Free
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Free is a deceptive word invented by American patriots and web ads. Any time you see this word, you are witnessing bullshit, and its source should therefore be completely ignored. Following the word free, there is usually a superscript, that if followed, leads to a ridiculously long legal page that explains the extremely rare set of circumstances that must be met for you to get your "Free Gift." Here are examples of some of the fiery hoops you might have to jump through:
- Getting pwned in the ass by Bubba
- Signing up for 6 free offers, which lead you to signing up for 6 more offers and so on
- Swallowing
- Selling your soul to Satan
- Adopting a child
- Being a Janitor on 4chan
things that are free
- Niggers
- The sweet release of death
- Video games
- A card board box to live in
- What ever you can find in a garbage can
- A loving family
- Love
See also
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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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