Meade Skelton Haufe

	“	Hey everyone it's me Skelton with another VEE-LAWG chat for h'ya	„
	—Meade

Meade Skelton Haufe^✡ (also known as "Cynthia") is a fat Jewish retard from Richmond, Virginia. Despite being over 40, he has never accomplished a single thing in his life, he is a manchild who has never moved out, never held a serious job, never had a girlfriend and has never had sex. Currently, he stays with his father and spends his days working a part-time job, going to a single class in college, and singing.

Meade lives off disability because he is actually mentally retarded and autistic, so he basically has no responsibilities other than stuffing his face with McDonald's. Occasionally, Meade will work a part-time job for a few months before getting fired or quitting. When he got a job at Amazon, he quit on the first day because he saw a Black Lives Matter poster on the wall. He also quit a job at Walmart because he was a fat retard who struggled to stand on his feet for more then 30 minutes. Like all retards, Meade is a proud Christian and feels the need to talk about it non-stop. Meade is also a creationist and likes to interrupt his Biology class to "correct" the professor whenever he mentions evolution or climate change. Imagine spending years getting a degree, then learning how to teach your field to others only to be interrupted and "corrected" by a disabled man-child who believes in a magic kike.

Meade and Racism

Meade is a proud White supremacist who believes in nothing less than the complete annihilation of black people. Despite constantly claiming that he is not racist, Meade defends slavery and refers to black people as "negros". People of color should consider Meade to be extremely dangerous and should avoid him at all costs. Meade frequently threatens blacks, jews, and latinos on discord. Meade dreams of creating a white militia to attack Black Lives Matter protesters and would like to see nothing but the annihilation of all non whites. In fact, he is so racist that he was once fired when his employer found out about his online antics. Like many White Supremacists, being born white is the one thing that Meade hasn't been able to fuck up. This is why his 'White Pride' is so important to him.

In 2012, Meade's bitching about negroes got him into a bit of hot water. He blogged about a bad experience when buying Fried chicken at Kroger's. It seems that those serving Meade were not respecting this proud descendant of slaveholders.

	“	Except some of them have a more uppity attitude. I notice its worse with the middle aged Negroes, than the younger ones. I guess they were taught to hate white people...	„
	—Meade

Meade quickly deleted this blog and put up an apology to the 'Coloreds'. Instead of accepting the fact that 'Coloreds' is an antiquated and offensive term, Meade spent his time trying to justify why he should be allowed to use it. Naturally, his apology was pulled quickly. There was some fake news at the time that Meade was banned from Kroger's. Some believe Meade himself started this fake news so he could claim the entire incident at Kroger's was a fabrication.

Meade and Religion

When Meade isn't hating Jews, he is worshipping them. He believes that God talks and spends every second of his life sucking on his cock. Honestly, only someone as retarded and gullible as Weade would fall for the bullshit Southern Evangelicals spew on the side of the road. Meade believes that God is a magic genie who grants his every wish, and for this reason, he just sits on his ass and repeats "God will provide" whenever he runs into a problem. In reality, God is providing him nothing, the government and his father is.

Like David Koresh and Jim Jones, Meade is convinced he is the one going to heaven. Thankfully, he lacks the charisma of those two Prophets and isn't going to drag anyone down to the Gates of Hell with him.

Meade has proclaimed that talentless hacks such as Beethoven and the Beetles(sic) sold their souls to Satan for fame. This is a ruse. Meade is the one who sold his soul. His soul just wasn't worth very much. Soon after the sale, Meade became a minor internet lolcow. Satan overpaid.

Meade and Politics

Meade is a proud American patriot and a defender of the Confederate States of America, who betrayed The United States at least 100 years ago (please ignore the fact that this does not make any sense). Meade defends the south because he loves slavery and hates black people, and he has fantasies of whipping blacks on a plantation for not picking enough cotton. Meade also has a boner for Trump, despite the fact that Trump is a shabbos goy for Israel and wanted to spend 500 billion dollars on gibs for black people.

Meade and Women

Meade is a virgin who will never feel the loving embrace of a woman. Some people hypothesize that Meade may be a closeted homosexual as he appears to show a lack of interest in women. It was stated in one video that he wishes to get married to a traditional, Christian woman and they will sleep in two different rooms because he is scared of pussy. Most traditional women are not into fat jew retards who work a part-time job and live with their father, so this will never happen.

Physical Profile

Meade should go ER as soon as possible as he will never get a girlfriend.

Meade has a weird, fat body that is weirdly shaped like a mushroom. He sucks in his chest to try to hide his fat, resulting in looking like he has been wearing a corset for the past 20 years of his adult life. Using 100% confirmed Incel face quantitative skull analysis science, you can ascertain that Meade is actually a subhuman potato person. Meade constantly remarks on how his eyes are "green" or "hazel" but yet they are brown.

Psychological Profile

Spoiler: Meade is a complete narcissist

Meade has a very overinflated view of himself, his standing, and his accomplishments. He will, unprovoked, post pictures of his face and say he looks like a male model. He seems to be under the impression he has a legion of adoring fans (his "public"). He also has a very "holier than thou" attitude, making Christfags around the world look bad by association. He does not realize that God will send him to hell for using him as a vehicle for his own self-aggrandizement. He also has a very parasitic lifestyle. Given all this, he is a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He has been diagnosed as such by at least 3 PhD-level internet psychiatrists. He also seems to have some kind of learning disability.

LMAO MEADE IS LITERALLY GIDEON FROM GRAVITY FALLS

The Statue Incident

Many problems plague the modern world we live in, and there are many people who are willing to sacrifice their time, money, and energy to help solve these issues. Some people give money to the homeless, others help provide food to starving African children, and some even volunteer at animal rescue organizations...Meade shits his pants over statues honoring a separatist nation from the 19th century that lasted less than five years.

One day in Richmond, a statue of Stonewall Jackson was going to be torn down. Our hero donned an ugly orange t-shirt and a stupid flag, and asked his sister to take him to the site, so he could protest the "destruction of history" or whatever. Meade jumps in front of the statue, and begins preaching to a crowd about history, heritage, cum, ass, and cock. The crowd begins to close in on Meade, yelling and cursing at him. One particularly angry shirtless black man gets in Meade's face and says "FUK YO HISTORY BRO" repeatedly, this is enough for Meade to begin to have a mental breakdown, and he starts crying like a little pussy. He starts shaking and appears to beg the black man to spare his anal virginity. At this point some may realize that the amorphous blob in front of them with bitchtits has "issues", and they tried to get the crowd to back off. The police finally show up, grab Meade and pull him away from the scene while he's still sobbing and shitting his pants from the encounter with the scary black man. This is probably one of the most pathetic moments in all of human history, and a statue of Meade having a mental breakdown should be erected to honor the event that took place that fateful day.

Meade immortalized this incident in a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CD87axnhQ The lyrics seem to bear little resemblance to the videos taken at the time. "I will never surrender, I'm a monument defender." Meade concocts one of his signature banal melodies to sing this doggerel to.

Meade and COVID 2022-Weekend at Ernie’s

Meade turned 43 in 2022. He has been an adult “Stay at home son” for 25 years; He has never moved out. In fact, he has never had a full-time job; He has spent the majority of that time unemployed entirely, Meade likes to play the Martyr and claims he sacrificed a career to take care of his elderly father. Of course, now that his father is in his eighties and needs a caretaker, Meade treats him like a piece of shit. Meade says his father, Ernie; has abused him for decades. . This abuse takes the form of his father nagging him to get s job and “pay his own way”. Maybe Pops should have actually abused him. Meade may have had a reason to move out and actually become a functional adult.

Meade knew before anyone else that COVID was a hoax started by Soros and the Jewish Industrial Complex, This was to rob all Real Americans of their God and Constitutionally given Right to spread infectious diseases wherever they saw fit. In January 2022, Meade went to the doctor with a “slight cold”. Because everyone races to the doctor when they have a “slight cold”. He tested positive for COVID; Meade, of course, knew it wasn’t COVID. It was a “false positive” to inflate the numbers for the Libtard agenda at the CDC.

Since it was just a cold, Meade took no precautions around the house. Even a cold could be devastating to an 87-year-old man but that wasn’t going to slow Meade down. Only Meade seemed surprised when his dad got sick a few days later. In fact, Meade played the hero because he drove his father to the hospital. Ernie was hospitalized for nearly a week. It was touch and go between the ICU and the ventilator. Meade showed his loving support during his father’s stay by writing a shitty ditty about fascism and mask mandates. Ernie came home from hospital addled and the COVID may have exacerbate his cognitive decline. Pops didn't suffer that much. Meade is the real victim here. He had to change the cat's litter box while his father was away.

Fun Meade Facts

He used to wear a corset.
Meade is a big fan of enemas, and use to do them frequently. This is not a fucking joke.
He claims that he was once raeped by a sexy demon lady, who then turned into an ugly old hag.
Despite not paying any bills, he has somehow managed to get into over 6,000 dollars in debt because he could not stop getting food from Doordash. You can't make this shit up.
He once decided that he deserves his own wikipedia article, despite being an absolute nobody.
Meade has a decades-long history of obsessively making sock accounts and defending himself on random internet forums or making flattering posts of himself online