Squid Game
- This show is shit. You can help by not watching it.
Squid Game (오징어 게임) is a Korean Netflix TV Series which is all about cool minigames and bestgore. Following the release of the show, it quickly became the most popular and watched series in Netflix's history, which subsequently caused a large surge of fanboys to have their attempt at recreating the games inside of video games such as Roblox and Minecraft, as well as some irl emulations. Interestingly, despite all the murder, gore, political themes, unsexy sex scenes and drama, a very sizable number of fans of Squid Game happen to be minors, by which we mean lolicon and shotacon-level of minors; not late teenagers. Whether this means that children are becoming more psychopathic is up for debate, but if it does then business for Encyclopedia Dramatica is predicted to be booming once again within the next few years.
The Plot
Squid Game is essentially just a battle royale type film where some poorfags compete to win some sheklez. You've probably seen similar concepts inside of old stickfigure flash animations or in Algodoo competition simulations. TL;DR, Squid Game is a cheap ripoff of BFDI. Apparently, the idea was so derivative that the script was written in 2009 but it took 12 years till someone gave enough of a shit to care about it.
Red Light, Green Light
456 people eventually find themselves, out of desperation, entering vehicles and then getting knocked out with neurotoxins, getting unconsciously molested, packed onto a cargo ship and transported to North Korea probably, the land of opportunity, thus formally entering the Squid Game. Their first challenge is to play red light green light. One guy who is probably a retard runs way ahead of everyone even after the red light is called because he's just too thirsty for that oversized doll at the finish line; he is promptly shot by the wall turrets. Once the other contestants realize what they've gotten themselves into, everybody tries to zerg the exit, but the doors are sealed shut and they all get eliminated.
Hell
In this episode, the contestants get the chance to leave the game if they want to, which a lot of them do because they're not hardcore enough. It isn't long before these people begin to realize how much their lives suck because they're poor plebs. All the contestants decide to come rolling back on in after only a day or so because they just suck that bad at life.
The Man with the Umbrella
The contestants play Sugar Honeycombs, a game where they must cut shapes out of a honeycomb plate without shattering their shape. Of course, since these guys are dumb enough to bet their entire life savings away on horse races, they are also too stupid to understand basic shapes and many people end up being eliminated because of that. Additionally, there is a sub plot where there's an undercover police officer who sneaks onto the Party Island because he's jelly he didn't get invited.
Stick to the Team
The contestants initiate a massive chimpout and start killing each other for no particular reason. The guards masturbate in the camera rooms while this happens until Oh Il-nam finally finished his load and demands the guards to stop the fighting. All this carnage and blood made Jang Deok-su (101) and Han Mi-nyeo (212) extremely horny so they headed over to the bathroom with each other. What followed was an extremely un-hot sex scene between the two characters in which 101 somehow finds her breedable despite her practically nonexistent, elderly titties, meanwhile they smoke in each other's faces. Later the contestants are allowed to have fun when they get to play Tug of War.
A Fair World
Some of the guards collaborate with contestant Byeong-Gi (111), who happens to be surgeon from TF2, to harvest organs from the eliminated contestants in exchange for knowledge on what the next minigame will be. The guards however are just scumbags and necrophiles who need his doctor skills to extract organs. They don't actually know what the next game is, so they keep 111 waiting until he eventually goes berserk at them and tries to kill them. They get caught and are all ordered to be shot, then hung for all to see.
Gganbu
In a twisted show of events, the game master decides to be a psychopath this time around by telling the contestants to pair up with their butt buddy for the next game, only for them to have to compete against each other in a game of marbles. For some reason this is the episode that fans of the show always BAWWW about.
VIPS
A bunch of furfag VIP people dressed in suits and gold animal masks are invited to Party Island, where it is revealed the game master gets his money from their bets. One of the VIPs is a fat fucking furry who wants to have his way with the undercover cop and attempts to do so in the most socially awkward way he can (honestly, it's surprising all the VIPs aren't just like him; but they're equally annoying nevertheless). The fat fuck also doesn't shut up about how contestant 69 died. Eventually there's almost a gay sex scene between the fat fuck and the cop where you can see the fatty's saggy ass, which is somehow still sexier than the earlier sex scene. It almost looks as if the azn police twink is going to suck him off, but to the dismay of LGBT rights activists everywhere, he squeezes his balls as hard as he can instead and points his gun at the fatty. He tells him to tell him any information he knows or else he'll kill him. Of course, fatty is killed afterwards anyways because he's a fag. While that happened, the contestants were playing a new game, but it was a luck minigame so who cares.
Front Man
The cop runs around Party Island trying to evade the guards so he can contact the police HQ, but he has trouble doing this due to poor internet connection. long story short, the game master and his guards corner the cop and are about to gangbang him, but then it's revealed the cop and the game master are actually brothers. The game master kills him anyways because he he just don't give a shit.
One Lucky Day
The remaining contestants move onto the last round: the Squid Game. Nobody knows what that game is, so luckily for the viewers it just devolves into a knife fight. The protagonist (456) ends up on top despite getting stabbed in the leg and through the hand. He wants to quit with his opponent and not receive any money, but his opponent believes he doesn't deserve to live on so he commits sudoku making 456 the winner. For the rest of the show 456 becomes an emo and dyes his hair red.
Characters
All of the characters are slanty eyed zipperheads with funny chinky names, save for one sandnigger who is clearly the most likely to win as he is the only one with his eyes open.
The guards’ masks are shaped after the PlayStation controller buttons (except the cross), for the nostalgiatards. They all wear predominantly hot-pink jumpsuits and some of them also have a large triangle on their masks to show their magnitude of faggotry.
Subliminal political messages
Gallery of images
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Squidward Game -
Promotional poster -
The reason why fans are obsessed with the pink guys. -
Typical uniform worn by the guards.
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A contestant loses Red Light, Green Light -
The obese VIP -
The contestant that fatty makes unfunny commentary about. -
Rubberfurs love this show! -
Moar furfaggotry. Notice how the guard wears a pink triangle?
Gallery of videos
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MrBeast's Squid Game
Of course, because Mr Beast is a giant whore, he decided to do something incredible gay involving this stupid shit, and of course, all of the retarded chinks and trendfags watched it and put it on the trending list or some other gay horseshit. Considering he has millions of monniez and he was recreating Squid Game of all things, Mr Beast had the opportunity to go down in the history books but chose to be exploitive to everyone involved by giving atleast $1000 to everyone just for participating. Thousands of terminally online ideologically-diseased Twitter users were highly critical of Mr Beasts decision to make this video, but for all the wrong reasons. They were jealous they weren't randomly selected to participate out of the pool of the eligible millions and took their rage out for how big of fgts they are on Mr Beast.
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See also
- Tentacle Hentai (the other squid game)
- Takeshi's Castle - Japan did it before Korea
- Total Drama Island - Canada did it before Korea too.
- Splatoon - Another game involving squids.
- Gooks
- Azn
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