YouTube Anti-Troll Club
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Josh Markey's mom died on Christmas Day 2011. |
On Febuary 25 2011, a clearly oblivious child by the name of 'joshmarkeyisback' (Powerword: Josh Joseph Markey) registered an account and started a club called 'Anti-Troll Club'. This "anti-troll" seems to have a asinine hatred of trolls. joshmarkeyisback has plenty of stupid rules such as "no hot dates" and "no curse words" and such. He also claimed that he will suspend all 'trolls' from the internet to keep youtube safe. He also claims he will make commentaries on trolls, all of which are eiter completely pointless, fallacious, and/or riddled with ad hominem attacks. Note how he disabled the ratings on his videos.
This cocky faggot will also block anyone who dares to criticize him. He seems to be some kid who seems to be mentally disabled. Not only that, he tends to act like a principal who gives out strict rules and then threatens to write anyone who is presumably selfish.
The channel also manage to get over 1000 anti-trolls who were too drunk to realize the useless idea and supported him.
On October 3 2011, he made a new account called TheAntiTrollClub.
The club was also known for it's faggotry, hypocrisy, sending of death threats, false DMCAing, silencing criticism on youtube, suspending accounts, etc.
He's closed his channel several times since seeing this. He currently goes under the alias of JoshMarkeyCEO.
Typical Bulletin From JoshMarkeyIsBack
—An actual bulletin from JoshMarkeyIsBack's channel. | ||
JesseL85719's Reaction
On Christmas Eve 2011, Josh's best friend found this article.
—JesseL85719's reaction to seeing this article. He posted this bulletin on Christmas Eve 2011. | ||
R.I.P Josh's Mom
On Christmas Day 2011, Josh announces his mom dies. Causing much BAWWW and butthurt.
Notable Members Of His Club
JesseL85719 - His main supporter and best friend. Has a list of people who she wants to leave YouTube and claims all trolls are anti-Americans. (Possible ED account)- elevator1tom - An elevator fanboy who has an uncontrollable elevator fetish.
- UTubePolicePatrol - Some delusional cunt who believes he is the police force on YouTube along with the rest of the shitty Anti-Troll Club.
- TheOrangeloveant - Has ridiculously long list of rules that people must abide by. Also blocks people for making spelling mistakes with his username.
External Links
- His new main YouTube account.
- His backup account that he never uses.
- One of his blank channels, showing that he suffers from Unwarranted Self-Importance.
- His current account (As of 21/12/11)
Troll Accounts
- JoshMarkeyCEOP - One of the many, many impersonator accounts out there.
- JesseL85719isaslag - Blank channel that was used for trolling Josh Markey's butt buddies.
- Garry12gg - Josh Markey's worst enemy on YouTube.
Josh Markey's Website
On December 12th 2011, Josh Markey set up a shitty website hosted by Webs.com. The website is pretty much barren, except for a photo album. The website has 5 members JoshMarkey46, Bolos, slainender, SonicIsTheBest (furfag), and DerEchteGangsterFan1 M0p5w. Most, if not all of the people on his website only joined to get members for their shitty websites and so leaving Josh Markey the only legit member on his website. After an indeterminate period of time, the site is no longer available.
Home Page
Almost blank page containing two lines of text.
—What you'll see on the homepage. | ||
About Us
Where Josh Markey introduces himself and the rules of his website.
Contact Us
On this page, you can send an e-mail to him. Be sure to send him a nice heart-warming message.
Web Store
Here, Josh Markey tries to get you buy his shit. Currently only has one thing for sale, a shitty, ripped picture of Blossom.
Products/Services
A page of his website that Josh Markey hasn't filled in yet.
Calendar
Nobody cares about this. Just a calender showing some of the upcoming events this year.
Testimonials
Here you can express how much you like or hate the website. Good if you want to do some trolling.
Blog
An empty blog.
Photo Gallery
Probably the only part of the website that is actually half-complete. Here you can browse through an album with crap such as Windows logos, ripped artwork, and other shit nobody cares about. There's also a comment section on each picture for those who want to leave a nice greeting.
See Also
- Autism
- Butthurt
- Internet Tough Guy
- No Cussing Club
- Troll
- YouTube
- Ponyfags - Josh Markey also admitted he's a brony on multiple occasions.
- Powerpuff Girls - He also likes programs orientated for young girls.
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