Vulva

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Female trainers like Vulpix because they are cute, deadly, and very easy to keep track of.

Vulva is a Fire-type Pokémon which can often be found on several main roads, as well as in the burning Pokémon Mansion. Also, because of its six tails, it is noted that Vulva is the Pokémon of the devil. lulz.

Attacks

Vulva learns the following attacks,

Level 0 - Ember, Tail Whip

Level 16 - Quick Attack

Level 21 - Roar

Level 28 - Confuse Ray

Level 35 - Flamethrower

Level 42 - Fire Spin

Level 54 - Trample

Level 55 - Finger-fuck

Level 100 - Kills you and rapes the body.

It evolves into Ninetwats if you shove Firestone up its ass.

Tournament Use

Vulva isn't a tournament level Pokémon, but its evolution is considered one of the finest for the Toxic Grip strategy. By combining TM06 and Fire Spin's disabling ability it can render the opponent incapable of avoiding massive amounts of damage.

Different Sorts of Vulvae

Vulva is also a notable video game developer.

Not all Vulvae are the same. While some are friendly and approachable, others can be difficult or impossible to catch. Some are very quiet and tight-lipped, others are incredibly noisy and are always open. Others smell like fish that's been left out in the fucking desert sun for a week. Nevertheless, even the inexperienced trainer can understand Vulva with a little research.

Vulvae can often be seen roaming the countryside in herds, known as lots.

Vulva is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
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Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung
Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo
Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go
Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram
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Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune
Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark