Hipocrite

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Hipocrite, aka Bob Djurdjevic, is a hypocrite and enemy of the lulz. He has no grasp of civil behavior. When the ED article was up for deletion during EDGate2006, he tried to recall a kindly admin that voted to "keep" ED. Hypocrite hangs to the coattails of his admin account MONGO like shit to a bear’s arse. He is a bureaucratic fuck of Biblical proportion, and a wannabe Wiki admin. He also appears to be a good wannabe journalist named Bob Djurdjevic. Hipocrite is an old fart who has been around since the days of Usenet.

Unretired, tell Jeff Merkey!

Hipocrite is back as User:PouponOnToast on TOW! Tell Jeff Merkey, he probably wants Hipo's new IPs for some legal threats. (lol, b&d as a sockpuppet of "DepartedUser")

Whups now he's back as Hipocrite... He has a tendency to change usernames, to throw off Special:WhatLinksHere and other methods used by e-detectives to research his abuse of Wikipedia and its processes.

His name defines him

Hipocrite enjoys wearing mu mu's when out on the town.

But of course he cares about policy, so much that he nuked a full length article into a THREE SENTENCE STUB. He has been requested to trim up the article on uncyclopedia, which borderlines on fellatio. He routinely violates WP:DICK, WP:ASSHOLE, and WP:DOUCHE and yet hides behind Wikipedia policy to justify his shameless trolling, whilst all the while baiting other legitimate editors into flame wars [1] [2].

Bob talks and writes real funny. He claims he's "dyslexic", which is a lie. He's originally from Serbia, so English is a second language for him. Have pity on the blobman.

More Hypocrisy

Criticized for vandalizing other people's work

Hipocrite also edits with an attitude that he is God, and it was once attempted to hold him accountable by people not afraid of his inevitable hurling of his own feces. As always, when cornered with proof of his bullshit, he shoved his flaccid penis in his right hand and begin rocking back and forth, chanting "Troll sockpuppet, troll meatpuppet, puppet puppet troll," while licking out the anus of a $5 hooker he picked up.

Unfortunately, MONGO rigged the Request for Comment and MONGO banned anyone who said anything negative about his asspuppet, Hipocrite, forever. [3] Then MONGO hides the negative comments. [4] When someone reverts MONGO's coverup, MONGO bans them, too. [5] Then MONGO hides it again. [6]

Everyone thought he quit, then in December 2014 he came back and started fighting over the Gamergate article. Love ya Bob!

What Hipocrite's fans are saying!

  • "Hipocrite is the kind of character for whom theory proves or disproves facts, not the other way around. If a theory, as he understands it, says facts cannot happen, then they never occurred. You are wrong. Simple as that. If academic theory says something, facts and evidence are irrelevant. People who argue on facts are "idiots". And if you call things "spillovers" or "economic side-effects" instead of "externalities", you're an idiot too." - Sylvain Galineau [7]

Conservative Fuck, and also Bipolar Fuck

CHB exclusively knows the "truth"
  • "I believe that "the paleoliberals" whoever they may be, are redeemable. If I list them, however, that would make them very angry and I would probably not be able to reach those individuals." - Hipocrite [8]
  • Worked endlessly to nuke Encyclopedia Dramatica from Wikipedia, but says: You misunderstand the policy. I am not violating POINT by opposing what I think is indecent in a group that's there to oppose indeceny. You think naked people are indecent, I think censorship is. There is no "pun" and there is no "parody." Also, WP:NPA, especially in my userspace. Thanks. Hipocrite 20:21, 18 August 2005 (UTC)". So, only likes to censor people that piss off his friends.
  • "This is how I feel that I contribute best to this encyclopedia - by going to places where high-POV people are fighting, and trying to calm things down." Hipocrite 15:08, 22 August 2005 (UTC), lulz, also quite clueless.

Dead and Done

Having run out of excuses for him incessant flaming, Hipocrite has decided to commit Wikisuicide[9] and start anew. This makes Hipocrite the second[10] veteran casualty in the Great MONGO Wars. So much for "thousands of good faith edits", eh bitch?

Undead Hipocrite returns

Apparently, the fucker refuses to stay dead, and has returned to "rv vandalise" a variety of shit articles on Wikipedia on August 11th, 2006. When contacted for comment, he said to try again later as he was busy molesting small animals and children.

And in 2012 he disappeared again. Then he returned. In, out, in, out, splurt.

TruthInMedia

He apparently sometimes goes by this alias as well, if you'd like to say hi! He has a website, too.

  • "Hipocrite/TruthInMedia, Could you please decide on one alias to use on this blog? If you want to stay with Hipocrite, than I will edit your previous posts to that alias."[11]

For the Fucking Lulz: I am ALTZAR, the Rainbow Giver from the Dogon star. I am a child of the Universe, I am a ray of the original Sun. I am a link between Heaven and Earth. I am Wholeness, I am Love... and I love You.

PouponOnToast

Hipocrite's current sock, PouponOnToast, has taken it upon himself to be a one-man army in defense of Gary Weiss long after all of WordBomb's allegations of Gary socking were proven true. Whether PouponOnToast is trolling to make Gary look even worse or simply trolling for trolling's sake is unclear.

After the sockpuppets were tagged, he went back to his original name.

Hipocrite's Reaction to This Article

   
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You created the ED attack page about me on the 22 of July, root. I will procede to create ED attack pages on all the keep voters shortly, thus disqualifing them from commenting. Hipocrite - «Talk» 12:36, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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—[12]

Hipocrite's talkpage pwned

[13]

IRL

Don't invite Hipocrite to your party, he'll stick his dick in the mashed potatoes. He did it to me.


GamerGate, RationalWiki, and Ryulong

   
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Oh boo hoo, the gators are mad that they can't run Ryulong off on a rail. Go fuck yourselves, really.
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—Hipocrite (talk) 17:39, 7 December 2015 (UTC)

As with many Wikipedos, Hipocrite lost his shit over the GamerGate scandal in 2014, and is still fighting about it over two years later. When Ryulong was permabanned in January 2015 as a result of the Gamergate arbitration case, Hipocrite immediately offered to be Ryulong's meatpuppet. At RationalWiki, Hipocrite provided back up for Ryulong during his many, many fuck ups and chimpouts, such as joining in with Ryulong in his feud against an editor named Mona. Hipocrite was still monitoring Ryulong's talk page there long after Ryulong ragequit the site. At Wikipedia, Hipocrite mainly focused on retaliatory arbitration/enforcement requests against alleged Gamergate supporting editors/sysops, although he did also edit the Gamergate article and talk page. He was much more active over on the related RationalWiki pages and has been edit warring and fighting for years in the safety of a hugbox that won't topic ban him.

Hipocrite also somehow believes that Brianna Wu is not a tranny despite every single piece of evidence indicating otherwise.

Meltdown

   
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Unless you're here to let me leave with my head held high (return my bit and let me LANCB), please leave me alone. I can't figure out how to turn email notifications off.
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—Hipocrite (talk) 00:49, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

In December 7th, 2015, both Ryulong and Hipocrite chimped out on RationalWiki after Ryulong was brought to their "chicken coop" noticeboard after causing weeks of drama sparked by Ryulong's hateboner for My Little Pony. Despite Ryulong clearly being in the wrong (he had sperged out on a random IP editor on a talk page and was doing his usual edit warring), Hipocrite attempted to defend him once more and pointed his finger at anyone but the sole person responsible for the incident. Hipocrite quickly began to drop his spaghetti because Mona was involved and he began to argue over what expletives he had called her. Hipocrite's tantrum on the coop earned him a 1-hour desysop and he was so butthurt he wanted not only Mona to be put on sysoprevoke, but also for the sysop responsible to lose the tools for three months. Hipocrite was told to "grow up" and became even more enraged and butthurt. Mona asked him if he was related to or friends with Ryulong and Hipocrite considered that to be "doxing."

Ryulong eventually flounced after it was evident that some form of punishment would be given out to him for his behavior. Hipocrite was still butthurt over being desysopped and blocked for an hour and ended up flouncing himself after failing to start up the drama again. Hipocrite's flounce lasted a few hours before he came back, still crying about getting his hand slapped. He also replaced the already bizarre user page he had with the word "Ballsack." After his tantrum failed to produce the results he desired, Hipocrite decided to leave for 8 hours but barely made it away for half an hour before coming back to keep spewing salt.

On the 9th, Hipocrite was butthurt over being referred to as in the state of butthurt and still crying about being told to sit in the corner two days prior. He then started yet another flounce while lying that he was going to Leave and Never Come Back (LANCB). Some editors were relieved that this clown was gone after making such an ass of himself for days. A moderator enforced his flounce by blocking him for 9 hours. Hipocrite immediately began making sockpuppet accounts using his phone and twice with TOR, claiming it was his "honor" that made him respect being blocked, resulting in his main account being blocked for 3.6 days.

  • 00:25, 9 December 2015 Paravant (Talk | contribs) blocked Hipocrite (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 31415 seconds (about 9 hours) (account creation disabled) (EUI: Editing Under the Influence: Come back when you've had time to not be a prick)
  • 00:52, 9 December 2015 Paravant (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Hipocrite (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Wed, 09 Dec 2015 09:09:23 GMT (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (EUI: Editing Under the Influence: Here, now you won't have to respond if people bother you. )
  • 03:58, 9 December 2015 Paravant (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Hipocrite (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 314159 seconds (about 3.6 days) (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Ban evasion: If you cannot handle 9 hours to cool off, you can handle 3.6 days.)


When he inevitably came back after his block was up, he used a sockpuppet he had set up and gave himself sysop again. This resulted in a brief wheel war, and David Gerard retardedly gave Hipocrite sysop status on the 14th. Hipocrite continued his grudges against certain editors until December 20th when he infinitely blocked himself and claimed to be leaving the site, again, this time over concerns of being doxed by GamerGate.

 
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Ooh, I see gators have decided to actually dox everyone they can find. PEACE BITCHES, HIPOCRITE OUT.
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Hipocrite would return and unblock himself on January 1st, but he did not edit again until later in the month when he came back to attack Mona and told her to "Go pal around with some fucking terrorists, you nutjob freak" and said that her and her "ilk" were "destroying this website."

Despite his deranged behavior towards other users and his many threats and claims to be leaving RationalWiki, he is still there and acting much the same way as he did during his massive Gamergate/Ryulong meltdown, including crying about blocks and claiming that trannies are actual women.

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