User talk:NKO/2013

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January

RE:

probably changed ip or something, kinda busy right now. Either ask someone with checkuser for help or i will when i have time. ~Oblique 00:45, 3 January 2013 (EST)

kk ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:46, 3 January 2013 (EST)
Actually, you go n tell zaiger or E, I doubt any of them would wanna talk to me about this. You're a sysop, I'm not. They'll most likely discuss this shit with you instead of me. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:58, 3 January 2013 (EST)

banned template

hi. that was an oversight, thanks for catching it. :) -hipcrime 10:51, 7 January 2013 (EST)

MrRepzion Page locked

I can't seem to edit page MrRepzion. I'm the original editor of it. Can you grant me access? I'd like to work on it more today. Thanks! RepzionBuster 15:38, 8 January 2013 (EST)

I checked the history, you are not the author. and why me? ask an admin. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:25, 8 January 2013 (EST)

RE:File talk:Equivamp Newest photo.jpg

I vandalize on Wikifur, that is why I was on there. Mike was just joking around. SWfan 17:14, 8 January 2013 (EST)

BLAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:01, 8 January 2013 (EST)
I take that as a yes. SWfan 12:18, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Re: autoplay

If you add autoplay to the wiki in any way I will murder your family. --zaiger (talk) 19:58, 8 January 2013 (EST)

Ok, thanks for letting me know. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:27, 8 January 2013 (EST)
I gave up on autoplay, not gonna do it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:39, 8 January 2013 (EST)

RE: LiteralKa

Anyone who has nothing better to do than deathnoticing a bunch of files he damn well knows will never get deleted (just because the guy who uploaded them hates a cartoon) needs a hobby. -Gray 23:50, 9 January 2013 (EST)

Just saying thanks

I just want to thank you for helping getting rid of that vandalizing douchebag RepzionBuster‎, aka LifeInATent. As long as the truth spreads on the internet and protect it from LIAT and Megan vandalizing it with their lies, they'll be butthurt for the rest of their lives. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 22:08, 10 January 2013 (EST)

OK, no problem, I'm glad to help. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:11, 10 January 2013 (EST)
Wait, I think you mistook me for Oblique, he banned him, then Zaiger permabanned him, I just told him to fuck off. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:02, 11 January 2013 (EST)


Just saying, That you sir are a butthurt american you know that all those pictures of cocks and dicks that you put on my talk is funny because you would have had to get those pictures which tells me alot about your butthurt faggotry.  — Preceding comment added by Eggs (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Lol no, Im a Soviet Canuck too. I hope you enjoyed your lovely kittens kid. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:38, 11 January 2013 (EST)
and also, you are just another butthurt fat inbred basement dweller watching furry porn on your computer because nobody likes you and all the girls you like are married. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:45, 11 January 2013 (EST)
Isn't every furfag a fat fuck who's inbred and pussy deprived? SWfan 12:20, 12 January 2013 (EST)
that's true. ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:32, 16 January 2013 (EST)

Files

To be quite honest I couldn't care less if the files are here or not. Deletion doesn't do anything but hide them, they're still on the server, and maybe one day we will have a repzion article that isn't a joke. Mike the Great (talk) 17:57, 12 January 2013 (EDT)


Re: Categorizing?

I figured that categorizing images would make it easier for people to find images for their articles instead of having to go upload reaction face #128634 (which looks a lot like five other images we already have). I also miss how on the old ED there were a lot more people categorizing images which made it fun to browse the media and see what others found. While categorizing I also try to find a use for as many unused images as possible.

I always use the "minor edit" tag to help others weed things down and see actual edits as well as trying to wait around 10 minutes between batches if it's not late at night. If it's getting flood-y despite these things, I can try to do this only during slow periods (usually late night EST) instead. Just let me know.

--3tails 19:30, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Revert

Can you revert the haydendaft page?--Shoopdawoop6 16:30, 11 January 2013 (EST) Oh call kaspurr a girl, ok? She hates being called otherwise. thanks.--Shoopdawoop6 14:38, 13 January 2013 (EST)

whos kaspurr? ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:39, 13 January 2013 (EST)

User who vandalized the haydendaft article--Shoopdawoop6 16:30, 13 January 2013 (EST)

oh, her or him. I dunno, im not the person you should talk to. Maybe an admin like Hipcrime or Andrés. They should be online right now. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:35, 13 January 2013 (EST)

About the faggot I welcomed

I "welcomed" him because I thought he was a newfag who had no concept of what it means to be lulzy, so I sent him that welcome message so he might get a vague clue, assuming he bothers to read ED:101.

If not, he can't say he wasn't warned what it means to post something ED finds acceptable if his ass has to be banned later for excessive shitposting.

DarkLordTR 15:34, 14 January 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

.....I tried to be nice to a potential faggot and give him a chance to cease his faggotry, and he decides to be a fucking shithead instead. I may be gone for awhile, so please let the sysops know this asshat needs a long, dry, extremely painful raping for being a faggot, would you?
DarkLordTR 16:37, 14 January 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR
Hipcrime gave the faggot a nice, dry cornholing.
DarkLordTR 17:38, 14 January 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Qqaboutredit

hi. i was mostly afk a big part of the day, and missed that. Oblique has banned the user and all is ok at ED. <3 -hipcrime 21:51, 14 January 2013 (EST)

ChniesefoodisChinese

all evidence points to yes. if i have made a mistake, i am willing to rectify it, but something told me the s/he was not here to contribute, and given that screencap where he used the same name in an email, i deduced that it is saunders. i believe his last edit was to add {{banned}} on his own talkpage, so i reckon he expected his ban. -hipcrime 18:08, 17 January 2013 (EST)

autofellatio

no, i can't do that anymore. i was able to when i was more limber and my hips were made of bone, but not now. :( -hipcrime 17:25, 19 January 2013 (EST)

spammers

tks. :) -hipcrime 11:32, 22 January 2013 (EST)

and for that one too, idk why i missed it. also, ima follow zaiger's lead and ban them for six months. i think indef bans cause the IP addresses unusable for valid contributors. -hipcrime 16:08, 23 January 2013 (EST)
tks. <3 -hipcrime 20:59, 23 January 2013 (EST)

possible plagiarism

hi, i checked wikipedia and google and don't see any indication that it is ganked from anywhere else. it looks like garden variety fiction to me. theres a category but i need to find it. -hipcrime 20:13, 23 January 2013 (EST)

hi. it looks like he wrote the wikipedia version too, so i guess it's not plagiarism. -hipcrime 22:43, 24 January 2013 (EST)
yeah i feel the same way but we are kinda stuck with it. the translations make the .. whatever they are... nearly unreadable. wrt LulzTroll: editing at ohi is now restricted, and LulzTroll is one of the few users allowed to contribute and does. -hipcrime 23:01, 24 January 2013 (EST)
it's not my cup of tea, but it's apparently popular in Indonesia. but the change contravenes the intent of the wiki concept. anyway i am banned for fixing a few redlinks. ;) -hipcrime 23:08, 24 January 2013 (EST)

Thank you for adding info

I would like to thank you for adding info on Banditkazoo's ED page, however some of the info you put was false and/or uneeded. False/Uneeded Info: Bandit never has gone to her friend's in search for defense. You also have added this under "Fursona" and this talks nothing about her fursona and was uneeded. The journal was about her "problems" in general, not to baaaaw about BakuraSpoon. She doesn't use her current youtube to whore around with and mostly uses it to spread "rage" comments on warrior videos. There is no fetish shown on her FA but it was a funny comment. We don't need to know how to troll her. This is self-explanatory.

I would recommend before adding info on the page to watch her Tumblr, DA, FA, etc. for a while and if you find anything you might want to add on, find SOLID PROOF to back it up. Pretend to be her friend under an alias account if she knows who you are and figure out stuff to add that normally would be secret. If you had contact with her before, upload any chats you wish. Just make sure it doesn't seem like you are "baaawing" about it.  — Preceding comment added by Upittydown (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!21:22, 24 January 2013 (EST)

...Meh, false info was already there, I just fixed it up. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:22, 24 January 2013 (EST)

re: thanks

I think it was an honest mistake and that he didn't see the spam. Mike the Great (talk) 17:03, 27 January 2013 (EDT)

RE:

I had a quick look at his contribs last night and saw some attempts at positive contribs so I thought he needed learning. On closer inspection yes Hipcrime is probably right and he's subtly vandalizing articles for whatever reason so he is now banned forever. ~Oblique 17:27, 27 January 2013 (EST)

RE:

Yes, using the IP bans Zaiger has been putting on that Canadian guy who keeps creating those accounts I put them into a range block calculator and blocked the result. This may or may not stop him from creating these accounts, but I think it's worth a try. ~Oblique 01:28, 28 January 2013 (EST)

An area. ~Oblique 01:46, 28 January 2013 (EST)
I am fairly certain he is still on IRC. I don't know what's with his bot though. ~Oblique 03:12, 28 January 2013 (EST)

New Evidence On That Pedo And Criminal Scum, LIAT

I recently added more evidence on LIAT, could you add new evidences I added to your draft? Thanks friend. LifeInATent is threatening little innocent girls over the Internet for his girlfriend, Megan. LIATBuster30011 12:48, 28 January 2013 (EST)

Done. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:34, 28 January 2013 (EST)
ROTFLMAO, that is my exact thought on that cowardly criminal scum LifeInATent. He is always picking on girls younger than him but avoid to picking on men that is about his own size. What an pussy he is. LIATBuster30011 14:28, 28 January 2013 (EST)
Knew you'd like it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:30, 28 January 2013 (EST)

banplz

hi NKO: we don't ban for userpage vandalism, even when vandalizing a sysop's page. i suppose it's all supposed to be in good fun. if it becomes problematic, Zaiger might make a change, but userpage vandalism isn't likely to be high on his list of shit to do. -hipcrime 06:35, 30 January 2013 (EST)

yo

That Lord Brony is nothing but a bothersome pest. He also removes talk page posts which I thought wasn't allowed. Lord Tony 08:27, 30 January 2013 (EST)

February

TKN banning you

it was an honest mistake and I talked to him about unbanning you. At first he thought it was just pointless edit warring. Mike the Great (talk) 15:16, 8 February 2013 (EDT)

^ TKN 14:35, 8 February 2013 (EST)

Gray

Thank you for correcting my error. I have made the appropriate changes. Leon, GNAA

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19:53, 9 February 2013 (EST)

lol np bro, and gg. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:55, 9 February 2013 (EST)

Re: Your user page.

Their user pages been flushed and now red links. This made me think they departed from ED. LIATBuster30011 15:06, 10 February 2013 (EST)

By chance

Can you get someone to fix this? https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Renai--Shoopdawoop6 17:27, 10 February 2013 (EST)

Thanks for teh congrats

Appreciate it, NKO. DarkLordTR 00:10, 11 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Weather shitting up internets where I live. Be back sometime tomorrow. DarkLordTR 00:55, 11 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR
Ooh-kay... you told me this why? ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:03, 11 February 2013 (EST)

userpage

idk, emo i suppose. -hipcrime 21:36, 11 February 2013 (EST)

Spambot user tagging

Hello, i noticed that you tagged several of the spambots with template:nfa. Just letting you know that there is a specific template for tagging spambots-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:51, 11 February 2013 (EST)

You act like I don't know my way around the wiki, of course I know there is a template, I don't use them cuz ima boss that way. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:55, 11 February 2013 (EST)

bans

ok, just for you. but you get to mark their pages as banned, or banned and NFA. ;) -hipcrime 00:53, 12 February 2013 (EST)

tks. im sure it will, but i have to get my doctor to certify that im suitable for surgery first. -hipcrime 00:59, 12 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

yes, we were friends for a while and then IHM kind of ruined it. i miss her dearly ;_; 00:10, 13 February 2013 (EST)

called her house repeatedly in the middle of the night 00:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)
tru 00:17, 13 February 2013 (EST)
We put up one fuck of a fight to cause this. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:24, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Something about Chris-chan

It looks like google found out that sonichu.com has been hacked and I can't view it. I don't think this applies to me only though. Should that go down on his ED page? Sonichu.com was a massive entertainment site about chris-chan--Shoopdawoop6 12:48, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Why are you asking me? ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:22, 13 February 2013 (EST)


Because I'm not sure if me updating the chris-chan ED to add that would be a good idea. You seem to know how things run around here.--Shoopdawoop6 17:34, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Not really. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:16, 13 February 2013 (EST)

So you're an admin now?

Awesome. Now you wield the mighty banhammer. How does feel to have such godlike power? Does it make you feel special? ;) DarkLordTR 11:03, 14 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Apparently I am now too...it's handy for being able to fix duplicate images and such, but since I don't actually even believe in banning people, the rest is sorta moot. Plus you have to worry about accidentally clicking the "rape" text/button now...kinda wish that was in a different color or something. --Onideus 11:06, 14 February 2013 (EST)
It feels great. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:28, 14 February 2013 (EST)

hy

12:31, 14 February 2013 (EST)

Why thank you. ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:32, 14 February 2013 (EST)

h

i need time to get healthy enough for surgery. plus it's been sunny lately. :) -hipcrime 22:40, 14 February 2013 (EST)

yes jonzzy told me about your sysop. i meant to congratulate you, but i got a 500. -hipcrime 22:48, 14 February 2013 (EST)

?

Any idea what "vanity crap" means btw? ever saw articles be deleted for it in the past? - TheWholeFearlessCommunity 10:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Vanity Crap <-- ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:03, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Mind giving me an opinion on an article I'm working on?

I'm waiting for Meepsheep to get back to me, but until he does, I need a second opinion on an article I'm writing about Ambrose Bierce (the guy who wrote "The Devil's Dictionary", which is ED's direct inspiration and who is basically one of the forefather's of modern lulz).

I basically parodied the article they have on him on Wikipedo, and it's still a WIP (it's at User:DarkLordTR/Ambrose Bierce), but I'd like to know what you think of the rough draft so far.

BTW, here's where you can read and download it for free since it's public domain. If you haven't read it, read it, it's funny as hell IMO and I highly recommend it. DarkLordTR 13:24, 15 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Try to make it so that it doesn't look like the wikipedo article. Other than that, it's pretty funny. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:31, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Thanks for flushing that lolicon

You sure could've saved my ass from getting banned. 17:42, 15 February 2013 (EST)

I could've banned you for a day or so, but since we know each other, I didn't. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:43, 15 February 2013 (EST)
That's nice, I guess. I was not aware that Zaiger disliked it. I sure can see why, though. 11:54, 17 February 2013 (EST)

I got your message about your wall.

Sorry it took me awhile to get back to you, had other stuff to take care of for awhile. Anyway, I tend to patrol Recent Changes quite a bit, so I do read other peoples walls (I know other admins reply on their walls), so, message received. DarkLordTR 02:31, 16 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

It's good that you know. ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:32, 16 February 2013 (EST)

Since you're an admin

I would like to ask as to whether or not this shitty website is article-worthy. 12:23, 17 February 2013 (EST)

I dunno what I'm suppose to look for. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:23, 17 February 2013 (EST)
The site's main purpose is to catalogue some autistic mangina's ramblings on supposed misogyny. I find him to be a lolcow, so naturally I feel it necessary to write an article about him. Would it get flushed? Is their enough drama involved? 14:29, 17 February 2013 (EST)
Go for it. Just make sure it's in your user space or your sandbox so that it doesn't get baleeted by Meepsheep or any other admin that don't find it funny in a main space. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:33, 17 February 2013 (EST)
Thx bb. 16:55, 17 February 2013 (EST)

No

Its not a glitch. TKN 02:14, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Then wtf happened? Invalid expiry time? ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:16, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Its because Oblique got a block token first. TKN 02:53, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Block token? ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:55, 18 February 2013 (EST)
It is because 9000 years is too long a block time to work. I am unsure of the upper limit in block length but it is well under 9000 years. ~Oblique 05:05, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Ok, let's go with that. ••General Niggerson Page me. 10:36, 18 February 2013 (EST)
^ TKN 13:19, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Apparently, I had to re-block if I rape with 9000 years. ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:02, 21 February 2013 (EST)

Not sure if you saw

But in response to what you said on my profile- I'm actually a 16 year old Female. --Shoopdawoop6 16:03, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Yeah, I know, sweetheart. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:31, 18 February 2013 (EST)

ah, ok lol--Shoopdawoop6 21:57, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Yo

Can EDitors flush files, or is that admin only shit? 18:46, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Sys can flush :| ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:31, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Saddened.jpg 18:39, 19 February 2013 (EST)

File:Adele haz Chickinz - transparent.png

here - File:Adele haz Chickinz - transparent.png -- Talk to me|Contribs 21:54, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Shit, how'd you do it? ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:59, 18 February 2013 (EST)
I saved the one that had the black backgound (that you had uploaded), opened it in photoshop, and hit "duplicate layer." then i deleted the bottom/original layer, and used "Magic Wand" to select the black areas and deleted them. Finally, I aved as a .png file, and uploaded it.-- Talk to me|Contribs 22:03, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Nice ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:03, 18 February 2013 (EST)

sig

why thank you. it's one of several, including a joke one. ^_^ -hipcrime 14:15, 19 February 2013 (EST)

tks for pointing that out. i hope it's fixed now. :) -hipcrime 14:51, 19 February 2013 (EST)

re:ip

yes. -hipcrime 18:51, 19 February 2013 (EST)

i suspect its a spammer. whatismyipaddress.com states that they already have 2 suspected spam reports, so imagine all the ones that aren't even noticed reported:
IP: 67.159.36.24 
Decimal: 1134502936 
Hostname: 67.159.36.24 
ISP: FDCservers.net 
Organization: FDCservers.net 
Services: Suspected network sharing device
Recently reported forum spam source. (2) 
Type: Corporate 
Assignment: Static IP 
Blacklist:  

Geolocation Information
Country: United States   
State/Region: Illinois 
City: Chicago 
Latitude: 41.8776  (41° 52′ 39.36″ N) 
Longitude: -87.6272  (87° 37′ 37.92″ W) 
Area Code: 312 
Postal Code: 60604 
also, i don't have any enemies in Chicago that i know of. -hipcrime 19:01, 19 February 2013 (EST)
It's Grace Saunders. He's using a proxy. --zaiger (talk) 19:26, 19 February 2013 (EST)
How the hell did he get there? ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:27, 19 February 2013 (EST)
He is using a proxy. --zaiger (talk) 19:30, 19 February 2013 (EST)
Yes I know, you replied on your talk when I replied to my talk. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:31, 19 February 2013 (EST)

Hope it's okay

I protected Haydendaft because her current girlfriend joined and she's no doubt going to try to mess some shit up. I have had to clean countless crap off of it already so I don't want to take a chance. I protected it for a week from unregistered and new users. Hope you guys don't think i'm trying to pull some bull shit, I just know how these people go about. The person is here.--Shoopdawoop6 22:01, 19 February 2013 (EST)

Yeah it's okay, hon. No need to ask me. Let me or any other active admins know when she starts shit. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:09, 19 February 2013 (EST)

Alright, will do.--Shoopdawoop6 15:53, 20 February 2013 (EST)

Sycophant

Why have you redirected it to that user? Where/when were they in any way sycophantic before you banned them for saying something that upset you? - Mr.Jonzz 10:59, 21 February 2013 (EST)

Two words: Grace Saunders. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:00, 21 February 2013 (EST)

Four words: You are an idiot. - Mr.Jonzz 11:02, 21 February 2013 (EST)
Why thank you very much for that compliment. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:05, 21 February 2013 (EST)
Ce n'était pas un compliment. - Mr.Jonzz 11:10, 21 February 2013 (EST)
J'étais sarcastique ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:13, 21 February 2013 (EST)
Ich verstehe nicht, 'Sarkasmus'... - Mr.Jonzz 11:15, 21 February 2013 (EST)
Ну что ж, ты сосешь. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:25, 21 February 2013 (EST)

Saunders

any number of new signups could be him. it is pointless to try to "spot the sock", as it is basically guesswork, and those kinds of witch hunts are best left to wikipedia. btw, thank you to you and all the new (and old) sysops for doing a good job keeping up with the wiki, so i can catch up with IRL and get healthier for my upcoming arthroplasty revision. i still look in from time, but yall do just fine. :) -hipcrime 11:03, 21 February 2013 (EST)

ohh, i see. he redirected "sycophant" to your userpage. that could be saunders, but that one contrib alone doesnt warrant a ban. but id keep an eye out for more contribs, cuz Jonzzy just unbanned him, presumably for the lulz. ;D ... also, adding kittens to his own page is a very saunders move iirc. -hipcrime 11:17, 21 February 2013 (EST)
that's his style. sure sounds like Grace, but i leave the sock checks to Zaiger. :) -hipcrime 11:25, 21 February 2013 (EST)
one way to tell is toy with him on his usertalk, and if he bites, its saunders. if they act confused, it still could be saunders trolling, but hes pretty open these days. funny that he keeps claiming he will never return, but always does. -hipcrime 11:34, 21 February 2013 (EST)
worth a shot. don't end up trolled. ;D -hipcrime 11:41, 21 February 2013 (EST)

About one of those Jessica Nigiri pics you uploaded

Specifically, this pic is some Naruto shit about some "Sexy No Jutsu" thing where a guy basically uses ninja magic to gender bend themselves into a girl.

Go here on Gelbooru, they have a tag specifically for this sort of shit. Apparently, the fog effect is intentional (it's some censor steam anime thing), so I doubt that pic where Nigiri is cosplaying the SNJ has an unshooped version.

Also, had a lot of other shit to do lately, though I have been working on another article for ED in my userspace from time to time. It's seems like you guys are doing fairly well dealing with the occasional spammer, blankers, and butthurt asshats, but if you need any help with some RC patrol, let me know.

DarkLordTR 17:11, 26 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Ok then, I'll hit you up if I need anything. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:15, 26 February 2013 (EST)
I'll be around for awhile, and I heard Shoopdawoop6 is concerned some assjack might trying vandalizing the Haydendaft article, so I plan to be on RC patrol for awhile.
I've also been working on a "sequel" to my Ambrose Bierce article (see User:DarkLordTR/William Randolph Hearst) that I need an opinion on. I mostly tried to avoid going into TL;DR territory (I hope), but since Hearst was a really hilarious old media troll (and another "forefather" of ED), I tried to cover the high points as much as possible. I was going to add pictures, but since I suck ass at creating shoops, do you know someone who is good at that? I wanted to add at least one picture of Hearst with a trollface to the article, and my shooping skills are only slightly less shitty than Pamperchu's diaper collection. DarkLordTR 17:00, 27 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR
It's coming together really nice. Although try to keep it so that it doesn't look like a wikipedia article. I have seen a few laughs in the article but I'm not sure about the other admins' opinions. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:12, 27 February 2013 (EST)
Just gave the article a severe upgrade, added in a lot more funny shit, tried to eliminate the more TL;DR parts per your suggestions, hope this version looks better. I admit both my Ambrose Bierce article and this one were based on the Wikipedia versions, but I tried to spice them up with lulz since the WP versions are really fucking boring, which I hope I'm avoiding. DarkLordTR 18:13, 27 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR
It's getting better, but I'm mot gonna really push you that far so not much suggestions left from me, ask Meep and see what he thinks. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 02:09, 28 February 2013 (EST)

Long debate

A long debate started on Deviant Art between Hayden, the subject that Haydendaft is about, and the haters. I was debating about asking if the page could be flushed, because, she seems to have obtained some form of sense within herself. If you don't believe me, as of here http://barreldog.deviantart.com/journal/If-I-said-Sorry-Would-you-Stop-356640850 She seems to actually recognize her faults. Give me your opinion on this, please.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 20:38, 26 February 2013 (EST)

Fucking halarious of her to ask us. Why of course not. The is æ, who are we, OhInternet? Are we full of troll's remorse? No, I vote lets keep it and add more drama to the article. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:41, 26 February 2013 (EST)
  • I got you. There's a chance she's just pulling her usual bull shit hoping her article will go away, and that's highly unlikely due to how long it's gotten I mean... Do you think she needs a second one?--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 08:00, 27 February 2013 (EST)
Nah, I think one is good enough. ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:06, 27 February 2013 (EST)

warning

Hayden is saying shes trying to get the article flushed still so they might try to do something to it who knows--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 16:10, 27 February 2013 (EST)

They can't do anything about it if you're around. If they start ruining the article then you should revert them back to your last revision by going to your latest revision, edit, and then save. Simple as that. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:29, 27 February 2013 (EST)
  • I was thinking if anyone touches it I will set it to only admins can touch it. I fear that the article owner may get convinced by Outlaw to delete it, but, so far she's been harassing the owner's friends so I doubt the owner will side with Hayden. She's pulling the usual BS she pulls- she says sorry and harasses people the next day.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 16:32, 27 February 2013 (EST)
You might wanna reconsider that. Some users might have some more drama to add. They wont be able to of you lock it to admins only. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:40, 27 February 2013 (EST)
  • That's why for now I locked out new users- they seem to be the ones to vandalize shit the most.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 16:45, 27 February 2013 (EST)
ok, keep it that way. But some of them may wait until they're autoconfirmed and then they could vandalize it so watch out for them. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:49, 27 February 2013 (EST)
If they come any where near into removing info and shit like that, let me or any other active admin know. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:13, 27 February 2013 (EST)

March

Looks like

No one has touched that article yet, but, I have to ask what using the "+" sign does. It doesn't show up as anything special on my screen, so I assume I'm using it wrong.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 20:04, 28 February 2013 (EST)

It's to make a new section for a new topic ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 20:07, 28 February 2013 (EST)
you dont need to click the + to make a new section you can just...

Click 'Edit' on last section present on the page

and make a new section for a new topic within it by titling ==like this==. ObtuseAngles 21:26, 28 February 2013 (EST)

that shit is for noobs only ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 21:35, 28 February 2013 (EST)
how so? :/ ObtuseAngles 21:43, 28 February 2013 (EST)
when they don't know that there's a '+' icon next to the edit button. 21:44, 28 February 2013 (EST)
i dont use the edit button next to the +... unless im feeling horny ObtuseAngles 21:53, 28 February 2013 (EST)
um... ok... ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 21:58, 28 February 2013 (EST)

your cat

is that really your cat? if so, pls add h** to user:hipcrime/YOUR PET pls. :) -hipcrime 13:55, 1 March 2013 (EST)


Got one

Hayden's girlfriend tried removing information from the ED page. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:Electroniic-Neko --UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 23:01, 2 March 2013 (EST)

Lets wait for her to make another move. That fine with you? ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:03, 2 March 2013 (EST)
  • Sure lol. It was one of those "Delete a bit of info hoping they won't notice" things. I see those a lot. I just don't want them slowly removing tiny things until I have to watch the page forever lol.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 23:05, 2 March 2013 (EST)
I'd usually wait and toy around with these kind of people by reverting them for like a few minutes and then I move in for the kill. You should try that out some time. :) ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:16, 2 March 2013 (EST)
  • I'm not a sis OP tho LOL. This girl was asshurt,because, I put "Everyone hates her" under her username for "relationship segments". I just know a ton of people that hate her. She was worse until Deviant Art suspended her for a bit. She's still a pretty pathetic person. She's dating a girl who thinks she has a penis and still looks girly and IS girly. I mainly left Deviant Art ,because, the people like having "special sexuality's" and it's annoying as fuck. You just know when someone does something for attention. I still am guilty of feeding these lol-cows and attention whores the attention they crave so badly.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 23:22, 2 March 2013 (EST)
Yeah, DeviantArt is now fucked up. Back when I joined in 2008, there were like no furries. But like 2 years later, it was fucking crawling with furry porn art. So like my DA account is like abandoned. But I started using it recently to piss this guy and his fans off. I managed to do a pretty fine job doing so. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:28, 2 March 2013 (EST)
  • I keep seeing that page pop up. I joined three years ago and it wasn't so much bullshit. Now I can probably post something that obviously a joke and someone, somewhere will get asshurt. Let's not forget to mention the mods are shit (Realitysquared) and that's probably the only reason Hayden is still on Deviant Art.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 23:31, 2 March 2013 (EST)
Yeah. ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:21, 3 March 2013 (EST)

I saw dat

Nigr. There's a war going on on barreldog lol--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 15:05, 3 March 2013 (EST)

yeah, i know, tl;dr to read. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:06, 3 March 2013 (EST)
  • It was because Hayden hates it when "haters" talk to her so she flipped on them and sicked her white knight on everyone. Her white knight was "Renai", who tried to fuck up the ED a while back.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 15:08, 3 March 2013 (EST)
mmhmm. one of Neko's friends ID looks funny. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:11, 3 March 2013 (EST)
  • For some reason they made a "twerk icon family" (Hayden and her ass lickers). The red one does look like a pair of balls, never noticed it before.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 15:12, 3 March 2013 (EST)
It was completely random. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:15, 3 March 2013 (EST)
  • Aw shit, looks like I made Renai asshurt. lmfao Funny thing is, I only put that up like ten minutes ago and she already found it. Someones been stalking Haydendaft.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 15:16, 3 March 2013 (EST)

Got one here

Yomamamamma Likes to bitch about their section being on Haydendaft; I finally removed it for the sake of them shutting the fuck up and threw a template on their page.--UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6 18:59, 3 March 2013 (EST)

As long she doesn't so anything stupid it should be fine. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:51, 3 March 2013 (EST)
you must always be patient. that's what I do back then and now. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:19, 3 March 2013 (EST)
WTF? That is messed up. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 20:26, 3 March 2013 (EST)
You want me to make a sig for you? ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:29, 3 March 2013 (EST)
Just go to preference and check that box and type in your sig. n stuff, ho. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:04, 3 March 2013 (EST)

hehehe, it took me forever to get it to work SHOOPBitch at me here

Noob, lrn2wiki. Maybe looking at your sig should give you some knowlege. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:20, 3 March 2013 (EST)
Don't put my name on there plz. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:40, 4 March 2013 (EST)

beast. file found - needs flushed

while reading the jj.am article, i found a file w/ beastiality that needs flushed: File:DogFucksGirlOnPhone.gif -- Talk to me|Contribs 21:15, 3 March 2013 (EST) im pretty sure it was intended. Notice how it was uploaded by E. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:18, 3 March 2013 (EST) Still beastiality though, and still illegal content. Not to mention that E uploaded a very large majority of the files when ED was being revived after OhI happened. --— Preceding unsigned comment added by CrackRabbit (talkcontribs)

  • Some nut is running around uploading gorey shit and not putting it anywhere. wtf--SHOOPNKO is my bitch 21:26, 3 March 2013 (EST)

Crack, done. Shoop, thats not really illegal content••General Niggerson Page me. 21:30, 3 March 2013 (EST) Nah, I just found it odd that they're uploading things and not placing it anywhere.--SHOOPNKO is my bitch 21:31, 3 March 2013 (EST)

Sorry

I was going to put that spam template thing on their page, but, I forgot where I saw it in the template area earlier today. I'm going to find it and book mark it as well as the other good ones. That's why the page was blanked.--SHOOPBitch at me here 21:39, 3 March 2013 (EST)

Yeah yeah. Ok. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:41, 3 March 2013 (EST)

RE: E-mail

Doubtful. ~Oblique 01:10, 4 March 2013 (EST)

He can be found on freenode. ~Oblique 01:15, 4 March 2013 (EST)

[File:Zaigeronmotorcycle.JPG]  — Preceding comment added by Female Ass Fucker (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

File:Zaigeronmotorcycle.JPG

pls delete. i clicked previw on the thing above to see what they were trying to link to, accidently clickd the nonexistant link to it, forgot what i ws doimg and uploadeed something over that name! Talk to me|Contribs 23:17, 4 March 2013 (EST)

Done. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:20, 4 March 2013 (EST)
Thanks. I was scared as fuck that i'd get b& for that (as evident by the rushed, error-ridden writing style above), so you just saved my ass. <3 -- Talk to me|Contribs 23:25, 4 March 2013 (EST)
Uh ok, NP? ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:27, 4 March 2013 (EST)

Just a Helpful Reminder!

I will fucking ruin you -0- Phobos 18:52, 5 March 2013 (EST)

Phobos confirmed for easily butthurt over bans.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:29, 5 March 2013 (EST)

Lol considering I had it reversed within minutes I fail to see what would bother me. This is just a helpful reminder! -0- Phobos 19:34, 5 March 2013 (EST)
Hehe, I did it for the lulz just to see how you'd react. :) ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:42, 6 March 2013 (EST)

Sorry to bother you

User:BEATWEAKer seems to be blanking some articles, which I put on minor protection stuffs. I hope I didn;t piss you guys off, I'm trying to help.--SHOOPBitch at me here 21:53, 5 March 2013 (EST)

No, you dont bother me. Anyways, I got him. Thx for notifying me. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:47, 6 March 2013 (EST)
  • Ah, ok. It's just sometimes people remove large amounts of info and I'm unsure if it's vandalism or has a point to it.--SHOOPBitch at me here 16:00, 6 March 2013 (EST)
They're probably all butthurt because of harmless words on a page. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:03, 6 March 2013 (EST)

Oh

Oh Do you hate me or something?--SHOOPBitch at me here 16:30, 7 March 2013 (EST)

Oh that. No, I just dont want my name on your sig. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:33, 7 March 2013 (EST)
  • Ah, alright lol. It's just sometimes people don't tell me when I upset them. I stalk to Recent Changes lol.--SHOOPBitch at me here 16:37, 7 March 2013 (EST)

~~Iamgod730~~ Can you remove a deathnote page?

No ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:14, 7 March 2013 (EST)

Trivium

How does it look now? If not yet, tell me what improvements are needed. I've always wanted to make an article about trivium.

TroLOLOLMFAO 22:16, 7 March 2013 (EST)

File:The Chronicles of Neil.png

can you flush it?? i'm trying to upload it for my user page, but the thumbnails don't work. Talk to me|Contribs 21:25, 8 March 2013 (EST)

Done ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:13, 8 March 2013 (EST)
thanks.— Preceding unsigned comment added by CrackRabbit (talkcontribs)

metadata

Plz remember to restore meta (robots) after reverting pages, kthx. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 02:00, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Zaiger says not to worry about it. He removed that shit. ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:01, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Huge LIAT news

He and Megan are getting married next month. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 03:03, 9 March 2013 (EST)

DA FOOK, Bullshit. ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:06, 9 March 2013 (EST)

"can we ban him"

lol

i'd suggest giving him a little more rope. s/he is clearly playing games. -hipcrime 06:48, 9 March 2013 (EST)

LOL! you might have missed my point, i meant to leave him unbanned and see how far he takes the game. but you are free to use your discretion. i don't mind at all. :) -hipcrime 06:52, 9 March 2013 (EST)
  • oh dear god: User:BDSee/Butterworth railway station. we clearly have an aspie on our hands. sometimes they can be useful, but all this one does is gank wikipedia shit, then leave it unmodified because he 'doesn't have time' to at least plagiarize correctly. jeez he could have put a little effort into it. i did notice that at least a couple of those templates that had been previously deleted were first created long ago by Typhoon (i think he also went by Tasmania. Uncyc must not be satisfying for him lately lol).. -hipcrime 06:56, 9 March 2013 (EST)
  • ok. im just curious to see what hes up to. you are a sysop and dont have to do it the way i would do it. ;) -hipcrime 06:58, 9 March 2013 (EST)
nah i think we can do without him. if hes that big an aspie, he will figure out how to sock. i do hope you left his talkpage open, i havent checked r/c since i started to clean. tks for halping with that btw. :) -hipcrime 07:07, 9 March 2013 (EST)
softie. its ok tho, im a softie too. ;) -hipcrime 07:13, 9 March 2013 (EST)

someone's been trying to reset my pw..

..it wasn't me, and it's probably grace saunders. can you check the IPs for me?

Here's the IPs, and the day they were reset... 93.182.129.86 - March 4

37.130.227.133 - March 3

87.251.48.16 - march 2

Talk to me|Contribs 19:43, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

All 3 ips got raped last week. You should be fine. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:52, 11 March 2013 (EDT)
Unless they have access to your email address it's nothing to worry about, just some asspie who is super buttmad that he can't get his article deleted.--zaiger (talk) 22:15, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

Akafa + Multiple accounts

I was originally pretending to be "friends" with Akafa, so I made this account to create the page. TBH, I had forgotten the passwords to this account and Kaspurr, so I made Malinoiser. It was all basically a massive misunderstanding.

I'm sorry if I'm doing this talkpage shit all wrong, I'm not very used to it. I'm usually just here for editing.

LIAT Screens of my own

I caught some captures, also. Should see the one (first pic) rant where he says that he reported Zaiger to the FBI? Swatting, is he? ROR - Tark 00:36, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Yup. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:39, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
He claims to make a call to a fiance... This man has to be sperging. The Fail gallery is free to use. This fucker needs to be nailed to a cross and exposed to the pain series, honestly. ROR - Tark 00:47, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
I bet he has been exposed to pain series. This dipshit's been here fagging up the wiki before. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:53, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
True, he does have socks everywhere. Oh, and their wedding is off according to his FB. You and I know that he's so full of shit. But captured for records sake. ROR - Tark 00:57, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
  • Thanks to Lazarus, we have two more hilarious caps where LIAT admits to using multiple sockos to spam accounts and upvote/downvote. ROR - Tark 11:35, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

New template

[[Template:Pwnage|THIS. JUST USE IT ON VANDALS. PLUS BE CAREFUL, THE VIDEO I ADDED TO IT WILL HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY HARSH AND LOUD SCREAM IN 14 SECONDS. IT ALSO HAS SOME REALLY TERRIFYING PICTURES. Just wanted to let u know, I wanted to see what would happen if I could use templates like this.

TroLOLOLMFAO 22:28, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Go ahead, I don't think anyone minds if there's a new template out there. ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:19, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: Your sig

Fixed. Schnookums 06:00, 17 March 2013 (EDT)


Making an unfunny article funny

We've made improvements to the KK article you helpfully flagged up as emo. It's waaaaay less emo now, but the tidying is ongoing. The new angle is that we're going to show that she's a whore not only to get her posting flames all over her tumblr, but also to totally gut her white knight fans by posting things which prove she is a whore, and not merely the pure weeaboo cosplayer she makes out to be.

There is talk of some juicy info coming in, but as you haven't been proven wrong yet, and as the article is being watched by enemies of the lullz, please leave it up there until we've finished tidying, and then decide if you've been proven wrong. ;) Jazzybellio4912

Nice. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:47, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

While you're at it...

Check on user Intuition... I know he's probably been around a good bit, but keeps reverting the sh2222222222i part of the LIAT with the following: (His newest account which he is avidly using to white knight his stupid fiance Megan as usual[1]. He is also apparently threatening TheAmazingGaytheist's assclown MrRepzion that he will kill him at vidcon this year.) I don't give two fucks about grudges, but the same unfunny joke? ROR - Tark 11:45, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

File:Gnaaslashdotmovie.gif

If you have any suggestions for someone who is OCD and willing to go the extra mile to locate a missing image I am all ears. I'll spare you the list of things I tried to locate the image. Thank you. Schnookums 12:41, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

I've been away for awhile, trying to enjoy that mystical thing called "sunlight", but after the bright ball hurt my eyes too much, I went back to my cave and noticed this pic needs a bigger version. I tried looking for it for awhile on Google Images, Tineye, and the Wayback Machine, but I haven't discovered anything bigger than the thumbnail we have on hand. I'll keep looking, but I don't think there is another picture bigger than the current thumbnail. DarkLordTR 13:26, 17 March 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR
If it is any help, I have tried all those methods of finding the a bigger version as well, multiple times, but to no avail.. I'll try reverse image searching the Tineye result though. Talk to me|Contribs 13:37, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
OK, then if you guys cant find it, just hit me or another sysop up so that we can take care of it. I might not get back to y'all though. I'm currently sometimes afk because of other shit to do outside. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:07, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Manti Te'o Article

Can you check it out for me, see if it's still a stub, or if it's ready to lose the tag? ROR - Tark 13:52, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

Something makes me wonder why there was a {{stub}} template there when the article is already good. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:07, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
Well, it was stubby, I just added stuff to it to help it out. I was just making sure before we took out {{stub}}. You think we might be able to take it out of the bad article portal? I think it's cured of its stub status and has enough faggotry to go around. ROR - Tark 14:13, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
i dunno, ask Gray. He's the one managing the portals. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:22, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
Yeah, I forgot he was. I'll let him take a look at it. But yeah, it's not as sparse as it was. But that does beg the question with the girl. How the fuck could she be an online media person, and not realize she was being catfished? I mean... Seriously? ROR - Tark 14:24, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

Another one of Peter's proxy-password change attempts

46.149.18.106 is the ip that tried to change my password...you know what to do-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:20, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

ban question

no. he got editor, even though he moved a category without a) any real reason to, b) cleaning up the double redirects, and c) not moving subpages after the category move. he's an idiot, but has Editor. better to just let him goof around and revert him. i suspect he's an asperger case who needs something to do. besides, even if he gets banned, he will just come back again. -hipcrime 13:20, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

no, im glad you didnt cuz you would have just got banned again. just leave that user to play in the mud if he wants to get dirty. -hipcrime 13:28, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Listen up, here. I do not want to get banned. I am an asperger case. Let me find an article on ED needs improving. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 11:27, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Just who the fuck are you anyway? ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 11:42, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
If I ever catch you anywhere touching the main templates, I WILL boot you off. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 11:45, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

{{ClusterBomb}}

I never bothered comparing them but afair Andres fagged the original when it was turned into an 'official' template, I might be wrong, just saying. :D - Mr.Jonzz 23:36, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Looks fine to me. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:41, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
kk, as I said, I just seem to recall him doing something to it (apart from the mudkip revision), I still just use the OP ftl. - Mr.Jonzz 00:01, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

Raep needed.

This faggot might be a Doug Walker whiteknight. I reverted his edits and reminded him to GTFO. ROR - Tark 08:22, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

  • Possible whiteknight. User:KingKane bawwwwing about Schnookums reverting his edit. Might want to have a talk with him. ROR - Tark 14:35, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
I'm gonna wait it out a bit. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:37, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
Gotcha. ROR - Tark 14:37, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

Solar System

As promised here is the follow-up. Someone is redoing this article. I left them a message and will check back around 28 March 2013. Regards,Schnookums 01:55, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Uhh, sure... ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 11:09, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Adria_richards

May I get an article to a userspace Isle 5? Adria_richards / User:Jhart/Adria_richards. Possibly we should capitalize the "R" in Richards. Regards,Schnookums 13:08, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

There ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 13:14, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Mike

unsure at this time. he might be helping out behind the scenes. maybe thats why we have all the 500s: all ED traffic running through a rural low-speed internet connection is causing timeouts, maybe. -hipcrime 23:07, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

it was a joke. -hipcrime 23:12, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Th3Pacifier

I believe you banned him earlier today, he's asking for it. Nothing like an attention whore, eh? ROR - Tark 23:10, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

What? No I didn't, When did I ban him? ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 23:12, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
He's claiming he got banned earlier under another name, and slipped in again, to quote "I can never be permanently banned." Again, Sperging Attention Whore, he be. ROR - Tark 23:13, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Um, he hasn't done anything yet. Molestation log has no record of a ban on him. It's probably IRC shit. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:17, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Peter again... Holy shit... If only he had better jokes. I mean, I almost feel sorry for him. But then, he was asking for it. ROR - Tark 23:25, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Oh I thought u meant th3purifier for sone reason ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 23:28, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

He did it on purpose to troll Th3Purifier. Even asking him to chimpout. Again, Peter needs new material. ROR - Tark 23:30, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

How much of a lameass is this retarded sperg? This is ED, where calling someone a nigger or a faggot is our version of "hello". That said, if that broken dicked, fatty fucking sack of shit is reading this, what you have been doing is attempting to troll trolls......AND YOU FUCKING SUCK AT IT! DarkLordTR 23:59, 21 March 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

RE:

Of course not! Schnookums 02:46, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Being silly and I know you watch recent changesSchnookums 02:55, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
Now I'm gonna feel bad for teasing you! And I wouldn't do that if I didn't feel comfortable with everyone here. Seriously. Group hug?Schnookums 03:07, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

IRC

If you ever get bored should join us in #ED-Logging :DSchnookums 00:41, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

My IRC is dead, rage quitted that any way. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 00:46, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Understood. 98% of my time is spent exclusively in #ED-Logging because I don't care for the annoying chatter of the other channelsSchnookums 00:52, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
And I care because? ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:38, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

that guy's user page

i left it virginal for ya. ;) -hipcrime 03:32, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

O.o ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:34, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
I went afk and i found this. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 03:35, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
  • that cvame out wrong. i know you love kittensing is all. -hipcrime 03:49, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
mmhmm. ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:50, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

In honor of your righteous use of kittens.

I made you a custom userbox:

This user believes cunt pasting the pages of banworthy dipshits with kittens is awesome.


DarkLordTR 05:42, 27 March 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Why thank you! ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:34, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

HinaUchi

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?diff=506771&oldid=506749&rcid=538346

On the netbook so I might have overlooked something obvious. My impression was they were doing some housekeeping. I could be very wrong. In the past vandalization of this article involved the removal a nude picture. If I missed something obvious my apologies but offering feedback in case it helps. For also see User_talk:Hollydonouts for a related discussion. Regards, reply 20:53, 28 March 2013 (EDT)

That depends if she's over 18 or not. I can't remove it unless someone tells me how old she is now. I mean ive read the article, bt im blind, Point out to me how old she is. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:10, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
It's located at HinaUchi#Noodz. They claim to be underage and I believe they are. Removing it is fine with me but that needs admin approval AFAIK. Maybe I am incorrect but I try not to overstep my bounds. Thanks for having a look reply 21:18, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
lol i dunno. Ask someone else. I've fad a long day. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:22, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
Can I just nuke it in good faith? Then we'll never hear about it again reply 21:24, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
What do you mean by nuke it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:28, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
To remove the image of a girl who is underage from the article. Don't worry I still lack the ability to have empathy for others. I promise reply 21:31, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
I'm not sure if shes 18 yet so, ima just leave the image out there. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:16, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
Crap I already removed the image. I'll leave it in your hands. My apologies reply 22:18, 28 March 2013 (EDT)

lolicon manga that needs flushed

Pomf =3 has two galleries full of lolicon manga..-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:43, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

There. Took me forever to remove it with 500 cocks blocking my way. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:46, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

RE:

rooooooooooooooooooooooood 21:39, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

April

unprotect article

keeping an eye on #ED-Logging while busy rl (HEROIC MODE) thanks for catching that reply 13:07, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

POTN

Nigga tomb reply 11:50, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

Butthurt Vandal

  • Here's a good butthurt Vandal. She got banned off of dA and decided to come remove info about herself from two ED articles (Haydendaft and Hinauchi) I'm keeping an eye on her but, I wouldn't be amazed if she tried to do more tiny edits to that information. She swaps IPs the evade being banned on here as well as on Deviant Art. She hates being called her actual gender so she tried doing minor edits to things about herself on the article. Their name is User:KSTUTLER (Sorry forgot to add that)--SHOOPBitch at me here 17:02, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
There. GO TO SLEEP GO TA SLEEP 17:07, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
  • Thanks lol. Some shits been stirring up about Hina and Hayden. This person tried getting involved.--SHOOPBitch at me here 17:08, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Stalking me

I saw you touching my new article @_@ It's because a blog about drama arose and I decided to make an article for one of the people.--SHOOPBitch at me here 19:39, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
I was just adding series, and besides, I caught a vandal. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:41, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
That fag was from the blog, he wanted to "fix the page coding". I don't even know if they were trying to help though.--SHOOPBitch at me here 19:44, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
There, I fixed it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:57, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
Caused a case of butthurt now LOL. He like shat himself or something.--SHOOPBitch at me here 20:02, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

hai

HEY THERE!
Hey, NKO/2013! I saw what you did with http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Green_Blockhead&diff=512952&oldid=512950&unhide=1.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

--TKN 09:53, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

esscuse me

who the fuck are you and fuck you that's wht. Mike the Great (talk) 03:55, 11 April 2013 (EDT)

lel jk i'm drunk as fuck Mike the Great (talk) 03:56, 11 April 2013 (EDT)

boston

I made this page since it's current and I decided to write it since sandy hook was written when it happened. Lately ED members can expand it and get info to make it better. I don't give a fuck if people take it seriously.

TroLOLOLMFAO 23:02, 16 April 2013 (EDT)

Umm, ok, IDC. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:19, 16 April 2013 (EDT)

BatteryIncluded article

Here's one at my userspace. It's ready for prime time, but it needs images and more info - including faggotry against others. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 02:15, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

Umm ookay, and why are you telling me this? ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:17, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

double posts

are you double clicking the butan? it needs only a single click. <3 -hipcrime 13:56, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

yes, you are hacked by Kitties. the solution is obvious: delete your usarpage and take a vacation. ;) -hipcrime 14:04, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

RE: You looking through articles

Just to make sure we're on the same page would you let me know what exactly that was in regards to? Much appreciated, 16:19, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

BDSee started off on the wrong foot. However, I shouldn't have used that as an excuse to talk to him like I did. He asked for help and nobody offered any. Myself included. If anything I was very unhelpful. And that is not the kind of editor I should be. Especially since he is making an effort to improve. So I sucked up my pride and now I am making it right.
Now to answer your question, I don't tell people every time I look at something of theirs. I promise. Kindly, 17:08, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

"lrn2flushspam"

>lrn2readsummaries

Mr.Jonzz 17:17, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

ohai

TKN Bot should delete spam nao (but doesn't block yet) in case you didn't see tests yesterday. --TKN 22:30, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

Yeah I saw you doing some tests yesterday. You were deleting shit like fuck. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:36, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

Template murder

Can you fix it? I can't seem to know how.

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 18:28, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

'nother beastiality image.

File:Beastcock.JPG.-- Talk to me|Contribs 14:24, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Done. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:27, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Friendly tip if ED is slow

If you post on a talk page, someone replies, but you can't see the replies, you can do one of two things: flush your browser cache and reload the page, or just go to the page history and read the reply from the diff after your post.

If neither of those work, I suppose you could decide to an hero, but so far either tip above should help if talk pages refuse to show you a reply from the latest poster.

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 14:49, 28 April 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

I normally do that. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:13, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Need help with screen capturing.

I need help screen capturing all of the funny comments spawning on this video. I feel they are a great addition to the growing gallery. Thanks. LIATBuster30011 23:11, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

cant, commenting was disabled. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:17, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
No problem, I video capture it before the comment is disable. I think I will just screen capture them via video. LIATBuster30011 23:21, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Can you help me fix my redirect page?

Just like how when you type in Smosh on the search bar, it redirect to unfunny. I created Reply Girls, but it is not redirecting to MeganSpeaks. I do not understand what I did wrong and how to fix it since this is my first time attempting to create a redirect page. You can flush out my old redirect if that help solve the problem. Many thank if you can help me out. LIATBuster30011 18:42, 30 April 2013 (EDT)

My problem is already fix, many thanks to you and Sysop Gray. I greatly appreciate both of your help. You guys are the best. :) LIATBuster30011 18:51, 30 April 2013 (EDT)

May

Re:Need help with screen capturing

The comments are re-enable again on this video. Can you help me screen capture everything. Thanks in advance and I sorry to bother you again if the owner of that channel disable the comments. Here our second chance. LIATBuster30011 07:38, 1 May 2013 (EDT)

Shit, I'm on my phone, no where near a computer right now. I'm in downtown partying. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:07, 1 May 2013 (EDT)

Boob pictures 101

I noticed one of those Jessica Nigiri pics you uploaded you were unsure about if her cleavage was the same size in the shot, and since I had a moment, here's some pointers.

Cleavage lines stand out better from a front view, preferably with a top down angle. They stand out best if the chest is partially or (obviously) fully exposed. From the side, if the clothing colors and/or lighting is too dark, the bust size is hard to determine unless the subject's clothing is really tight.

Based on that picture, if it was taken around the times the other ones were taken, she likely has the same boob size, it's just hard to tell due to the bad angle and lighting.

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 08:01, 2 May 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Photos

No. Mr.Jonzz 08:22, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

What ever. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:25, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

ty

[2]

It feels great to be back. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:48, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
HEY THERE!
Hey, NKO/2013! I saw what you did with keeping editors from misbehaving..
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
22:20, 6 May 2013 (EDT)

RE: Butthurt revisionists

Will do. Sorry for allowing them to run rampant for so long. -Gray 02:02, 6 May 2013 (EDT)

POTN

if (x == y) {

// some code

}
Not sure if it matters. Leaving in your hands. 01:18, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

Let him do it. Unless you found something way better than that unfunny picture of his. GO TO SLEEP GO TA SLEEP 12:13, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

RE: Trust me, I'm a sysop

17:28, 14 May 2013 (EDT)
17:28, 14 May 2013 (EDT)
It's fun dicking around with you. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:40, 14 May 2013 (EDT)
<3 17:42, 14 May 2013 (EDT)
Not seen you {{kittens}} so much. Getting soft on us? Also I never got kittens on my userpage and I am offended. So no more slacking. 07:11, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

About {{MIA}} template

Okay, here my sincere apology for posting {{MIA}} on their page. It is just that I have a feeling they going to leave because of an incident. Maybe if they are away from ED for one month, then it is appropriate to post the {{MIA}} on their page. Again, I am sorry I got carry away with it. LIATBuster30011 23:11, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

Yeah just put them there after about a month or 2. Mike I believe he's on IRC. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:15, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
Mike isn't in IRC often AFAIK. 23:21, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
Oh yeah, he told me that he's trying to be drunk 24/7. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 23:23, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
That is the best idea ever. 23:25, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
If he joking, then that alright. But if it is for real, then that is a probably not the best idea. Binge drinking can seriously take toll on the health. I just saying. LIATBuster30011 00:48, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

b&

How much you want to be MelodeeCa ends up here. They are not even being creative with the names anymore. 11:06, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Ohello

You done sperging yet? - phobos

I'm done whenever. GO TO SLEEP GO TA SLEEP 17:33, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Urgent: Operation Phobos-Gone

Okay. I've wrote an article about a supposed Anonymous operation that was first mentioned in the article about the abusive, hostile and deceptive accusatory troll BatteryIncluded. It's called Operation Phobos-Gone. I'm convinced that BatteryIncluded's behavior is becoming increasingly rude, uncivil and abusive as time goes on by this, as does the administrators who doesn't want to take the full brunt of BatteryIncluded's behavior. I'm particularly feared that his behaviour will spread beyond Wikipedia and worm its way onto the Internet. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 01:12, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

What do I have to do with this? ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:18, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Got your message. I will be happy to assist. Though it will be tomorrow. At the moment I am on the netbook. Regards, 01:31, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
Move it to Operation Phobos-Gone and get ready for Primetime. That's all I want. Also, contact Gray and Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost before doing anything about it. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 08:01, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
(Move log); 12:43 . . Schnookums (Talk | contribs) moved User:BDSee/Operation Phobos-Gone to Operation Phobos-Gone (per user request)
Moved the article as requested. You're an editor so you can also do this. Don't worry if you make a mistake we can always undo it. At the moment Gray is MIA. You can message Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost directly. I've added this to my list. 08:52, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Gray's discussion notification

Hello, NKO. There is a discussion about the conducts of Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost•(talk)•(Contribs), who is trying to kill me by increasing my medication when I am okay and fine. See it then, because I fear for my life. Thanks. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 07:44, 21 May 2013 (EDT)

lol'd again... Mr.Jonzz 07:49, 21 May 2013 (EDT)
No. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:23, 21 May 2013 (EDT)

Protected my user space. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost•(talk)•(Contribs) is back, restoring death threats. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 09:39, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

No he's not now shut up and go bother someone else. ••General Niggerson Page me. 10:02, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

HEY FAGGOT

I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY POWER TRIPPING ABOUT YOUR INAPPRECIABLE STATUS OF AN ADMINISTRATOR OF A DYING WEBSITE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO HIDE EVERY FUCKING DELETED PAGE AND/OR IMAGE SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN YOU MENSTRUATING DYKE WITH THE SENSE OF HUMOR OF A 13-YEAR-OLD 07:11, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

Mind your own business aspie. ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:18, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
YES HELLO, MY NAME IS NKO, MY ABILITIES INCLUDING RETORTING WITH AD HOMINEMS IN REPLACE OF RATIONALIZATION

07:23, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

Your autism's pretty entertaining. ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:26, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
I HOPE YOU FIND IT AS FUNNY AS YOU DO "FRIED CHIKKIN" JOKES

07:28, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND OR JUST THINK OF MORE DIM-WITTED REPLIES TO ANYTHING REMOTELY OFFENSIVE TO YOUR SELF-PERCEIVED GOD STATUS

07:52, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

are you going to shut the fuck up or are you just gonna fag up rc like a 13 year old? ••General Niggerson Page me. 07:54, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
THE IRONY IS KILLING ME YOU PROLE

08:00, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

haha, nobody gives a fuck ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:07, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
Sysop Meepsheep is trying provoke you, I think it is best to ignore him. Sysop Meepsheep, in case you're reading this, please listen to reasons and stop this nonsense. It is very immature and childish, and no one win anything from it. I mean give peace a chance. Thanks. LIATBuster30011 08:05, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
NKO WILL BE ENDLESSLY GLOATING HIS "POWER" AS IT IS ALL HE HAS TO HANG ONTO IN THIS LIFETIME, ADDITIONALLY DON'T CHANGE MY MESSAGES YOU ILLITERATE SCUM

08:58, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

fyi, that was LIATBuster. and second, shut up and take ur pills. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:01, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
I'M JUST WAITING FOR A LOGICAL REBUKE, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOUR IQ LEVEL MUST BE LESS THAN 100

09:03, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

thank you for pointing that out captain obvious whatchu gonna do about it? ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:09, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND THE POINT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ACROSS HERE?

09:15, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

Are you gonna calm your tits and go back to wanking to your precious Irina-san like how you ways do sitting your fatass in front of that monitor of yours ? ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:21, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
A. I'M UNDERWEIGHT B. I STILL AWAIT ON A COMPELLING RESPONSE, YOU ARE JUST PROLONGING YOUR STATUS AS MENTALLY HANDICAPPED

09:27, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

See this...

(diff | hist) . . Nm! Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 23, 2013‎; 14:08 . . (+61) . . Schnookums (Talk | contribs | rape) (Created page with "300px<br /> <big>''Tattoo''</big>")

^ This is somebody doing something useful for the wiki, you should give it a try sometime instead of:

  • wasting your time pointlessly concealing logs and "fagging up rc"
  • believing that banning spambots is a monumental feat
  • banning users who've done more for the site in their relatively short residence than you have since you started
  • banning yourself for 1 second
  • uploading shit and then asking people what the file should be called or which article it should be used for
  • creating faggotrously juvenile crapstub articles
  • being a talk-page hero
  • sucking Zaigers cock

Just a suggestion.

Mr.Jonzz 09:32, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

^all of this^ 09:36, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

NKO WILL BE ENDLESSLY GLOATING HIS "POWER" AS IT IS ALL HE HAS TO HANG ONTO IN THIS LIFETIME, ADDITIONALLY DON'T CHANGE MY MESSAGES YOU ILLITERATE SCUM

And you will always forever wank to your imaginary girlfriend. So sad. BAAAWWWW. PS, LRN2FENGRISH FTG ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:37, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
how is that even remotely relevant to what mr jonzz said? 09:38, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

Because fucking greenman here was edit conflicting in your sperging section. You seemed to have calmed down, and also thats going to you too. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:43, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

you're still not making any sense, nor have you rationally replied to anything that opposes you or your dominion illusions, consider yourself molished 09:47, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
I may be molished, but that doesnt mean I emo quit like the others. But anyways, Im still working on the shit above.. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:53, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums 16:10, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums 16:10, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

FOUND U

The secrets NKO revealed! 16:48, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Oh snap! So sorry dude, I gave you the wrong link. And be careful, if someone known an iPhone's IP addres they can grab shit off of it within a couple minutes. You would never even know it. However, I doubt that is the case. The image above is totally unrelated. Again I sincerely apologize. 17:48, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
Do you have anything else to do other than stalk people? ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:56, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
lol canada sucks 17:58, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
I know, eh. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:59, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
At least your not using Apple's default browser. Seems you're not using the latest iOS though. Might want to check on that. Important security patches, you know. 18:18, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
Underage B&
This user is under 18.
Meaning they will likely plaster strikethroughs, memes, niggers, faggots, and other overused unfunny bullshit around Encyclopedia Dramatica. You can help by cleaning up after them.


P.S. You're iPhone indicates the above. 18:20, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
And why are you releasing all this? ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:24, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
The above is hypothetical. Wait, it's true?? 18:25, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
nope. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:26, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this. 18:28, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
What the hell is going on just now?! LIATBuster30011 19:33, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Archtransit

Okay. This is the shit-free article: Archtransit. Feel free to move it to Archtransit. He's the eighth bureaucratic fuck to be banned from Wikipedia in 2008. He has many socks. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 00:37, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

I dont give a fuck. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:39, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
LMAO "Shit-free," you say... Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:44, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

sup jordan

hey 00:18, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

lolololol











06:58, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

I'd hit it. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) 07:13, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
with my dick ~Oblique 07:35, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
If that's me irl, then you got the wrong guy. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:44, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
i aint sayin it's you faggot, im just sayin you better be ready for mr robotham to check his email 14:41, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
That is why I never posted any real images of me irl online. LIATBuster30011 12:01, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

What's up?

Would you mind if I give him a dose of his own medicine for the lulz? LIATBuster30011 12:44, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

hey

how are things at "The George Brown College of Applied Arts and Technology" 12:37, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Now that is a very creepy question? It is like you know everything about him. LIATBuster30011 12:43, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
That loldongs link was pretty clever of you. ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:44, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
Do you want me to do the same for him for the lulz, Sysop NKO? LIATBuster30011 12:47, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
Are you dumb? ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:59, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
>Do you want me to do the same for him for the lulz, Sysop NKO?
@LIATBuster30011 - good luck with that. 13:05, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
Okay, I call off that dumb idea. LIATBuster30011 13:15, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
I replied to your e-mail a week late, do you get it yet? It is something that a bit important, that is all. LIATBuster30011 13:23, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

June

RE:

Thank you. I am still learning, please be patient with me. 00:17, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

Yeah, I know. The b& hammer is the least of my concerns. I was figuring out how to set a 30 minute ban. Even 2 hours is a bit excessive for most cases. The idea is to get someone's attention, not run them into the ground so they never come back. Maybe you should reconsider the notice at the top of your talk page. Instead, invite others to go to you for assistance. Sure having the title of admin sounds cool but real the idea is to be a role model and to empower others. At some point I probably will burn out and move on, but if I helped others to take my place, then I did my job. 01:08, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums 11:14, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums 11:14, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

Yeah. I have been wondering about that. Would you block my sock puppet Here2Talk2NKO for a day so I can see if I figured it out. Appreciated, 18:53, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

There we go. Thanks! 19:11, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Article Vandalism

And generally being a faggot/unproductive while he was at it. --Onideus 21:11, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

says the person who bans for undoing an edit that other users have found unfunny. how is reverting your edits vandalism? if anything reverting them is productive since other users seem to agree with them sucking and are reverting them, onideus.-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
Jumping on the bandwagon of some semi-illiterate tweenage muppet fuck to try and "get back" at me because you're feeling all pissy and buttmad really makes you look like a fucktarded asshat...I just want you to know this. --Onideus 21:19, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
not jumping on any bandwagons. those were just unfunny edits.-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
As Zaiger has explained before, if you don't like something, don't remove it, improve it. Either edit it to be "funny" (whatever retarded definition of the word you're using), or leave them alone. --Onideus 21:28, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Ok you know what, do whatever you want Matt, I'm backing out. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:24, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Why do you think Schnookums would want the edits removed? He saw them even before they were put on the page (yesterday when they were still in the talk page). LOL --Onideus 21:25, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this. 02:29, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

dbaggins

okay, thanks. :) -hipcrime 22:50, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Thank you for dealing with that vandel

Above, I knew something was fishy when he came to ED to write article like a preschooler without any effort and try to blank Drug article on purpose. LIATBuster30011 21:21, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Mica

Mica looked like vanity crap to me, so i skanked it up a little bit. have a look at the history to see how she originally wrote it. :) -hipcrime 22:04, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

nah, i was actually tempted to delete it when i saw it was vanity crap, but figured id give the author time to improve it. or to see my "improvements" and display butthurt, which they did. :D -hipcrime 22:18, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Picture of the Now

June 11, 2013

I've been meaning to feature File:Hanging with a boner.jpg for a while because it is funny. By chance, do you know where I can locate the original? Thanks man. 02:32, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
Which one hanging boner or Warzone wedding? ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:35, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
Hanging by a boner. 03:36, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
Found that from a facebook page. ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:43, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

RE: It's been a while

I've been spending my free time on Commons. I'll probably return to ED in September or October. --JuniusThaddeus 07:30, 16 June 2013 (EDT)

Sup nigger

Time to do it up TylerRosenow 08:05, 21 June 2013 (EDT)

Was wondering if you'd look over my WIP article

I'd ask Meepsheep to do this, but since he doesn't seem to be around, I was wondering if you'd render an opinion on my WIP article.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:DarkLordTR/Yandere

It's a really (IMO) lulzy hentai game about a guy who winds up being chased by three women who are fucking insane, and has several scenes I was considering nominating for being added to the Offended page.

I was mostly wondering if the article looks right (I'm not used to fucking around with ED's collapsible section code) and just as important, I'm wondering if it's lulzy.

Warning, this game has ton of guro and other sick fuckery, should you choose to play it

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 15:31, 21 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Nah, Meepsheep probably won't approve of this. But yeah, I had a look at it. It's coming along pretty good. Keep it up. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:39, 21 June 2013 (EDT)
Finally finished adding all the text (aside from some links) and the picture galleries, was planning to move it to the main namespace once I added all that. Hope the finished product is not too Tl;dr and funny enough, feel free to edit anything you feel is retarded or unfunny.
DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 05:53, 22 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

request

Can I please have my user page back to normal now? Or can you at least unprotect it? Although I don't really mind that big ass picture on there. That's the only template I think is fine to keep.

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:11, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

no ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:48, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

4U

:D • Mr.Jonzz 20:04, 29 June 2013 (EDT)
Awww, you shouldn't have. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:46, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

Don't worry, haven't gone rogue

I have a shitty mouse that's on it's last legs, keeps sticking when I click on stuff, that page I reverted was a fuckup because of that. My keyboard is fucked up too, getting a replacement for that as well.

I thought it was my browser at first, but I found out even PC games and word processor were "hanging" on me, turned out both my mouse and keyboard are shit and keep crapping out at odd intervals due to being really fucking old.

Sorry for the scare, will post back on ED when I have reliable equipment.

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 20:45, 30 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

no?

Why not? Mr.Jonzz 21:22, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

If I knew where it was I wouldn't be asking you, would I... Mr.Jonzz 21:39, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

July

How's the latest rape going

Just here to ask about that poor luser, that just been raped recently, can you give me details about that faggot. I'm bored (That's what my Bleeding Brain is telling me.) El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:02, 1 July 2013 (EDT)

Lulz, a confused pedo wouldn't that, well that seems to be enough. Don't know why I ask, because my brain is asking me to tell you in the rape victims lists soooooooooooooooo uhh I should GTFO right now. It's a little bit late in my time. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:45, 1 July 2013 (EDT)

asspie quiz

this is my asspie quiz score what's yours?


Your Aspie score: 128 of 200

Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 84 of 200

You are very likely an Aspie



--milwinWanna get toasty :3 12:48, 5 July 2013 (EDT)

yah taek the test nko
Uberfukken 13:31, 5 July 2013 (EDT)
Link? ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:16, 5 July 2013 (EDT)
asspie quiz. Uberfukken 15:37, 5 July 2013 (EDT)
Hey friend, I also take the test. It isn't so bad after all. You should try when you have a chance.
LIATBuster30011 20:08, 5 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL
I think I did it wrong... ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:27, 6 July 2013 (EDT)
Your asspieness is beyond the scale if the test couldn't accept your answers.
welcome my friend

--milwinWanna get toasty :3 19:54, 6 July 2013 (EDT)

meep and schnook

I find it odd that meepsheep and schnookums almost disappeared at the same time, and they both tried to dox you and made an article about you... mind explaining yourself?

--milwinWanna get toasty :3 16:21, 8 July 2013 (EDT)

No. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:43, 8 July 2013 (EDT)
I'll be watching you like a hawk.

--milwinWanna get toasty :3 20:08, 8 July 2013 (EDT)

Actually, I think Sysop Meepsheep got busted for audaciously trolling A-Kon, according to The Daily Dot, and Sysop Schnookums quitted after Demmi harass him. Sysop Meepsheep twitter later get terminated on June 8, 2013 and three days later, he disappeared from both ED and the EDF2. I guess he probably went into hiding to evade the authorities or something like that. Schnookums on the other hand stop being active on June 12, 2013, not because of Sysop Onideus trolling him with furry pictures of a weasel in baby diaper, but because of banned loser like Demmi saying something bad about him. I witness him becoming inactive after Demmi quote get posted on his Talk Page. Therefore, Sysop NKO have no connection to their disappearance and them trying to dox him and making a article about Sysop NKO have nothing to do with it. Think about it, what Sysop Meepsheep and Sysop Schnookums really did is greatly expanded Sysop NKO's ED article and then they unexpectedly leave ED exactly two weeks later. That wouldn't made any sense at all seeing that Sysop NKO's ED article is already three months old before neither Sysops help made the article bigger and that the original author of the article is ObtuseAngles. LIATBuster30011 22:38, 8 July 2013 (EDT)
At the risk of sounding a bit too USI I know for a fact that Schnookums dropped out because I was planning on making an article for him as well as posting forgeries of him in response to his editing my article (and claiming I was a pedophile). That's why he's STILL AROUND, but posting using one of *MY* nicknames. I guess he figures that way it'll prevent me from making forgeries since I would be making them of myself in effect. He hasn't actually disappeared at all though, he's just afraid of posting under his previous account because he can dish it...but he obviously can't take it at all.
As far as Meep, I'm entirely certain he got in trouble with the law and, again at the risk of sounding a bit too USI, it may have been because he edited my article with a link to personal information which included my SS number, which he most likely put up. My SS number isn't exactly a secret of course, as I went to Eastern Washington University, where they used SS numbers as student IDs and back around the mid 2Ks had a bunch of machines stolen and the ensuing student information released into the wilds, but just because it is available doesn't make posting it legal in any respect. And in fact, in doing so, he may have inadvertently made himself a giant beaming target for the authorities who have been looking to nail the EWU data thieves.
That's not to say that *I* ratted him out or anything, but you have to understand that given my knowledge, history and experiences there are no shortage of law enforcement agencies who actively monitor my shit...so if you do something epically stupid like edit my article with illegal information...yeah...somebody more important than me is gonna notice and somebody is likely going to act upon it. In general, the authorities like USING people such as myself as proverbial honey pots because we openly entice people to do illegal things in retaliation to us (and generally provide an easy means of doing so). He was likely already under investigation for illegal activities online (like SMURF attack king Ryan), but making such edits to my article (and others as well from what I've heard), he likely tipped the scales and wound up nailed as a result. --Onideus 23:07, 8 July 2013 (EDT)


   
 
My interpretation of Zaiger taking notice of Onideus and I shitting up recent changes was that I could either knock it off or go away. So I took a hint. I spoke with my counselor and she says I need to be nice to him. I can't do it, even after I prayed to God for help! It just isn't happening! Needless to say she is extremely disappointed. It has been a while since I took my medications.
 

 
 

—Farfoos [3]

As far as I could tell Zaiger was getting irritated. My guess is others were complaining about the edit wars. So based on that I decided to knock it off and move on. If you want to get under my skin you're gonna have to try much harder. And based on your previous statements I am unworthy of that much effort. Peace. Farfoos 15:18, 10 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL “'I’m tired of being eye-raped by teenage nerds every time I dress up as a sexy cartoon character,' the anonymous con-goer whose picture was tweeted out by colesl4w_king told the Internet Chronicle."-Feminism
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 23:53, 8 July 2013 (EDT)
We should screen cap that and added it to the Almost Raped article. It's pretty hilarious too, I mean what the fuck other reason would you have to dress up as a scantily clad, proverbial sex Goddess if *NOT* to illicit that kind of general reaction...especially at a convention molested over with geeks?
--Onideus 23:59, 8 July 2013 (EDT)
Sysop NKO, I hate to put it so bluntly to you and not trying to be rude, but why is all the comments below hidden or is it just a bug? LIATBuster30011 13:08, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
I have no idea myself... ••General Niggerson Page me. 05:35, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Not to butt in, but the reason is "--!>" doesn't close off a hidden comment. "-->" does.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 15:35, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Don't feel like fixing it ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:23, 19 July 2013 (EDT)


rollback

haha yea i know, but that also deletes the SEO shit. ive seen a few people complaining about it, so ill just stick with the undo. Uberfukken 23:41, 23 July 2013 (EDT)

beyonce

lets see what he does it with. she is somewhat relevant Uberfukken 23:17, 24 July 2013 (EDT)

that looked shopped ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:31, 24 July 2013 (EDT)

re: rollback

yes, right now i am using it. i have used it a few times before, but i try not to since its a pain to have to seperately reindex/refollow, and add new keywords to the articles. how were you able to tell that i was using it, though?-- Talk to me|Contribs 03:24, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

My Page

Hey NKO, I'm wondering if I can get editing privileges back on my userpage, (I don't even know why I can't edit it anyway). Mr. Jonzz said you like to help people. Thanks brah. I like poPcORN! Mariozplaze is mah name, satire's 'da game. 13:55, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

August

Someone is fooled.

^ LIATBuster30011 22:46, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

••General Niggerson Page me. 17:38, 6 August 2013 (EDT)
You do not do IRC yet, do you? So I just trying out IRC for the first time. I wished Schnookums still here to teach me the way of IRC. I am still learning how due to me not feeling secure using it yet. LIATBuster30011 18:39, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

September

bby <3

are you gonna join the forums?
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/threads/asalieri-more-buttmad-than-ever.14328/

we're currently planning something with this asspie :D--File:Mr t:oast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 15:53, 21 September 2013 (EDT)

I did joined, but forgot password... not resetting it anytime soon••General Niggerson Page me. 15:56, 21 September 2013 (EDT)

hey

get in here pls.-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 29 September 2013 (EDT)

October

hey

why'd you delet your talk all of a sudden?-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:01, 19 October 2013 (EDT)

See inbox

On Youtube, it is urgent. Mirrors II 20:28, 25 October 2013 (EDT)

Re: banned losers

Sorry about that, I'll actually pay attention to the notices from now on. BakaRed 19:16, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

November

Request to add an article to a series template

So I recently created an article, The Græt Niggercide of Old ED, and I would like it added to the series template for ED History, and possibly the one for Taking Down ED. I wasn't sure if I was allowed to edit the templates myself, so I figured I'd ask a staff member. The page could also be listed as site policy, since it details how users can fix the problem, but I don't know about that one. Anyway, can it be added to those two series' templates? (On an unrelated note, that 500 error image is annoying as piss.) Gmlw 00:15, 9 November 2013 (EST)

RE:

(Molestation log); 00:11 . . NKO (Talk | contribs) raped Ted Turner (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) (Being a faggot: {{kitties}})

thx. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 19:17, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Alert

Check my talk page. Mirrors II 21:18, 13 November 2013 (EST)

Hello

I response to your email, do you get it yet? Mirrors II 15:56, 14 November 2013 (EST)

AtWar

If they don't want to listen to reason, then I'm just going to let them deal with you. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 17:29, 16 November 2013 (EST)

re: ...

Log entry check switched from logtype to logaction. Should be fixed. Uberfukken 18:33, 25 November 2013 (EST)

RE:images

Not sure what images you're talking about. Nothing of mine is deleted that I know of. 19:29, 29 November 2013 (EST)

Nothing for Weasel (Zaiger renamed my original account) or Schnookums otherwise I would do it in a heartbeat. Also if you need a script to locate all deleted articles let me know. 19:38, 29 November 2013 (EST)
Damn, I forgot all about that article. Sorry for being idle I was busy exporting the Patriotic Nigras wiki since some faggot got the domain. Wrote a PHP script and just finished downloading all the image from it. Anyways I need to sleep, let me know the status oh things for when I wake up. 19:52, 29 November 2013 (EST)

hi

leave the stuff like this deleted pls --Mantequilla (talk) 20:16, 29 November 2013 (EST)

oh ok. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:19, 29 November 2013 (EST)

December

re:

Elaborate? Uberfukken 23:36, 2 December 2013 (EST)

E-vapor-8...


Mr.Jonzz 23:47, 2 December 2013 (EST)
^Lul ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:18, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Spam IPs / Bot Ban Messages

Right, those aren't actual users. It looks like it's been fixed now. - Scamp (Talk) - 13:39, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Markiplier

So I saw your screenshot, and as the stalkerfuck I am, I saw you had a bookmark (quicklink whatever) to Markiplier. I have included him into the let's play article because he is a popular let's player, but did he ever do something lulzy? Ie. something that could warrant an article, or is he just another let's player on the YouTube without any drama? CobaltCat 00:53, 4 December 2013 (EST)

As far as I see, he screams alot in his horror lets plays like Slender, SCP, Outlast, and Amnesia. But I've never seen him do anything lulzy other than do charity live streams at times, get submitted gay porn fan art from fan girls of him and this guy called Yamimash, and copying and playing with PewDiePie. ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:02, 4 December 2013 (EST)
Well, then he won't get an article. Seems like a run of the mill LP'er. CobaltCat 01:06, 4 December 2013 (EST)

Lopan

Seems nothing gets past you.
Have a Weasel Boy

00:27, 18 December 2013 (EST)

Awesome! ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:22, 18 December 2013 (EST)

Re: By the way

By the by, that is the worst thing I have seen this week. CobaltCat 02:31, 18 December 2013 (EST)