Prep the Bull

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Fully prepped Bulls, getting it on with some loser's wife.

Prep the Bull (also Prep Bull, Prep the Bull Sven, Prep the Bull Hans or many other hilarious variations) is a 4chan meme, sophisticated piece of social commentary and another perfectly good reason why adding flags to posts on various boards was a mistake to rival the creation of 4chan to begin with. The act of "prepping" involves a cuckold or otherwise pathetic beta male preparing a far more virile specimen aka "The bull" (usually fresh off the boats from Syria or Somalia) for sexual intercourse with aforementioned cuckolds wife by performing oral sex on him until he is ready to penetrate the woman, the husband pathetically crying and masturbating in the corner through out.

After a usually semi-intelligent and coherent post (rarer than gold on the webz) made by a poster from a country that may have liberal or "left-tarded" government, a few or in some cases dozens of other posters will endlessly spam the thread with "PREP BULL!" in reference to the fact liberal governments will usually import "bulls" in their thousands. Showing that we have made little progress from our pre-renaissance ancestors who used to call for people that dared call the earth round to be burned at the stake, instead we have decided that anyone making intelligent discussion on 4chan should be tarred, feathered and run off the net with screams of "PREP BULL" and "CUCK". The irony of course being that the people most obsessed with cuckolds, would appear to any outside observer to be the people calling for the bull to be prepped.

Usage

Person 1: Whilst the concerns expressed by those in the right-wing of politics about the importation of refugees, damaging our history and traditions may have some merit. We must also consider the moral dimension to the refugee crisis created by the conflict in the middle east. Most of these people now have nothing: No homes, no family, no money, no future and above all no hope. We must make a small sacrifice by perhaps altering our way of life to accommodate these new people, as simply leaving them to die is not the design of a modern society. It is the design of a psychopath. So I for one, perhaps a little begrudgingly, accept these people into my country as I would rather a small dip in the quality of our society to the alternative of forever living with the knowledge that they died without a home when we here in the West could have saved them.

Person 2: PREP BULL

Person 3: PREP BULL

Person 4: PREP BULL

Person 5: PREP BULL

Person 6: PREP BULL

...

Person 100: PREP BULL

Alternatives

If you should find yourself engaged in argument with a fellow poster on *chan who has had their flag identify them as being from any country in Western Europe, please reists the urge to take what may seem to be the easy way out. Engage them back with more intelligent debate! It's hard, I know, you are wasting your time on 4chan so your IQ is unlikely to rival even a walnut afterall. But any serious attempt will be appreciated all the same, why not join the other hundreds of borderline retarded anons pretending to be geniuses?

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