White guilt

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White Guilt is the guilt felt by whites. A long history of being better at everything than every other race has caused the whites to take pity on lesser peoples and feel guilty for White accomplishments. Whenever an advancement is made in the world by a white person, it is always oppressive to the lesser minorities. It comes in two varieties: Caucasian and nigger.


1. Caucasian

As the name suggests, this particular form of white guilt is when white people feel sorry for all of the evil atrocities they've inflicted upon humanity. White guilt is considered to be a form of butthurt and is most often epic in nature. Examples of white guilt include giving special privileges to Holocaust survivors, creating welfare programs, patronizing minorities without ever learning about them or being around them, hating one's own race and heritage, race mixing, and electing Obama.


2. Non-caucasian

Noticeably, most nigras / arabs / Aboriginals etc, who fight against racism tend to have pale skin. Therefore their victim complex can be attributed to the fact they are trying to PROVE they are black / asian / indigenous so they will not be lynched for being the "race traitors" that they are. Strange though it seems, you don't have to be white to have white guilt, but it helps.


Example

White Guilt in Action

Things For Which Whites Often Feel Guilty

A list of people and groups who suffer from white guilt

Fact: white guilt was a communist jew plot to help destabilize and destroy the west.

See also

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399BC: First recorded troll-banning
0AD: Knock knock! Who's there? It's Jesus, LOL
571: Birth of Muhahahahahammed
600: Blood orgies
1077: Invention of the meme archive
1100: DEUS VULT!
1337: Start of the Hundred Years War
1492: The Americas are culturally enriched
1573: Tycho doesn't invent the funny webcomic
1605: Guy Fawkes invents terrorism.
1789: The beret is mightier than the crown
1801: Invention of the Triforce
1850: World's first OH EXPLOITABLE image
1865: End of the Nigger Market
1877: Trolling world record broken
1888: First successful mixing of hookers and lulz
1914: World War 1
1927: Teh f1rst sk00l sh00ting
1939: World War 2
1944: The Lollercaust doesn't happen
1945: "Nag? Naga? Well... it's nagonna be there tomorrow that's fore sure." - Harry S Truman
1948: Best Korea is founded (along with Good Korea)
1955: America gets BTFO
1960: Awesomeness of swords discovered
1963: CIA did JFK
1987: First televised An Hero
1993: World Wide Web becomes available, Waco
1999: Counter Strike played IRL
2000: End of teh world due to computer errors.
2001: Bush, Saudis, and Jews do WTC
2004: ED founded
2005: Katrina and 7/7
2007: Cho Seung-Hui becomes the King of School Shooters
2011: Utoya Island Swimming School is opened
2013: ISIS founded
2015: Paris Attacks
2016: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. (For the lulz.)
2017: Country music is back
2019: First livestreamed kebab removal
2022: The First Machine learning Chatbot just released.