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Schnookums 20:27, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

The BDSee Saga

Solar System

May I ask the status of User:Anwar_Sadat's_Horny_Ghost/sandbox/solar_system? Please direct your response here then leave me a note. No rush or anything. Your contributions to are appreciated! Schnookums 01:45, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

If you want to redo it then you're welcome to do so. Regards, Schnookums 02:54, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Your changes to BatteryIncluded.

I wish my thanks to you for rewriting an article. I read it, and it appears to be very interesting. I've made some expansions and changes there, and opened a discussion at the article talk page. Join me there. Regards. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 08:50, 27 April 2013 (EDT)

Catgirl

Good job with Your contributions to Encyclopedia Dramatica is causing enemies of the lulz to lose sleep at night! I award you with a catgirl!

 — Preceding comment added by Schnookums (talkcontribs), 04:02, 30 April 2013 (EST)

Good work, keep it up! :) — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 02:56, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Starkiller88

I've created a page on Starkiller88 on my user space. Check it out. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 02:57, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

I liked your version, but I know that Starkiller88 is a sockpuppet of Wikipedian Bryan Seecrets, active in 2006-2007. One day, you'll post everything about it at WikipediaReview.com. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 14:16, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

Operation Phobos-Gone

The article is ready. You'll review it. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 06:45, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

RE:

Maybe that's a good thing. At times all you can do is add a template and fix a couple things. It's best to learn when to move onto something else and take nothing personal. Isn't a lot of fun that way but still. Now if only I would follow my own advice... 13:08, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

20 May messages to BDSee

Per this post you’ve made on 20 May 2013, you appear to be acting more like BatteryIncluded, saying that he was a helper of me getting banned, telling me to kill myself by increasing his medication intake, and giving me a kitten (that BatteryIncluded gave me) which tells me to do so. You are also replicating your posts elsewhere to talk pages, as well as vandalising them. Your assertion to my contributions are purely shit around BatteryIncluded (or to an extent the failed Russian Phobos-Grunt space mission), namely Anonymous Operation called "Phobos-Gone" and link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bryan Seecrets Seecrets Bryan Seecrets sockpuppet Starkiller88.

You overtly said that I was banned. That doesn’t mean that I was banned from using the Internet and my computer (or any other computer in the world) as well. My computer is not the cause of me requiring the increase of my medication. Please do not do the following things:

  1. Infect, crash or destroy my computer with a computer virus or trojan that BatteryIncluded mentioned, including a particularly nasty crypto-virus or something that puts private and personal data and all of the computer system functionality at a very high risk. BatteryIncluded was blamed for infection of my computer, but I do not know my computer is actually infected. In fact, I have antivirus and antimalware software guarding my computer. So I do not worry about infecting my own computer.
  2. Contact the FBI and Interpol, and notify the other authorities. I have no serious intentions in pursuing Operation Phobos-Gone for Anonymous by means of accounts on Blogspot, Twitter and Youtube with which to incite criminal and vigilante action against Russian organisations linked with the Phobos-Grunt mission in order to make the claims I was adding to the articles on Wikipedia genuine, in particular, a Pastebin post accusing the scientists involved of treason. These are references to support in disrupting Wikipedia to make a point to BatteryIncluded’s statements that no further Phobos missions were planned, especially after the failure of Phobos-Grunt.
  3. Contact the ISP (which is Telekom Malaysia, whose 115.113.*.* range of IPs originate, which sock Starkiller88 was using to disrupt and vandalise a range of Phobos-Grunt related articles) to prevent me from accessing Wikipedia or anything else on the Internet.
  4. Do not act violently on me.

The kitten you gave me, just like BatteryIncluded did, is either probably a bomb or a pure trolling. And you are working with him, I know. So, I’ve notified Gray and NKO about this. In fact, BDSee was created, and I was ready to let go of all the Phobos-Grunt and BatteryIncluded shit off, with my creation of Archtransit (which I am going to fix it). I know that BatteryIncluded is rude, uncivil and abusive, and he got raped once for it in 2009. His same bad conducts has happened before. This is just tempting fates.

I am trying to improve myself on ED. This is your first warning you will receive. Refrain from commenting on the contributor, only the content. Do not wish for another user, particularly me, to die in any way.

Bryan See Talk | Contribs 22:10, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

Nobody gives a shit. Kill yourself. 22:14, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

2nd Warning.

Per this, you vandalise my talk page with death after you acknowledged my first warning of your "trolling". I am warning you. Please stop your BatteryIncluded-esque faggotry. The next time you do it, the admins will take action against you. Clear?

Aside from above, you said that I am the only person YOU have ever known who is bothered more by kittens than a kitten that BatteryIncluded gave me after I was banned by the Wikipedia community without the addition of Starkiller88 (the sock of Bryan Seecrets) on the list of banned users - this considers my abuse made by the one who sought me banned. However, I was not banned from the Internet and MY computer at all.

BatteryIncluded: Please triple your medication dose and step back from your computer.

Sure, whatever you say, except, why then was there your death pics on my talk page? You want me to die as BatteryIncluded wanted? If so, I am going to report you and BatteryIncluded to the relevant authorities like FBI or other police because you are intending to commit a murder on someone.

In addition to being bothered, I am also bothered more by a possible computer virus/trojan that BatteryIncluded introduced on my computer, including a completely annoying badware which blocks my computer system and shows a black screen covering the entire computer's desktop. This black screen hides all desktop icons, shows no task bar, the cursor and the startup menu. Instead of that, it shows a kitten in front of me. I am protected well by many antivirus and antimalware programs. Please, do not infect my computer with highly malicious badware, do not shut down my computer, and do not kill my antivirus programs.

Bryan See Talk | Contribs 23:22, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

23:25, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

Why did you?!!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME DEAD. I WAS ABUSED BY WIKIPEDIA EDITORS, ADMINISTRATORS AND ARBITRATORS ALIKE ON BEHALF OF BATTERYINCLUDED! THERE'S A CABALISM AGAINST ME IN NOT ONLY WIKIPEDIA, BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE. IT'S HUMAN NATURE. I MAY BE CREATED IT MYSELF, BUT BATTERYINCLUDED CREATED. YOU DON'T DARE MESS UP WITH MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ACCOUNT. I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 00:09, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

Then just do it already. 00:10, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

Some Banned Faggot Saga

Yeah I am upset. :(

But than again.

http://anonmgur.com/up/87f4cffcec0a6bf4f779d8673b3507fe.jpg El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 18:34, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Is there a block user button for this wiki or something, I want to block this faggot, now time edit Chuck Norris Article, I got a Vidya for all you faggots to see. And maybe some minor edits and nothing more. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 18:49, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Why should I tell you anything? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 20:10, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

I don't think I have a reason, than again why am I still talking to you. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:06, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME!!! El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:08, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Even on this site HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, don't make me laugh. All I would like to say to your faggotness is,

I'm going to completely ignored you forever. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:15, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

going to blank my talk page El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:16, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Online Family, I'm sorry but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHHA. You're full of shit, why are you trying to encouraging me to be one of you? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:26, 26 June 2013 (EDT)
Why can't you even stop talking to me, is this some kind of a troll response to say that you gradually accept me. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:28, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Anwar

I'm going to start a Gore fest with you for making me fall into depression. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 12:10, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

Don't play retarded with me, we discuss this shit 2 days ago. You with your friendly speech of your AIDS-ridden mouth causes me to have a depression, it happens yesterday and the day before. But you will. You WILLLLLLLLLL. I would be indulgently put you in my top 10 Encyclopedia Dramatica Users that I want them dead list when my userpage is fully finished and operational. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 13:05, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

I also edit your userpage, just to share the warning of which i'm going to be vandalizing your article, gonna log out so have a nice day. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 13:39, 29 June 2013 (EDT)
Unfunny bore? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH - lulz, nigga you're just being butthurt because you've been trolled just for my amusement. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 15:20, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

Hey Faggot

Did you know there was my birthday yesterday, howa doing faggot? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 14:31, 6 July 2013 (EDT)

Hey Faggot

Did you know there was my birthday yesterday, howa doing faggot? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 14:31, 6 July 2013 (EDT) You do not I don't like you faggot.

What the hell

  • Ok, First of all, you're drunk, you don't know me.
  • Second, what handicaps and finding voices to help people, is ED full of moralfags?
  • And third, I don't know why the fuck did I even ask you in the first place, GTFO faggot.
  • And lets not forget the fourth, your nutsecks? Cough, Unwarranted Self Importance, Cough.
  • And finally, the fifth. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:12, 6 July 2013 (EDT)
^LOL ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:17, 6 July 2013 (EDT)
^Damn Rite nigga you filming this, good. Anyways, what makes you think i'm been having mental problems, I don't like u, and that's final faggot. Now if you don't stop sending me with your My Little Pony Catchpharses and friendship references, than you're obviously have a pussy instead of a 6 inch cock amigo, you wanna know something. I want to know how much of a pussy you are if you can view the pain series. I want, and I mean I want to know how much of a fucking thin you are fag. Now if you excuse me i'll be in my spic lounge that is my basement (which's technically not a basement because my house doesn't have a basement.) El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 00:35, 7 July 2013 (EDT)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Not A Problem

And don't be afraid to ask for cleanup/editing/cropping stuffs too if you need it done and don't know how. There's lots of people on the site who can help you out with that sort of thing. --Onideus 05:07, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

For you

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an
Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.


You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

You do good at cleaning up and writing articles. So please display this proudly on your userpage. 14:21, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

Editor nomination

May I suggest that you nominate yourself? 01:16, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

^i second this ~Oblique 01:25, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

RE: lulzsec talk page

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Anwar_Sadat's_Horny_Ghost&action=purge

Emailed you the link above and purged this page. After doing so try refreshing your browser then logging in and out. That's how I fixed it. 23:21, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Re:Real Name Culture

Glad I could help. Also like your vote of confidence on letting me add to your other articles.

If I can come up with anything else that might be lulzy, I'll be sure to add it.

And, before I forget, you may find this link interesting.


DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 08:44, 6 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Rehtaeh

Regarding the Bacardi, I can't say for sure, it was just part of the gallery of images I found which otherwise did consistently depict her. They were supposedly all up on her facebook at one point. I assume good faith. 14:17, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

According to my user history page

It was constantly edit by Dbaggins, so I got one person who got hold on editing...

re:

i came. :D -hipcrime 22:42, 15 June 2013 (EDT)

I don't do favors...

I might be able to do you a favour though... what's up? Mr.Jonzz 04:13, 22 June 2013 (EDT)

srry bt idk abt tht sht; myb TJC wld yld rslts. Mr.Jonzz 05:27, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

Aw gawrsh

Thanks for the catgirl! I'm trying to redeem myself from that Toshiro Mifune bullshit. I swear I'll fix that page one day. Anyway, glad to be of service. --Cloudsoda 22:04, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

That's not a bad idea, actually. Or John Ford, for that matter (considering he inspired most of today's big-name directors, anyway.) --Cloudsoda 22:55, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Dear Mr. Ghost,

In regards to the rewritten article of Make me a sandwich, I must politely oppose your revision. You deleted 95% of my original work; all you left were some of the images. I found your version too assburgery and lacking in lulz. It is my humble opinion, as the author of the article, at least ONE paragraph should be/have been left. If anyone (not just you) disagrees with me about my re-do of the re-du, please comment in the newly created talk page. --Tehbuttsecks 21:44, 26 June 2013 (EDT) Tehbuttsecks

X MY NIGGA...
Hey, Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost, I saw what you did deleting 95% of this 13 year old boy's original work.
Keep up the good work faggot!

Lulz

Personally, I define lulz as something being so stupid, retarded, or stereotypical that it's gold. Some of what you wrote was lulzy, but to be honest, it kind of dragged on too long about the topic in question. You seem like a pretty cool guy, and I appreciate your efforts, but now I have a talk page in case anyone wants your version to remain. --Tehbuttsecks 10:59, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

Personally, I define lulz as my cock...in your mouth...whilst you politely suck me off in a gentlemanly fashion...preferably whilst wearing a monocle and top hat.
*unzips*
Get to it! And don't forget the hat! LULZ! :D
--Onideus 18:06, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

Sigh

I have no friends both IRL and OTI, that's why.... El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo.

'I can't El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 18:29, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

I just can't seem to say why exactly, this site is the only place on the Internet where I can just, fit in. Well, I thought ED is just, my solitude. Just to be, alone, I can't think more because, too much, mental, pain..... El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 19:11, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

The funny truth about it is, I want to stay Anonymous without trying to hesitate on revealing myself to the Interwebs. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 21:32, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Or I could just simply be

that i'm fucking unfunny come rape me please.. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:54, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Fuck fine, you win.

You fucking win, okay.

Maybe you can teach me English, I'm very illiterate, and i'm so sorry that I act retarded over you. Can you ever forgive me? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:53, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Not Sure What Yer Makin, But Here's Somethin

From the book about her supposedly autistic kid (aka fetal alcohol syndrome), I added in the black eye and made him not smiling. I've got a bunch moar material too, from her blogs and such, where she was selectively removing/editing user replies to make it seem like everyone was agreeing with all her crazy, koooky, insane beliefs/suggestions...basically using a form of social engineering in order to try and harm/kill kids...which wound up inspiring ~this~ little website: Jenny McCarthy Body Count

--Onideus 23:46, 19 July 2013 (EDT)

Hello.... >:(

You see i'm currently done with ED, but what do you care? ED is just the only place in the Internet where I can just live here, discover new things, and contribute to things in the Internets. There here's your logical sentence. I'm just too pissed because I don't even have a life. >:(


You do see why I'm just constantly editing this same talk page? I'm socially awkward. I just can't understand anything. :/


El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 16:24, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

Matthew Craig

Well, he is a fuck who got VERY upset about the SIDS Facebook page. And he threatened to beat everyone on the page to a pulp. So he is very easily trollable, with the SIDS. I would suggest talking to Oddguy or DieInAFire as they actually know more about him than I do. Atomicnumber27 00:32, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

Starkiller88

HEY THERE!
Hey, Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost! I saw what you did with Starkiller88.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

-YellowZombieHater 05:40, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

HealthCare.gov

So, I'm attempting to improve HealthCare.gov. If you feel any of my edits are unfunny then click undo! Interstellar Shipping & Trading 02:58, 5 November 2013 (EST)

Well, I'm done for today. Let me know what you think. Later I'm going to add more images, categories and suck dick until an administrator relents and AOTNs it. Appreciated. Interstellar Shipping & Trading 04:21, 5 November 2013 (EST)
Look what uber found You're on a roll. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 08:43, 6 November 2013 (EST)

I believe this is yours:

This user is an EDitor.

01:36, 12 December 2013 (EST)

You've never met me and yet somehow you know my asshole is in fact virgin. Now that's what I called a dedicated faggot. 01:51, 12 December 2013 (EST)
Flattery will get you everywhere. 01:56, 12 December 2013 (EST)