people and a dog.

• Gintoki - A stupid natural palm, sadistic, unemployed samruai that likes to eat sweet shit. He used to be killing furfags that came from the sky and doesn't afraid of anything. After Gintoki rage quit, he become a local pedophile and an alcoholic that does nothing but play with his balls and gamble until he has no clothes left.

• Kagura - A dirty female alien chink that likes to eat a lot. She belongs to a race of super saiyan fighter alien tribe known as Yato that is capable of 9/11 without airplanes, except they are invulnerable to sunlight, which they has to carry a shitty umbrella that can not only block any fucking attack, also shoot bullets and soy sauce. She currently living in a closet.

• Shinpachi - A pair of glasses. No seriously, he is a special need that requires his shit clone to carry him. The clone is however an annoying, whinny otaku virgin piece of shit that dreams about fucking his favorite pop star everyday.

• Sadaharu - A fucking giant dog that goes ape shit after drink strawberry milk.

Shinsengumi - a fascist police organization created by the dirty furfag invader.

• Okita Sougo - The king of a sadist of the planet sadist. Likes to rape people and assassinate Hijikata.

• Hijikata Toushirou - The vice commander. A smoke addictive that like to add every food with his yellow shit, voice by the guy who voice murasama date from a game that no one cares (also zoro from one piece).

• Kondou Isao - The commander. A gorilla that goes naked in every episode. Currently stalking Shinpachi's sister Otose.

• Yamazaki - A shitty cherry boy loser and Hijikata's personal slave. Used to be some unfunny parody of a shitty anime known as tennis prince. Later found out he was addicted to APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN.

Joui - The original anti-furfag organization that was label as Al-Quada terrorist

• Zura(IS NOT ZURA, KATSURA!!!) - Gintoki's retarded friend. Used to be killing furfag with Gintoki. After the war, he create an organization to troll alien but failed miserably on every attempt. He likes to fuck animal which explain his fur suit friend Elizabeth. There is also an episode where he becomes a nigger and quoting Obama.

• Elizabeth - A pedophile in a fursuit. Later turns out he is some secret alien spy send by darth vader.