MBTI
This acronym secretly stands for Massively Boring Talking Idiots. People who make their living consulting other people on how to be MBTI will, of course, deny this fervently.
The purpose of MBTI is to assign everyone letters which they will not understand, so that the Global Masonic Conspiricy can more easily decide who to assign to the gulags, and who to simply kill outright.
There are some tests which help you to find out your type without understanding this bullshit, but they are more or less ridiculous, at least any you'll find online. The questions are something like "Do you prefer empathy or rationality?" which means "Do you want points to your T score or F score?", so not very helpful at all.
Some argue that MBTI is like astrology, when you read a description you think it's about you and that you are oh so logical and intelligent, a true INTJ genius, even though you are a whiny loser without friends. Except when you read the ones that aren't like you and you go "What kind of idiot is this?".
Furthermore, Socionics pwns MBTI by being both deeper & more complex (predicting type interactions) and less politically correct, as well as closer to the original ideas of C. G. Jung, but don't tell that to retarded brainwashed MBTI fanboys, unless you're a troll trying to produce lulz by going onto their forums to make them butthurt. However, if you're not a student of Socionics who cares about the descriptions and order of the cognitive functions, which MBTI butchers especially for introverts, you can get by perfectly well by sticking to the oversimplified stereotypes shared by both called 'type descriptions'.
(And no, despite the controversial method of visual identification, Socionics is not racist.)
What the Letters Mean
- I - Introvert: Likes to be alone, prefers own company compared to the company of others.
- E - Extrovert: Likes to be around others, social, prefers company of others compared to own company.
- S - Sensing: Thinks about present reality, more concerned with practically and facts, but are not good at finding connections between happenings, thinking outside the box, beeing creative, and... uh... IQ-tests.
- N - iNtuitive: Thinks about the future and possibilities, is theoretical, may an hero because no-one understands them.
- T - Thinker: Logical, rational, uses logic to make decisions.
- F - Feeler: Emotional, takes emotions into account when making decisions.
- P - Perceiver: Flexible, deals with things as they happen, their house resembles a radioactive wasteland.
- J - Judging: Rigid, structured, planned.
Typology
SJ
The "normal" people, afraid of change and everything else. You will never meet one you haven't wanted to kill at some point.
Percentage male: 55%
Percentage female: 54%
ESTJ
They memorize stupid facts like baseball statistics, then look at you retarded when you bring up something that hasn't been in existence for at least 100 years. They have a lot of respect for authority, and they put a lot of value to titles, ranks and positions hoping and usually becoming said authority. Their appearance is very neat and a bit conservative. They won't look very different from what’s average, but they do care a lot about how they look. Right now they're being stuck up assholes hoarding their jew-dollars for Black Ops lobbies. The ESTJs are what you think of when you think "that boss", as they will bitch and complain at you over the slightest inaccuracy. They are most likely to be in a frat after their perceiving cousin ESTPs, and lack the intelligence and charisma of the ENTJ or the ENFJ. In short, they suck but they are still better than INFPs who redefine what it means to be low.
Percentage male: 24%
Percentage female: 13%
Famous ESTJs: Saddam Hussein, George Bush, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon
ESFJ
They like to talk about their feelings and to give their opinion about everything that is happening around them. They become very illogical when you have seriously hurt their feelings, and this can result in drastic actions from their side, like ending friendships or ending deals. ESFJs are usually stupid as shit; when they "think," all they really do is "find reasons that justify their feelings" and only care about American Idol and some ESFP attention whores. This type is the poster child of what it means to be a normie. When you think normie, think ESFJ.
Percentage male: 10%
Percentage female: 25%
Famous ESFJs: Sarah Palin, Barney, Normies, Ronald Reagan
ISFJ
Same as above, except that they'll typically have less friends, are slightly more intelligent, and prone to shutting the fuck up and making you some food. They go with the group, can't think for themselves, and will never be of any importance to anyone or anything. They are also total doormats and don't know how to say no to people. They have a strong image about how things should be and about what’s right or wrong, usually live by those values, and expect other people to do the same. Despite their shortcomings, they make excellent wives and girlfriends and are without a doubt marriage material.
Percentage male: 5%
Percentage female: 11%
Famous ISFJs: Kim Kardashian, Tiger Woods, Mother Theresa, Nice guys, Kendall Jenner, Nice girls, Selena Gomez
ISTJ
They have no friends and typically walk way too fast. They only care about money, are prone to disagreeing with anyone who comes up with a new idea, and use a scale of 1 to 100 to quantify how much they love someone. They hate taking any kind of risk, even though they are often found in the army. They also have incredible powers of concentration and determination.
They have the same issue as ESTJs when it comes to being jews with their idiotic facts. They're probably watching a western from 1920, being a hard ass. They're also the limp crash dummy trying to act straight as it falls off a cliff after he got shot. Twice. They are probably the most boring type of all. At least 80% of the ISTJs are virgins until their early thirties, if they are lucky. The remaining 20% die virgins. This is because they are incapable of understanding emotion, not others and not their own. That shit causes confusion in them.
ISTJs are great at other stuff though! Or maybe not great, I mean, no one is actually great at their job if all they do is sit by a desk and perform every task they got from their boss step by step. That's what ISTJs do, all their life... THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF CORPORATE DRONES WITH NO LIFE, HOPES OR DREAMS. But who cares? They are the robots who fight our wars and keep the economy running. ISTJs are failed ESTJs, being too timid and rule-abiding to actually make a difference and take initiative, they would rather be dutiful little drones without an original thought to call their own.
Percentage male: 16%
Percentage female: 5%
Famous ISTJs: George Washington, any lifetime housekeeper/janitor, the vast majority of human society
SP
Don't expect anything they say or do to make sense; don't expect them to care about doing or saying things that make sense, and if possible, flee and never look back.
Percentage male: 31%
Percentage female: 26%
ESTP
Typical asshole, prone to break INFPs' hearts. A natural salesman who has no fucking idea what he's talking about, but does it with a huge, confident smile; found in marketing and politics. May be successful if he/she has NT friends, evolving into a pretty cool guy. Sometimes they like to think they are ENTP because ENTPs are at least 100 times more awesome than they are, but the difference is easy to spot because every idea an ESTP have is based on something that happened already a million times before, and not a single person in the entire world finds them funny. They have fucked more girls than you would see in a Justin Bieber concert and carry around some nice sexually transmitted diseases. Don't let your girlfriend talk to an ESTP, or he will fuck her within two days and you would get AIDS too, and die a slow and painful death.
Percentage male: 13%
Percentage female: 5%
Famous ESTPs: Jake Paul, Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather, Joe Rogan, Jackass, Keemstar
ESFP
They are easily distracted and don't like to make plans or think about the future. In fact, they don't like to think about anything. They also usually have the attention span of a goldfish and believe the "Singularity" is a cell phone company. Because they learn more by doing than by studying or reading, they tend to rush into things, and traditional schools can be difficult for them. They are natural performers who like to entertain people. Basically every porn star.
Percentage male: 8%
Percentage female: 15%
Famous ESFPs: Justin Bieber, Logan Paul, Paris Hilton
ISFP
They are likely to have some kind of active artistic hobby like drawing, painting, playing an instrument or running off to Vegas to marry that cute waitress from Mack's Truck Stop over on Route 9. Though not inclined to debate or necessarily even air their views, their values are very important to them. Known for creating retarded trends, and giving people pretty pictures. You know you are ISFP when you take the MBTI test and it tells you that you're ISFP. ISFPs also give the best head and are generally phenomenal in the bedroom. But beware! These people can be very emotional and a lot of them turn out to be incels.
Percentage male: 3%
Percentage female: 4%
Famous ISFPs: Michael Jackson, Shoe0nhead, Elliot Rodger
ISTP
They can work any tool/machine if they read the instructions. They're good at acting in the moment without planning, but bad at long-term commitments. They prefer actions over words. ISTPs are content to let others live according to their own rules, as long as the favor is reciprocated, and they endure impositions without complaint. They're also really terrible at hiding shit, like putting something they don't want anyone to find in a file titled "CONFIDENTIAL-DO NOT OPEN.docx", with an exclamation point icon on it, right on their desktop. ISTPs want you to believe that they are the hardest hitting motherfuckers to ever be and they're somewhat right, but they are still softer than you would think and are more likely to own up for it unlike the retarded try-hard INTJs. Aside from that, ISTPs are actually very chill people and will totally fix your car or whatever device you're having problems with at the moment. They're also the introverted type most likely to get all kinds of ass. Take care not to cross them, or they will bludgeon you to death with a sledgehammer and lop your dick and balls off with a bolt cutter (not necessarily in that order).
Percentage male: 7%
Percentage female: 2%
Famous ISTPs: SSSniperWolf, the humor of encyclopedia dramatica, Simon Cowell, Bear Grylls, stereotypical motorcycle club, Dylann Storm Roof
NF
They think that aids is a product of GMO, and most of the time end up in their mom's basement or under a causeway.
Percentage male: 8%
Percentage female: 17%
ENFJ
The typical cult leader. That one dude who somehow gets it, is prone to not doing anything, yet is still loved by everyone. They are great communicators and are tactful and diplomatic in social interactions, but they are often bad at making decisions based on logic. Apparently their main skill is speaking in front of gigantic crowds charismatically, causing everyone to adore them. ENFJs are similar to the ENTJs in that they are the only Ns that actually have their shit together. They will always promise great things for everyone in the future and are most likely going to be president one day. However, they often have dark thoughts when alone.. They often fall for their polar opposite, the sexy and broody ISTP. If the ENFJ is feeling especially compassionate and charming, they will pity date the clueless INTP or the pretentious INTJ, only to dump them for the ISTP.
Percentage male: 4%
Percentage female: 6%
Famous ENFJs: Jaclyn Glenn, Feminism, Oprah
ENFP
ENFP's life method is somewhat like a retard running through a minefield and somehow missing all the mines. ENFPs are described as outgoing, creative, and intelligent. They often have an original dressing style. They don’t like criticism and try to solve problems by talking about their feelings. They tend to idealize people, and can be disappointed when reality fails to fulfill their expectations, and are easily frustrated if a project requires a great deal of follow-up or attention to detail.
Percentage male: 2%
Percentage female: 5%
Famous ENFPs: Pewdiepie, Boxxy, Robin Williams, Muammar Gaddafi
INFP
Worst personality type you can be, especially if male.They take almost everything personally and are very easily hurt. Prone to wearing the rose colored glasses and getting constantly taken advantage of as a girl, or being a permavirgin as a guy. They are very stupid and are also not very realistic and practical. Typically able to read the otherwise indecipherable bullshit documentation of computer scientists and engineers, good for them. IMPORTANT NOTE: When you talk to an INFP, you are not actually talking to a person. You are actually pouring butthurt-water into a can called ”Butthurt- can”. When the whole ”Butthurt- can” is full and the spills over, you will face a retard trying to explain how their feelings are the most important thing in the world.
When you try to explain for them that they are making all the wuwu-stuff up in their heads in order to them to feel butthurt and get their Fi stimulated to the limits they get EVEN MORE butthurt. So what you should to the these FUCKING RETARDS is to listen to them and say you ”understand” them, even if there is nothing to understand.
INFPs are extremely prone to believe in shit that is surreal. They even apply surreal explanations to things that happens that EASILY, I repeat: EASILY could be explained by logical reasoning. But the INFPs do not know what that is, that is why they need help with it.
The problem with that is that INFPs are so fucking butthurt and such a leech to a fun environment that no one wants to deal with them or help them. This type is prone to never succeed in life and the unfortunate souls of this type will most likely commit suicide over someone not understanding them. Famous INFPs include that girl in your sixth-grade homeroom who got the teacher fired for saying that girls aren't good at math. Are usually attracted to INTJs who are too inept to see this.
Percentage male: 1% (87%)
Percentage female: 3% (216%)
Famous INFPs: Social Justice Warriors, Dylan Klebold
INFJ
They are very vulnerable and complex individuals. They tend to be sensitive, with a great depth of personality. They are intricately and deeply woven, mysterious, and highly complex, sometimes puzzling even to themselves. They have an orderly and unrealistically perfectionistic view towards the world, but are internally arranged in a complex way that only they can understand. This is the type that most MBTI fags and INFPs aspire and pretend to be in order to feel unique and accepted. This makes sense given the fact that INFJs are the rarest type of all 16, comprising only 1% of the population. INFJs are commonly known for thinking they have mind powers or some shit like that. If you ever want to be in a relationship or friendship with an INFJ, be forewarned that you will have to pass a million little tests and get past the infamous "INFJ doorslam", where if you fail to meet one slight ideal trait that said INFJ desires in you, then you will be rejected and there will be zero chance of getting with them. These tests are due to previously stated idealism and perfectionism. According to the millions of supposed internet "INFJs" (self-hating INFPs) there is no lying to this type, as they claim they can sniff bullshit a million miles away with their towering and bold insight into their fellow man. After the countless tests and mind games and ultimately being able to get past the infamous INFJ doorslam, INFJs will love you and obsess over you in an overwhelming and mind-blowing fashion. They make very good and loyal wives and give phenomenal head, if they don't kill you for being a horrible person first. Even males. They are making your food after all. INFJs are usually most compatible with Ne-dominant types such as the ENTP or the ENFP, with ENTP being favored for no reason at all.
Percentage male: < 1%
Percentage female: 1%
Famous INFJs: Hitler, Pol Pot, Jesus
NT
They spend half of their life on the internets fapping to beautiful asian girls. They usually think they are superior to just about everybody in the world, and own more books than clothes. MBTI fags say that it's the SJs that run society when really its the NTs that run the joint, as they know that SJs make excellent subordinates.
Percentage male: 16%
Percentage female: 3%
ENTJ
Every fictional villain ever, aside from INTJ. Congrats you are an asshole, you are really good at manipulating people and lying is easy for you. As a teenager, you probably had sex a lot and had a bunch of SPs following you around, if anyone fucked with you, you gave them the axe. This most likely carried on into your adult years where you continued to treat people who were superior to you as if they were god and those below you like shit. ENTJs may look like total jerks, but remember: Everyone has feelings, some people just want to be more private with them. In contrast to the loser INFPs, ENTJs are arguably the best type to be as they are the only N-type to seem to have their shit together, have a functioning brain and not waste their life doing stupid shit. They are also the only type to make the arrogant and edgelord INTJs simultaneously jealous and wanting to kiss their ass, as they have the brains but not the balls or enthusiasm to ever carry out their ideas. ENTJs are probably the most dominant type of all, followed by ESTJs and ESTPs and usually try and settle for types that are more obedient and enjoy taking orders such as the FJ types.
Percentage male: 2%
Percentage female: 1%
Famous ENTJs: Napoleon, Joseph Stalin, Margaret Thatcher, Alexander Hamilton, Gordon Ramsay, Karl Rove
ENTP
ENTPs are the most self-aggrandizing of all the types, and they can usually be found looking into the mirror and fapping to their own image. ENTPs like to go around thinking their own shit don't stink, but everyone knows that's not true. ENTPs are actually giant softies, despite what they would have you believe. Luckily, there is a fun experiment you can do with these crazed, self-deluded maniacs. The apparatus, INFJs, are a rare resource, partially because so many of them have been an hero to ENTJs. Once you find an INFJ, put it into the proximity of as many ENTPs as possible. This works best with female INFJs and male ENTPs. After the ENTP talks to the INFJ for two seconds, hilarity will ensue once the ENTP finds they have been cockblocked. Said INFJ will then fall for the ENTJ or ESTP, become their sex slave and then die from being fucked so hard. The ENTP will then cry themselves to sleep in agony over the failure that is their life.
Percentage male: 5%
Percentage female: 1%
Famous ENTPs: Ben Franklin, Newt Gingrich, Anthony Weiner, Urban Dictionary, Uncyclopedia
INTJ
They categorize everything and waste time looking at shit that doesn't matter. They plot to take over the world and hate everyone, even as a child. INTJs can become vastly overconfident and will often times get stuck on a particular line of thinking that destroys their ability to troubleshoot problems, and have a low tolerance for spin or rampant emotionalism, some argue that half of INTJs' intelligence is pure arrogance. They may hide behind their knowledge, rationalizing that the net costs exceed the net benefits in the relationship, and so it is illogical to pursue one. But no matter how cold they seem, they secretly spend a lot of time, before going to sleep, imagining a guy/girl that loves them. This person is most likely an ENFP who probably gets stalked by the INTJ on the daily and doesn't even know they exist. They would be great leaders if they didn't feel the need to alienate everybody with their intellectual superiority or feel the need to call everybody who wasn't smart enough for their liking a retard. They would also make great leaders over the majority of people who ARE in fact retarded, which would only happen if they got off of their asses and out of their heads and developed better people skills and a desire to actualize and implement their batshit insights. Like their fellow Ni-dom, the INFJ, INTJs pride themselves on near-psychic abilities, more specifically having to do with their supposed "towering intellect". The irony however is that are almost always going to be cucked or manipulated by the more extroverted and superior ENTJ or kill everyone in their sector at work, or become an hero (after INFJ, who was just killed by said ENTJ). INTJs make ideal companions to INTPs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship and both are virgins. INFPs are also attracted to INTJs but fail again to the neckbeard INTPs. They are failed ENTJs and could perhaps meet the potential of an ENTJ if they got off of their ass and out of their head and actually implemented their ideas effectively.
Example: Agent Smith from Matrix - "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
Percentage male: 1.5%
Percentage female: less than 1%
Famous INTJs: Most of school shooters, Eric Harris, Inmendham, Thomas Jefferson, Vladimir Lenin, Hillary Clinton, FakeSagan, Anders Breivik, Reinhard Heydrich, Josef Mengele, Ayn Rand, You
INTP
1/2 of all INTPs are virgin neckbeards and live in their mothers basement, the other half are scientists and engineers who are generally completely underappreciated. As a teenager they are usually too cool for school (and for other people apparently), and spend their best years on IRCs, where they behave like hysterical extroverts. Like INTJs, they are self-absorbed, miserable, pedantic, passive-aggressive loners with a reputation for viciously and obsessively criticising others at the slightest mistake, and all under the guise of "speaking their minds" and some rubbish about "accuracy" and "the ultimate truth of it all". INTPs have some things in common with INFPs, but INTPs are better than INFPs in every imaginable way, and also in several ways that aren't imaginable. However, his type will soon go extinct anyway, due to their inability to talk to anyone.
Example: The Architect from Matrix - "Architect: The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art…flawless, sublime. And triumphed equally only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus. I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another–An intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its Mother."
Percentage male: 3%
Percentage female: less than 1%
Famous INTPs: TheAmazingAtheist, Sargon of Akkad, Armoured Skeptic
Tl;dr
All you need to know
Further "Reading"
- Typology made simple!
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- Vote on ED's personlity type here!
See Also
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