Flannery

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The firecrotch as she originally appeared!
Her new and slutty outfit!

Flannery is the slutty gym leader that appears in Pokémon. More specifically, in Ruby & Sapphire. She is the Lavaridge Gym Leader in the Hoenn region. She recently became the gym leader, and isn't very good at it. Flannery is also considered to be hawt, by many weebs and Pokéfags out there. That being said, there's a shitload of Rule 34 art of her out on the Internet.

Game

When you first meet her, she'll try to intimidate you, but stutter and mess up her speech. When you battle her, she'll have two slugs and a turtle. When you defeat the redhead, she'll give you a retarded badge that doesn't do jack shit and tells you to fuck off.

Anime

"It was at this moment that Flannery knew... she fucked up."


Flannery first appeared in the episode "Poetry Commotion!", where the gang sees her running around, screaming with her clothes on fire. Brock uses his Mudkip to put out the fire, and then gets horny for the skanky hoe, only for Max to drag the sex offender away. Flannery, being the noobish retard that she is forgot to clean up her gym's battle field, which is more messier than the aftermath of the Japan Crisis of 2011. She explains that her grandpa, Mr. Moore, was the gym leader, but retired to write shitty Pokémon poetry. However, he didn't go too far from Lavaridge, and went back to keep an eye on his dumbass granddaughter, only for him to be disappointed that she couldn't clean the battlefield, find the goddamn heat badges, or even find a judge for the battle. (What a fucking bimbo, eh?) To top it all off, Team Rocket, shows up in disguise for the trillionth fucking time, and try to steal Flannery's turtle. Unsurprisingly, they fail to escape and "blast off again!" In the next episode, "Going, Going, Yawn!", Flannery and Ash, finally had their fucking Pokémon battle, and Ash kicked the fire-bitch's ass and got his fucking badge. After losing, Mr. Moore tells his granddaughter that one day, she'll be a strong gym leader. (Bull-fucking-shit!)

Rule 34 Gallery

As we said, there's all sorts of weebs out there that have made their own stupid fan art of the whore. (Yes, even fetish art.) Here's just a handful of it:

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