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I cannot make sections

i was actually on Neopets not long after its birth, joined Feb 2000 (i was 7) up until about 2004. i can answer some questions you may have, may also have a look at the article --Likeicare 03:25, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS

you're all faggots, k bye --Likeicare 05:42, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

same ~O b l i q u e 08:27, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

penis pix plz

hello friends it has recently come to my atention that after turning 18 almost 18 months ago i did not demand penis pix to celebrate the occasion. since sending n00dz to under 18s can get yu irl b& the practize b4 then was discourged. hoevar since i am not of such age naow i demand u send penis pix to my talkpage plz. this has been an ehtanol related post. <3 ~O b l i q u e 08:25, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Would that I could, venerable lush, would that I could. — V X 08:38, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

you aren't no hipcrime. stop asking.

^reply 08:46, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

He's close enough. He restored countless articles, got admin, and then did fuck all except play grab ass with Mike in IRC. — V X 08:50, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

lviing the dream. ~O b l i q u e 08:51, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

fine. next time you get drunk upload your nudes VX.

^reply 08:53, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

VX would, he just doesn't want anyone to know he wears fingerless gloves and a fedora IRL.(Not even joking)--Boudica 08:54, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

But I'm always drunk, and it's a trilby, not a fedora. I got it for when I'm wielding my katana. — V X 08:57, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Oh that's right I forgot you are a tortured soul. I drink to forget the paaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn.--Boudica 09:00, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

I couldn't very well channel my chi if I weren't a tortured soul with pretentious headwear. — V X 09:06, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Press F to pay respects to Phobos

GET REKT (talk) 09:03, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

rip in pepperoni ~O b l i q u e 02:57, 4 August 2015 (EDT)

Forthcoming shitstorms

I've just setup an internet law article called Forthcoming shitstorms - I've added a few examples, but this article would benefit from some other/better examples. Jazzybellio4912

One does not simply "make" an Internet law. – Deceptive

16:50, 14 August 2015 (EDT)

Forums

The forums are broke. Please help us SeeBeen. - Zew0 13:11, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Outskirts Battle Dome

What I thought was a shitty article that needed flushing could turn out to be interesting. The guy who wrote it has already had a few newly registered users shit on his talk page, and himself been accused of being a sock on here of another banned user. They are an offshoot of Naruto Forums and they are sperging over every fictional battle conceivable.

Rules they have:

	“	1. Ethnic slurs, even if it's a joke. 2. Mature content (You know what this is and I shouldn't have to explain it to you). 3. "Violent content" (I take this to mean that you shouldn't post overly graphic images). 4. "Harassment, bullying, or similar content that advocates harm against an individual or group." (This means that if you criticize people, it must be done subtly. Criticize their specific behavioral patterns if you must, or better, if it need not be said, say nothing.)	„

There's more and I've already added some external links to the article. I'm shit at writing myself but I think this has potential to be another SOK. (talk) 13:12, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

The prerequisites to getting a Outskirts Battle Dome wiki account are just sad.

^reply 13:28, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Me and tiger just noticed as well.

(talk) 13:32, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

When i'm not too high i will try helping out

Tigercommander 13:35, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Holiday / Vacation

I am on vacation for the next 10 days (20/8/15 to 30/8/2015), please bother HAL, Schnookums or Ilovejesus69, if you need anything. They are me for the next 10 days. They can op you, de-op you, ban you, help you or tell you to fuck off and die. Listen to them or when I get back I will be going through the admin and editor lists with extreme prejudice. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:10, 20 August 2015 (EDT)

Bullet dodging FTW — V X 12:50, 20 August 2015 (EDT)

I'm back, trip got cut a bit short. --Mantequilla (talk)

21:59, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

Image Loading

Anyone else having difficulty loading images? When I pull up an article, I'm lucky to get 2 or 3 pics, if any. — V X 22:32, 22 August 2015 (EDT)

I get that a lot too, and if you click on the image twice it will give you a server error.Fuck you seebeen

Tigercommander 01:16, 23 August 2015 (EDT)

Yeah. We're troubleshooting the issue. Ilovejesus69 19:39, 23 August 2015 (EDT)

Looks like the issue is resolved. Let us know if shit goes wonky again. Ilovejesus69 01:39, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

Kike wanted to blow up 9/11 memorial

http://www.smh.com.au/national/australian-is-jihadist-is-actually-an-jewish-american-troll-20150911-gjk852.html

Sarah Butts pity party defense for being a pedophile

I WAS JUST A TEENAGE EDGELORD! DarkLordTR --> 20:58, 14 September 2015 (EDT)

This, along with Salon's piece on a pedophile just proves that SJWs and the "progressive" left are trying to normalize pedophilia. It is fucking disgusting. --Bender Bending Rodriguez

_{(Bite my shiny metal ass)} 12:13, 24 September 2015 (EDT)

Well after gay marriage and being a tranny faggot was normalized, pedo rights were next. --One With The Lulz 20:37, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

Rome Viharo

Rome Viharo Article was created by a WP/RationalWiki troll who was butthurt over its mention in the RW article and joined the site for that sole purpose (see the RationalWiki talk page). It's about someone who no one cares about who they claim was a sockpuppeter on WP, but has no other internet notoriety.--UltraSleuth 02:05, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

Need to look into it... Even if the article was created for stupid reasons, this person might be worth writing about. oddguy 02:25, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

Fair enough.--UltraSleuth 02:41, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

give them at least a couple weeks to work on it. and who gives a fuck about wikipedia or rational wiki? as it is i'd just slap {{stub}} on it and move on. if User:TheRedPenOfDoom makes people cry, he might be alright and should join our forums.

^reply 03:27, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

We have enough deletionist article police among admins without everyone and his mother getting in on it. If it ends up something more than a shitstub, there's just no reason to get rid of it, regardless of ideological purposes. — V X 05:25, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

Right now some RW members are edit warring over the page because of some off-site grudge with this Viharo guy - just thought that an admin might want to look into the recent edits, as well as who's trolling my talk page.--UltraSleuth 17:13, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

Sounds like a good reason to keep the article, not delete it. We should wait till the smoke clears before passing a judgement. Uberfukken 17:16, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

I'm fine with keeping it at this point - just wanted to make sure if it's kept that it's something actually funny, not just a cut/paste of the RationalWiki article. I made some edits to it to make it more funny.--UltraSleuth 18:15, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

Sleuth is a compulsive liar. Ask yourselves why Sleuth is obsessed with trying to defend Rome Viharo, is suspicious. He is not only doing this here, but on RW. Yes, Sleuth is a "butthurt" banned Rationalwiki troll, despite him claiming others are. Sleuth was banned a couple of days ago at RW and has re-appeared there on socks (view Rome Viharo's page history), and only recently started editing the RW page on this site. Like I said, he is the "butthurt" troll, and the info he's posting is all false. He tried to edit/remove the RW page on Viharo, but failed, and is now trying to do that here. So if this is not Rome Viharo himself, or someone closely linked to him, what's his obsession with Viharo? And who is so dumb to claim Viharo doesn't have internet notoriety? Just go to his website to view this - he's a creep who is harassing Wikipedia editor's by posting their personal info and slandering them.Kromscape 17:29, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

Or maybe i'm just stirring the pot and enjoying watching your butthurt. lol--UltraSleuth 18:12, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

I would have Eric Barber tell y'all about the Sheldrake edit war but you would not believe it. It's that bizarre. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:41, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Dafu Love

You people from ED want to get serious? Get serious into finding the most illegal video to ever watch.

http://www.vice.com/read/why-are-people-obsessed-with-the-legendarily-dark-internet-video-dafu-love-923?utm_source=vicefbus

Lord Tony 18:57, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Oh and it's illegal to watch it, so don't watch it. Lord Tony 19:17, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Sounds like a shitty creepypasta a la Ded Bort. Oh, and I instantly dismiss people who use the term "Deep Web" as faggots. --One With The Lulz 14:15, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

It's apparently real. Lord Tony 06:48, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Here's the deleted RationalWiki article (CC-BY-SA 3.0, written mainly by Deku-shrub):

'''Dafu Love''' is a video purporting to feature the torturing and [[Murder|killing]] of babies. According to a law enforcement consultant, admitting to watching such a video would be confessing to a crime.<ref>https://www.vice.com/read/why-are-people-obsessed-with-the-legendarily-dark-internet-video-dafu-love-923</ref>

And yes, [[Takedownman]] claims to have watched this video.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AolRmn0SngQ</ref>

The meme itself appears to be based on ''Daisy's Destruction'' by thankfully convicted and jailed scumbag {{wpl|Peter Scully}} who both produced and profited from the distribution of such videos.

Spanish language creepypasta.wikia.com has the following from May 2015 and is most likely the source of the legend:<ref>http://es.creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dafu_Love?oldid=170465</ref>
<blockquote>"Dafu Love" video in my opinion, Daisy's Destruction not even begin to compare. I do not mean in the sense of curiosity, if not in the sense of the content of both videos. this is the only video that dare not download, but have the link to view the video on the Deep Web, the video is quite strong. While I bet even the coldest, serious, and blood lover, she cries or feel something inside from the following description that person I will tell.
Clarify that I will provide the link to anyone, lest they be calling me, and this article is presented for informational purposes, but not morbid or profit. The video takes place in an empty house, where members, which is 5 adults, who are three men and two women, perform acts too macabre.<br />
<br />
One of the people, which I researched, named Jose Luis Hernandez Escobar, a Spanish national, participated along with four other people in a macabre ceremony held earlier this year in an empty house, which I have been researching and apparently it is located in the United States. People were engaged in kidnapping children, especially babies 7-10 months old. Investigating further, I discovered that this video is created by NLF, which means No Limits Fun or Fun Unlimited. Apparently NLF is the creator of Daisy's Destruction and other videos as strong as this.<br />
''continued''
</blockquote>

== Footnotes ==
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Urban legends]]

--JuniusThaddeus 20:50, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

Breaking news from Russia

Russian authorities banned this site within Russia. Anyone can check this inputing domain name "encyclopediadramatica.se" and capcha code on this page. Though ED was not the first interesting site banned in Russia, so even my 10-11-years-old kids can bypass this ban using browser plugin. ICAN 09:12, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

WTF, FUCKING ASSHOLES. --Mantequilla (talk)

11:32, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Its probably a communist conspiracy to promote the Russian lurk moar site

Tigercommander 12:29, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Russian Lurkmore has been banned since 10 march 2015. ICAN 04:39, 5 October 2015 (EDT)

Banned in Russia? Sounds like that's a gold star in our favor.

Talk | Contribs 13:02, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Oregon Shooter Discussed Plans on 4chan

The guy who just killed at least 13 people and wounded many others today at Umpqua College in Oregon allegedly discussed his plans on 4chan. Screencaps available at this link. This is great stuff for an AOTN. I can start writing when I get home but any help is appreciated. - Zew0 20:19, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

I should hang out in 4chan more

Tigercommander 08:33, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Article finished, if you'd still like to help there's a couple things that can be added which are listed in the talk page. Uberfukken 16:56, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

ImageShack and dead links

ImageShack sold out, so we now have 200+ dead links. --JuniusThaddeus 12:34, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Do we just delete or are we supposed to find replacements?

(talk) 12:46, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Replace. --JuniusThaddeus 17:00, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Why do we even have imageshack links when the wiki has it's own built in image hosting system? --Mantequilla (talk) 17:24, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Because people are fucking retarded.

(talk) 18:12, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

there are only 53 in article space. i did one for gun but it looks like an image we already have. -hipcrime

18:23, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Well fuck imageshack in the ass. I'll have sibin block them. --Mantequilla (talk)

18:27, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Should we bother with images linked on talk or user pages? There's a lot of them in the list. Seconding the WTF as to people using imageshack to host images on a wiki. Also Geez... imageshack just keeps getting crappier and crappier. I hope this stupid move finally kills them. --3tails 00:06, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

imageshack was always a piece of crap. yet dumb fucks still continue to use it for what reason i don't know why ••General Niggerson 01:38, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

After going through every single non-talk and non-user page on the list it looks like imageshack was mostly being used to hold screencaps and links to mp4 files. I saw one guy linking to imageshack in order to suggest an image of the now say that Macs couldn't upload to ED and so he linked to imageshack because macs suck. The rest are just lazy. The MP4s were probably loaded there because people don't know you can upload videos here and I'm not sure that's a bad thing as ED shouldn't become a youtube alternate. I'd also like to say fuck imageshack and their randomized image names. Most of the time I could tell the kind of link from the context around it but that's all the detail I could find making finding replacement versions of the image pretty much impossible. At least not much of value was lost. Also we are down to just talk and user pages linking to imageshack! Hooray! --3tails 02:13, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

Keep up the good work. ••General Niggerson 02:16, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

Thanks. Just doing what I can while I've got some spare time to burn. Also we should be clear of Imageshack links as long as nobody reverts anything or adds anything new. Enjoy! --3tails 02:59, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

This shit is old news, they've been selling out for years and started sucking a long time ago. Lord Tony 17:27, 8 October 2015 (EDT)

KROM/ATLANTID/DAN SKEPTIC/GOBLIN FACE - ALL THE SAME PERSON YO FOOLS!

Dan Skeptic on Rome Viharo's website is none other than Atlantid/Krom[scape], listed as a sockpuppet under Anglo_Pyramidologist at Wikipedia. He's the one playing the games here and taking the piss out of you lot, he also was the one who created Rome Viharo's entry here, posing as RedpenofDoom, or whoeva. Viharo and Krom don't like each other, and Viharo dug up Krom's connection to Dan Skeptic. View here:-

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Rome_Viharo&diff=1495922&oldid=1495920

Viharo was working on an article to write on Dan Skeptic/Atlantid/Krom, and so its obvious Krom came here to get his revenge back. This same weird individual is behind most or all of the impersonator socks of people from Skeptico, as well as skeptics as well as creating pages attacking such people at Rationalwiki. Again its easy to connect Rome Viharos page entry at Rationalwiki also to Dan Skeptic. He was also posting as DinoCrisis at RW in 2012-2013, and has hundreds more sockpuppets there. Krom was also given sysop status at Rationalwiki earlier this year.Internetperson 17:53, 12 October 2015 (EDT)

Nice try, Mike. Not falling for it. ••General Niggerson 18:10, 12 October 2015 (EDT)

UPGRADE!

We are finally doing the upgrade today/tonight (hopefully) depending on your timezone. Because E is a complete asshole we have to export everything and import it into a brand new install of mediawiki. The wiki will probably be in read-only mode for a few hours, up to hopefully a day at most, meaning you will not be able to edit while we do the backup and install the database, files and images to the new install. Shit might be broken for a while so it is up to you guys to fix the on-site shit like templates etc. The Site will be awesome when it is finished though. We are using an almost 5-year old version of mediawiki so there will be a lot more features and cool shit that will make ED a lot better. It will be the newest version, the one that wikipedia currently uses. Plus it will be a lot easier for us to upgrade in the future because we won't be using a hacked to fucking hell and back install. Just be ready to help us to fix some broken shit. --Bender Bending Rodriguez _{(Bite my shiny metal ass)} 09:39, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

So what will be the benefits of the new mediawiki? I assume more widgets. Will it have some form of lightbox gallery? Will it have a comment section? Some Kraut has been asking for this.

CobaltCat 09:58, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

drag n drop mass upload would be pretty cool. f8uck a comments section unless you want spambots n shit.--

Talk to me|Contribs 10:02, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

I am happy that we're finally doing this, but why would the templates and the like break? Also please make vector or the new equivalent the default option, I already use it but making it default would make us look like we're not from 2007.

(talk) 11:44, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

Re: the templates, sometimes they change the markup between versions. The last upgrade on .com had a lot of shit break. I'm not saying it definitely will, but I'm expecting it to. And no vector. Monobook is ED's theme forever. --Mantequilla (talk)

07:08, 15 October 2015 (EDT)

after the upgrade, we'll reinstall ParserFunctions which should take only a couple minutes. after that 95% of the wiki should be back to normal. ^reply 11:54, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

read only in 3.. 2..

^reply 12:06, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

Cocks. ••General Niggerson 13:12, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

What's the plan now? --JuniusThaddeus 14:00, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

The plan is we are going to export the files and images, put them in a dev server, make sure everything works, then then put the wiki in read-only, export them again then import them. It's gonna take a few days but it is the safest way to do it. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:42, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

I put the wiki in read-only way too soon. I didn't realize we were going to do a dev install first. I should have, that was 100% my bad. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:46, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

We do it tomorrow.

(talk) 15:26, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

MediaWiki 1.25.3 will be released tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 21:10, 15 October 2015 (EDT)

Released. --JuniusThaddeus 22:09, 16 October 2015 (EDT)

They got rid of MediaWiki level page views because it doesn't work well with caching. — V X 11:18, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

Can't con the Don

http://www.vocativ.com/news/239143/donald-trump-embraces-his-4chan-fans/

Ignore the SJW whining though. --One With The Lulz 13:48, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

The last non-cuck in Sweden

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34602621

>Trollhatten --One With The Lulz 12:24, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

WE MUST BAN AUTOMATIC SWORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Tony 12:35, 5 November 2015 (EST)

RWBY

Can someone please uploaded images for the RWBY article? All the fan art, demotivationals, and stuff I've found are lame. The first episode of volume 3 comes out tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 21:19, 23 October 2015 (EDT)

Why is there even an article? There's no drama here. oddguy 02:27, 24 October 2015 (EDT)

Chanarchive links

Chanarchive is dead. Has been for a couple years now and it isn't coming back. There was a disk failure which corrupted the data and apparently E was too incompetent to have a proper backup (or a backup at all). Can we work on removing the dead links and templates please?They would be listed under chanarchive and 4chanarchive. ODB would be rolling in his grave, sorry Captain. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:56, 25 October 2015 (EDT)

As in wipe completely or try to find other archives of such?

(talk) 18:50, 25 October 2015 (EDT)

If you can find archives, do that, but if not then just scrub em. --Mantequilla (talk)

22:20, 25 October 2015 (EDT)

article for deletion

since we dont do deathnotices anymore because certain retards cant stop stamping them on every new page they see, i guess we vote here. Rammstein is a new page that should be redirected to Fat Larry's Band per old ED policy. no internet relevancy Uberfukken 16:19, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

I liked deathnotices. Lord Tony 18:29, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Yeah me too. I think we got rid of them because overzealous sysops were acting like cops and others felt that it was hurting the feels of new members and chasing them away. That's not solving the root problem which is faggots acting like cops on a satire wiki but whatever, it is what it is. REDIRECT RAMMSTINE Y/N Uberfukken 18:40, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Call me out by name at least lol. Current article is shit so redirect. (talk) 19:16, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

It's not you specifically, it's a recurring problem that's been going on for years with a number of different people. Uberfukken 19:19, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Schnookums makes it sound like i'm the antichrist when I delete shit lol, like I'm the mega-deleter or some shit. No worries.

(talk) 19:31, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

This page has been accessed 1,255 times

Honestly I'd like if we got rid of the lack of internet relevancy. If someone wants to write about whatever and drive more traffic to our site, well that would be great. ^reply 19:51, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Let me rephrase that. Lack of anything interesting or funny. Uberfukken 20:42, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Moreso, the page was original made on .com back in 2007 but was deleted and redirected to Angry German Kid a few months later. Uberfukken 20:54, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

I'm just tired of articles getting deleted when they could be salvaged. If nobody else wants to do it move it to my userspace. I did a Google search for "rammstein funny" and I get the impression this article can be salvaged.

^reply 10:03, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

	“	I did a Google search for "rammstein funny"	„
	—Schnookums on how he makes articles

CobaltCat 10:53, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

You're a son of a bitch you know that right?

^reply 11:01, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

14/88, SMALL MAMMAL WAR NOW — V X 11:04, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

after you nominate an article for deletion on TJC, leave a note on the author's talk page. the author might have something to say or want to fix their article. if they don't, someone will either move the article to their userspace or delete it. obviously, if someone's abandoned draft is a couple sentences, just delete it. use common sense. ^reply 15:53, 28 October 2015 (EDT)