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'''Gintama''' | '''Gintama'''(銀魂 ''Gintama'' lit. "Silver Testicles"}, is an anime created by an unoriginal [[nigger|gorilla]] known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consist of shitty toilet humor, testicle jokes and other jokes that were ripped straight off from [[Naruto|another equally shitty anime]]. | ||
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
The story is about an [[NEET|unemployed]], retarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs | The story is about an [[NEET|unemployed]], retarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs an [[Apple|shitty company]] that is capable of doing anything, including giving blow jobs. He teamed up with 2 other jackoffs, one is a [[12 year old girl|14-year old female]] illegal chink immigrant from outer space name Kagura and a hopeless [[nerd]] known as Shinpachi. They also had a fucking [[Buy A Dog|big dog]] that is capable of chewing people's heads off. | ||
But way before that, Gintoki used to be a furfag killing hero that fought with only a katana, while the alien has a massive laser cannon called "Neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon". After losing to a bunch of furfags, gintoki become a [[hobosexual|bum]], and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged for a hot one night stand. The rest is nothing but a bunch of author's lazy babbling, cock jokes and anime references. | But way before that, Gintoki used to be a furfag killing hero that fought with only a katana, while the alien has a massive laser cannon called "Neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon". After losing to a bunch of furfags, gintoki become a [[hobosexual|bum]], and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged for a hot one night stand. The rest is nothing but a bunch of author's lazy babbling, cock jokes and anime references. |
Revision as of 23:20, 15 November 2012
Gintama(銀魂 Gintama lit. "Silver Testicles"}, is an anime created by an unoriginal gorilla known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consist of shitty toilet humor, testicle jokes and other jokes that were ripped straight off from another equally shitty anime.
Plot
The story is about an unemployed, retarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs an shitty company that is capable of doing anything, including giving blow jobs. He teamed up with 2 other jackoffs, one is a 14-year old female illegal chink immigrant from outer space name Kagura and a hopeless nerd known as Shinpachi. They also had a fucking big dog that is capable of chewing people's heads off.
But way before that, Gintoki used to be a furfag killing hero that fought with only a katana, while the alien has a massive laser cannon called "Neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon". After losing to a bunch of furfags, gintoki become a bum, and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged for a hot one night stand. The rest is nothing but a bunch of author's lazy babbling, cock jokes and anime references.
Characters
Yorozuya - the shitty company that only run by 3 people and a dog. Built on the old bitch's store, which Gintoki never pay for the rent.
• Gintoki - A stupid natural palm, sadistic, unemployed samruai that likes to eat sweet shit. He used to be killing furfags that came from the sky and doesn't afraid of anything. After Gintoki rage quit, he become a local pedophile and an alcoholic that does nothing but play with his balls and gamble until he has no clothes left.
• Kagura - A dirty female alien chink that likes to eat a lot. She belongs to a race of super saiyan fighter alien tribe known as Yato that is capable of 9/11 without airplanes, except they are invulnerable to sunlight, which they has to carry a shitty umbrella that can not only block any fucking attack, also shoot bullets and soy sauce. She currently living in a closet.
• Shinpachi - A pair of glasses. No seriously, he is a special need that requires his shit clone to carry him. The clone is however an annoying, whinny otaku virgin piece of shit that dreams about fucking his favorite pop star everyday.
• Sadaharu - A fucking giant dog that goes ape shit after drink strawberry milk.
Shinsengumi - A fascist police organization created by the dirty furfag invader. They use Katana in melee battle while using bazooka in range combat (lol rocket noobz from halo).
• Okita Sougo - The king of a sadist of the planet sadist. Likes to rape people and assassinate Hijikata.
• Hijikata Toushirou - The vice commander. A smoke addictive that like to add every food with his yellow shit, voice by the guy who voice murasama date from a game that no one cares (also zoro from one piece).
• Kondou Isao - The commander. A gorilla that goes naked in every episode. Currently stalking Shinpachi's sister Otose.
• Yamazaki - A shitty cherry boy loser and Hijikata's personal slave. Used to be some unfunny parody of a shitty anime known as tennis prince. Later found out he was addicted to APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN.
Joui - The original anti-furfag organization that was label as Al-Quada terrorist
• Zura(IS NOT ZURA, KATSURA!!!) - Gintoki's retarded friend. Used to be killing furfag with Gintoki. After the war, he create an organization to troll alien but failed miserably on every attempt. He likes to fuck animal which explain his fur suit friend Elizabeth. There is also an episode where he becomes a nigger and quoting Obama.
• Elizabeth - A pedophile in a fursuit. Later turns out he is some secret alien spy send by darth vader.
Amanto(furfags) - The faggots from outer spaces that invaded the earth in the first place. Instead of targeting other country like China, they came for the fucking samurai in Japan(and you do know how samurai pwns alien if you ever watch the new predator movie). After the invasion, they put banhammer rule on using swords (which turns out to be a retarded idea, since human can use just use guns to fight back, but all the samurais are retarded anyway). The Bakufu (moot?) are the filthy fascist government furfags that controls the earth.
• Prince fuka - A fat shit head from outer space that's responsible for sending 100% of aids from outer space.
episode revision
After finish that unfunny arc about Gintoki's shit clone Kintoki, instead of making normal episode and follows the manga storyline, he decided to pull a gamedude episode revision crap that nobody cares.
Vidya gaem
Since the characters in Gintama has no special moves or what so ever, instead of making fighting game, they came up with this crap.
Notice how it rips off monopoly
Video
Katsura and gintoki killing furfags for great justice (notice how this video has no sound because of the copyright. I wonder who did it?)
Gallery
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only for yaoi fangirl.
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buy it now! so you can sleep with an unemployee bum!!!
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Shinpachi IRL
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One of the millions of filthy furfag aliens you are gonna see it in this show
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External Links
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Gintama is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |