User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 10

• JUNE 26, 2010 THROUGH OCTOBER 28, 2010 partial. Archive 0. Dot COM
• APRIL 20, 2011 THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2011 Archive 1
• JANUARY 1, 2012 THROUGH MARCH 27, 2012 Archive 2
• MARCH 27, 2012 THROUGH JUNE 19, 2012 Archive 3
• JUNE 20, 2012 THROUGH NOVEMBER 24, 2012 Archive 4
• NOVEMBER 24, 2012 THROUGH FEBRUARY 8, 2013 Archive 5
• FEBRUARY 8, 2013 THROUGH MAY 1, 2013 Archive 6
• MAY 1, 2013 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 Archive 7
• SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 THROUGH MARCH 1, 2014 Archive 8
• MARCH 1, 2014 THROUGH JANUARY 31, 2015 Archive 9
• JANUARY 31, 2015 THROUGH NOVEMBER 5, 2015 Archive 10
• NOVEMBER 5, 2015 THROUGH NOVEMBER 21, 2016 Archive 11

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• November 21, 2016 through May 26, 2017 remnant of Archive 12, labeled "NOVEMBER 21, 2016 THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2018" (.RS)
• January 1, 2019 through June 26, 2019 ^[1] rich text paste of what would've been Archive 13. from Wayback. (.RS)
• February 22, 2020 through September 5, 2020 partial. Imported to .WIKI from .RS

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• February 7, 2021 through December 31, 2023

Dazed and confsued

since when could "Hiprcime" and "top" be used in the same wiki space? I demand a move. Mike the Great (talk) 05:01, 31 January 2015 (EDT) 04:01, 31 January 2015 (EST)

You're the top in that scenario, cowboy. Vermin   10:31, 31 January 2015 (EST)

Fappy New Year

Skype pls ◔ᴗ◔ 20:03, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Maybe you should try to avoid banning entire regions then :D. Get on irc fgt? ◔ᴗ◔ 02:44, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Banning

Just a heads up. When you ban someone make sure you go to Special:Blocklist immediately afterward and unban the IP number of the user, for some reason shit is fucked up and banning every user whenever a user is banned, subsequently showing all users the block page and the IP of the banned user. This will be fixed soon but for now we are going to have to do that. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:23, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Just a heads up

a guy vandalized the JustinRPG page, and not only did I revert the edits, I used the Pain template on his user page. Just a reminder--Ezstick76 21:01, 17 February 2015 (EST)

Happy V-Day.

Sorry I was late. <3 Turbogook 14:40, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Honestly, I should have trimmed. That inch of hair is not flattering, but really spur of the moment cause I had the hard on, remembered my special little man, and thought "put meds on dick." Turbogook 18:54, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Turducken

Curt Sibling is the first, last and only piece of DA crap we're putting on here.

In case you hadn't noticed, ED is being taken over by DA fairies. Fuck that noise. Negative Memory Retrieval 22:07, 24 February 2015 (EST)

Hay babay.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:Turbogook#Kevin_Mann

Could you be a darling and help me with this? I need more room on my talk page, but I'm not sure how to turn that text into a collapsible. Can you lead me to a guide or something? Turbogook 03:35, 5 March 2015 (EST)

IRC

In the "seekret channel" right now. Mr. S will be along later. Negative Memory Retrieval 20:45, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

I am mad jelly bb.

File:Kevinchat9.png

Hole is hole, amirite?Turbogook 20:43, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

lol yaurite. :D -hipcrime 23:25, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

I am mad jelly bb.

Hole is hole, amirite?Turbogook 20:44, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

o shit

Not that I don't think anyone hasn't already put two and two together and figured out who I am, I haven't exactly cared about who knows. Having said that, could you remove a picture for me bb or send me to someone I should talk to? I'd rather not have to deal with any blowback from my friends for my clumsiness. It's Kevintherapist.png Turbogook 00:02, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the aid anyway bbdoll. You know we cool as fuck. Turbogook 00:38, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

Sir?

You sir, do you know of the monkey shit legends on the internet name Wonchop he's ally of Kylee Henke aka SonicRocksMySocks the fat whore piece of shit lowlife. If you know one of the history of her please do edit the article of wonchop. Let not forget about her [evil] ally such as Dreachu & RileyAV edit there article please if you like, both are so lame and shitty they really are. — Preceding unsigned comment added by TheEDKid1991 (talk • contribs)

People really appreciate what you do here

http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=133571#p133571:

Meanwhile I noticed that Encyclopedia Dramatica went ahead and did what WMF wasn't willing to, to identify the stalker TBloemink. The WMF only saw fit to remove his steward (basically a WMF-wide super administrator with all privacy invasive authority privileges) rights, and those to be reattainable after a mere six months. You can see what ED's Ilvadel did here (https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566245698887090176, (archive), https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566080724210438144). Associated the stalker TBloemink to his suspected Twitter ID, which was inadvertently confirmed by Mr. Bloemink, of Groningen, Netherlands.

--JuniusThaddeus 14:00, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Far be it from me to question the Crime

but I skipped the 25th on AOTN cuz, in my absence, everyone skipped it. Also, fuck you, get on IRC. —  VX  23:05, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Your template

Why is the {{hipcrime}} template blanked? by you :( Tigercommander 13:39, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Why did you blank it in the first place? Tigercommander 16:06, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

JurgenNL

Understand you were trying to unmask that snotty kid. I can tell you some things for certain:

• 1. He first appeared on nl-WP in 2012 under the name Jurgen1996. Google that and you get this and this. So his real name is Jurgen Nieuwland, a student at Develstein College in Zwijndrecht.
• 2. He's permanently blocked on nl-WP, so all this may be academic. However, if you look at his talkpage history, you find that he was VERY friendly with MoiraMoira, going all the way back to 2012.
• 3. the little bastard created accounts on a load of assorted WMF projects. Including Armenian WP, and I seriously doubt he understands that language.

Helps? Negative Memory Retrieval 03:26, 30 March 2015 (EDT)

GTA Myths Wiki page

Hey I'm Boomer8, an admin from GTA Myths Wiki.

   To make a long story short, some asshole has been vandalizing the website by posting holocaust and anime porn images; and now leaving links leading to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he created. I've looked over your Removal Policy and the page qualifies to be removed; or at least censored. The page has personal information on GTA Myths Wiki users like some users'  home addresses, IP addresses, links to their Facebook, and real pictures of them. Those things listed are in violation of your Removal Policy. Now I'm not trying to be a stickler or tell you how to run your website, I just want a safe and comfortable environment for users of the GTA Myths Wiki without having a page written about them describing them as a "sandnigger" or a "britfag". I've checked out Encyclopedia Dramatica before and it's a pretty funny web site; but this hateful little prick who wrote the page is just using ED as a shitty attack site - what it was not meant for. Please consider removing this page; I'd be much appreciative. 

Page Link: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/GTA_Myths_Wiki — Preceding unsigned comment added by Boomer8 (talk • contribs)

Story Template

how the fuck do i use it? whenever i do i get this shit

lol sorry for spamming your talk page with this crap Tigercommander 12:15, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

It did thx, i removed it from your talk page cuz its too big and will probably slow it down.

Thx again Tigercommander 12:20, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

IRC tonite

Around 5pm, hokay? Negative Memory Retrieval 17:03, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Hey man

Just wanna tell you good job on keeping with the Luka Fagnotta page. I've kinda been following his antics after I stumbled on his ED page like a month before he killed that chinese guy. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 19:42, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

irc again

You got time Friday around 6pm? Negative Memory Retrieval 00:59, 17 April 2015 (EDT)

hey

hey Hipcrime. ~Tasmænia ^{Email me!!!} 20:26, 18 April 2015 (EDT)

Your wiki axetivities

Do you seriously just fix formatting errors all day?

Should I emulate you? Gretchen 03:34, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

will do! thanks! Gretchen 11:38, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

SPOKEN WIKIPEDIA minus the autoplay

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:

Spoken Wikipedia: Rectal foreign body

...inspired by:

Spoken Wikipedia: Butt plug

As requested by Russavia, yet later deleted by Odder:

Censored Spoken Wikipedia: Pricasso

mad props to whoever narrated this. :^) -hipcrime 03:36, 13 May 2015 (EDT)

What up

I finally did what I promised to do

 ^»»W^hat 11:35, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

• Ask and you shall receive:

 ^»»W^hat 15:37, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

re: the dosfag

HI FREN

ME AND PHOBOS WOULD LIKE IT SUPER BIG IF YOU COULD NOT HELP OUT DOSFAG

HE LITERALLY HITLER

LOVE AND LOBSTERS

<3 HOMOCIDE

edit: THIS MUSIC SUCKS  — Preceding comment added by Homicide (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

2nded

 ^»»W^hat 20:42, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

if you guys mean the user page, that is a tribute to Ricky Wilson. the Spoken Wikipedia article for rectal foreign body was done special for me by an anonymous friend, and i think it's sexy as fuck. :P -hipcrime 20:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

Re: who what

I was making a playful comparison of an old Zaiger quote about Killhamster to Likeicare's amended version of the article written about me after I saw Killhamster tried rewriting the article about himself. Basically what I told him there was "someone said the same thing about me in an article, and I didn't care to change it/have it changed." It's more amusing in its current state just like his is. Vermin    01:15, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Template Help

I'm making my own template, and I kinda need some help. After I publish it, am I able to add my own custom message in it without any special coding? Or do I have to add the {{}} ? I don't know if this question makes any sense. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I KINDA figured it out. I meant with how the template {{Catgirl}} allows you to add a special message when you post it on a user page, so like this:

Good job with being an epic admin! I award you with a catgirl!

(If you click the edit button on this, you can see what I mean) --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:18, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Nevermind! I got it! I'm sorry for wasting your time- ;;;; --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:24, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Speaking of templates

ED needs a reference list of the special templates, somewhere easy to find (a link on the LH navigation bar would be ideal). I keep forgetting how to do the video and quote templates, image galleries, shit like that. We also need a list of the "spesshul" ED categories for different subjects. No other wiki uses these things. Please don't just say "look at an existing article". Mah brane don't work too good no moar and ah cain't remembeh. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 16:28, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

thnx, that helps, is there a list of categories anywhere? Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 20:33, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

Guess who's back

Looks like I have some catching up to do. The sysop rules appear to have changed a great deal since I was around last, and my deletionist tendencies are gonna cause strife lol ^»»W^hat 08:59, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

ED Forum Question

Hey, hipcrime. Just wondering how I can register on the forums? I'm trying to but something doesn't let me... do you know what's up? :)

Suki 17:54, 28 May 2015 (EDT)

Ask this guy Tigercommander 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

AIDs

Thanks senpai Tigercommander 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

Asphyxiaphilia

I hope it's everything you were hoping for and more. *smirks* Vermin    22:26, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

Great catch

I had not even noticed that. You are most keen-eyed. CobaltCat 09:39, 30 June 2015 (EDT)

hey

i need to reset my dildomail password bc i dont remember it at all. how do i do that?--Talk to me|Contribs 11:18, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

Hey man can you fill me in a little bit

Hey bro you're always pretty swell, it's not that I have any horses in this race but could you like clue me in with a tl;dr version about what happened to Schnookums and Vermin? I mean the reason I ask is I wanted to ask Schnookums what was up with Vermin getting reamed and then noticed he was banned too. I LOL'd (not that I hate them) all I'm really looking for is the short story. Like just clue a brother in and thank you in advance. Keep it short and simple because as you know I have the attention span of a 3 year old. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 17:58, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

• I feel you there man, I can't function on forums or IRC thats why I stay the fuck away from it haha :D i'm just too autistic. i'd be posting pictures of my shits every day. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 18:20, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

It is i!

HI! I am hipcrime. Jews. Did WTC. Cocks. Ill suck em. --LittleHitler 18:23, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

Prestigious Award

Please enjoy this highly sought after and rare award!

— Preceding unsigned comment added by LittleHitler (talk • contribs)

Email

I've sent you an Email. --JuniusThaddeus 08:40, 23 August 2015 (EDT)

Good news from Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikimedia_UK&diff=679008126. --JuniusThaddeus 16:24, 2 September 2015 (EDT)

Lord Tony sucks!

He likes My Little Pony.Egg & Cress 04:44, 23 September 2015 (EDT)

Wikipedia and the culture of incompetence

	“	EDiots are encouraged to infiltrate the Foundation. Competence is not required, and you'll get the chance to spit in your boss's coffee, for the lulz.	„

I had a mighty chortle at this, and that visual editor is still unworkable. I remember when they first rolled it out, and I trust it's no better today. Really hoping there hasn't been an Ironholds RfA. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I get concerned because I'm insufferably conscientious. All the homo <3 —  VX  01:07, 25 September 2015 (EDT)

fug u

feggo--Newsadism 09:09, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Cyberviolence

You deserve to be cyberviolenced for being such a homo. CobaltCat 15:49, 4 October 2015 (EDT)

Burger King? Are you sure you are gay? CobaltCat 16:13, 4 October 2015 (EDT)

You probably stole them, in the hopes that you would go to jail so you could raped in the butt repeatedly. CobaltCat 16:25, 4 October 2015 (EDT)

that quote

Glad you noticed that. The shortened ibtimes link I was using died, but I found another. I'll throw in an archive as well, just to be sure. —  VX  17:32, 7 October 2015 (EDT)

It's all I've seen of it. Uber added the removed article's text to the article, which I wasn't able to find with admittedly less effort than I should have invested. —  VX  18:08, 7 October 2015 (EDT)

Is there any way to talk to you?

Hey Hipcrime, is there any way that I could talk to you via email or something? - KingSpook — Preceding unsigned comment added by KingSpook (talk • contribs)