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'''Stealthing''' is when you (not ''you'', the gene deficient retard reading this because you will be coming up later) know you have the '''God''' given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior gened children as is achievable in your lifetime because it's your God given place, right and duty to damage the [[condom]] that you're wearing by poking holes into it before [[sex]] or removing it during sex to finish out by riding the [[bitch]] bareback and blasting her insides with a vanilla milkshake so you can make babies that will be leaders taking their places in this flood of people that think that 1/8 of any ethnicity makes them 100% pure instead of the mixed breed, mutt that they are. | |||
[[ | In [[you]]r case, your inferior, Untermensch [[ass]] will most likely be with some [[fat]], deformed, [[retard|soft in the head]] [[Chris Chan|Gene Freak]], hard up and wanting madly to have a baby so bad that she is willing to trap your [[Money|Minimum Wage]] earning [[McDonalds]] ass so she'll be the one to offer up the damaged condoms or will most likely use a [[Woman|lady condom]] that she already inserted inside herself to hide the fact that she cut the top cff and before we, [[Nazi|The Superior Race]] know it, you have contributed 5 of the dumbest and [[ugly|Ugliest]] kids to the [[Earth|World's]] population and gene pool by adding your [[Dog|mutt]] genes to it because after the first one you will have said, "[[Fuck]] it", and give the world 4 more mixbreed, deformed dogs that would be put down if they were caught by the dog catcher. | ||
' | == How It's Done == | ||
[[File:Girl boobytraps condom.jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | |||
Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke [[Vagina|holes]] in the condom with a sewing needle that you can buy at any sewing section in the back of a [[Wal-Mart]]. It's that easy. (Btw: real men know basic sewing skills. A sewing kit is a required item in a Navy Seal's equipment, so don't act all tough [[homo]]) | |||
Even an [[Autism|Autistic Sperg]] like you can pull the needle method off. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you; For most of you, this is where you'd lose it and fall asleep five minutes later but for the rest of us, this is where the stealth in stealthing comes in. | |||
The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like [[Religion|missionary]]. Give her a couple of good strokes and say you want to give it to her good and hard from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all of your [[Sperm|Baby Gravy]] as you slam deep home when you finish. | |||
If you're the one in charge of the condom or are presented with the right opportunities, it's a pretty simple process. | |||
*if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break. | |||
The | *The standard poking holes in the condom is pretty easy. If she makes you wear her condoms and you're in her bedroom, just bring a needle to her house or apartment and when she uses the bathroom, go crazy poking holes in the condoms she keeps in the drawer of her nightstand. You can also cut the tip of a sewing needle off with a wire cutter and Crazy-Glue it to the tip of a finger. Poke a hole in the tip as you're putting it on. | ||
*Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those [[Fuck]]ers will turn to dust with the first stroke. | *Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those [[Fuck]]ers will turn to dust with the first stroke. | ||
*if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on | *if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on | ||
*In your case, get a condom that is | |||
*In your case, get a condom that is too big for you, for you it will be an extra small, ensuring that it will slip off [[My Tiny Dick|Your tiny dick]] during the old in/out | |||
== Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve == | == Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve == | ||
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Like you [[Women]] want to pass on their genes too and you'll be helping them by giving her a [[Baby]]. It's a known truth that all women, either straight or a [[Lesbian|dyke]] want a baby that they can take care of and raise. It's been their [[life]] long dream from when they were [[kid|4]] - especially if they win the genetics lottery and are awarded with a [[boy]]. Instead of a baby doll, they're getting the real thing so what is there to complain about? They'll even be happy with a girl because then they can throw away their fake, plastic dolls and play pretty, pretty, make-up girl with their daughter from the day she is born and when she turns [[12-year-old girl|13]], she becomes a real life Barbie doll that she can dress up in the [[whore|sluttastic]] ways the mother has always wanted to dress but her father would take a belt to her because he could see the beaver hole under her skirt. | |||
Thanks to this gift granted by stealthing, all of their dreams will come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the [[men]], sit back safely in our recliners to either play [[Call of Duty]] or watch football - knowing that our genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation. | |||
'''Darwin''' Would call this act of stealthing a genetic survival tactic because it is designed to pass on one's genes. | |||
{{Quote|Such traits might evolve if they are sexually selected, that is if they increase the individual's reproductive success|Charles Darwin}} | |||
Darwin would say that this deceptive act of reproduction by using underhanded means to impregnate and have a woman carry that child to term is in of itself a survival strategy. He would argue that the passing on of genes as being a form of immortality because your genes will be crossing multiple generations and influencing future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - [[you]]. | |||
Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a [[Woman]]'s dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen standing in front of an oven cooking, cleaning the house and making [[sammich|Sammiches]] for her kids and the man she's trapped by saying that 7 and one-half months is a full term pregnancy. | |||
By poking a hole in a condom, you're giving her the life she really wants and positively aiding in the [[Evolution|Natural Selection]] of the human race. | |||
== Legality per Nation == | |||
As of now it is perfectly fine in the [[United States|U.S. of A]] because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex, she has also consented to letting her insides get a good ole fashioned [[sperm ]]shower. Despite the United States quickly becoming the Fuhrer's New [[Socialist]] Deutsche Land from the the 1930s. Even with all of the [[Liberal|libtards]] taking over, you can still stealth with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. | |||
[[File:Tiny pinhole in condom stealthingl.jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | |||
<s>[[California]], on the other hand, being the idiot state full of [[spic|beaners]], gooks, and [[Nigger|spooks]] have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be [[Mary Sue|Sued]] idiot. Getting Sued isn't your only problem in Cali because the chick you stealthed has up to 24 weeks to decide if she wants to get the baby sucked out of her so it makes more sense to focus only on [[Catholic]] girls, like the beaners, because everyone else will be a waste of time but [[Abortion]] is seen as a [[Sin|Mortal Sin]] to Catholics as they've had it drilled into their heads that they'll go straight to [[Hell]] if they have the baby coat hangered out of their [[Vagina|Hatchet Cut]].</s> ''[[irony|Made legal in September 2021]]; Fuck to your hearts desire.'' | |||
You also need to watch out what country you're in because many countries see stealthing as [[almost raped|rape]]. These include: [[Canada]], [[Germany]], [[United Kingdom]], [[New Zealand]], [[The Netherlands]] and [[Switzerland]]. | |||
Do not attempt stealthing in these countries because you will do serious [[prison]] time under the crime of rape/sexual assault. But on the other hand, you won't have to worry about any stealthing because every [[motherfucker]] on the prison block will be riding your bare ass doggy style. | |||
== See Also == | |||
*[[Condom]] | |||
*[[Almost Raped]] | |||
*[[Bug chasing]] | |||
*[[Pregnant]] | |||
*[[Mother]] | |||
*[[Penis]] / [[Vagina]] | |||
*[[Sex]] | |||
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{{RapeSeries}} | |||
{{Sex}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:05, 11 July 2023
Stealthing is when you (not you, the gene deficient retard reading this because you will be coming up later) know you have the God given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior gened children as is achievable in your lifetime because it's your God given place, right and duty to damage the condom that you're wearing by poking holes into it before sex or removing it during sex to finish out by riding the bitch bareback and blasting her insides with a vanilla milkshake so you can make babies that will be leaders taking their places in this flood of people that think that 1/8 of any ethnicity makes them 100% pure instead of the mixed breed, mutt that they are.
In your case, your inferior, Untermensch ass will most likely be with some fat, deformed, soft in the head Gene Freak, hard up and wanting madly to have a baby so bad that she is willing to trap your Minimum Wage earning McDonalds ass so she'll be the one to offer up the damaged condoms or will most likely use a lady condom that she already inserted inside herself to hide the fact that she cut the top cff and before we, The Superior Race know it, you have contributed 5 of the dumbest and Ugliest kids to the World's population and gene pool by adding your mutt genes to it because after the first one you will have said, "Fuck it", and give the world 4 more mixbreed, deformed dogs that would be put down if they were caught by the dog catcher.
How It's Done
Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke holes in the condom with a sewing needle that you can buy at any sewing section in the back of a Wal-Mart. It's that easy. (Btw: real men know basic sewing skills. A sewing kit is a required item in a Navy Seal's equipment, so don't act all tough homo)
Even an Autistic Sperg like you can pull the needle method off. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you; For most of you, this is where you'd lose it and fall asleep five minutes later but for the rest of us, this is where the stealth in stealthing comes in.
The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like missionary. Give her a couple of good strokes and say you want to give it to her good and hard from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all of your Baby Gravy as you slam deep home when you finish.
If you're the one in charge of the condom or are presented with the right opportunities, it's a pretty simple process.
- if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break.
- The standard poking holes in the condom is pretty easy. If she makes you wear her condoms and you're in her bedroom, just bring a needle to her house or apartment and when she uses the bathroom, go crazy poking holes in the condoms she keeps in the drawer of her nightstand. You can also cut the tip of a sewing needle off with a wire cutter and Crazy-Glue it to the tip of a finger. Poke a hole in the tip as you're putting it on.
- Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those Fuckers will turn to dust with the first stroke.
- if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on
- In your case, get a condom that is too big for you, for you it will be an extra small, ensuring that it will slip off Your tiny dick during the old in/out
Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve
Like you Women want to pass on their genes too and you'll be helping them by giving her a Baby. It's a known truth that all women, either straight or a dyke want a baby that they can take care of and raise. It's been their life long dream from when they were 4 - especially if they win the genetics lottery and are awarded with a boy. Instead of a baby doll, they're getting the real thing so what is there to complain about? They'll even be happy with a girl because then they can throw away their fake, plastic dolls and play pretty, pretty, make-up girl with their daughter from the day she is born and when she turns 13, she becomes a real life Barbie doll that she can dress up in the sluttastic ways the mother has always wanted to dress but her father would take a belt to her because he could see the beaver hole under her skirt.
Thanks to this gift granted by stealthing, all of their dreams will come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the men, sit back safely in our recliners to either play Call of Duty or watch football - knowing that our genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation.
Darwin Would call this act of stealthing a genetic survival tactic because it is designed to pass on one's genes.
—Charles Darwin | ||
Darwin would say that this deceptive act of reproduction by using underhanded means to impregnate and have a woman carry that child to term is in of itself a survival strategy. He would argue that the passing on of genes as being a form of immortality because your genes will be crossing multiple generations and influencing future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - you.
Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a Woman's dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen standing in front of an oven cooking, cleaning the house and making Sammiches for her kids and the man she's trapped by saying that 7 and one-half months is a full term pregnancy.
By poking a hole in a condom, you're giving her the life she really wants and positively aiding in the Natural Selection of the human race.
Legality per Nation
As of now it is perfectly fine in the U.S. of A because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex, she has also consented to letting her insides get a good ole fashioned sperm shower. Despite the United States quickly becoming the Fuhrer's New Socialist Deutsche Land from the the 1930s. Even with all of the libtards taking over, you can still stealth with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes.
California, on the other hand, being the idiot state full of beaners, gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be Sued idiot. Getting Sued isn't your only problem in Cali because the chick you stealthed has up to 24 weeks to decide if she wants to get the baby sucked out of her so it makes more sense to focus only on Catholic girls, like the beaners, because everyone else will be a waste of time but Abortion is seen as a Mortal Sin to Catholics as they've had it drilled into their heads that they'll go straight to Hell if they have the baby coat hangered out of their Hatchet Cut. Made legal in September 2021; Fuck to your hearts desire.
You also need to watch out what country you're in because many countries see stealthing as rape. These include: Canada, Germany, United Kingdom, New Zealand, The Netherlands and Switzerland.
Do not attempt stealthing in these countries because you will do serious prison time under the crime of rape/sexual assault. But on the other hand, you won't have to worry about any stealthing because every motherfucker on the prison block will be riding your bare ass doggy style.
See Also
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| Article of the Now July 6 & July 7, 2023 | ||
| Preceded by 4th of July |
Stealthing | Succeeded by Death |
