Will verb again!

Will verb again is Netspeak for emphatically stating that you would do something great again. Originates from the style of eBay feedback. Typically prefixed with "Top seller," no matter what the subject is.

Also can take the subjunctive form of would rather than will.

Examples:

• "Top seller. A+++ oral sex. will fuck again"
• "total tard. Top seller. will flame again"
• "Top seller. real girlvinyl!! will hit on again!!!111"
• "hepkitten came as described, Top seller. will use as end table again"
• "Prime-radiant came crazy as expected. Top seller. Will use as lol-cow again."
• "Top seller. Nigras came in fine condition (also, servitude) within two days of purchase. Civil war followed shortly after. Very high quality. The south will rise again."
• "Instead of lab chair, package contained live bobcat. Would not buy again."
• "Top ho. Will press charges again."

See also

• A+++++++
• Add to cart