User:Disassemblyline/How2mix

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i hate djs, always have and always will. 99% of them absolutely struggle to put tracks next to each other which...you know...belong next to each other. sound good next to each other. make sense next to each other. you can have a river with rapids or a slow flow...yet the tracks must follow. another way to say it: non-verbal non-sequiturs, and to that point, i present a literal construction kit to mock and defy those who take themselves VERY seriously...yet cannot deliver under any circumstances whatsoever

these can be played in any order, you can click on the last video and then click on the one dead center in this gallery. the tracks WILL make sense next to each other...not that you can sit here and actually mix youtube videos. the point here is a little more obvious than "wait...i cant /literally/ mix tracks on this page". thats a certified no shit sherlock moment


use this as as your starting point

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style 1

style 2

style 3

style 4

style 5

if you fuck this up, then you are the bruh moment on everyones radar. youre the reason why music is forgettable, at best, as of 2024. id hold off on style 2 before figuring out how style 1 works