Final Fantasy X

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HOLY SHIT Sin is Jecht, Tidus is a dream and Auron is dead!!!1

Final Fantasy X is the 10th final fantasy game, not including the crappy spin-offs. It's either the most overrated piece of Japanese faggotry since FF7 or the best game in the history of ever, depending on who you ask. If someone tells you it's the latter, however, they are most likely Wapanese and should be shot on site. This was the first Final Fantasy game to give birth to a shitty, crying sequel, FFX-2 (a.k.a FFX 2: Electric Boogaloo), an experience so traumatic that no Final Fantasy game has ever had a direct sequel since it's only been repeated with Final Fantasy XIII, which tells you something. Of course, FFX-2 tends to be more popular than the original, at least among /b/tards and 13-year-old boys because of all them titties. Final Fantasy X is also the first Final Fantasy to have included full voice-acting, an experience so traumatic that you'd think Square Enix might have chosen better actors in their future games.


Battle

The way to win is to learn the enemy types that certain characters can defeat and exploit this. This is infinitely more retarded than it sounds because the game refuses to introduce new enemy types or scenarios or otherwise evolve at all over the course of the most tedious forty hours of your life. The player is essentially given a tutorial and then told to repeat endlessly as Squeenix pushes you through hallways because this is FF and its fanboys are too retarded to recognize when their shit game is only a conduit for a somehow shittier story.

There's also this gay thing called the sphere grid in case you felt like changing character classes for the lulz (and knocking their functional level back over 9000 in the process) and equipment customization that does nothing.

Graphics

It looks so realistic

The graphics in FFX are pretty shit, but they still beat Minecraft.

Characters

Main party

Wakka, a hideous mutant Ginger
  • Tidus - The main character, a shining example of why the Japanese are still Nazis since, like EVERY FINAL FANTASY LEAD MALE he's blonde, blue-eyed and emo as fuck.
  • Wakka - A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single sentence, ya. Seems to be some sort of mutated Spic and Ginger cross-breed Hawaiian surfer wannabee, ya. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game, ya.
  • Yuna - The "White Mage" of the party, who has only ever learned to speak in a whisper and dramatic pauses because her voice actor graduated from the William Shatner school of drama. As a treat for the fanboys and to keep them playing, her bra is hanging out all the time.
  • Lulu - The "Black Mage" of the party who buys all her clothes from Hot Topic and has her boobs hanging out all the time.
  • Rikku - The "Useless Bimbo" of the party who speaks a weird language for the first few minutes of the game, then makes the player wish she would stop speaking English for the rest of it because being voiced by Tara Strong, most of Rikku's dialogue is said in ear drum splitting high pitches that will have every dog in your neighborhood howling every time the character speaks. And keeping with the theme, her ass is hanging out of her shorts all the time.
  • Khimari - A cross between a furfag and a Na'vi.
  • Auron - Some guy who uses a long, phallic sword. Not typical of the Final Fantasy Series. Not at all. In a nut shell, he's pretty much every drunk samurai you've seen in Japanese media from The Seven Samurai to whatever you're reading in manga form right now.

Other Characters

Holy shit, Sin is Jecht

what better reason is there?

  • Jecht - Tidus' father, a Douchebag, tattoo-addict and twice the man that Tidus will ever be because Tidus couldn't learn the Jecht shot without first crying himself into a pool of piss and getting a hand job out of pity from Yuna to raise his self confidence. Proof of Jecht's superiority exists in that it is called the Jecht shot and that Tidus couldn't invent something of his own, I don't know, maybe called the Tidus Shot.
  • Shinra - To keep the self abusing fantards happy, this is a sort of prequel for Final Fantasy VII because the character Shinra develops the technology that is raping mother Earth in FF7. Get it? The character's name is Shinra and you have to fight the Shinra Corp. led by Rufus Shinra. It's faggotry like this why we have diseases like Shinra Online on the internet.
  • Seymour - Literally the high priest of faggotry. Not only does he have one of the most ridiculous hairstyles in the whole of animu, but he talks like Girlvinyl trying to do a Michael Jackson impression, while spouting pseudointellectual Buddhist bullshit like every Hollywood cumstain, celebrity child that visualizes themselves as a great thinker but only succeeds in embarrassing themselves when they post on Twitter, Jaden Smith comes to mind. He seems to be completely incapable of wearing a shirt that properly covers his chest (like every other character in the game), has ridiculously huge Hentai hands, and fights by summoning this giant BDSM gimp-monster that's also his mom. Just imagine Sephiroth if his parents were Hatsune Miku and Pikachu.

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This unfunny forced meme is usually spammed when the subject of Final Fantasy X trundles across the bloodshot eyes of any pathetic v/irgins. It recites a disgustingly akward horrible cringeworthy cut scene (of which there are many) with Teedus and Poona, where that cracka ho suggests to Teedus that the best way to cheer him up is farting out some dry chuckles, the following event would make even the most hardiest of men's balls shrivel up, and ruins what is already a shit game. What isn't seen is Teedus slapping that skinny white slut and giving her a quick lesson on the appropriate way to cheer him up.

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