RebelChild

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THATS ME! THATS TOTALLY ME!!!
Umm...no
Cougar stew.
The background from her HijackingReality channel
Reality UN-hijacked
Sondra: "Here's a couple of my pics"
Younger man: "Oh okay"
Sondra: "Which one do you like?"
Younger man: "The young one is hot"
Sondra: "Oh yeah that's me"
RebelChild's much more attractive, NOT batshit insane twin sister
RebelChild "protecting" her daughter by using her as bait
At least Sondra had the good sense to chop her own head off.
Words just don't do this justice.
A face like 5 miles of bad road.
This butterface needs a spankin'
Sondra commenting herself
Moar
Related: JS aka Javascript. He was too old for her cougar tastes, so she told everybody that he was a stalker.
Proving that she wouldn't know a pedo if he came right up and asked her to join his personal army, here's Sondra telling Valleyfever that he's "hot".

RebelChild is a no-nonsense rootin' tootin' gun totin' cougar on YouTube. When she's not busy threatening the pedderfiles with her internet gun, she can be found attention-whoring on one of her many socks, in hot pursuit of a personal army. Although Sondra Mary Horne "Whatley" like to be remembered for "cleaning up" YouTube, what she's best known for is uploading pics of girls way younger and hotter than her, and trying to pass herself off as them. Sondra can be currently found lurking in Lowndesboro, Alabama.

Humble Beginnings

When Sondra first came to YouTube, she tried to make a name for herself by namefagging people she thought were well known, such as Mission: MySpace, and Petra Luna. She even went so far, at one point, as to say that Petra Luna was going to hand her elite strike force over to her. Of course, this never happened, and Sondra went off in search of one of her very own.

Socks-R-Us

As Sondra quickly found out, building a squad of goons is tough work. After trying and failing several times, she came to the realization that it would be much easier to just become her own sock army, via sockpuppets and wackery. Here's the current list of her KNOWN socks faggotry. It's guaranteed that there are still others out there somewhere, lurking deep in the core of the internet.

Protector Of Children, wait WUT?

Last Thursday as Internet Detectives mined her, it was discovered that the high profile pedo-hunting badass was actually using her own kid as bait for the pedderfiles. The background pic was her daughter dressed in a cheerleader outfit, and she had used that channel ( LiPsOFaANGEL14) to attract sexual predators living in the same state. Awesome parenting skills, Sondra!

Sondra <3's Anonymous

On several occasions, Sondra has even tried and failed to cougar Anonymous for her personal army. Equipped with a keen insight about Anonymous, and a few stolen pics, she's systematically e-whored her way across the interbutts jumping from guy to guy to guy. Her typical MO is to send her intended victim pics of herself mixed with pics of models. Whichever picture the guy chooses as hotter, she claims as her own.

Trivia

  • Sondra is 42 years old, and still lives at home with her daddy.
  • Her father is a card-carrying member of the KKK. Srsly.
  • Sondra is addicted to painkillers.
  • Sondra once married a man strictly for money.
  • Sondra's breasts were made possible by her divorce settlement.
  • Her favorite saying is "I WON'T BACK DOWN!".
  • Claims to have "modeled", but can only produce pics of other models.
  • Has an identical twin sister, who stole her husband, merely by being "not Sondra".
  • Claims to be a "Psych Social Worker" when, in fact, she's unemployed.
  • Is frequently seen prowling the tubes for young male members of Anonymous.
  • Believes members of Anonymous will protect her.
  • When cornered, Sondra will threaten with lolsuits.
  • Now works with pedophile LoganSperman2 and the YTV.

Tough Talk

   
 
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Bring your charms, spells, whatever you got. PREPARE to have it handed back ya.
 

 
 

—RebelChild

   
 
I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU !
 

 
 

—RebelChild

   
 
YOU ARE NEXT MUTHA FUCKER. PREPARE YOURSELF
 

 
 

—RebelChild, serious business

   
 
I can picture the buzzards eatting your dead flesh.
 

 
 

—RebelChild

   
 
You perverts need to bitchslap into the deepest bowels of hell
 

 
 

—RebelChild

   
 
Somebody fetch me a can of Pedospray! You're stinking up my video you filthy stinky pedophile
 

 
 

—RebelChild, on proper video hygiene

   
 
It's because you are a stupid pussy!
 

 
 

—RebelChild, master of 3rd grade insults

   
 
I could care less about David's broken down farm. I care that he's a child predator. Anyone with children should take a stand against him. He exploites his own children. Thats why he doesnt have them
 

 
 

—RebelChild, a woman who exploits her own child, and doesn't have her

Public Reactions

   
 
She's got a face like my scrotum sack.
 

 
 

—mugudetective

   
 
Basically I told her she should get off of YouTube.
 

 
 

—Detective Olsen, Cybertipline Investigator

   
 
RebelChild? LOL Yeah, because children are 42.
 

 
 

—LynchSedman

   
 
She lied to me and changed her stories so many times I expected to find out she was really a dude or something.
 

 
 

—Ralph

   
 
She's disgusting.
 

 
 

—Slogmaster13, admitted pedophile sickened that she used her own child as bait

   
 
Get your own ideas you fucking hag whore.
 

 
 

—BoJanglesPlace

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